Chuck-strich

[Cooli10000]

Oh God I'm dead ..... chuck Norris is coming to my house.... he is coming to all our houses. Now ima live my last few seconds of my life

[thefinalfrontier1701]

41 people are smart.

[Armandukes478]

Man!! if Chuck Norris is so good he come and suck my ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkjdsjhahaooooh ahhhhdlkjsafhi;eukhjfa;ihdjsaf­;jdgha;kjrfkfhjdsgkufyksrheg

[raki0nspeler]

hmm i was pretty sure i clicked on a mountain dew commercial with chuck norris in it and now i got this? damn you youtube! xD

[dvdcschrmm]

I wouldn't post this... Chuck Norris will find you.

[MrLILsmokey1993]

I Chuckled at this video and i hear my door bell ring. as i was walking towards it the door was kicked in and flew across my house and up through the roof

[parrotjoy]

41 people ride chuck norris's dick

[akmodzelew]

wow this is pretty funny

brb doorbell

[a51nxm17x]

You're messing with the wrong guy.

[kelvinickable]

It went to two million views before, but chuck norris decreased it back to 20000

[metatron221]

you messed up with the wrong guy

[oceanside1322]

FUCK CHUCK NORRIS

[altairx26]

@oceanside1322 Poor soul. May God have mercy on your soul. :(

[oceanside1322]

@altairx26

chuck hasnt come yet

[transfomers2FAN]

might as well blow up the earth then face THAT CREATURE O_O

[009jailkeeper]

May the good spirit be with you @publizidades



[semperfitillidie15]

dislike dislike dislike dislike!!! before he comes to your hou

oh sorry i held my finger on the space bar for too long

[AnimalExpert247]

He's not that cool. if he was as awesome as you say how come he isn't here slamming my head on the keyboard? I completed the sentence! HA! take that chuck dgsfjkakdl;fgghjkdhfgjsljkgdfg

[smhoe]

@AnimalExpert247 Actually i tried a joke like that, now when i mention it i gofidashguivasvcaserifuygvWBAI­F G

[chachacha872]

ok i think its time for me to hang my self i dont want to be killed by chuck norris super punch to the earth

[MegaZSkillz]

RIP publizidades

Death by FIST. 

[Zach3vans]

Omg... NASA, Get us on Mars ASAP... I think it's a rush

[AnamaticMinecraft]

you have yust created the most dangerous animal know to the univerese!

[hylalp]

well, better I start running for my life now

[SomeGamerKid]

we're all gonna die.

[Donqco]

Finally... a video showing something funny about chuck norris..

I mean.. c'mon guys, he's not even a good actor even less a god...

If he's a god, then why he doesn't come here and smash my head against the key,.bmij0yasu,o0daxszñ+}

[Zlyoot]

@Donqco REPOST

[Donqco]

@Zlyoot

9gag invade us :omg:

[crashbash2000]

look what have you done ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!

[crashbash2000]

run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mea852456]

73 people have died

[norwegiantechnolover]

You're missing the wrong guy!

[TheGameingHelper]

omfg i feel sorry for you guys chuck norris is going to stare you to death

[mjwilliamp2000]

OH SHIT! DO YOU KNOW WHAT U DID!

[Smile4theKillCam456]

Why hasn't this been flagged as inapropriate yet?

[55BlackMagic55]

The pity, He looked like a nice guy...

[aRYin2649]

you messing with the wrong guy

[lookjames21]

chuck norris is coming for you >:D

[buckeyeinblack]

Oh-no! What've I've done watching this?!? Me and all of the other 20,000+ viewers are all dead!

[Safiroshi]

Looks like somebody's gonna get a visit from Chuck Norris

[shell78india]

That is the most BadAss Ostrich ever made

[413hotwings]

RIP publizidades

[gunawanfahri]

chuck norris doesnt feel humiliated and angry because he love us, and his divine godlike humble shall forgive us who dont know,...

[NorrisMovies]

if u see ch you know he is coming

[WestonWilson]

Don't answer your door or drink Mountain Dew. Pray you can delay him long enough to offer a virgin covered in barbeque sauce as a sacrifice. That should buy you enough time to kill yourself, it will be less painfull than a roundhouse.

[omarrocks100]

@WestonWilson ah crap, I am Drinking Mountain Dew right now :(

[JAMON523]

@WestonWilson But chuck norris will grab his soul put it back in his body and roundhouse kick him so hard that his body and soul will implode at the same time!

[ac98521]

you are messing with the wrong guy

[Artie111222333]

HOW COULD YOU?! WERE ALL SCREWEED *Black hole forms*

[swarmlord101]

hahahahaaa hilarious! XD XD XD

sincerely, sweden.

[MymesD]

You're messing with the wrong guy!

[sushanalone]

publizidades was mysteriously launched into space on Mar 22, 2009 and is expected to reach the nearest star by the end of 2011.

[Trenchman97]

This is blasphemous do you realize how deep you are in shit now?

[poopeatingcat101]

the only reason im watching this is because i saw the chuck norris mountain dew commercial

[55BlackMagic55]

R.I.P.

Mar 22, 2009.

publizidades

cause of death: Chuck Norris

[heteromeles]

Do you realize what you have done, fool!?!?

[TheKirbyrules]

Chuck Norris:Your messing with the wrong guy.

[SultenZone]

OMG! Well I didn't know enough about you, but you were probably a good guy until your date of death: Mar 22, 2009

[mondo622]

17,378 pepole are now dead



[omarrocks100]

@mondo622 And you Too!-.-

[sputnik306]

chuck tow wil rape u in ur sleep

[Zonked2]

His head should animate like in the sparta remix. Then there may be a few hits.

[alfredwinchesterjr]

jsut flag it

[ItsDisEasy]

i got 2 options now that i watched this

simply suicide or wait home for chuck to kick my ass

[furno222]

the views. ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ririckyrickyracoon03]

Your messing with the wrong guy...

[Kx2fity22]

What the chuck

[Neosidron]

Is uploader still alive?

[logomaster99]

did you see chuck

[JHoward393]

hey someones at my door hang on people... oh crap!  *jumps out window* ill comment in a week or so...

[HIDEKIKANGAROO]

Он уже выехал за тобой!

[xXNek0jinXx]

ahahahaha

[Piruk101]

This video does not bring Chuck Norris down...it brings ostriches up

[Lugo428]

Out of curiosity, did someone ring your doorbell and said "it's Chuck Norris"?

[XxxWallsOfJericho2Xx]

did anyone type this up after they see the mountain dew add? lol

[Lugo428]

@XxxWallsOfJericho2Xx YEP!

[VEVOcorporate]

I feel sorry for who ever made this

[fucker194]

17 ppl get's attacked by check norris

[MrSuperCraft]

@fucker194 Im sure Chuck norris doesnt need help from Check Norris, He can be at all their hoses at once, since Chuck norris is the only constant...

[MrSuperCraft]

@fucker194 Im sure Chuck norris doesnt need help from Check Norris, He can be at all their hoses at once, since Chuck norris is the only constant...

[fucker194]

@MrSuperCraft sorry,mispelled

[c0y0tx]

the guy who uploaded this video was ever been seen or heard from again.

[GpWr6]

The mountain dew commercial brought me here...

[crazychickenthatflys]

after watching this i think someone is watching me

[Needbohackz]

Brb someone knocking door.... ITS CHUCK NORRIS !

[TheSire123]

guys watching video chuck calls up elevator guys who is it CHUCK NORRIS guys yeah right look out window 1st guy oh god its chuck

[jtaggart1000]

Chuck Norris is going to kick your ass when he sees this dude! you're messing with the wrong guy!

[LibraHorse1]

YOU IDIOT!!! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE!?!?!?!

[Jordanator1997]

"We're up to a million hits"

Well somebody can't count.

[Raxus007]

@Jordanator1997 hahahahahahha LOL

[tokorev747777]

@Jordanator1997 "You're messing with the wrong guy"

[TheSacredFox]

@Jordanator1997 The video on the commercial wasn't on youtube.

[mynameneedsnoname]

@TheSacredFox thank you, that was the joke.

[PsiStarstormOmega982]

55 people got Chuck Norris'd

[stevenoldham7]

you mess with chuck you better duck

[Rookie1989Chi]

There's no million views!?!?

[TheLetsGamer]

that ostrich might roundhouse kick your face one day -hes right behind you-

[Thezillionth]

1 million hits my ass.

[hammbungler]

@Thezillionth

It'll happen. Soon.

[44redman1]

has anyone seen publizidades? says on his profile his last visit date was 8 months ago ?

KNOCK KNOCK

[IamTheRampage]

They streamed it on a diffrent vid playing site retards

[masterpengun]

whats funny is i have moutain dew (gets call) me: WHO IS IT ?! chucknorris: its chuck norris. me: ah shit shit shit SHIT *DEAD* YOU ARE DEAD what the fuck you think would happen survive

[punktheman]

Mi dick has a million views

[XerXesINDAHOUSE]

hmm it ringed lets see who it is :/

[jesusisALL17]

if ur in texas look behind you LOL

[13713371iV3]

chuck norris will bash the INside of your face in

-think about it

[jameswizard6]

your gonna die as chuck norris rips your face and penis and guts and arms and legs and brain, have fun with your life :)

[dimastrength]

Chuck Norris gonna kill those 48 people!!

hahaha

[maxomia]

this isnt a million hits D:

[Aidan0128]

lol

[Psycatalyst]

million hits my ass

[dragon987000]

chuck norris tracked youre ip

[masturcheef12345]

Comment removed by Chuck Norris.

[densoloandvindy]

Gods greatest creation

[rapstyle11]

im sorry for the dude that did  this..

[jb7254]

did anyone come here expecting to see that same vid in the mountain dew ad...

[dazkid33]

"You're messing with the wr...OH CRAP CHUCK NORRIS!

[BRADYnator1]

lol

[xIegionx]

It's been a year and it hasn't reached 1,000,000 views

[eastgater1960]

why isn't he round house kicking the lions

[theMrawesome999]

WHY CAN'T I STOP WATCHING THIS?!?

[dpsdan4]

Chuck Norris once had sex in a van, a drop of semen fell on the floor.. That van is not known as Optimus Prime

[yoyogo13]

@dpsdan4 reread your comment

[dpsdan4]

@yoyogo13 I realized that a while ago

[gnrfanaprennties]

dude if you don't take this vid offline chuck will take your mountain dew and dismember your ass... if your lucky

[TheR0flman]

what have i done, this is bad, i gotta get--

"door slams open"

OH, MY GOD, CHUCK NORRIS, PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME!!

"gets roundhouse kicked in the face"

Report: YouTuber TheR0flman was found dead in his computer room

Cause of Death: Roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris

[kostasmpyras]

@TheR0flman roundhouse kick doesnt just kill it tortures you. ANd you cant be a youtuber in proffesion :PPP

[TheR0flman]

@kostasmpyras well, i thank you for killing my buzz D:<

[MangoKid1000]

After this guy posted this video Chuck Norris ran to get him but too bad Bruce Lee found Chuck.

[omgTWILIGHT13]

Oops publizidades!! Now Chuck Norris is gonna come after you!!

[superlegoman64]

Do you have any Idea what you just did? If I was You I would start Running or Chuck Norris might get you. RUN!

[yoyogo13]

@superlegoman64 theres no point in running. chuck norris WILL catch up to him and WILL kill him

[dethklok6511]

@superlegoman64 You can't run because you would need to hide. And everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't play Hide and Seek, He plays hid and hope I don't find you.

[Alexones1]

CHUCK WIL COME AFTER YOU RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

[crazyhands2014]

everyone type in google chuck norris then press im feelin lucky

[MasterSwordMario]

Where's the roundhouse kickage?

[fhk1993]

chuck norris is everywhare even in ur mango

[POIZZON77]

poor uploader..

[ZacharyHere]

after watching this, one man recived a phone with chuck norris' voice saying "seven days". a week later his corpse was recoverd with a boot-mark on the jaw.

[livingbysacrifice]

if you watched this consider committing suicide

[dawontonson]

may god rest your soul... if chuck norris will let him

[wolverine678910]

dude here are some tips to hide.

dont go on the internet

lock your door

lock your windows

and best of all

if your picture gets blocked thats a relief because you dont see chuck norris...he see's you

[onemanarmy675]

Oh shit, chuck norris is about to round house kick me...

[ajerssi]

R.I.P.

[Neozixiz]

OH MY GOD. OH NO YOU DI-INT!

[usbfuse]

chuck noris cures cancer with his tears but he never cried....

[hamham1218]

Oh man u just did suicide

[JDA0429]

you have trifled with the forces of chuck norris and he will find you

[stryderzer0]

the person who made this has been warned by chuck norris and has been restricted from using youtube.don't believe me?go to the person's channel,and check the last time he signed in.

[punktheman]

@stryderzer0 LOL

[smashmaniac64]

we mourn over the death of publizdades

we pray that his death was swift and as painless as possible

[r2cristi]

you can run but you can't hide...he will come for you...

[ashthegreat]

LOL :P

[Sparton302]

nobody in that studio is currently alive!

[tigrys11]

"You're messing with the wrong guy.." :D

[Wiglef51]

Hello. We are all here to mourn over publizidades' death. And also everyone within a mile from chuck norris when he did his roundhouse kick into publizidades' nuts. We later came back to his house. R.I.O.B.C.N (Rest In Ownage By Chuck Norris)

[19SamMan98]

run and hide now chuck will find you and when he does your gonna get a major woopin

[fill783]

the same thing will happen to as the guys in

mountain dew chuck norris commercial

[dingaling24]

one time while in the Caribbean, chuck norris did a roundhouse kick so hard, the water, wind and heavens spiraled at his feet into a maelstrom of destruction. and once it gained momentum, chuck kicked it off into the distance. we know this storm as hurricane katrina.

[Sarecaman548]

Wasn't that the atom of air that he thought about during a peaceful day?

[dingaling24]

yes. yes it was.

[uvaman555]

if i were you i would run

[DisturbedRaccoon2]

Rainbows are what happens when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Richard Simmons.

[cojocoolio]

let us mourn the loss of the creator of this video...his death was most likely swift at chuck norris's hand...lol

[frankie19962]

i have 1 word to say to you" HIDE!!!!!!!!!!"

[tjdaroya]

ROFL

[smithy2777]

LOL

[AwesomeSodaDude]

YOUR MESSIN WITH THE WRONG STRICH!!!!

[aboodmatar]

chuck norris is going to get his revange!!

[ineedalifeLTD]

check out the mountain dew ad and he does

[DoomscytheHarvester]

Well "Chuck-a-doodle-doo!"

[tellemscrappy]

wind happens wen chuck norris does his roundhouse kick

[lakersfan280]

Lol its only missing the "ur messing with the wrong guy..."

[keitaro146]

hehehehe... it's chunky!

[1wowplaya]

What's the difference between Superman and Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris likes women.

[lofgrhcp]

chuck norris isn't gonna t-bag you he's going to potato sack you

[MrAirsoftkid96]

hes gonna find you and kick your ass, the guys on the commercial were lucky.

[angusm33]

it's only at 1000 hits not 1,000,000 like on the commercial

[Suthek]

2 Million :-P

[jtorres84]

1600