HughsLOSE- Why girls Dump me!

[pisstachio1]

you'll keep someone eventually

[samanater22]

cause you r a fucking ass. Cock sucking fucking shit licker gay ass prick

[DigiShie]

I broke up with him through an e-mail(he is unstable) but he insisted we meet up at his house the next day. I stupidly said yes. He screamed, he cried, 'n faked a fall onto the floor(Drama Queen) for nearly three hours. It was extremely pathetic.

[siegfred484]

try guys just sayin

[Dr0Tongue]

how du do the knife scenes???

[Polarbunny99]

All my exes are buried in my backyard. NO ONE breaks up with me. hahahah OH!!! I am just kidding! Lighten up.

[rondathegreat]

this is probably not the point of this, but I saw my name and it was spelt like I spell it! ...and then I was drugged. lmao.

I laughed so hard at this! hilarious!

[xtuber25]

Come on, it's not even the same cup. You could have make it better.

[xXTarepandaXx]

I broke up with this one guy, we had been dating for 3 months and he was so clingy and jealous and just.. I felt like I was the man in the relationship, so I broke it off and he cried and stalked me for a few weeks before I finally called the cops on him.... he was an asshole.

[GodlessStephen]

"Can I be the top?"

BWAHAHAA

[mrbennoben]

ahahah funniest movie man good stuff ..... mmm taste like gravy

[hishamm76]

very funny

[stevenismylife96]

I LOOOOVE AEROSMITH!!!!!!!!

[JapanGirlFromTokyo1]

omg

[TheMayanAdventure]

i know a dude who fucked 136 women same thing?

[hsmem95]

rofl

[bluesrockfanatic]

There is this girl named Kaeli Nash that is at the same school as me and she is now 16 and she has had 50 boyfriends (no joke)

[SaShA2kewl]

da onli part i saw funi was wen he was on da phone sayin NO U FKIN GET OFF DA FONE! da rest was pretty shit n werid..

[alastair78]

Man you have some pretty creative videos, love how you put a wig on the camera.

[myscongeniality]

um ok... there used to be one person whom i always wondered what was going on in their head to create such freaky stories, that was stephen King... after seeing this video.... there are now TWO ppl i wonder about lol

[GreenPatchRabbits]

LOL excellent video. Ill share.

My breakup, after 4 years. Her mum tells me that we have to seperate our stuff. What the F***, your leaving me, when did you plan on telling me. Can we talk about this... 4 years, bye, walking out the door.

LOL

[cooldots1994]

what did you do to make it look like you were cutting your arms?! i was caught by surprise when I saw that.

[LordHines420]

lol seriously fucked up

[healzzz1]

I was with someone for 6 years and he woke me up at 3AM one night to tell me he was gay. I asked him if we could talk about it in morning because I was way too tired to discuss. We're still on good terms and have remained friends. I moved on and have been married for 8 years.

[XXKidBeybladerXX]

r u an emo!

[mastergiovanni321]

thats gross

[katchison]

Im 18 and ive been with my girlfriend for almost 5 years now. For the record this is one if not the funniest Hughsnews video ever

[bassplayer0101]

LMAO the shadow of the dick looks like a hook.....

[Disciple8923]

Worse break up Ive had was getting dumped for a butch dyke. Worse of all. I walked in on them and that butch was like 300lbs. Disturbing. Thats how I found out she was chateing on me and wanted to dump me

[appleyume]

I'm 14 and I've never had a boyfriend.

[dinorice]

I'm 20, and I've had 2 serious relationships. I don't count high school, because nothing of interest happened back there.

[Chemical1203]

i'm 16 nd have had 1 serious realtion ship. m GF atm is the same age as me and we have been going out for 9 months (enough for a baby :D)

[superhubbardman]

what song is at 2:50 ?

[mastergiovanni321]

fuck the pain away-peaches

[tristanbruv]

well im 14 and i had 5, not as good missing strings... if hes telling the truth but ya know.

[MissingStrings]

I'm 15 and I've had 14 girlfriends o.O

[sam9mex]

me too but ive had boyfriends

[9525softball]

your gay

[grillamankong]

Hahaha, That was awesome. I totally loved it.

[jesspy]

lol way too funny. You need to be on TV. You should do your own 7pm project thing

[NZDEBUK]

what is that thing he has under his top...looks like the Japanese flag...

[Krysannia521]

I actually just broke up with one guy for another... and I've still gotta house him for a month.

I may be a horrible person, but at least I'm not leaving him on the street.

[ButtPumpFilms]

HAHAHA HE BOUGHT BACK TITS & ASS FAN!

[jigglez2k7n]

and he did that ages ago btw

[jigglez2k7n]

whats the song that talks about blondie? :) its not on for very long

[yawnbored911]

nat from community channel said that u were donating ur hair for leukimia pationts is that true?

[galofigus]

you deserve to be in pain and get dumped retard

[karazze0285]

good video

[87Patryk87]

seriously hang up the fucking phone you dumb bitch! LOL

[KutayCaliskan]

you are great xD

[Sempreviva87]

this was fun! i miss this kind of sketch

[EpiDot52]

Don't let 'em fool you Hugh. Sting ALWAYS works.

[plato12000]

I LOVED the Ivana bit!

It's sad when you are rejected by someone who sees you as their only hope of escaping Russia.

[udonnoodlesoup]

absinth

[VNBANH]

whats the song at the beginning?

[KutayCaliskan]

aerosmith- i dont want to miss a thing

[OliviaAsha]

ahahaha, you deserve a medal hugh my boy :)

[EABray0]

Hey my name's Erin, haha

[klaus442]

Thought you where gay :v

[becstination]

hahaha peaches song!

[matt062992]

when i was like 13, a girl i had been dating for 2 years broke up with me

and i cried. in front of her. for 45 minutes. lmao i was an epic fail of a man

[carlosmendivil]

@matt062992 i just found myself relieved man......i am not the only one lol......damn somehow that is sad

[matt062992]

@carlosmendivil lmao very sad :P

head up, you'll get over her

[Mayhemzz]

@matt062992 When you were 13, you were not a man.

[dturtle872005]

wow...unsubscibe lol

[mlis7819]

whats the song at 2:10

[jigglez2k7n]

it's The Police - Every Breath You Take :)

[stiing94]

seriously, the radio parts really creeped me out, and not in a good way

[sibilantsnake]

tits and ass man, haha!

[casht7]

I don't get it with the whole 'who hangs up first' bit.

It's 'I love you.' then it's 'goodbye'/'talk to you later'/'text you tonight' etc. Who cares who hangs up first? Why can't you both hang up at the same time, damn it!

[desojandoxmargaritas]

I hope you know... knowing that you have a girlfriend is making me consider unsuscribing...

YOU SAID YOU'D WAIT FOR ME HUGH. YOU. SAID. YOU'D. WAAAAAIT!

[osheal]

man................7777 classsss

[aaugoaa]

are you sure it had nothing to do with the fact you wore the same trackie bottoms with all of them eww.

[skleeberg0413]

you house is amazing and what was the third song you where playing

[aticus30]

Hugh you are a god ....not the god but a god!

[sambo731]

why is there Vodka in ur bathroom lolz

[mayers000]

why is there no vodka in your bathroom

yeah lol

[oribitspace]

wait a minute. the russian girl took one look at you and SHE LEFT??????? lolz

[mar1um]

I love the first song!

[Ac3Killer11]

hang up the phone you dumb bitch lol and emo part XD

[DAWNCB]

that was awesome.

[xxTayLaMaree]

hhahahahahahahahah

you like in your vids

the cutting with the blood

XD

[junkienet]

I thought hugh would taste like chicken...

[skline]

If you make any mention of this, please don't use my user name. Summer after high school, I started dating this knock out. I was thrilled... we were talking one day and she started bragging about how good she was at Monopoly. So I flirtingly challenged her to a game. I have no particular love of Monopoly. We played a whole game. I won. She was pissed. She demanded we immediately play another game. We did. I wasn't even trying. I won. she demanded a third game... I was trying to lose, but kept

[skline]

landing on free parking. She cut me off. Wouldn't, well, you know, until she won at Monopoly. These were full games mind you! Hours and hours of fully dressed time counting fake money. And the second or third time I didn't buy a railroad I landed on she caught on to the fact I was trying to lose.

Things were never the same. I was relieved when I left the state for college.

[Lenoxthedog]

HAHAHA. can you list the names and artists of the songs you used? cause some of those songs are so funny!

[aretemantis]

Hey, man.

You're starting to improve your vids.

This one's great.

Ben a Sub 1.5 American years now.

[Elk4758]

lol

[pennygoo]

oohhh you're creepy.

[Belger143]

I Think I met You in a gay bar once ! You have been cracking me up for so long I really find it hard to recall my First Hugh !

always your snuggle bunny;

michael HUGH Hoyyt Delmer Belger

(see My Family came over, and STILL can't stop naming One gen. ,each, a Bloddy HUGH pops up again!)

[ginkiba3]

It's reasons like this which is why I don't date.

Take my good friends.

They hook up. They're in unending bliss, and annoying.

They break up. They're on the edge of suicide, and still annoying.

I cope, but by God they just don't stop.

[dogsstuff]

Aww you and mel are so cute! Just get married alredy!

[sparrowshead]

Mel will dump your pansy little gay ass soon too. She's been sucking at the well of giant black penises. You'll be cuckolded to drink leftover black creampie.

[sparrowshead]

They dump you cos ur a cunt hugh.

[gtran4055]

you have a real GF? I'm UNsubscribing!

[serenadingangel33]

How do you do all the fake cutting scenes? There's quite a lot of them actually . . . I wonder if that's a problem . . .

[evilbeaver100]

haha fake blood on the knife... smart :)

[MEEMER1214]

great stuff hugh.

[rule2011]

FIRST

[emorus]

at least you've been with a girl!....

*shuffles into the corner quitely*

[SauronsEye]

Continuity error with the cup in the kitchen and the cup in the bedroom between 4.20 to 4.27....please reshoot, re-edit and repost so that we can truly enjoy the failures of your romantic relationships.

I'd broken up with a short term girlfriend. 6 months later we crossed paths in a club. She was staring at me, I didn't recognise her. I went over and started chatting her up. Her sister came over, it was then I realised who I was talking to.

[erinpwnerer]

you're that specific? really?

[MrTechnicality]

11 ive had like 20 not including ur mum

[stylistbrighton]

oh my god, we totally dated! LOL

[supaboly]

hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah­ahahahahahahahaha

this is wonderful.

xx

[kais2345]

You obviously have a hreat girl friend, that would be why she isnt in the video right?

[scotty0]

your mum broke up with me, i was devastated!

[iefinh8yu]

Fillet' Mon Hugh!!!! Classic!!

[kokohawk]

First girlfriend lasted one year and ended with me living with her and her then boyfriend in a 1 bedroom apartment....awkward! Second girlfriend lasted about nine months and ended via text message. Third girlfriend is going on a year and a half and looking good. Haven't had one fight with her... ODD!

[Evergreen87]

Definitely thought the heavy breathing in the beginning of the video would have cut to you watching someone from their tree outside.. I was close.

[PSJ71]

LOL

[JMKeynes123]

That was hilarious! especially the creep standing outside ones! The best!

[FPSunderscoreSam]

hilarious as always hugh!

[RedNymph234]

My ex boyfriend became very possessive and clingy to me. He called me 13 times in one day and I kept explaining to him the values of personal space. he didn't get it so I broke up with him. he kept calling me, emailing me and finding me on campus wherever I was. I decided to cut all connection and I didn't associate with him at all because it was getting creepy.He eventually stopped smothering me, but it took a few months. I still have some of his things but i am scared to contact him again

[aimee9684]

my bad relationships would make such great videos!! XD

[aimee9684]

I would never dump you. or unsubscribe

[DerSchnurrbart]

LOL @ 3:30

[Clarklikescereal2]

I had a best friend with benefits for four months earlier this year, then we called it dating afterwards, it was kinda long distance different age, forbidden romance stuff

now i'm dating someone my age, lives two blocks away, it works out so much better that way, 2 months and counting, she's amazing :D

[EatRune]

Yay for Mel!

I once got rejected, but I'm glad I asked him in private, so as not to embarass him. Some guy "asked me out" (whether he was being serious or messing with me, I don't know) in front of a group of guys, claiming he thought I would say Yes if I was under pressure.

I once went on a date with a guy 3 years ago. He's married now.

[JadeyChi]

I've only had one other boyfriend besides my current. We dated for 4 years. We were in a long distance relationship and having a rough time because I was under a whole lot of stress due to graduation and moving for med school. I flew to see him, and he broke up with me that day. Trouble is, I wasn't flying home for another 3 days. He led me on and we kept sleeping together because I thought we still had a chance. A week later, he went to bot-con and hooked up with his guild leader in WoW.

[SomeJollyFolly]

Poor editing on the last skit...the cup totally changed. Yes, I noticed...And no, that does not make me a loser. I prefer to be called observant.

[Minako1]

phone break ups. :P didnt go to my ex-boyfriends party when he turned 18 (couple years ago now) actually couldnt go. His best friend told me he cheated on me, i called him he lied about it, then i broke up with him he balled and admitted he had done it. not horrific, I am married now to a wonderful man that i have been friends with for a long time and never knew what was under my nose until i almost lost him.

[dspid2404]

Thanks Hugh. You just brought back the memory of seeing the movie "The Crying Game". I didn't need to remember that. I will never forgive you.

[Hughsnews]

Hey you got the reference yay!!!

[mattylife1]

cool vid really funny, wife rants on about ur vids so had to check them out, 5*

[mizzlova13]

this is how my first ex bf dumped me: we were texting and then he sends me a text telling me to sign onto aim so we can talk there, then on aim he dumps me. yea i got texted to go onto aim to get dumped. wonderful right? plus my mom died only 3 months before that. (seems like a long time right? not really...)

[5and10]

I was dating a guy for a month only to find that he was in love with my feet.

[NickiSoNice]

Has a mutual break up with a guy who wanted to marry me....he married some random chick less than a month later.

[philphie]

mutual breakups don't exist, seinfeld taught us that

[elizajj]

But he did mutually brake up with that girl!

It was like

"I hate you!" at the same time

[philphie]

yeah but no one believed them, ergo it does not exist

[RobinEvaFayEmbry]

I broke up with one of my boyfriends at at mall. He then followed me to WalMart, followed me around, slammed his fist into some shelves, cried, and tried to get me back. Then, he followed me back to my house and continued to cry until I told him to give me some space. And then I basically broke up with him again the next day via telephone.

[Gigolo8]

My favorite Loser Hugh! LOL

Keep em coming

5*

[spikeasaur1]

JESUS DID YOU REALLY CUT YOURSELF?

[Hughsnews]

lol.... maybe...

[MrTechnicality]

dude did u change cups for no reason????

[spikeasaur1]

My boyfriend broke up with me, and then told all of my friends that I'd broken his heart and tried to beat him up. -_-, He was so lame.

[butabara1234]

I've only dumped, but I guess I haven't done it nicely, hehe. Last time I sat him down by the table and totally told him off and told him exactly why I thought he wasn't mentally ready for a relationship...

[niggles4ever]

my girlfriend broke up with me the day after my birthday and everyone on my highschool sports team basically moved in on her..

[vonrus89]

hahahahahahahahaha

[ThePoisonDartt]

I got dumped through e-mail once...:(

[mytubefacespace]

I like the date rape one - you left the bathroom with an overflowing cup and entered the bedroom with an empty cup - which suggests you drank the contents, lost balance and knocked over the camera :D

BTW Ivana is hot, do you still have her email address?

[Isosyth]

This isn't MY breakup story but my cousin broke up with his girlfriend so she ran him over with a jeep...

[darkraerae]

My boyfriend told me to meet him in the park at 5 i got there early about quarter to and he was kissing my "used-to-be" best friend... fun lol

Love you hugh!!!

[miyalouri]

Good job with the girlfriend =D lol.

"I taste like gravy" <- That was precious

[AnThOnYrox8]

u sound like hamish from hamish and andy

[ichida1]

nice house ( and btw, when the glasse wasn't at all the same lmao)

[LordHines420]

hugh, i didn't realize you were so kinky. and creepy!!!

[randomnerdyme]

The cutting looked real! :S

[ChanelBlueSatin]

your girlfriend is so pretty Hugh!

[namelesslol]

i found out im the worse boyfriend in the world

and all i done was love her

and she dosnt see wat she does to me

and she tries to pin stuff on me and say stuff tht aint true

and yet..i come back to her?

why?

FML

[thehelpguru]

LMAO! 3:44-3:50

[chimera15]

You could have saved a lot of time and just masturbated like me.

[OrangeF1zz]

My worst breakup story is simply that my boyfriend dumped me over a facebook message and calls me a bitch behind my back constantly.

My mom had it worse, though. It took her three years and three different couples counselors to break up with one of her ex-boyfriends. He threatened to kill himself if she left him, and later her dog, and then later, her. He stalked her after she kicked him out, too.

[UHaru]

Did any of those stuff happened with your 3-years-and-counting girlfriend? :P

You two look awesome! Now I'm about to stalk you all over the place

[Crazybitch12889]

I dated this guy once and he was drunk at a party and I wanted to go home and he wanted to take me. I refused to go anywhere with him while he was drunk and he hit me as I was walking away. So I knocked him on the floor and beat him dumb. I dumped him after that. Then a couple days later he called me and wanted to talk to me, so we headed to Mc Donalds cause we were hungry and this girl in the car behind us in her car started crap with me and I ended up beating her up in the parking lot. LOL.

[Sexiless]

at 4:a6 theres a picture of u and mel!!

[Genn333]

Worst break-up story....

I was dating someone older than me who I later found out had a lot of issues. He drank more than I thought, and I caught him doing drugs and confronted him about it he slapped me so I left him. I was in high school at the time and so I went to Prom with someone else and while I was there he went out with my mum begging to get back together with me. He stalked me for a year after that and just the mention of his name now puts me on edge.

[culwin]

Genn333? Is that you?

I finally found you! It's me, your lover!!!

[Genn333]

Oh I know youre not, nice try though.

That was years ago & by far the worst relationship I could think of. I went in a teenager and came out an old woman from the BS I let myself go through. 10 years later & Ive still not met very many nice guys-but the ones I have are worth the wait.

[stwstl5926]

Ok... breakup horror story...

I once dated a girl for almost two years behind her parents' back (Her parents didn't like her dating someone who "is part Mexican [only 1/4], not from the South and not a Baptist). Apparently it finally got to her first, and she snapped, because about a month after I PROPOSED to her (and she said yes, I might add), she left me for an ex cop 10 years older than she was. They married 4 months after that. Yeah...

[stwstl5926]

Man, Hugh really likes that fake knife, doesn't he? Even knowing it's a prop knife, it still makes me cringe to watch!

[BlueFlashProductions]

I know! I hate how he does it so much, especially on his neck!

[Hughsnews]

hahaha... yeah it has happened in last few videos. I haven't dont it on neck though... its a real knife by the way

[BlueFlashProductions]

I thought you did it on the neck at least once. Maybe it was just a nightmare after catching up with some of your later videos haha.

[Hughsnews]

Thing is... its not a fake knife... it's real!!

[AEproducer]

How the hell do you do it? I'm thinking some red liquid already on the knife or something

[firesotormlizard01]

thats it

[deathmage111]

its a joke knife, i have seen them before, but i can't remember how they work >_>

[mishyb1979]

HUGH the frigging cutting lol if u want i'll come over and show you how to do it, MEL looks nice and sweet hope it lasts x

[Pariah666]

Yep... I've done the boom box thing before - I think you had better luck than I did, my friend.

[GamerGuitarer]

2:44 LMAO!

[babyleontyne13]

One guy I dated for three weeks and we held hands, were super touchy and then when I told him I thought he was a good guy, he date dumped me HAHAH and thats not even the half of it. He said he didn't want to date me because I didn't talk about my sex life with MY PARENTS like he does ALL THE TIME! Weird!