I don't have the scar, which is peculiar. My mum has it, and a friend of mine has it, and perhaps my dad also. But I don't. Is it because I was born in Ukraine or because I was born after the USSR had collapsed?
By the way, all those books behind you, are they yours?
One of my most awkward situations was when I was about 14. I went to the hairdresser (I went to there for years), and while I got my hair cut she told me: "Ah I´m so excited that I´ll have my baby this month!" And as usual I talked before thinking about what I was about to say: "What??? I didn´t even see that you´re pregnant!" :/ I still feel stupid.
I have seen Teeth it scared me.. now before i have sex i always stick something up a vagina first to make sure my penis is safe.. its like sending the canary down the mining shaft.. thats one nasty love bite
Of course the way to respond to the umbrella thrashing is to scream back No Me Gusta!
And before teeth was such an wildly acclaimed movie, one of my friends used to tell us a toothy vagina ghost story, against our will, like we were at a sleep-away camp for recovering sex addicts. Oddly enough, we never found it more awkward then his normal stories...
OH cool you are russian are you!! That's why you were SURPRISED my name was Sascha? ...can I finally say someone who knows that Sascha can be used for GUYS TOO!?!??! It is a russian name :D
@mrbuchanantoyou it wasnt awkward, it was a little risky and a tad bit offensive to vagina's everywhere (due to the fact you looked better then most of them)
I found this coz I searched "Communist Vagina"
XAlienByteX 1 year ago
Vagina dentata ... Snip snip that hurt
DrMeatPatty 1 year ago
I don't have the scar, which is peculiar. My mum has it, and a friend of mine has it, and perhaps my dad also. But I don't. Is it because I was born in Ukraine or because I was born after the USSR had collapsed?
By the way, all those books behind you, are they yours?
TheLittleRussian2 1 year ago
I guess I found you via lauren^^
Love your vids!
One of my most awkward situations was when I was about 14. I went to the hairdresser (I went to there for years), and while I got my hair cut she told me: "Ah I´m so excited that I´ll have my baby this month!" And as usual I talked before thinking about what I was about to say: "What??? I didn´t even see that you´re pregnant!" :/ I still feel stupid.
Schmalicious 1 year ago
Tris, точнее, Stirfry sent me!
yousuckvlog 1 year ago
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so what exactly is eff-cow?
thanks for the communist bit of info
hilarious as usual dasha! <3
Beccalicious94 1 year ago
so what exactly is eff-cow?
thanks for the communist bit of info
hilarious as always dasha! <3
Beccalicious94 1 year ago
I have seen Teeth it scared me.. now before i have sex i always stick something up a vagina first to make sure my penis is safe.. its like sending the canary down the mining shaft.. thats one nasty love bite
TheGingeTV 1 year ago
Of course the way to respond to the umbrella thrashing is to scream back No Me Gusta!
And before teeth was such an wildly acclaimed movie, one of my friends used to tell us a toothy vagina ghost story, against our will, like we were at a sleep-away camp for recovering sex addicts. Oddly enough, we never found it more awkward then his normal stories...
Graguigleadhair 1 year ago
Haha I think I might know a good gyno-dent-ologist...haha hey u should follow me on Twitter! @siraradorn
pabloaradorn 1 year ago
@gun561 amen brother.
TheDasha92 1 year ago
@BiancaInTheSky OH SNAP! i ran up to my father once and i was like jumping on his back at costco....turned out to not be my dad. A TAD AWKWARD
TheDasha92 1 year ago
OH cool you are russian are you!! That's why you were SURPRISED my name was Sascha? ...can I finally say someone who knows that Sascha can be used for GUYS TOO!?!??! It is a russian name :D
LaughingLeaf 1 year ago
@LaughingLeaf we have a connection now. soon ill be driving to your house at 5 am asking for drug money. beware.
TheDasha92 1 year ago
@TheDasha92 No need to come asking for the money. I got the drugs. You can straight away ask for the drug.
LaughingLeaf 1 year ago
Oh dear god...
I'm part of a family of communists o_o
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
And Teeth will either be incredibly funny, or incredibly disturbing.
My friends and I are planning a movie night to watch it xD
Just imagine, 8 teenagers sitting in a row, all with their legs crossed with pained expressions on their faces. Now THAT'S awkward.
mickiebee14 1 year ago
@mickiebee14 i am imagining it right now. and i want to be part of it. lols
TheDasha92 1 year ago
my psychotic brother beat people in an airport once. We don't go out anymore.
shethewriter 1 year ago
@shethewriter HAHAHA! just buy one of those child leashes! they work wonders! trust me....i know
TheDasha92 1 year ago
@TheDasha92 haha lol. My brother can rip nylon with one hand. Thanks for the suggestion, though!
shethewriter 1 year ago
Hello,Dasha,
"Teeth" was a adaptation of the Lorena Bobbitt story?
Blargaldalien 1 year ago
@Blargaldalien hmmm, i dont know. mind goggling it for me and telling me though!? i want to know now.
TheDasha92 1 year ago
@TheDasha92 You have NOT heard of John Wayne Bobbitt!??
Blargaldalien 1 year ago
I'm always waving back to people who are waving at someone behind me! =[
TheStallion86 1 year ago
@TheStallion86 i do that all the time, usually to people IVE never even met. which sucks.
TheDasha92 1 year ago
i never remember any of my embarrassing moments because they all become suppressed memories.
but as for the old grandma i would have gotten up and grabbed the umbrella and done the same to her.
firewindice17 1 year ago
@firewindice17 damn, stay clear of you mr anger!
TheDasha92 1 year ago
I'd like to have intercourse with ur vagina teeth...(akward moment).....
pabloaradorn 1 year ago
@pabloaradorn i gottah go to the dentist first. or the gynecologist, or both. a gynetist
TheDasha92 1 year ago
oh teeth was such a fucked up film, i'm sure you've seen my most awkward moment in the video i made :p
mrbuchanantoyou 1 year ago
@mrbuchanantoyou it wasnt awkward, it was a little risky and a tad bit offensive to vagina's everywhere (due to the fact you looked better then most of them)
TheDasha92 1 year ago
Hey Dash,
what is Nibiru in Russian ?
mrstarfighter 1 year ago
you're supposed to help the old woman. Duh.
thatgrumguy 1 year ago
@thatgrumguy hahaha! yah well i didnt think about that, im sure my bitchslapping her granddaughter would have been appreciated!
TheDasha92 1 year ago
OMG,
Dasha has gone emo Goth !
mrstarfighter 1 year ago
lol me and my friends have were screaming vagina teeth yesterday because of a video by 4playerpodcast
cloud8745rules0000 1 year ago
@cloud8745rules0000 lol, you and your friends need to see this movie with me. seriously
TheDasha92 1 year ago
@TheDasha92 I'm sorry, as of this moment I am ditching you.... I'm watching it... its weird... and partially funny
cloud8745rules0000 1 year ago