17

[xXxBluehairxXx]

Press 2......123 funny

[nachocheese154]

This was cut out for family guy in the uk... I can see why. It's not funny

[meandgaaraareone]

I think we should see other people

[MrVolkovf]

@MrGrifball I am Russian, and my English spelling is terrible.

[yxrcbszg]

The featured video is about 17 ?

[MrFlyguy124]

24

[HaleysHeresat]

MrVolkovf: Subduct = not the word you think it is. Moron. There are so many spelling and grammar errors in your comment, it's literally making me queasy. Next time, don't talk your bullshit nonsense. Or wait til you're not stoned so you can make sure it actually sounds good before posting it.

[naterman]

@HaleysHeresat He's obviously trolling fool

[iiibrent]

18

[avalanchesuperstar]

@iiibrent 19

[somegreens]

the man looks like charlie sheen

[Bonestonecrusher]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. LOOK AT THE PALM OF YOUR HAND, SAY GOD CAN SUCK MY FAT DICK, WALK OUTSIDE, GO IN THE STREET AND STARE UP, YOU WILL GET HIT BY A FUCKING CAR, SO WATCH OUT, 100% FUCKING WORKS.

[znounz]

@Bonestonecrusher So is god going to create the car out of my rib and smite me? Please, leave the comment section alone and go play with yourself.

[vegggiiz]

@Bonestonecrusher IT TOTALLY WORKED. Sorcery, bruh.

[powpowman98]

@Bonestonecrusher Don't read this cause it totally works, read the comment I am replying to and say "wow, this man actually masturbate every day." and you will feel something, it works.

See? Doesn't accomplish nothing now does it?

[MyDogBrownie1]

Eh?

[5C4R3Y]

Why is this titled "17"?

[cleopatra719]

i want 26 seconds of my life back :(

[SamhainTheDark]

The Zinedine Ziddane one was funnier.

[Cheesecakemilitia2]

Why have I not seen this? BECAUSE FOX CUTS ALL THE FUNNY SHIT oUT

[kaboom911xox]

Overdose on the coffee much?

[Armyof1993]

Brian, WHY the hell did you piss off that Drill Sergeant?

[SheWolf4ever1]

I don't get it or why u named the video,17, I'm confused!!! 😣

[UnoriginallyInclined]

That there is an unsatisfied man.

[JHoward393]

The funny thing is Kelly Ripa actually believes she has misophonia an unusually intense emotional reaction to sounds such as chewing. xD

[mojojojo2999]

lol

[omghom]

SHUT UP PINKIE PIE

[vindelextreme]

when the top comment is a question, u known theres is a cosmic confusion

[xXchibicatgirl99Xx]

17?? 18 :DD

[ghjbny777]

da hell...

[brnlk975]

Hahahahahaha

[MyUSAPatriot]

Must be on the dvd

[XblackswanXx]

Why have I never seen this scene before?

[vert369]

i dont get the joke ; ;

[TheSlimFilms]

@D4rkWisdom you need to find that commet that he reply to

[Porkins454]

How can a movie clip have about half amillion wievs and ONLY have the number 17 in tags?? :O xD

[LoveNoteProjects]

@Porkins454 tags dun mean shit...its the shit u pay that matters

[MrVolkovf]

This video is called 17 because it is 26 seconds long and if you subduct 9 out of it lenth in seconds it will be 17 seconds and the reason why you subduct 9 and not any other random number is because when 9 is devided by 3 it would equal to 3 and there were three wiseman.

The End

[badcoairsoft11]

@MrVolkovf ah totaly understand

[12bobsmith]

@MrVolkovf "subduct" and "devided". That is all.

[mexicansuperguy]

@MrVolkovf brabo brabo

[ClevlandSteamed]

@MrVolkovf Nicholas Cage, is that you??

[SourceStrike]

@MrVolkovf seems legit

[MrGrifball]

@MrVolkovf and is this when you realize "Subduct" isn't a word? or when "Devided" is spelled "Divided" or when you realize "Man" is not plural nor is "Wisemen" one word?

[JULIECAT23]

@MrGrifball Actually subduct is a word. It means to turn downwards, therefore he could technically use the term to the describe the subtraction of the numbers because they are decreasing in value. Epic fail at trolling. At least now you will have one more word added to your dictionary.

[dpkzpking]

@MrVolkovf win full of win lmfao

[hardcoretechnolover]

@MrVolkovf no, the answer is CAAAAAAAT

[B17shoota]

anyone else think this would be about a guy sleeping with a 17 year old when they saw thumbnail and title?

[thegrungewave]

@B17shoota She's Kelly Ripa. In my opinion, she might as well be 17.

[MeaningCorrupted]

what is this the unrated one because i have this episode and it didnt come out

[bestfriends4ever201]

lol

[DrsJacksonn]

The lack of originality in the new family guy jokes is astounding.

'Hey, that reminds me of that time I had sex with [...]'

Seth Macfarlane, or whoever comes up with these jokes, is only good at making fun of people who are better than him. And often he fails pretty badly too.

[girls2girls7]

@DrsJacksonn Shut up!..Come up with something original yourself and stop judging others who have already succeeded.

[95Godfather]

...that was creepy

[bobthebuilder6938]

lmfao

[sharkfreak14]

18

[Korigetsu1991]

yeah, he hit me with that gun, he gonna get raped by tht gun

[TheMisterMaTtKc007]

why is the video's title "17"?

[Lordoftheringsfan01]

@TheMisterMaTtKc007 17 days of horrible marriage to the blond in the video.

[CrazyKrazyMind]

@TheMisterMaTtKc007 To leave us in suspense?

[RiversEmpire]

@TheMisterMaTtKc007 lol

[RiversEmpire]

@TheMisterMaTtKc007 lol

[RiversEmpire]

@TheMisterMaTtKc007 lol

[RiversEmpire]

@TheMisterMaTtKc007 lol

[Fizzmobile]

@TheMisterMaTtKc007 Because the tag is 17?

[Hondaboy27160478]

@TheMisterMaTtKc007 The age in many contries around the world when a girl is old enough to know that she wants and agrees to sex. is 18.

Sleeping with outside your own age group is a fetish, old men like to buy a sports acr and trade their wives in for a newer model, say 18. Some US States, 17, 16.

Africa 12.

Anyways, it's funny cos the bloke can't stand having to listen to her yap like a dog.

Best thing is if everyone turn gay at 35. or stop having sex all together.

[;o).

[Hondaboy27160478]

@TheMisterMaTtKc007 The age in many contries around the world when a girl is old enough to know that she wants and agrees to sex. is 18.

Sleeping with outside your own age group is a fetish, old men like to buy a sports acr and trade their wives in for a newer model, say 18. Some US States, 17, 16.

Africa 12.

[Hondaboy27160478]

@Hondaboy27160478 Anyways, it's funny cos the bloke can't stand having to listen to her yap like a dog.

Best thing is if everyone turn gay at 35. or stop having sex all together.

[;o).

[MrBRADDERSMON]

@TheMisterMaTtKc007 the maker got mixed up between his age and the video title

[perluder]

Med ordentlig slang

[perluder]

Jag gillar svarta män.

[bigfatman64]

Don't you hate it when you make a mistake in your comment and a swarm of nerds and other people reply to you just to correct it

[shaider1982]

@bigfatman64 Lol! I remember typing "Kirk Cobain" in an "anti-Rebecca Black" video. Got splattered for that. I just made the excuse that Rebecca Black's song made my IQ lower.

[SporeGalaEdit]

@bigfatman64 You omitted the full stop at the end of your statement.

[temps105]

that is so true. if you watch her and her husband interact on the regis and kelly show he is making that face the entire time.

[TheNatManRS]

I'd still tap that.

[TacticalGnu]

I love when the top comment is a reply to the other top comment

[rockypog]

@TacticalGnu yeah so do i

[theflamingmushullama]

@TacticalGnu me too

[TheSlimFilms]

@TacticalGnu how..... how can u love that?

[TigerBoyUltra]

@TacticalGnu Yeah, don't you?

[thirteeninlove2]

@TacticalGnu i hate it when it is like that, dick

[ImmaVegit0]

@TacticalGnu What do you mean?

[herbepop]

@TacticalGnu To be honest, I hate it.

[crtetley1]

i agree @Tacitcal i hate it 2

[pedmole5]

@TacticalGnu I love when the top comment is a reply to the other top comment, about loving when the comment is a reply to the top comment

[JikaB]

@TacticalGnu I dont

[TheKushNinja]

@TacticalGnu yea me too

[TheMoviePax]

@TacticalGnu thankyou for rewening that

[imgoingLADYgaga]

@TacticalGnu so do I

[JkebabTNG]

@TacticalGnu Thanks. Now we'll never know!

[DICKTORIOUSurFACE]

thy always make brain sofistacted

[maddylovemusic]

i dont know why this is called 17?

[anticholinergic09]

@maddylovemusic i wondered why as well

[StreakyTheFurry]

18

[bigalgirls96]

SPAZ!!!!!!!!

[TheGrungeGamer2]

That's the same look I had on my face whenever my best friend's fiance was around me....but whatever, I'm glad his fiance & her friends ditched me. My life got more awesome(plus a few perks in the relationship department), and now, I don't feel like the poor sap who did Kelly Ripa.

It wasn't always like that...but now, IDK? Just saying, yo.

[CloneComander1138]

Wasn't there a zinodean zidon joke?

[TheWillofLoki]

why is this called 17?

[shaider1982]

Trivia: The drill sarge in "An Officer and a Gentlemen" was played by an Afro American because it was found that they were the best performing sergeants in Marine Corp Aviation Officer training ( not sure if that's the name of the program).

[TheAntiChristOfTNA]

I don't get why it's called 17

[dsukenick]

@TheAntiChristOfTNA Read my comment.

[karkemstudios]

I wonder what she's been taking.

[ChaosKillerExtreme]

ok...three arsenic pills in her next dose of crack ;)

[Alagremm]

What's up with the name of the video?

[tomthekingofdirt]

what does this have to do with the number 17?

[dsukenick]

@tomthekingofdirt Please listen. On the volume 5 DVD this is the 17th deleted scene on it. Sure it's not a great title but I'm sure the person had a reason.

[Blasted2Oblivion]

Kelly is awesome.

[dibczi]

i pressed 17 and nothing happened

[mastersackie]

tha fuck

[biobob16]

Too much coffe?

[Jbiebzinspires]

OMG that was hilarious. love you! where are the kids? love them!

[XxWhat0EverxX]

press 8 for open- eyes sleeping lol

[PyrozPlayground]

Shit! That reminded me of what I was looking for before I got to this video! The girl with the horse laugh! lol

[Th3BoxTrap]

wtf? /watch?v=wW_DHrp21cU

[roderod98]

lol!!! 17 

[eidexoxo]

That guy imagined 17 ways of killing himself. thats why

[Blasted2Oblivion]

I always loved that part about Kelly.

[zacharyvessell]

why is this video called 17 its gay

[steelflame1]

Would be better than having sex with rosie odonell

[DrsJacksonn]

You guys, this might be the lamest excuse Family Guy ever had for making a joke.

'Oh wow, this is more unbearable than having sex with Kelly Ripper'

I'mma guess what's next. *guy walks down the street* 'Hay Brian, that guy over there is walking!' 'Did you say walking? Like that time the US troops walked into Osama Bin Laden's stronghold?' *shows lame joke about Bin Laden getting killed or something*

[chaosbringer82]

@DrsJacksonn are you comparing sex with kelly ripper to the death of osama

[TheTuktuk42]

I never remember seeing this?

[REDV120652]

ROADHOUSE.... V

[ajmomoho]

Its called 17 cause her heartbeat is 17 beats per second.

[dshacker662]

i love it when the top two comments are EXACTLY the same

[Gootch82]

LOL

Is she really like that?

[bigfatman64]

Why are Generals always black

Why is the sidekick of a fat white cop always a skinny black man

[Intoxiqated]

@bigfatman64 Thats not a general its a Drill Sergeant. JS.

[bigfatman64]

Yea sergeant thats what i was meant to say

[pippeeeh]

@bigfatman64 Because black men are scary

[MrMsMrvevo]

@pippeeeh was that suppose to be funny 

[zaper684]

@bigfatman64 why why why?

[shaider1982]

@bigfatman64 General? Look at the chevrons, he's a sarge;)

[bigfatman64]

i MEANT SARGE!!!!!

[bigfatman64]

I MEANT SEARGENT not general

[fbibarbie]

@shaider1982 ya WTF he is a drill dergent this guys crazy

[shaider1982]

@fbibarbie "drill dergent"? What service is this, US Darine Door?;)

[bigfatman64]

yea he is

[bigfatman64]

i meant to say sarge

[LordLuKha]

@bigfatman64 he's actually just a seargent, but you raise a good point.

...to be honest it's just an excuse to get Samuel L. Jackson or Morgan Freeman do do pant-jizzing one-liners :D

[TheMGDCAcheivments]

@bigfatman64 There wasn't a General in that clip

[Parandar514]

@bigfatman64 that bitch is sergent !

[DuPuieproductions]

@bigfatman64 Clearly a Sergeant.

[TheNeedbackup]

@bigfatman64

They are black cuz they look good and angry :D

[PicassoHD]

@bigfatman64 he is a sergeant.  not a general

[bigfatman64]

I FUCKING MEANT SEARGENT LAY OFF ME PEEPS!!!!

[Mitre30]

@bigfatman64 Ahahaha Sgt. Johnson from Halo xD

[mxzysptlik]

@bigfatman64 Cause they have the coolest, most intimidating voices lol

[Treblaine]

@bigfatman64 #1 he's a Sargent, a NON-Commissioned Officer (NCO)

#2 its a common trope since Aliens to have the highest ranking NCO be an older black guy.

#3 Commissioned Officers are trained more for the desk jobs looking over maps and logistics, much less direct combat

#4 General do not train new recruits, they order someone else to train recruits

[tipdub96]

@bigfatman64

never saw a officer and a gentleman?

[Frankeinstein127]

@bigfatman64 not Generals their Seargents i know im a nerd

[hppybob]

@bigfatman64 I think that's what you call a Drill Sergeant.

[SwedenArise]

@bigfatman64 Because all big companys in USA are run by Anti-white pro multicultural jews :)

[lastdayinsin3]

You do know that most Jews outside of Israel are white, correct? They don't have their own color, really.

[SwedenArise]

@lastdayinsin3 Kazar Jew are not WHITE!

[MrAskila]

@bigfatman64 black people are also always the demolitions men and they are those who die first..

[Narsuaq]

@bigfatman64 You got a point.

[kolordin]

@bigfatman64 cause black ppl allways hit ppl so they are born for that job

[Sindre1]

@bigfatman64 Contrast.

[zico739]

@bigfatman64 Lmfao, now that you mention it.

[thephysicwerewolf]

@bigfatman64 that not always true, on the power-puff girls it was a mexican.

[theknightswhosayfrak]

@bigfatman64 Because it has been that way since the dawn of time.

[CrayolaSquink]

@bigfatman64 Just like on Monster House, lol.

[nigahiga68]

@bigfatman64 Did you ever see Beverly Hills Cop? 'Cause that kinda agrees and disagrees with your last statement.

[Pnoergel]

She sleeps with opened eyes ? What the hell ?! XD

[xelvargx]

THE OLD YOUTUBE!

[badengaccio]

ma non doveva esserci zidane? in italia questo pezzo non c' è...

[ManicallyMetal]

This is a deleted scene I think, I never remember watching this on tv or on DVD