JesuOtaku Anime Review -- Eiken

[NarutoRPCfan]

Why does that little girl... have huge boobs?! NO COMPRENDO! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! *SO not ripping off some of the Nostalgia Critic or anything*

[SuperGreenSmartie]

What the FUDGE was that clip with her foot, and the yogurt, and...and......

I think I need to lie down X-

[MightyMasterMC]

I wonder if in the future this will happen: since so much plastic surgery for breast implants are increasing, with the preferable size increasing each passing year, we women will eventually evolve breasts just like these. I DO NOT WANNA THINK ABOUT IT...OH THE HORROR! D8

[PieMister02]

I WAS TRICKED INTO WATCHING THIS AND I WANTED TO KILL MY SELF

[chaplin270]

...HA! ...scrubs. :)



[missmegabug]

I'm going to therapy now...

[nijichama]

Dear Seiji Matsuyama,

Breasts are not balloons. A woman can and WILL have severe back problems if her chest is the size of these girls'. Please be realistic.

And by the way, F-cup breasts and up do NOT look like that!!! You're doing it wrong on so many levels.

Sincerely,

The rest of the world

[SuperDerpface]

Microsoft Sam ,LOL xDDDDDDD 

[Ontarioku77]

I'm just waiting for chaosD1 to burst in screaming BREASTS DON'T WORK THAT WAY!

[guncannon109]

and I thought DearS and Rosario + Vampire were tasteless... wait, what am I saying, I actually somewhat like those two shows and they actually have substance compared to... this. So, as it turns out, DearS and Rosario + Vampire are the tip of the ice berg that is the echie genre.

[GuillerMak37]

THIS SERIES SUCKS! THIS SERIES SUCKS! THIS SERIES SUCKS! THIS SERIES SUCKS! THIS SERIES SUCKS! THIS SERIES SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!!!­!!!!! >:((

[LolZMuchZ]

I want to vomit

[LolZMuchZ]

How short are those skirts?

[ZoanBlade90]

Why would you they give a kid who isn't even in the 8th grade a rack the size of half fully grown watermelons?! WHY?! I did like the "There's something wrong with this yogurt." line,though.

[PieMister02]

i watched this show one time some dick on a forum told me it was a good anime

[ActionRaccoon]

1 star? Really, that high?

[brabrown30brabrown30]

oops!sorry Jesu Im doing this with my ps3 so it's kinda hard too post things.

[brabrown30brabrown30]

you watch ''bible black''? WHAT? AHH HA YOU ARE A PERV AHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.serious­ly though I thought you said you didn't watch hentai. ( I don't ether just for the record) so Jesu what is your explanation?EXPLAIN YOURSELF!no you don't need too Im just wondering.

[KobeHasFiveRings]

Gotta love those tities :P

[Naruto200Man]

Diverginance eve has WAY more fansirvice than the show in this review.

And get this, it has a coherent plot

And get THIS there's no subtle jokes or shit about random sex and all that.

In other words, it's the complete opposite of this anime

Jesu Otaku, I suggest you watch and review Diverginance Eve, even with the dumbfounding amount of fanservice, it's a pretty awesome show :)

[goldbullet111]

love your hetalia shirt

[TheTsugnawmi2010]

3:05 That's fucking disgusting.

3:47 Please don't draw attention to your breasts. You'd be doing exactly what this anime is doing, and I'd like to think you're above that.

[psychicllamakiller]

@TheTsugnawmi2010 a throwaway remark like that is fine, i think. she'd be stooping to their level if she interrupted the review every five seconds to show frame of herself in a push-up bra, while flashing snarktitles blared "LOOK AT MY TITS!!!!".

....actually, that would still be a lot subtler, less jarring and less awkward than Eiken....

[Hetaliagirl96]

@TheTsugnawmi2010 She's not drawing attention to her breasts. She's making a joke to show how unrealistic the anime is.

[TheTsugnawmi2010]

@Hetaliagirl96 I know...I was making a joke...

[Hetaliagirl96]

@TheTsugnawmi2010 Oh. In that case, sorry about that! :D

[KrimzonFlygon1]

Well, as long as you've done this, how about a review of Seikon no Qwaser? Ohhh, you are going to LOVE that one... trollface.avi

[TheJpsh123]

When will you start reviewing shows that are worth watching again :o

[makaiserable]

00:30 HOLY SHIT !

[VGAfanatic]

If you could look up the worst and most poorly executed fanservice hentai parody in existence on Google, I have no doubt that this would pop up first.

[xena1fan]

Excuse me, can anyone tell me how to donate? :O

[MissEsme90]

Nice hetalia shirt lol

[Hetaliagirl96]

OMG OMG YOU HAVE A HETALIA T-SHIRT!!! 8D

[ECL28E]

JO, how come there aren't any harem anime where the male character is a sex hound like Austin Powers or Fez of That 70s Show? Wouldn't that make more sense? Not only that, that'd be flippin hilarious!

Kirika: Welcome to Aiken Club!

Austin: Tell me....do I make you horny? Do I make you randy, babay?! Yah!

[DarthJoshReturns]

It's a shame Stephanie Sheh and Mona Marshall agreed to do this. But then again, anime voice acting isn't as high-paying as you may think, so they'll do anything to pay the bills.

[IGeorge94]

Why does that little girl have huge boobs? It's unnatural

[ECL28E]

that is one uglyass teddy bear.

[0401KasaneTeto]

I love your shirt. PASTAAAA~

[ECL28E]

Kirika: *chomp*

Some random guy watching: OOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!

[MissEsme90]

I TRY to like this anime but i cant get over the fact about there boob size...

[spongenote]

I freaking love microsoft sam. 

[egxtra]

The overall show is incredibly flat. Think about THAT.

[ECL28E]

Look at it this way JO....not one student dead in a car crash or drowning

[sageofdragons12]

@ECL28E That's be more intersting than a show about little girls with tits the size of MONSTER TRUCKS. Death is natural, boobs that big are not natural, they're frigging disgusting. Besides... These characters NEED TO DIE. They're THAT ANNOYING.

[GuillerMak37]

@sageofdragons12 YES!!! They NEED TO!!

[sageofdragons12]

@GuillerMak37 INDEED!!! WE SHALL MAKE AN ARMY OF KICKASS, LOVEABLE ANIME CHARACTERS AND ERADICATE THE PLAGUE OF ECCHI TITLES ONCE AND FOR ALL!!! NON-PERVETED OTAKUS UNITE!!! (Yes, I'm hyper. :3)

[warwatcher91]

My comment is the Top Comment!! I am pleased with this development. But god I wish it was on a different subject.

[makepr]

OMG WHAT a horrible anime all girls are ugly as hell too big tits are SO UGLY

[TheAndrewj96]

Oh my God.

I can't believe I actually used to jerk off to this anime.

And yes, it is extremely creepy that the bustiest girl in the club is only in the 5th grade. Are you kidding me?

However, I did find Chiharu incredibly hot, but she's only 15 (like me). Boobs don't work that way.

And you're right, if they were trying this hard to arouse the viewer, why didn't they just make it a full-blown hentai? It makes no sense.

Methinks this was made by pedos for pedos.

[ErikaOfTheWolves]

3:00.... What the.... What the.... HOW COULD THAT POSSIBLY.... GRAH! SHE'S NOT EVEN THROUGH PUBERTY!

[ChaoticVideoCrazy]

@ErikaOfTheWolves I know, it's...well...it's... 3:43

[epicrunner]

How are these women able to keep their balance?

[notgonnasay09]

All I can say about this anime: Anti-Life so justifies my hate....

[ShadowPhoenixKC]

Watched this series for a few reasons: 1) Heard about and decided to see what it was about, and 2) I couldn't look away, it was like when you drive by a car accident and can't help but look.

[Moalalala]

how can anypne like or make something like that

@JesuOtaku I love love love yout t-shirt.

[animabi]

Review Golden Boy!

[Greil9]

@animabi She can´t, Sage already did it himself.

[Jamick98Geass]

This review makes me realize Sage is one of the funniest TGWTG members. xD

[rockersunite122]

@pippo17173 if you think eiken is bad watch Sekrei good god that was stupid

[ChaoticVideoCrazy]

I'm pretty sure I am one of the many many many women who find this anime EXTREMELY insulting and not to mention DISTURBING!

[LizardLaw974]

Thank you JesuOtaku, you have saved me from losing my innocence O.o XD

[TheRickeyracoon123]

your show is cool

[kkagent]

love your shirt :)

[bertkerstens]

lol a cup my ass

childish pornographic bull

[JaredSoll]

I have to agree with JesuOtaku on this series here which is just striaght up porn.

[InoMercy]

Y'know, I really liked this anime...then I turned sixteen, after that I just found it...up-setting.

[Heroshii15]

The only way I'd watch this show is if JO did a running commentary on it. XD

[IMightBeAGeek]

Only watched a minute of this review... *edges away* I think I'll stay far away from this series.

[ECL28E]

Jonah Hill: "Do you know how many foods are shaped like dicks?! The BEST kinds!"

[ECL28E]

Well look at it this way...not one girl drowning or dead in a car crash in that school

[ECL28E]

Hot Fuzz poster!

[hotelmario510]

This show proves there IS such a thing as too much boobs.

[wiibiichillin]

0_o my friends pressured me to watch this once.... I shall call the bad perverted anime watchers "sage-itus" (I also had to watch bible black...I made them watch lots of moe as pay back!)

[williamhowe1]

Is she ever going to review....Green Green?

[warwatcher91]

@williamhowe1 Do I even WANT to know what that show is?

[williamhowe1]

@warwatcher91 Same as Eiken but even worse.

[warwatcher91]

@williamhowe1 That's . . . encouraging.

[williamhowe1]

@warwatcher91 If you think that anime's bad try watching Ah my Buddah!!! all 2 seasons are irritating.

[warwatcher91]

No wonder anime has its reputation with stuff like this. Hey Anime, you see this shit right here, stop it right the f### now!!

[TeenageNintendoGamer]

The manga is slightly better. SLIGHTLY. It's still horrible, no doubt. But it could at least hold my attention. For a few chapters, anyway. Also, whenever that loli girl (I think her name is Komoe.) Shows up, I always yelled out loud "Are you fucking serious?!?" I feel like I could be arrested just for looking at scenes with her. It's creepy.

[Girlycard100]

Being a life-long lesbian, I can honestly say that I found NOTHING stimulating or appealing in this anime in any way. I watch a LOT of anime, a lot of ecchi, a decent amount of hentai, and a fair amount of porn, and this 'anime' is a failed attempt at best. Did the writers actually find this brain-dead dribble to be sexually stimulating? It's not. It's more disturbing, actually, although mostly just boring and pointless. Ikki Tousen made the fetish genre SO MUCH BETTER.

[WerewolfNaomi]

@Girlycard100 Eeeww... Ikki Tousen Dx

[AshPeace]

@Girlycard100

Stimulating? U are searching for something stimulating in an Ecchi anime? I would understand that from hentai, but a simple FANSERVIS anime? I dont watch ecchi for ANY kind of stimulation, Not even Ikki Tousen did that for me. I didnt find it boring, Ive had a few chuckles here and there, animes like K-ON are boring.

[psychicllamakiller]

@Girlycard100 ...well, if you can think of anything in existance, no matter how strange or screwed-up or horribly unsexy it may seem to you, SOMEONE will get turned on by it....and apparently enough people found this crap appealing for it to turn a profit, which is just sad. -_-

plus, if someone's comparing your anime series negatively to IKKI TOUSEN, you know you done goofed.

animated women have never done anything for me, personally, and im glad im not the only one who found this gross.

[Girlycard100]

@psychicllamakiller Yep yep. Sexy avatar btw.

[psychicllamakiller]

@Girlycard100 ....my god i hope you're joking. XD

and thanks...i guess. :)

[Girlycard100]

@psychicllamakiller Why would somebody name their kid Joking? Freakin weird people in this chat...Anyways, horses r sexy. Pro pony avatar.

[psychicllamakiller]

@Girlycard100 well, i once knew a girl named candy tickle. i shit you not.

never underestimate the power of parents to give their kids REALLY stupid names. xD

and....good for you for being able to admit that, i guess...:)

[super1upmushroom]

@Girlycard100 Yeah I'm a straight male (also watch alot of porn and ecchi) and i 100% agree with you

[AnimePrincessMelody]

*ignores the horror that is this anime* Nice shirt! 8D

[manapants67]

If the chick took the time to buy the dvd rather than stream it, she might have a completely different opinion of it. all in all the two people are extremely creepy and have a bad sense of humor if any at all.

[makepr]

that girl with big tits is SO ugly hyi icant stand girls like that

[obsessionchik4]

Mr. Kimura from Azumanga would have a field day with these girls, I hate this show soooo much. WHAT IS WORNG WITH THESE GIRLS!!!!!! WHY ARE THEY THAT BIG I MEAN SERIOUSLY WTF!

[GodisStrength]

@obsessionchik4

Maybe it wasn't made with this in mind, but this is a parody. It's not a porn because then it would be more serious and maybe lose its absurdity. The breasts are hyperbole... maybe.

[1Iamnotserious]

But I just relized a what if scenario....What if Kurosawa found the kid first???? Possibilities

[1Iamnotserious]

I was laughing when you showed the "sizes" part....I hoestly feel sorry for whoever is in the Eiken club..........

[wiibiichillin]

...ok then....I'll get back to watching anime that give me nightmares at night...

[bignick142]

Hilarious reviews like this make me glad that theres so much bad anime out there.

[Heroshii15]

I read that apparently, Sensei is a C-cup. I'm a guy, yet I think I know more about how cup sizes work than this creator does.

[snakeinthereeds]

After the Ikki Tousen review, I wouldn't ever have guessed you'd actually review this thing :DD

[Daydreamer315FMA]

Oh my double rainbows! I love your shirt! XD

[animegril13X3]

AGRH I HATE BOY ANIME'S

[Pooky1991]

12:43 Was breast torn open! It looks like CartilageXD WTF!

[ecojosh1]

Since the manga is 18 volumes long, the anime creators could have made this into a full series. Imagine having to watch ten hours of this.

[twilightwindwaker]

This anime is like an endurance test to see how much of the series you can watch without getting too offended to continue. I wish the breasts weren't so fucking huge otherwise I'd enjoy this. They're deformed? I thought they got implants. A cup? Don't you mean B or C cup? I guess in this universe that's what an A cup is. Actually that green hair girl sounds better then Bible Black. God that chocolate banana joke is disturbing as hell here.

[legendofzelda221]

I need to go scoop my eyes out with a fork and wash them...

[brinpol]

The tits are too gross to be arousing, or even erotic. And the little girl with the huge boobs is beyond creepy. It's just...ugh.

[jddeitz2000]

*watches*

Welp, time to fap.

[ParaChomp]

How did you get convinced into reviewing this? Laughed the entire way through while LISTENING to this review. Can't stand this anime...worst ever. There are 18 volumes of the manga (I don't get it).

[twilightwindwaker]

@ParaChomp Did the manga exaggerate the boob size too?

[Imsocoolman5]

Whaaaaaaaauuuuuuuugggggggghhhh­hhhhhht?

That's all I can really say.

[XENON3120]

this whole anime looks silly and a no-brainer

[Pooky1991]

What the flying f*** was that on the star ratingO_O

[Pooky1991]

The size of their boobs are making my back hurtXD EEEKK>.<

[Pooky1991]

I heard there was a show worse than Ikki Tousen.XD

[CresseliaandShaymin]

@Pooky1991 Honestly I wouldn't be surprised O.o

[SillyPom]

Ohh sweet angel of custard cannons, you reviewed Eiken??!?... Excuse me. *collapses onto the floor* Haaaahhhhhh!! And I knew that image used for the final score was going to pop up at some point -_-'

Dear lord this one of those things that makes me want to get on a flight to Japan just so when we land I can calmly walk off of the plane and declare to the land of the rising sun... "What the fuck!!! What! Tha! FU-U-U-U-U-UCK!!!?!?

[modisp]

haha soundtrack for review is brilliant. I know there is amw by that music and shots from this anime is there too :D

[halfdragonhal]

horny giant boob girl's still not the worst thing i seen

[bankaichigo147]

ok JO this is the first time i literally been creep out of one of your videos I literally cringe all along your video that pour little girl TnT i cant eat yogurt any more and yes i am a dude so yes apex588 im also creeped out

(BOOBS DON'T WORK LIKE THAT)

[bankaichigo147]

ok this is the first time i literally been creep out of one of your videos that pour little girl TnT i cant eat yogurt any more and yes i am a dude so yes apex588 im also creepd out

(BOOBS DON'T WORK LIKE THAT)



[meesh11p]

What the fuck Japan? <___<

[whydid666]

Now I know where the those clips from amv hell came from.

[winesti]

Dr. Cox for tha whin.

[unamethenameman]

holy crap the teacher at 6:00 sounds exactly like my math teacher..

[madhatterz64]

this is why sage is asome 0:24

[CAdvance]

I will say this, the manga is A LOT BETTER! they have more time to flesh out the characters and the serxual jokes are toned down a little. plus two things

#1. we actually get the person in the "bear"

#2. whenever purple haired amazon gets sick, her personality changes to being sweet and kind.

The only problem, they didn't finish releasing the manga here.

[twilightwindwaker]

@CAdvance Did the manga exaggerate the boob size?

[CAdvance]

@twilightwindwaker thier still huge, but they are toned down a little

[GenesisSanctuary]

Ugh, watching this makes me feel sick. What disgusting person created this abomination of a show!?

[WolfieboyMachi]

You should do more collabs with Sage, JO. -^_^-

[JCScare]

-can hear Bra Size 45 in the background- Oh god.

[jackkuro]

As a guy... no. This is humanely crappy, not restricted by sex or racial distinction.

Goddamnit.

[GanXingba]

This will never get less disturbing. I mean, Ikki Tousen is both disgusting and unbelievably disrespectful of the historical characters they portray but I don't think even it is as nausea inducing as the clips I just saw. Whisket Tango Foxtrot...

[tehblackarachnid]

infact I own garzey's wing on dvd TOTALLY WORTH IT FOR 2 BUCKS!!!

[tehblackarachnid]

and btw at least garzey's wing is entertaining in how bad it is..being bored is worst than laughing you ass off.

[tehblackarachnid]

9:39 hey joe what song is that...its rather catchy. and btw while i love the intro son and endings song therest of this show is CRAP!!!! I would rather watch ikkitouseb as at least those characters actually look somewhat like humans.

[KIRA94000]

Im a guy and even I wouldn't watch Eiken o_o

[pixarloverproduction]

...the hell am I watching.

Great review as always, JO! I feel bad for you.

Now I have to stop putting this off. To Evangelion I review.

[mastershadowfox]

I seriously laughed until I cried with that scene for the star rating. I was sitting here going "What the hell was that?"

[tiaxanderson]

The only thing I remember of that anime is that I got it with Kimi ga Nozumo Eien... I think.. yeah

And that it made for some great clips for AMV Hell :P

[KrazyKobun]

Hilarious!

[edl01reviews]

I find it ironic that benett the sage donated these knowing how much of a 80s fanboy he is

I thnk his claim that anime is no were near as good as it is in the 80s and all newer anime sucks

[BiggestATLAfan]

OMG I LIKE LIVE THERE :D

[animegeek1full]

. . . . . . .

I WANT YOUR T-SHIRT!!!!!!

[apex588]

am i the only man to find this extremely creepy O.O

[cheezeofages]

@apex588 no you are not

[BodySprayMan]

@apex588

No dear sir, I also find this creepy. Very... very.. creepy! The proper medical term for this is Gigantomastia.

[apex588]

@BodySprayMan ill have to remember that

[dare12288]

No,,, No you are not... '~'

@apex588

[meesh11p]

@apex588 No, no you are not. LOL.

[SydBarrett7]

@apex588 nope.

[CresseliaandShaymin]

@apex588 Your not alone...O.o

[manapants67]

@apex588 very creepy indeed.

[zune145]

@apex588 No.No you you are not the only one.



[Tsubakiin]

@apex588 I hope not

[4515jonny]

@apex588 Your not the only one...

[pikachu0Z]

@apex588 no dude you're not trust me 0_0

[pippo17173]

iKKI TOESON LEVEL TIMES 3!Q

[ZeeOwlMan]

12:35 She's got the NCS disease!

[6thhokagephil]

One person likes sage.....wait..

[IloveOtherPplsMsry]

I don't suppose Bennett's gonna suffer some sort of consequence?

[CaptainTooner]

Mermaidman: Evil! Eeeeeeeeeeevil!!!

Damn you, Sage!!!!!

[azngirlchibi]

I was not aware that boobs can bounce that way...

[moeezS]

I'm much more of an ass man, so those jugs look WAY too big to float my fancy >.>

[YakomoFujikawa]

This makes The Room look Oscar worthy....

[madhatterz64]

I fucken love sage EVIL MOTHERFUCKER