do you have weapons in portal? I thought you only had the portal gun (and gravity of course - I know that the portal gun is a modded gravity gun)? I dont have the game, so don't call me a retard or noob.
at 1:30 its a lot easier just to alternate the colors you shoot besides just always shooting an orange one and then a blue one under u at the last second.
You can't do shit with a portal, you need at least 2 for some fun. And other than that, if anyone wanted to see this, they should just buy the game and play around in that, not watch you do this boring shit.
to get guns, just go to console (by going to options -------> keyboard options -------> advanced------> enable console and then in game hitting the Tilde key, squiggly line, or on some a dash kinda thing)
than once the console is open, type
sv_cheats 1
and then type
impulse101
et viola, all guns... unless, if you're on an Xbox or PS3, you cant, im not sure.
Anyhow, xbox users are probably red ringed anyhow, so cant play full stop :p
an android? no she isnt she is a person who didnt hav anyone who cared about her so she was the perfect canidateto capture and use as a lab rat so to speak cus no one would no she was gone
if ure talking about the turret course thing it was saying that cus that place wasnt spose to be a test chamber it was spose to be for testing military androids but the real chamber was meesed up so it was a substitute
Of course, black mesa can't help Chell. Black mesa east is probably gone, and Black mesa in Arizona was nuked to the bedrock in Half-Life: opposing force.
SPOILERS
ChibiMyuutsu 4 months ago
test chamber 19
lolzfinn 9 months ago
portal: the infinite treadmill!
nmgh101 9 months ago
Looks funny :D
DarkCreatorn 9 months ago
0:00-1:22
GLaDOS: Now, you're playing with portals...
Stop it and get the stupid science done.
TheLonelyLighthouse 10 months ago 3
lawl xD
masterkk999 1 year ago
lol get a narrow hallway and make two portals to have fun with yourself
sjok101 1 year ago
>wowitsfuckingnothing.jpg
NerdTronX 1 year ago
1:42 : fav level.
omfgpainkillers 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
this is shitty game
cs304 1 year ago
bad sound
RadiationProduction 1 year ago
wow.. what a fun do u have -.-
koekeren 1 year ago
I just dont see why she would just sit down and finger herself..
MageOfLink 1 year ago
I love how he never gets the hint that his yellow portal is too far over for like 2 minutes.
killbunny90210 1 year ago
1:04 lmao !
pietercool 1 year ago
gmod...
XOneshotkill194X 1 year ago
@XOneshotkill194X N....no.I am sick of comments saying its gmod,you probably do that for attention. Portal guns in gmod,ARE IMPOSSABLE! GET OVER IT!
FtDSpartn 1 year ago
schlecht...das is nichts besonderes an dem Sipel.
Prince1of2Persia3 1 year ago
sound is mesed up
mude78 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
ummm you failed really hard because u used gmod
MichaelJackson787 2 years ago
impulse 101......
Zipmic 2 years ago
@Zipmic k sry ^^ BUT AGAIN YOU USED HAX xD
MichaelJackson787 2 years ago
@MichaelJackson787 yeah, that's portal, gmod doesn't support portals that good...
littlefrank90 1 year ago
i figured anyway since i do have gmod and portal ^^
MichaelJackson787 1 year ago
@MichaelJackson787 fucking retard
nedd44 1 year ago
@MichaelJackson787
if thats gmod then ill be damned...portal guns in gmod are...well...
Raiden738 1 year ago
you have all those hacks for the game and i found more glitches than you
syto300 2 years ago
@syto300 um he got all the weapons from a simple console command not hacking or anything. just becase he has them doesnt mean anything
razor005 1 year ago
lame!
Kornburger 2 years ago 2
why r u trying to destroy my ears?! and this video is nothing special!!
areanem 2 years ago 6
1:15 Ear Rape.
Raven42222 2 years ago 5
more mind rape
Hyper6664 2 years ago
If you dont look up or down you can do imfanite portal glitch
MarioBros125253v1337 2 years ago
if you don't spell "infinite" correctly, you can look like a retard.
sboss 2 years ago 4
dud... turn the sound down!!!
theweirdone1995 2 years ago
You can do that yourself with the YouTube player, anyway... ;]
TombRaiderLover 2 years ago
you got too much time...
l3ABKR53 2 years ago
EAR RAPE!!!!!
jbdu38 2 years ago 23
agree :'(
SWORDfreak1 2 years ago
rofl so true
ishadowstudios 2 years ago
The sounds on this video are fucked up =/
Denmon0728 2 years ago
you can do things like stab your girl friends back when shes in back of ya
snowdevil002 2 years ago
bad quali
xxxXRohenXxxx 2 years ago
But yeah, He does mod it. I'm talking about the Normal game RYNO.
CongureNinja117 2 years ago
do you have weapons in portal? I thought you only had the portal gun (and gravity of course - I know that the portal gun is a modded gravity gun)? I dont have the game, so don't call me a retard or noob.
RYNO2511 2 years ago
No. All you have is Cubes, Camera's, and Portals.
CongureNinja117 2 years ago
so is this a mod? and cameras ?
RYNO2511 2 years ago
No. Its not. You have a Portal gun. It can pick up Objects like Weighted Cubes and Camera's.
CongureNinja117 2 years ago
He didn't mod the game. Typing "impulse 101" in the console gives you the HL2 weapons.
BearzUnlimited 2 years ago 2
And turrets
d0dj 2 years ago
No, you don't have any weapons. He used a cheat to get weapons from Half Life.
GmanX101 2 years ago
TERMINAL VELOCITY!
memyselfdinges 2 years ago
what can you do with a portal: get cake fast =D
gggggmmmod 2 years ago
at 1:30 its a lot easier just to alternate the colors you shoot besides just always shooting an orange one and then a blue one under u at the last second.
chrisaa94 2 years ago
1:00 funny
mrlilbubby 3 years ago
LOL 1:00
einc0m8 3 years ago
i was gonna do the fall 30,000 feet achievement and then i realized that the portal filter wasn't on. Ha, i'm retarded
Jake1479 3 years ago
This game gets me so dizzy.
guitarfreak127 3 years ago
lol 1:20. Man, Glados is staring at her and Shes thinking Chell's stupid or something
FalzarGregar 3 years ago
1:18 - she's killing herself!!
O_o!!
llBlackGlovesll 3 years ago
cheater!
axeman96 3 years ago
what can you do with a portal: well look at your ass
francoflavier 3 years ago 6
You know something? Chell has a nice body, but she's not very attractive in the facial area, and she walks funny.
Tails442 3 years ago 4
ew dude gross its a frickin game.
JacobCollins123 3 years ago
perverts these day :(
Noved31 3 years ago
yah and besides, we all know its GLaDOS whose got it goin on. :P
JacobCollins123 3 years ago 11
the walking bit just might be explained by the heel springs.
Also, she's a tough android. She doesn't need to be pretty, she's awesome anyway.
JackNevermore 3 years ago 2
yup my brain stopped
mkprod69 3 years ago 2
if you did this while you were high i think you would have a total brain meltdown
elmatto2006 3 years ago 2
Lol idiot doing the test, "Come back here! You Might be my twin!"
F9onthecomputer 3 years ago
i didn't know u play as a girl, lol XD
deviler44 3 years ago 4
Its looks very sick :D
SonyVegas22 3 years ago
nice that you got that in the last chamber :O
homeXstone 3 years ago
crappy sounds :P
RafcioPL1 3 years ago
ey man ich will auch diese grafik haben
GameJokerUnderground 3 years ago
But you can also lick your elbow if you want.
SnakeManEXE 3 years ago
1:12-1:22
GlAdOs-where we going?
XD
gamerdudeonroblox 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
You can't do shit with a portal, you need at least 2 for some fun. And other than that, if anyone wanted to see this, they should just buy the game and play around in that, not watch you do this boring shit.
AndyGoRAWR 3 years ago
My my, isn't that something?
Zipmic 3 years ago
The cake is a spy!!
1Ekollon 3 years ago 2
how do u get the guns
weegrantos 3 years ago
impulse 101
Zipmic 3 years ago
how do we use that?
Doomhamma5 3 years ago
to get guns, just go to console (by going to options -------> keyboard options -------> advanced------> enable console and then in game hitting the Tilde key, squiggly line, or on some a dash kinda thing)
than once the console is open, type
sv_cheats 1
and then type
impulse101
et viola, all guns... unless, if you're on an Xbox or PS3, you cant, im not sure.
Anyhow, xbox users are probably red ringed anyhow, so cant play full stop :p
chulk607 3 years ago
Thank you =D
Doomhamma5 3 years ago
"Anyhow, xbox users are probably red ringed anyhow, so cant play full stop :P"
Not funny, not funny atall.
Onimyst 3 years ago 5
@weegrantos Gmod
protomous 1 year ago
at 2:27 - 2:29 she's all like "Are my hips that big?
ddrmaxman 3 years ago
im new to the whole half life mod series
so i have no clue if this already does exist
(im sure it does) but imagin portal gun wile playing live
xTorhnx212 3 years ago
and the point of this is ...
tylerfritos 3 years ago
You suck =/
InfinitelyHalcyon 3 years ago 6
lol
Zipmic 3 years ago
=) <3
InfinitelyHalcyon 3 years ago
This game is very confusing but really fun, as well easy. I literally beat it in an hour. But the advanced maps give me a challenge :D
wiihalofan 3 years ago
she's thinking: im gonna catch you!!!because U R THE CAKE!!!
DjKlzonez 3 years ago
thatsa crazy
FischTV 3 years ago
No, rather Chell (the main hero of Portal) is Azian, Alyx mother. They looks like similar, and there are few theories abouth that.
Sniffer194 3 years ago
What? where you heard Chell is Alyx's mom?
jordinyc 3 years ago
impossible, chell is an android.
and you can see alyx's moms picture at the "out mutual friend" part in ep 2, they look alot different.
Eeptog 3 years ago
an android? no she isnt she is a person who didnt hav anyone who cared about her so she was the perfect canidateto capture and use as a lab rat so to speak cus no one would no she was gone
mthatguy1111 3 years ago
glados says chell is an android! i dont remember the exact quote though
i DO remember glados telling her she will go to android hell though
Eeptog 3 years ago
if ure talking about the turret course thing it was saying that cus that place wasnt spose to be a test chamber it was spose to be for testing military androids but the real chamber was meesed up so it was a substitute
mthatguy1111 3 years ago
i could have sworn there were other times
Eeptog 3 years ago
if ur thinking of the things on her legs
they added those to pad her falls
thats y u dont die wen u fall fast
xxdonatelloxx 3 years ago
I thinks this woman is Gordon's sister
peakza2 4 years ago
lol no way
Zipmic 4 years ago
They both got brown hair and the Still Alive song says "Maybe Black Mesa" and i think she listen to it and told gordon lol
peakza2 4 years ago
Allthough it could be a good theory, as we don't know anything about Gordon either..
Zipmic 4 years ago
Of course, black mesa can't help Chell. Black mesa east is probably gone, and Black mesa in Arizona was nuked to the bedrock in Half-Life: opposing force.
poopskinTheLiar 3 years ago
WHERE CAN I GET IT?!
hl2tdm 4 years ago
lol at 2.20 chasing one's tail
Slimrealshady 4 years ago
omg ur a woman in the game? i always thought it was Gordan Freeman 10 yrs ago
hcfhunk 4 years ago
lol dude how
Jarek4 4 years ago
never mind i have the game now i heard GLaDOS say that Chell was left there from the "bring ur daughter to work day"
hcfhunk 4 years ago
ummm no chell is a part time employe you can hear it in the final fight that tells you in a way
JoshQuest1 3 years ago
chell is an employee's daughter, GLaDOS says this "Remember, Bring Your Daughter To Work Day is a great time to have her tested."
PwNeDoScAr 3 years ago
but remember youre not even a full time employe which means that shes probably a part time employe
JoshQuest1 3 years ago
i dunno, that's just not how I understand it, but we can all have our opinions
PwNeDoScAr 3 years ago
that last bit of the movie is after glados try to kill u right?
spkillerzX 4 years ago
shoulda had the pacman theme on it lol
sosolid2k7 4 years ago 2
how fun is the game and is there a free roam?
or can you play around on any level?
paytontheguy 4 years ago
There's a storyline of course, but you'll be able to choose any level you want as you progress the game.
Zipmic 4 years ago
This is made in Garry's mod right? I can tell because of the weapons but also the health bar XD
Rhydogs 4 years ago
ARE YOU RETARTED?! af course not
seanfr2006 4 years ago
no it wasn't.
Zipmic 4 years ago
Then how'd you get the health bar and weapons? Unless you used hax
Rhydogs 4 years ago
Impulse 101, so?
Zipmic 4 years ago
jw, kinda seems unnecesary
Rhydogs 4 years ago
wouldn't have needed it. But I was trying a bunch of different stuff before this and I was only making the movie for a friend.
Zipmic 4 years ago
impulse 101 helps when defeting GlaDOs you do to rocket luncher and blow off all the orb your self
bigbang3835 4 years ago
how do you get that?
paytontheguy 4 years ago
get console, then type "impulse 101"
Zipmic 4 years ago
but type sv_cheats 1 first
Puffpuff7777 4 years ago
how did he have the gravity gun
flood256 4 years ago
can you change charecters on this game.
LOCKHEED2011 4 years ago
no you cannot
Zipmic 4 years ago