Funniest Milk Ad Ever! (Australian)

[potbrownies1663]

is it wrong that this video gave me a boner

[MrMultiarab]

that guy is my drama teacher :)

i swear

[sstephrodas]

fukkin australians!!!!!

[TheCataracsDev]

I just want milk that tastes like real milk, you ugly slut.

[2011TheYearOfBieber]

australian's do it better <3

[theproblempage]

Bit light on the lol

[norme73]

since when did they ever keep milk behind the counter? stoopid ad.

[UltraMegaSimLover]

I love how just about every Australian can recite this add word perfect :P

[highdeserthater]

@UltraMegaSimLover im an 8th australian by nationality, live in the US, i sound like a damn canadian, and YES!!! i can recite this add perfectly. lol

[HTeast]

@UltraMegaSimLover We're just that awesome :P

[MegaGiggles86]

this ad can only work in Australia!!!LMAO

[209039497]

this is a teacher at my school, no joke hes a drama teacher, GO Mr COLLINS

[ChocolateIsMyDrug]

@209039497 Is it nerdy that I find the fact that your teacher is called 'Mr Collins' funnier than the actual video or any of the comments? :)

[GracenotesGalore]

I watch it whenever it's on. It's the only ad I've ever done that for. All the others get zapped. This brilliance in advertising has the potential to revolutionise ads on TV. I'm working on those ideas right now.

[pyromohanzed]

THIS WASNT GOOD

[karishmagayelloyd]

not funny hey .

[jaydeSTACK]

haha i can recite this whole ad... its kinda sad, but fun :D

[OzzieJohnFerguson]

That ad is running continually on our TV and I laugh every time I see it.

[DemiandJoBrosLUVA]

or extra dollop? hahaha

[bigcheefnick]

i did not lol

[MrMegatino10]

I Work at a cake shop and we deliver to this mikbar its in richmond melbourne, they lady iun this ad unfortuanetly passed away not too long ago :(

[Gallowell]

@MrMegatino10 The only thing I hate worse than yanks are people who claim that they know who people in videos and then make up some bullshit in an attempt to get attention. 

[MrMegatino10]

@Gallowell Its actually true and im sorry if you dont believe me I can give you the exact adress if you really wanted me to, we deliveer there all the time from hellas cake shop in richmond

[Gallowell]

@MrMegatino10 Fair enough, so I offer my apologies. Too many people do that you can't pick the truth sayers from those talking out their arses.

[MrMegatino10]

@Gallowell Yea I know what you mean, Id say the worst r those fukin spams. according to spams on utube i should of died 7 times and had realtionship problems for 2 year lol

[Gallowell]

@MrMegatino10 ah yes, well according to some of mine, I should have been involved in sex with a dozen amputees this year alone and gotten rich doing it... now that I think about it, I should have taken them up on their offer!

[mcquart]

Yes to Coles and woolworths we just want milk that tastes like milk not your cheap watered down crap.!!!!!

[MrTarryhoot]

Extra dollup thanks.

[LOLLERBLADESFAIL13]

ha this ad's been goin round since i dont know try 2001

[roxmysoxify]

dont like it toooooooooooooooooooooooo much ....

[carywhitt]

This ad isn't very good... or funny.

[TheJUNGLESURFER]

should be called dumb choice go hemp or nut milk

[Snickerbockers]

ugh wow..? lots of milks.. not really funny but ive ever seen it before.. clever idea for milk ad

[aprilblenk]

Oh I've seen this ad! I see it almost see it everyday! XD

[charlestoye]

Does she mention 11 milks? (including the last one)

[Hamgammy]

holy shit

this is not hte funniest milk ad

you want to see funny milk ad?

google milk ad caveman

those ads are leet

[pup4944]

WOW, that is fucking HILARIOUS.

lol jokes, its shit.

[JBofBrisbane]

I just want to know what that "Extra Dollop" tastes like.

[xdottigirlx]

SMART CHOICE.

[16toulousse]

I love it

[vinny460]

i beg to differ with the title of this video

[vinny460]

i hate this ad

[kola68]

extra dollop

[lakersrull]

wow where did she come from??

[Sapphirechao]

@lakersrull

From under the counter I believe? 0_0

I wouldn't really classify this ad as funny, but it's still clever IMO

[jellybellyflip]

my best friends grandma did that ad no joke

[Paperbagman555]

This ad doesn't even Compare to funny aussie Ads infact this ad is just stupid, it just threw in a pun at the end ''wow she called him fat'' I must by it now.

[ItslliJ96]

@Paperbagman555 ok geez don't have to get so aggressive its just an ad 0.o

[Paperbagman555]

@ItslliJ96 I'm not i'm just saying it's really really shit =p

[JBofBrisbane]

@Paperbagman555 - that's not a pun, that's an inference (I think...).

[Paperbagman555]

@JBofBrisbane okay not a pun, but a small shit joke! lol

[bumblebee364]

i can say it all ! ahaah c:

[totallysickawesome]

where did she come from at the beginning, sh just popped out of nowhere...and its good to know its WHITE milk...as opposed to purple milk?...good ad

[brismike65]

What a b***h

[jusuo]

that guy teaches at a local high school in my area. his a fuckin dick.

[brismike65]

@jusuo why is he a dick?

[jusuo]

@brismike65 acts like he's top shit most of the time

[deejanaaa69]

GO MR COLLINS !

[MsAdorabubble]

at the start she pops out of nowhere

[MsAdorabubble]

does anyone notice else notice he say " i just want milk that taste like real milk" the she says " this taste like full cream milk" HE WANTED MILK THAT TATSED LIKE MILK NOT LIKE FULL CREAM MILK!!!! CHRIST!!

[mychemicalcobrah]

@MsAdorabubble THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAY! OMG! You know what they say... great minds think alike ;)

[emzkind77]

It was slightly funny the first time but now it's on telly ALL THE FLIPPIN' TIME.

[ke70hibino]

Hate how you can see she's reading it... She's looking at his shirt the whole time.

[000jamest]

guyz you are liers she lives in canada she couldnt be yur media teacher

such lierz

[chunkiiENy02]

Gay add

[ReannaRawrs]

lol this is always on my tv

[AshleeAmethyst]

"A bottle of milk, thanks."

Low fat, no fat, full cream, high calcium, high protein, soy, light skim, Omega 3, high calcium with vitamin D & floride or extra dollup?

"Err.. I just want milk that tastes like real milk."

[Horrorbuff2]

"Folate"

Not flouride, moron.

[kayshface4221]

@AshleeAmethyst

I think it's

"High Calcium with vitamin D and Fol-ate or extra dollup"

[AshleeAmethyst]

@kayshface4221 Yeah, it is. xD. I'm just a childish girl so yeah. LOL.

[lysssXD]

@AshleeAmethyst its actually "high calcuim with vitamin D & follate" not floride. but heaps good job anyways :)

[dafraproducts]

@AshleeAmethyst It's actually "Folate" and not flouride... we get enough of that in our drinking water...

[limpeh666]

@AshleeAmethyst I think it's vitamin D and folate. not fluoride.

[smallchris9]

@AshleeAmethyst

Yeah I don't see why you feel the need to type what she just said, I just watched it.

And it's folate, not flouride!

[SerbianEagleCCCC]

@AshleeAmethyst

It says folate not floride....moron

[phil38555615]

Does anyone know how long this ad has been around? 2003? I reckon the shopkeeper is great. Keeps a straight face!

[coralarch]

I just cannot stand this old battleaxe. I mean- is it too much to ask for a smile at the customer????? I'd boycott her bloody milk bar and buy my own cow.

[physcoMatt]

its on tv now and its always on.... i seriusly dont think it is that funny though . sorry :(

[smurphyello]

@physcoMatt yea but isn't it hilarious to think that the person who posted it, probably pisses themself with laughter everytime they see this lame add

[01kiandra01]

thats my drama teacher mr collins lol

he told us it was a closed set and some guy who they thought was crew walked in then he asked if they had any *cant remember but it was hot* and they realised this guy was a real customer off the street lol

[loyalfalconflutist]

13!!!

[TheObservationSlave]

Hehehe, this ad is awesome. I know all the words. My Mum swears the man and the old lady are related. She says they "have the same eyes." Hahaha. XD

[pompom45]

omg so does my mum o.0

[Squishfie]

hey SAME!

[arahirst]

hahaha oi i can do it.

check the video response :)

[OMORFI94]

this add has been around forever. lol good add

[itsmiandy]

HI MR COLLINS LOL

OUR SCHOOLS DRAMA TEACHER HI SIR

REMEMBER ALADDIN AFTER PARTY LOL ;d

[grettonwatsonp]

'low fat, no fat, full cream, high calcium, high protein, soy, light, skim, omega 3, high calcium with vitamin d & folate or extra dollap' :)

haha

[luvinlife33]

this ad has been around for years and i still see it occasionally

[MissScruffy27]

I LOVE THIS AD, it is the best

I have also memerised the lines!!!

Im so random!!!

[edaj84]

i start too... lmao

low fat no fat fat, full cream etc

[Jucetr]

What's so bleedin funny about this shit.

[princessfreesia]

Heh, I love milk, but that shit ain't good for you!

[boogiefever1985]

Milk is definitely good for you

[iBzRockyy]

he was my drama teacher.

[RhiKid]

This isn't funny. Not even funny :L

[rodsterau]

an American could never come up with some of our ads

[RhiKid]

Yeah you're right. They'd just come up with better ones.

[hilz100]

and thank god for that if everyone made ads like this tv would suck

[Diemstaa]

lmao he's my media teacher

[GussyDaBussy3]

my friends dad made that ad!!

[TickleMeTaylah]

Low fat no fat full cream high calcium high protien soy light skim omega 3 high calcium with vitamin D with folate or extra dollop :D

[sengelle]

Thanks :D

[cedriclavoie1]

its not the funniest milk commercial

[Naiidi16]

I still have it memorized.

[PoohBear1947]

OMG i so remember this ad

I i knew the words to it as well

So sad

[RahRahTran]

lol he's a teacher at my school

[TashAustraliaRep]

thats so cool lol

[1537ohno]

me and my mates memorized this when it came out :)

fun :P

[calculatorINSTINCTS]

I KNOW THIS OFF BY HEART!!!!!!!! -ah i just want milk that tastes like real milk...- love that ad, one of my favourite ones fer shiz!!! :D

[MaddyRockRoxs]

ive seen this countless times? i'm aussie! and i can't here the accent...

[ILOVEU847]

i love this ad! :D i also love the accents!! <3 great vid

[Stacktovic845]

Meh.

[TLSquiggle]

Funny thing is that 'Smarter White Milk' doesn't actually tastes like real milk, it tastes like a few choice words, certainly not milk...

[Dmasterman]

what choice words are those?

[jonel002]

yeah!

[Warriorboy15]

LMAO!! mr Collins! ahahaha

[bleachgboybaby]

Not that funny, yeah it's not bad but NOT funny

[HappyCampersTV]

This add isn't very funny.

[YouStuge]

Milk is win.

[johnnytanktang]

HEY!! thats mr. collins our school's drama teacher!! LOL

[rainbowgabbie0hoties]

are you seriouse lol haha

[wentworthaddict]

so not funny

[anneknown]

finally.. love this ads too..

[iHoneyjoo]

FINALLY found this ad on the internet. Haha, I love it xD

Thanks for uploading!

[Boki7269]

HAHAHAHA ... Wtf is extra DULOP

[serbstyle05]

i think its that white stuff

[bartbag]

an extra lump(dollop) of cream in it

[rainbowgabbie0hoties]

extra cream

[Paulie0hhz]

12!!

[tqsuited]

Way to keep ur customers returning...

[SurfingRaichu]

14 different milks.