The Office: Dwight - A Billion Asians

[airemillion90]

I know 0 asians

[Vince13192]

@airemillion90 good for you. loser

[airemillion90]

@Vince13192 I found this funny and lol'd when I saw your pic. Don't take it personal my asian friend. I said I don't know any asians, not that I dislike asian people.

[Talamare2]

Darth Schrute

[SheldonCooperSpock]

OMG!! You are DwightKSchrute? Than you must know my Account: _NardDog_

[JG0RDON24]

Follow me, Dwight Shrute on twitter. @DwightKShrute_

[Danielnwa]

If this was the first time I ever saw Dwight, I wouldn't think he was wearing makeup

[spartanses]

A THOUSAND Vietnamese children SWARM the stage in rags!

[Z0mbieS1ayer]

is he a monk?

[CTCstoopid]

@Z0mbieS1ayer .....he is a sith lord

[Urstupidumbass]

@Purpleroyal5 it's a costume

[purpleroyal5]

He looks sick

[DJflopmasterflex]

You can tell rdl3053 isn't a Star Wars fan cause she seems to think there is only one Sith Lord.. -__-

[rdl3053]

@DJflopmasterflex There's always one in the bunch (lol).

[rdl3053]

@DJflopmasterflex There's always one in the bunch (lol).

[starsky1012]

@DJflopmasterflex She's talking about specific Sith lord, a true Dwight fan and star wars fan would know which one.

[SadisticReviews]

@DJflopmasterflex what a nerd. And I'm a huge starwars fan

[PregnantChipmunk]

@DJflopmasterflex There is always but one master and one apprentice

[xarcaz]

@DJflopmasterflex And you can tell that you're an idiot, since you contradict your own argument by writing "sith lord" as a proper noun.

[MarsellusWallace]

@xarcaz So if someone says "there's more than one Marine in the U.S. military" he's contradicting himself?

[xarcaz]

@MarsellusWallace Yup. "There's more than one marine in the U.S. Marines" is correct, however. For the same reasons that "There are many [universities] (common noun) in [Gothenburg] (proper noun), but there is only one [University of Gothenburg] (proper noun)." is correct. They can be plural in certain cases such as matters of extension (e.g. brands such as Fiats) or groups (e.g. familes like the Kennedys). The entity is a proper noun, but in this context the members of the set are common nouns.

[xarcaz]

@MarsellusWallace Yup. "There's more than one marine in the U.S. Marines" is correct, however. Just as "There are many [universities] (common noun) in [Gothenburg] (proper noun), but there is only one [University of Gothenburg] (proper noun)." is correct. The entity is a proper noun, but in this context the members of the set are common nouns. Proper nouns can be plural in certain cases such as matters of extension (e.g. brands such as Fiats) or groups (e.g. families like the Kennedys).

[nickdabbs]

@DJflopmasterflex um actually there only can be one at a time lol.....one lord one apprentice. looks like you arent a star wars fan

[JakeSparre1]

@nickdabbs @DJflopmasterflex boom roasted.

[AABTCraneTrain]

@nickdabbs actually the rule of 2 was broken a few times, even in the darth sidious era, so you aren't a star wars fan either. :)

[RyderRocks73]

@AABTCraneTrain Not in movie canon. Maul, Tyrannus, and Vader were all serving under Sidious at different times and Sidious served under Plagueis . If you're going to talk to me about Mara Jade, Starkiller, and Sith Lords in the expanded universe like Exan Kunn or Darth Revan- then don't. Just don't.

[bamafb77563]

@DJflopmasterflex There's always one in the bunch (lol).

[Neros3443]

Hey! I'm one of those billion Asians LOL

[Arjahn767]

It's funny because it does end up being kindof important

[hanmajoerin]

Asians are amazing.

[deniselove99]

ill c u in hell

BURNING lmao i luv dwight

[Jspang16]

you know a ton of 14 year old girls?

[TheCitymonster]

what season episode?

[mariapiaboni]

@TheCitymonster it's season 2 episode 5 Halloween

[CaptainHazardFace]

lol I love jims face

[NoDealNoShit]

classic "The Office" moment

[lowlypeasant]

Rainn is a brilliant actor. So underrated its a crime.

[alooandrice]

i think dwight looks like alan carr.

[Beccaroo22]

.."ohh oh wait, so you'll let me know when you've made a decision?' Bahaha.

[dmolmalowski]

@442giantsfan

Asia?

[Mrebachelor]

What a Legend!!

[TheSurvivorGuy]

4 people would beg to differ

[07nygiantsfan]

LOL at the end, "Oh wait, so you'll let me know when you've made a decision?"

[alisme1]

this whole scene is on my facebook page under my favorite quotes :)

[ejayarts]

@alisme1 COOL STORY BRO

[alisme1]

@ejayarts no shit sherlock

[kiwi1mango1]

He so looks like Darth Sidious.

[bobthespin]

@kiwi1mango1 it was halloween and he was sith lord lmao

[coolbobafett]

@kiwi1mango1 No... Dwight Schruteous.

[MoreTails]

@kiwi1mango1 whos that

[germancoke]

@kiwi1mango1 he was dressed as darth sidious in this episode.

[maxpowerpayne]

what the episode called please

[subgril177]

@maxpowerpayne

Halloween



[ClickThisUser]

the way Jim looks up when Dwight says "billion asians", I died.

[phantasmo14]

Good,.........................­GOOD

[hesitation24]

@442giantsfan china harbors a fifth of the world population. He can start there.

[RDBeatnik]

Darth Schrute

[shadowfootball1]

@442giantsfan asia

[IPawnt]

im asian and i have a black belt

[evankilla619]

i love how at the end he still asks the guy to let him know when they made their decision about whether or not he gets the job

[4Devi15]

Reminds me of the one where Dwight is in karate and he wants to fight Micheal & he says to Michael "I know a ton of fourteen year old girls who could beat you" and Jim says sarcastically "you know a ton of fourteen year old girls?" lol

[ForceRecon198]

Looks like a cult leader... or Creed. 

[tysonuk]

They need to bring the old Dwight back. The last few seasons he has just got well...crap! He made the show for me at the start.

[Nagneto]

Lol Dwight you racist bastard!

[computerscreentv96]

martial arts FTW in america!

[junior214223]

4 people only know 999,999,999 asians

[StupidBoyComics]

The guy looks like bloody Gollum

[Shmooore]

So what are you a Monk. *blank stare* I am a Sith Lord!

[KatieohsoRaNdOm]

and I will see you burning!!! hahah only Dwight!! Maybe the guy can go to Dwight and Satan's Bed and Breakfast!

[Mumsilius]

What are you a monk?

[kissmagik]

haha love at the end after insulting them he thinks he can be hired!

[Danceallnightbabe]

jim!!!!!

[ioncan]

4 people are a billion asians

wait.....shit-

[simplyBestGIRL]

are all in usa as ugly as actors in OFFICE?

[okay21088]

LOL I"m asian and this is hilarious. no need to get offended

[quiksix25]

Best part of that is- "Well you can go to hell too and I will see you there... burning" HAHAHA

[ichabod09]

how does he know a billion asains?

[mrkidd1]

3 people are asian

[Glibzer]

Dwights old

[deandre504]

3 Asians disliked this

[JJJGamers]

@deandre504 That... just failed.

[N4RUT0Ship]

@deandre504 Wow, you don't know how to use that joke right.

[Dreamer00]

Martial arts is relevant on any resume.

[ugurLP1990]

is Dwight a monk?

[rdl3053]

@ugurLP1990 He is the Sith Lord from Star Wars.

[ugurLP1990]

@rdl3053 I knows. I'm referring to what Phylis says in this episode about Dwight's costume

[MisterPenguinMusic]

@rdl3053 It was a joke. Phyllis asks Dwight if he's a monk,

[gunxpected]

@rdl3053 I think he was referring to phyllis calling dwight a monk.

[BIGRED224FOREVER]

@rdl3053 he is dwight the "darth mule" not darth maul!

[MistahFAY324]

@rdl3053 He is actually Hannible Lecter

[KaalGeo]

@rdl3053 Whats funny is that his features become all the more corrupted as the episode goes on. Just sublime good humor.



[RDBeatnik]

@rdl3053 Darth Schrute.

[MoultonProductions]

@rdl3053 No, he's A Sith Lord.

[Toonlink123456789]

@MoultonProductions Because if I say the same thing the other guy said I will get thumbs up!

Dumbass

[MoultonProductions]

@Toonlink123456789 Thumb whore.

[Toonlink123456789]

@MoultonProductions LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[anidude98]

@rdl3053 I think it was a reference to phillis

[spacely123]

@rdl3053 he spent $129 on that outfit.

[ThepunksfoodMedia]

@rdl3053

No, I'm pretty sure he's a monk

[boricuaboy24]

@ugurLP1990 i thumbed you up cuz you rephrased phyllis' question lol

[XXLBeats]

@ugurLP1990 damn it, phyllis

[redhockeycab]

@ugurLP1990

ya know... he does look an awful lot like gregor mendel without the makeup.

[Boheb08]

@ugurLP1990 his costume costs $128

[lilbobmarly]

@Boheb08 $129*

[manatyson]

@ugurLP1990 No hes a paper salesmen... but I think he dressed as one for holloween in this episode

[conversekitty20]

@ugurLP1990 He's actually the Emperor from Star Wars, which would go well with his character from The Office ;)

[KittyPurry001]

@DOg63art he is dressing up like a sit lord & @poop... Whatever ur username is, u have dome big issues

[StitchedMusik]

"wait, okay, so you let me know when you've made a deci-"

[kidkong584]

lol looks like theres only 2 asians. What would this show be without dwight?

[theazn07]

someone didn't get enought sleep...

[2XxGLOxX2]

All we know is that the 1 dislike is the person Dwight was talking to.

[freshXtuna]

2 dislikes WHAT THE Fuck

[horinga5]

"I get a little frustrated when I'm dealing with INCOMPETENCE!"

[shaddy147]

what episode is this?

[erinmaloy95]

0 dislikes :) thats what I like to see!

[Hateocracy]

@erinmaloy95 I disliked it just because of your comment.

Kidding. :)

[gee1234567890]

@erinmaloy95 you jinxed it cause there is 1 dislike now

[1andonlytruepinoy]

what ep?

[cowardlygoomba]

he just told him to go to hell and then he says "let me know when you've made a dicision." XD

[Sasukereturns]

Dwight is the MOST POWERFUL SITH LORD ALIVE!

[iKinkajou]

How is martial arts training relevant?

I know about a billion Asians that would beg to differ!

You just have to laugh at the racism of the show.

[SpecialKay666]

i havent seen this episode yet, but is there a reason that dwight looks pale and sickly?

[FrozenPortal]

"What are you? A monk?"

"I'm a Sith Lord."

lol Love the Halloween episode, including this clip!

[Wonka275]

@FrozenPortal

Dwight: I spent $195 putting this costume together!

Phyllis: ...ass!

Halloween episode= awesome

[24JGM]

@poops1 what the hell is wrong with you?!

[Chibithy]

@poops1 Because his face is cuuute

[ProjectNat]

burning

[chebello6x]

I love how Jim's head darts to the camera on "asians the would beg to differ"

[thegothmog]

loved it

[D0g63rt]

He looks like a sith lord

[offmyrockervideos]

@D0g63rt

hahaha, that's cause he was a sith lord!

[kingsolomon00]

@D0g63rt i think that was the point, it was the halloween episode.

[shelbyxslaughter]

@D0g63rt He's supposed to be, this is the halloween episode.

[jrod4592]

@D0g63rt he dressed up as him for halloween, so good spot

[dude0909]

@D0g63rt

That's what he is.

[joekim716]

@D0g63rt hes supposed to be one, this was at a halloween party

[Conocoy]

@D0g63rt Dwight Schrute is a lord mon frair. Be it sith, underworld or/and universe. He is the alpha and the omega. He is the omniscient.

[upsidedownside1]

@D0g63rt yeah haha thats cause it was halloween :D

[Ghebreselase1]

@D0g63rt *facepalm*

[Kari166]

@D0g63rt, and Pam looks like a cat, and Phyllis looks like a cheetah. It was a Halloween party... >___>

[TheDorkySquirrel]

@Kari166 what the hell was Jim supposed to be?

[Kari166]

@TheDorkySquirrel, if this is the right episode, I think he was a hole-punched Jim. XD

[LordYaoi]

@D0g63rt Lawl, that was precisely his costume in the episode. Looks bad ass indeed.

[bobbyjoejoeson]

@D0g63rt yer he was lol, cant get better than his halloween costumes

[twilightbreyer11]

@D0g63rt He's supposed to be that later in the episode he tells everyone what he is, and turns on his "lightsaber"

[aguynamedcurt]

@D0g63rt thats because he is

[IAreFatCat]

@D0g63rt Because he was dressed up as a sith lord O__O

[Xsuaveness35]

@D0g63rt Actually, he looks like a monk or something.

[scorpion779946]

@Xsuaveness35 Have you ever seen star wars? EVER?

[Xsuaveness35]

@scorpion779946 ...Have you ever seen the rest of this episode? I'm referencing Phyllis's lack of Star Wars knowledge.

[scorpion779946]

@Xsuaveness35 Yeah, i have... I just forgot. I watched it yesterday and remembered.

[mrmastercheif7]

@D0g63rt hes dressed as a sith for halloween

[KelvinEriksen]

@D0g63rt he is

[MrRainbowmuffins]

@D0g63rt Its a Halloween episode that was his costume

[klashmaster95]

@D0g63rt lol its the halloween episode, he WAS a sith lord lol

[555grommy]

@D0g63rt

He is a Sith Lord...

[wickeDJester5678]

@D0g63rt He is a sith lord!

[Sony90210]

@D0g63rt you probably already got a bunch of comments telling you this, but it was the halloween special he dressed up as a sith

[JCasR3]

kinda makes you wonder how he even got this job lol

[Glasya666]

They were probably impressed that he recommended downsizing during his interview.

[Michirukov]

xD Billion asians.

I love Dwight, lawls.

[TheRealWankstas]

nice video

[thegothmog]

at first i was like -_-

but then i lolled :)

[thegothmog]

oh hey

i don't remember watching this 3 months ago

cool

[bedfordknight09]

DWIGHTS AWESOME!!!!!!

[Splashboy33]

LOL