It was a feminist saying back in the 70s: "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." So I guess he is saying that the points are as irrelevant as a man is to a lesbian. Or something like that.
I think a little spit went down the wrong pipe^^ He mentioned something about "mi saliva est muy grande." Yeah, I probably didn't spell that right, I took French^^
Ryan did the best job ever doing the weather as a Mercenary on a mission to replace everybody on the show! His first line made me laugh so hard I almost fell out of my chair. 5 stars!
haha colin got a workout
HorseCrazieGirl15 3 months ago
this was on last night and i loved it so her i am
animestop95 3 months ago
i've never seen a canadian run so fast.
killmonkey14 4 months ago
I love how Wayne speaks fluent Spanish, and Jeff speaks it very well too!
Poppins995 5 months ago
@Poppins995 it is just gobble with spanish accents...
octavine 4 months ago
I LOVE HOW COLIN RUNS OUT! Its SOOOOOOOOOOO funny!!! XD
starclipdip3210 8 months ago
2:46 funniest bit
na na na na!
Montagone 9 months ago
I like how everyone but the actual comedians got it.
GanNing117 1 year ago
This is like my favorite Weird Newscasters! Thumbs up if you agree!
deputyseal409 1 year ago 5
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majorafan09 1 year ago
@MW2expert33 Baldy Flap-scalp
majorafan09 1 year ago
Collin also had that same choking moment as Wayne in another episode in the game "Greatest Hits"
grin2k 1 year ago
This was DEFINITELY one of the best "Weird Newscasters" ever XDDDDD
NytemareQueen 1 year ago
What ep is the one where Colin does the joke about the man dressed in mirrors who sat down to reflect?
slcpetit 2 years ago
its that a boy means nothing to a lesbian so hes basically sayin the points dont mean anything
xxxurbabii12xxx 2 years ago
will someone explain the lesbian thing?
Numba1Narnian 2 years ago
It was a feminist saying back in the 70s: "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." So I guess he is saying that the points are as irrelevant as a man is to a lesbian. Or something like that.
clachaneasy 2 years ago 3
"Bicycle-riding fish to a lesbian"? Hilarious, but I don't get it...could someone explain, please? Or is it not supposed to make sense?
"Baldy?! Whaddaya mean 'BALDY?!'" *checks reflection* "OH MY GOD! WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?!?!?!" rofl
NytemareQueen 2 years ago
i miss this show
jesusfreak972 2 years ago 7
haha, he knows his spanish.
armenchik619 2 years ago
what the hell did wayne choke on during his bit? lmao xD
jamrocksthehouse 2 years ago
I think a little spit went down the wrong pipe^^ He mentioned something about "mi saliva est muy grande." Yeah, I probably didn't spell that right, I took French^^
NytemareQueen 2 years ago
so lol
cutelittelsasuke4433 2 years ago
Ryan has waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy to much practice being like a mercenary
BloodRedWolf55 2 years ago
omg Colin..... He is so freakin hilarous!!!!!!
jedimarcus22 2 years ago
I love the look on Ryan's face when he's taking out Brad
ABR1090 2 years ago
one of my favorite episodes of all time.
TonzOfFun2000 2 years ago
I love how long Drew let Colin just run all over the studio
turdl38 2 years ago 6
I nearly pissed myself at 1:31
katherinnnnne 2 years ago
I dont fucking get drews joke at the beginning! Someone explain?
epiclynoob 3 years ago
i dont think anyone did
Purtle28Patrick 3 years ago
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He makes a fool of himself every time he says anything to be honest! He isnt funny!
zoomybug 3 years ago
There was a quote from a lesbian saying something like "Lesbians need men like fish need bicycles" so that's where his joke is from.
xDaughterofDarknessx 3 years ago 34
Wow, Colin ran pretty fast XD
Spark303 3 years ago 5
haha brad had me on the floor laughing!
soloseeker77 3 years ago
I dont get it....anyone get it?
artistictalent 3 years ago
I love how Colin reacts to Wayne spit catastrophe.
jess401 3 years ago
How does wrapping a piano string around ones neck look like stabbing? o.o'
SilverandSilent111 3 years ago
who said anything about a stabbing?
blacteria 3 years ago
nevermind
blacteria 3 years ago
I love how Colin runs.
Naoocotzo 3 years ago 3
this was too funny. Wayne's face when he said, "ay mama!" and his rapid spanish before he passes out.
also wondering how the hell Brad managed to stay balanced lying on his back on his stool? there must've been some serious backache after that.
3ampfuse 3 years ago 3
Maybe that's why he finally fell off the stool.
raleighwhittierhayes 3 years ago
drew said that the points mean nothing, JUST LIKE a bicycling fish to a lesbian.
in other words.. 'a bicycling fish to a lesbian' = nothing
that line meant nothing
palimony 3 years ago 4
i don't get it either
kurabete 3 years ago
He strangled him with a piano string.
You need to get out more.
Unitronus 3 years ago 4
Ryan did the best job ever doing the weather as a Mercenary on a mission to replace everybody on the show! His first line made me laugh so hard I almost fell out of my chair. 5 stars!
BaconWars 4 years ago 2
what do u mean baldy? OMG! When did tat happen?
Colin is great
krusader85 4 years ago
Stabbed him with a piano string?
Andross881704 4 years ago 7
Ryan's face is soooo scary when he is strangling Brad..
Andross881704 4 years ago
Ting!
SibGirl01 4 years ago
Ricardo Balbon Montez de la Vasquez asa Boca! that's funny!
Maestrojosh87 4 years ago 10
lol, ryan chasing colin at the end was hilarious! they r like 2 little kids
chic402001 4 years ago 32
i love how colin just stares at brad for a second after he is introduced. it's almost like he couldn't believe it. well, i guess he could believe it.
suprchk4chrst 4 years ago 4
Baldy Flapscout! LOL!!!
nutcase170489 4 years ago
It was Baldy Flatscalp.
polynuuma 4 years ago
I still don't get it
Jayn1 4 years ago
What was the punchline behind Drew's "bike-riding fish to a lesbian" line?
rtmclaug 4 years ago
Irina Dunn said 'A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.'
Tuskany 4 years ago 4