The Water Horse | Spill.com Movie Reviews

[gamersixteen]

rental

[piplup2009]

i think its whatever nessie was (a plesiosaur)

[moonlily1]

Why's that girl's avatar got tennis ball boobies?

[spillcom]

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[Ichigo9913]

who the FUCK was thaT?!

[marvelrocks27]

@Ichigo9913 i dont know but i think ive seen her in other reviews

[sokka454]

i surprisingly liked this movie, hilarious comentary

[real213]

who the hell is that chick?

[bengalisinnerblad]

i hate alex etel

[wtfomgstudios]

I personally like this movie, but the "Surgeons photograph" is staged. It was a piece of plastic wood attached to a toy submarine. Also remember how the ripples are WAY to big???

[MrLiquidjcb13]

@cecoman314 And 3 actually she had appeared more but you can count them

[clashrogers]

We've seen A boy and his alien(ET), a boy and his orca whale(Free Willy) a boy and his dog(Lassie) a boy and his bird(Kes) and now a boy and his...Loch Ness Monster?! That's ever been done before.

[didibjj]

spill.com used to have a chick reviewer! 

[cecoman314]

@didibjj not really she only appeared one or two times

[Jordan96CND]

i dont really like it when uh forgot his name the black guy does it alone with either a robot or a stranger, i like the whole crew

[Deadman1234ful]

i am scottish and i can tell you that the acsents are well off

[lewisbmth]

@Deadman1234ful me too !! :D

[Deadman1234ful]

@lewisbmth lol

[spiritlover54]

she got big boobs!

[barbieorochimaru]

Okay. The name of this film should be Free Willy 2: Scotland Edition!

[nachosguy18]

i completely forgot about this until now to me this was just a movie to throw popcorn around in

[thevideogamegroup523]

i'd give this film a FUCK YOU

[Hectorferjr2]

The Water Horse The Legend Of The Deep (2007) - B+ Memorable

[greenfury87]

@Hectorferjr2. Youre getting the rating system wrong. its better then sex, full price, matenee, rental, some ol bullsh*t, and f**k you. what you meant to say was full price.

[monkeyrahha]

kinda sounds like another version of eragon.

[mark33850]

i never realy like this movie narnia,golden compass,the water horse why dont they just leve it a book and thats it

[MegaAdam1000]

I'd probably go for a high matinee,or high rental. (whatever 3 and a half is.)

[arbiterv46]

it was an okey movie and prob the only film set in scotland and i live in scotland decent movie

[LemmePost]

Predicatable but well acted. Dragged a bit in parts but good family fare. matinee bordering on dvd

[UltraSpeciated]

Never seen this lady reviewer before, bit on the quiet side.

Is it me, or is her ass vibrating at 1:26? :P

[MADNINJA2500]

I loved the water horse. It might seem for children but actually it could be a little bit dark, becuase of WW II going on.

[marvesmarves]

The title should be "The Water Giraffe"

[DisneyGirlJeannie92]

hahaha! Kory... what is it with you and sex dude? :)

[wolfman222111222]

Some ol' BS!

[ScreaminEagle17]

Reminds me of...Eragon??

[meekiyas]

the think even looks like the dragon.

[charmed6057]

No, Water Horse was better than Eragon, TEN TIMES. Fox ruined the Eragon book, by making Eragon THE WORST book turned movie EVER!

[phillipzchillz]

@charmed6057 This dude, right here. You're so, so right, and I actually liked those books...*sigh* and still waiting on the last one ¬___¬

[VideoVixen24]

Well, I can see similar parallels. Young boy, egg left in boys care, mythical creature hatches from said egg, creature and boy have bond, British accents, lol. But the storylines are completely different.

[REYMEXICANO4L]

dam long coments down der

[killer1one1]

wow thats soooooooooooooooooooooooo gay

[catlover8976]

Well at one point the water horse eats the dog. Matinae for me.

[thefutureoffilm]

Who is the girl? This is the first time I've seen here

[MrAppleby56]

peado

[legorocks3]

no offense but that girl looks like a hooker on crack.

[anaverageentertainer]

it was once said during the promos to be the best film since E.T

what a lie, to grope people for the benefit of money, only to give the audience a crappy ass film. Nothing can be compared to E.T

[jesusismyhero45]

at the beginning it was fantastic! the middle was ok, and by the ending, i had already gotten on to something else, and i didnt realize it was still on TV, (i rented it), so i turned it off, and completely forgot about it. LOW LOW LOW matinae!

[Jarrecko]

Okay after watching dozens of Spill Reviews I mostly trust these guys with their reviews. I'm not insulted that those guys made a parody of 300. I just think it's a stupid ass movie. Besides BloodRayne thats the only movie I ever watched where I walked out or turned it off after 15 minutes. I've seen waterhorse. It's nothing but another dumbass kids movie. If I was like 8 years old again I think I would enjoy it. Otherwise, no.

[skahtay16]

ok baracine, due to the small fact that you are even defending "Meet the Spartans" even a tiny little bit just shows that have just as stupid as you think everyone who watches these reviews are. buy the way you have to admit, a kid collecting sea shells in a movie does sound kind of gay.

[wtfisthisshyt]

his way of being gay

[towerofdave]

lmaoooo

[Clarkofkrypton]

i love this movie, i think its awesomely done so well, & i don't care what other people say

[spirenoxussylus652]

it scareed my sister when the lochness turned angry and killed everyone.. lol its turned into a kids horror movie lol

[Clarkofkrypton]

i saw this movie, Crusoe the friendly Nessie does not kill any one in the movie

[killaMD]

anyone who saw this how badass was that scen when he ate that dog

[ChaserExodus]

I liked the movie alot I thought the story was interesting but I loved the Lochness monster and how he didn't start off as gozilla's older brother and started destroying stuff.

[magargansporks]

Jesus Christ, chillax.

The film was reviewed well, and problems with it, such as the pacing, were addressed. Don't start acting uptight just because the guy made one dick joke right at the end. And... "gangsta comments"? Prejudice much?

[baracine]

Piss on stuff much?

[magargansporks]

I...! Bu...! You...!

Wow, that was a better comeback than I'd expected. Sorry if I offended you at all, I was in an uptight mood that day.

[baracine]

And the "pacing problems" referred to here are called "attention deficit disorder" where I come from. :-)

[IntractableMonkey]

This is hard to fathom, baracine. You're defending a children's movie, but doing so with more vulgarity than these reviewers.

Now, if you liked the movie, that's cool, but don't blow up with anger when pointing out your reasons for enjoying it. People tend to be less inclined to listen to you if all you want to do is belittle everything... and everyone.

[baracine]

I think the point is the reviewers are reviewing children's movies with their dick and belittling everything else. When was the last time they liked anything other than big tits?

[IntractableMonkey]

They are saying that it's a bad movie. This has nothing to do with lack of nudity.

You might be right, though. That woman looked pissed that she didn't get to see any breasts.

[baracine]

If you saw the film - which the uneducated gangbanger didn't, even though he called it "gay" and would like to tell us about the size of his dick - you'd know it's a fine film. These reviews are made by morons for morons.

[IntractableMonkey]

These reviews are opinions, sir. If you don't like them, disregard them. They are meant to bring enjoyment and the reviewers' thoughts about a movie to the table. Not to incite anger or command you what or what not to do. It's just their style to give their opinions in a witty manner; to "spruce" up what might ordinarily be passed over on dull, trite paper. Besides, anyone who calls Meet the Spartans quote "bullshit, bullshit, BULLSHIT!" is not a moron.

[baracine]

Don't give me the "sir" treatment, please. The male "reviewer" here didn't see the film. There is nothing witty about talking about one's dick size in a children's film review or in calling a child "gay" for collecting seashells.And anyone who doesn't get the joke of "Meet the Spartans" has to have loved "300", which is a very scary proposition in and of itself.

[IntractableMonkey]

What you have to realize is that these people reviewing a children's movie is the same thing as these people reviewing an adult's movie. Spill has done nothing wrong here, and if a movie like "Meet the Spartans" can be made to parody "300", so too, then, can a review be made to analyze a movie.

[baracine]

I totally agree that these nerds apply the same standards to childrens' films they haven,t seen as they would to a porno they have seen. Their standards are tits and dick. This doesn't give them the right to decide which children are "gay". And I'm glad you admit that the makers of "Meet the Spartans" had the right to parody "300". You're definitely making progress here.

[IntractableMonkey]

Even if they were "deeming" children homosexuals, it is just for jokes. They aren't serious.

[baracine]

So those retards shouldn't get insulted if "Meet the Spartans" makes fun of "300".

[IntractableMonkey]

Well, I'm done with this. Frankly, I don't really care. Spill will keep doing what it does, and this argument is entirely inconsequential.

[DigitalPh333r]

I find it fitting that this guy is complaining that Spill is insulting a kid's movie or something and he likes Meet the Spartans...

[baracine]

I find it to be expected that Spill would disrespect a children's film for being "gay" while attacking "Meet the Spartans" for making fun of the irresistibly gay aspects of "300". These guys are seriously repressed and homophobic.

[DigitalPh333r]

Erm, they never said the film itself was gay. He just made a small joke mentioning the kid being gay. In reality the Spartans at the time 300 most of them actually WERE Gay. I seriously doubt gay people take that much offense, in fact I have gay friends who really don't even care for people using the phrase. Homophobic would be literally shouting gay people suck or something of the sort. Another thing, if you despie their videos so much. Why watch them?

[baracine]

I watch them for the dick jokes.

[macdaddyncheese]

wow, baracine, you must be captain of the PC squad or something. thank you for saving the world. fuck nut.

[metallicakixtotalass]

You do realize that "spill" means semen, right? How could this possibly be a review appropriate for children?

[skahtay16]

first off, do you think children would connect the word "spill" with semen? and second, i dont think their name "spill" is a direct refrence to semen, why cant it just be a word that doesnt have a sexual meaning behind it?

[metallicakixtotalass]

Um they've admitted themselves that it's that, that's why their motto is "If it sucks, we'll tell ya" lmao

not to mention at comic-con they had chicks giving out "Spill" condoms

[DigitalPh333r]

Their motto is actually "If it's crap, we'll tell you." not "If it sucks, we'll tell you." I doubt there's any real sexual intention from their name.

[AlexSchmidt1992]

Not for kids.

[DigitalPh333r]

And I love how you're so easily showing his Prejudice you are by calling him a "gangbanger" he made one dick joke at the end, don't get so uptight. I saw the film and saw nothing special about it.

[baracine]

Thank you for this filmic assessment, Mr. Film Critic. These guys make dick (and tit) jokes every chance they get. They are dick-obsessed. It called im-ma-tu-ri-ty.

[DigitalPh333r]

Well, you gave your assessment by saying it was a fine film, I felt like giving mine. We're arguing over Youtube. I don't think either of us are very mature at this point.

[baracine]

We'll always be more mature than these guys.

[baracine]

Definition of "gangbanger" from Urban Dictionary: "A group of people who rapes a single person at once." That's what they do to the films they demolish.

[DigitalPh333r]

So.. You're comparing them not liking a video and making a gay or dick joke about it raping it? ... Elaborate please..

[DigitalPh333r]

I don't think they actually meant any real offense to the kid, he just felt like making a quick joke with his friend. Either way, I will admit some could view it as insensitive, but I really don't see it that offensive. But everyone is entitled to their own opinion and nobody can really change that, and this fighting over YouTube over something so stupid is just pointless, in some aspects I could agree with you to a degree. Anyway, best of luck to you and good day.

[neonbrain333]

@DigitalPh333r and johns here 2 save the day with reason. thanks dude x

[HistoryOfHoles]

Oh shut up.

[bicarbonat]

Although to be fair, Spill did watch and review "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything," and actually gave it a positive review - not for being stellar or anything, which it isn't, but for serving its purpose as a heartwarming-family-film venture. And talk about lack of tits - they were damn vegetables! lol

[lobo1381]

you suck

[ALAJOHNSTONE]

Filmed mostly in New Zealand.

Not enough Lochs in Scotland?

[neeahaha]

the movie is damn awesome i tell you! :D

[a1ethioS]

Wooo... Go Prianka! (The boy's sister) She was playing across from me in "The Winter's Tale" before she was called away to Scotland to act in this.

[ThousanWhite]

Are these cartoon characters real-life caricatures of their real-life counterparts? If so, are there pics of the real Korey, Edie, Leon, and the rest?

[Narutocapri]

yes lol

[ThousanWhite]

Where can I find pics of the real people?

[Narutocapri]

they dont want people to know who they are .

the only place to find out who they are is to go

to imdb . com and type in there real names and yull get a picture of them and where they are right now all the info about them .

[saynotodrug999]

haha stalkers website haha nah i can see why these guys want to shield there identaty even though there the type of guys i just wanna go to the bars after wacthing a crappy movie with them haha by the way don't take ur kids to water horse i brought my little brothers (5yrs and 8 yrs old) to transformers now thats a fucking familly movie

[psicodelicalgirl]

i loved ^__^

[josueanthonylpz]

you dumb ass there nothin wrong with collects shells its like collecting wrong what the hell is wrong with you?

[MahDeFuddi]

god you are so gay man hahaahahahahahahahahahahhahaha­haahahahahahahhahaahahhahahaah­ha

[josueanthonylpz]

your fucking gay faggot!!!!!

[MahDeFuddi]

go collect shells hahaha

[NrkKaos]

For every shell you collect your sperm count goes down in 1 million

[josueanthonylpz]

your a piece of shit you know that?

[NrkKaos]

Thanks!

I'll take that as a compliment.

[Narutocapri]

lol lol stop fighting lol

[adrieal7]

what?

[smalllady1216]

great work. and is the lady a new member of spillcom. love as always!

[MasterExploder6]

who's that chick?

[spillcom]

that would be Edie. She'll stop by from time to time

[DKaidian]

Does she know you've animated her so her boobs are constantly jiggling every time she moves? :)

[1377BOB]

Spillcom too scared to respond?

[pinkangeldead]

"You got a big water horse?"

"You bet I do!"

Lol classic. Nice to see a woman for a change, is she a new spill member? Keep up the good work Korey :]

[HaikenEdge]

Instant fucking classic

[salamani]

Wow, that was weird! There were times in this video when I didn't know what the HELL you were talking about.

[bond23975]

looks like the woman is smuggling two mutated oranges under that shirt. but Korey your funny as hell though.

[unlimitedwin]

yeah, ok, a woman, thats cool but does she have to be so FUGLY?

[MatthiewBaisley]

So is the girl a new member of the spill crew?

[bond23975]

get the woman out of there, the animation makes her look like the crackhead in New Jack City.

[Luffy55555]

LOL!!! Two year olds that carry guns. :D

[ZackJ100]

Cory was so funny in this episode. Great review. But question, who was the girl? Is she going to be appearing more now?

[TRfritz392]

No intent on seeing the movie whatsoever but great review :) Made me laugh.

[GeminiJess310]

Cool, a woman's point of view

[NikoBustos]

cory was being to much of an smartass

[lxhinata]

they did do a good job with CGI editing though

[UnrealSlayer92]

Whos that girl?

[transat236]

Ya i saw the preview for this on the Surfs Up DVD and i knew immediately that this movie would suck (plus it also disturbed me :\ ) but i agree  with a MATINEE.

[flagingisretarded]

awesome!!!!!!!!

[packfan3]

1st view!

[frankjohnson123]

2nd comment!