Pokemon Pickup Lines

[Cyan60]

WTF with kadabra? thats not very klever...

[warriors156]

hey nice pichu, wanna f**k?

[ActiveAnimeEnt]

What about... Girl, are you a Mightyena because, you looking mighty fine... lol

[ally494]

why would u pick up a girl with the sudowoodo one?

[i1269Jc]

" I want to squirtle over your face" :)

[AlphaNeon9]

EPICCCC

[Haareksss]

"Is that a suduwoodo in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?" So girls get erections now?

[crazyjap84]

fuckin' pokemon pickup lines, thats genius, so funny!!

[Chrisz636]

umm... people... How are we going to pick up girls...with the sudowoodo line...? She happy to see you with a sudowoodo o.o thats not right D:<!?!?!

[BoabaWong]

*I'll need a Full Restore after last night.

**You made me Squirtle.

***...Ditto...

*I'd take a Chansey with you, because you turn me Onyx.

**Your Smokescreen didn't work, because I'm looking Raichu.

*Last night I made your mom Mew... I made your dad Mewtwo.

[bleachfan778]

@BoabaWong that is awesome

[BoabaWong]

@bleachfan778 * I'm #1 Cause I Machamp.

**I used Dream Eater on your mother last night. It'll definitely Haunter.

*** I kinda wish I had an Escape Rope last night.

****Wanna Scizor?

*****Wanna see my Bell-sprout?

[briangohzhen]

you look like kevjumba...

[Acerimmer99]

LMAO!!!!!!

[greatworld1979]

u r cute...

[vgfreddy21]

the only thing you will pick up with these lines are herpes .....

[ProjectDFanPage]

Lol onix to bind you to my bed haha, dude i can tell you and me both have CLEARLY played pokemon our share few of times haha, Cool.

[pokefan213]

YOU ARE SICK!

U GIVE POKEMON A BAD NAME!

[436fresh]

@pokefan213 calm down? jokes are jokes.

[Samiinaction]

these dont just pick up girls, they pick up guys too. i said it to a friend of mine and he always wanting me to do a pokemon pick up line for him. its kinda annoying...

[KeyOfReason001]

what ....... what? wow, lhwmpad. laughing histarically while my pants are down.not serious, but it was funny

[maddhatterz106]

k i saw two vids now i subbing

[66HotRod99]

lol this guy is funny

[petj0n]

the girl: do you have somthing in your pocket?

Me: no i think im elvolving :)

[WolfDenn]

@petj0n wow.. u remember lyrics from the "Pokemon Gangsta Rap" Congratz

[8105cool]

the baulbasaur one works!!!!!!!!!

[OperationChocolateX]

This is for you whores >>> STDs aren't like Pokemon, you don't Gotta Catch 'Em All!

[snaredrums123]

I'm not gonna Raichu a love song

[OtakuWulf]

@snaredrums123 BOOO!

[chibiDustbunny]

T_T its to hard to hear

[UncleSaltyTaterChips]

@soccerwill04

I stopped reading at "superior gender". -_-

[redragon369]

I wish i was a Diglet and you were the ground so I could be inside of you all day.

[missevey93]

This would work on me :) JUST SAYING so theres hope for you nerds but seriously props for creativity

[vickyy8102]

..... .

yeah, thats all i have to say

[emememflui]

cutiee ;)

[HerGraceSonyaXX]

I AM a girl, and I doubt any of us superior gender (ahemhem) would like any of these lines unless they're a Pokenerd like me. Cheers.

~Duchess of Minnesota

[soccerwill04]

@HerGraceSonyaXX I stopped reading at i am a girl.

[snaredrums123]

@HerGraceSonyaXX

Hahaha!! Oh wow!

[advenger32]

it would be funny if he turned out to be gay. LOL

[MrRaccoon92]

i don't hear anything he said.. what i know is ... he's Cute..

[bloodyrose1089]

the sudowoodo one isnt for girls

[SambRox325]

Epic ending.

ASIAN PRIDE~! >:D

[1Raplova]

loooool

[ynigurl001]

Haha omg that's so cute

[AznBoiCItyRecords]

Lol its a joke if you dont get it

[punkykat89]

why would a girl have a sudowoodo in her pants?....

[hut765]

why are you so damn cute?! ugh!

[SilentGodOfDeath]

warning these pick up lines may only work on asians

[Haterubi]

lol... xD

damn, these don't translate as good into german!!! XD

[beardedlady94]

LASDFKJAOSDFMASODFL

[murphyman777]

Girl can I SHUPPET in your ass

[RastaRespect420]

wait, how can saying "Is that a Sudowudo in your pants or are you just happy to see me" help you get a GIRL!? I would it IS a Sudowudo and not something else

[popsnacks2]

il let u poke my balls lololol

[americamufcfan7]

ill show you my pokeballs

[americamufcfan7]

Gurl, let me take a pikachu

[Ningflingslinger]

ok...lets have the numbers speak for themselves: How many ppl got any GOOD girls using these lines?

[HipsterKiller]

nice haircut chink fucker

[greenracoon505]

my donphan can not roll out for much longer ROFL

[finnegin1]

baby, you put the bone in cubone, come cubone me

[wtrbndgarceus]

try omg my weezing just died

[Charlymaumushi]

Look it's hitmonchan... in your face

[BlackDckerr]

LOL!

Dirty and Funny at the same time!

[JollyGoodLuck]

skdjhf that was so amazing and adorable. I'd totally be picked up, yes.

[yourlikeablackcat]

i found all of these and alot more poke pickup lines on a website if u guys want the site just ask and ill give it 2 u

[HawaiianMafia]

LOL

[ChoreoKSA]

A nother funny video, you pokerock!

[chakramgrl]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

okky  stooooopid buh funny :P

[ClaytonFoust]

lolz

[mzKiiaVaj]

lol....

[InfidentHero]

LOL

[thewartank]

haha that was funny as shit dude:)

but the pickup lines would never work lol

[pdwinnall]

I lol'd so hard at the Umbreon and the Onix one. God I'm sad :D

[jullerbuller]

turn off that crappy music, can't hear shit.

[PowerRangerDuelist]

first video i've seen from you....

SUBSCRIBE!

[hcm2be26]

FAG.

[wtfwhyisthis13]

Hey, I just caught a Pikachu.  I hope you don't mind.

[brisngr9021]

this is why asians have arranged marriages...

[PinkyMars1]

@brisngr9021

haha

[TheMMAfighterX]

This is the corniest asian dude I have ever seen. He must be gay and is proposing to guys.

[Haizhex]

Two Words...

...

The Hell?

...

[BX3Free]

Girls think that guys are perv and shit but they masturbate in the shower where no one can see them fucking sluts.

[MotaDhesi]

@BX3Free Do you masturbate where people can see you?

[SirTannen]

@MotaDhesi All of us guys do, in the middle of San Fransisco on a busy day holding up traffic standing in the middle of a cross section completely nude makes you awesome.

[IcyHot142]

@BX3Free agreed

[SugarBlast101]

@BX3Free Howd u know! jk rotflmaowtfbbq!

[babybinladen123]

@BX3Free

u sir, are a funny man. Im guessing ur a man

[GTA4Kings]

@BX3Free lol

[JJtheKing13]

@BX3Free

us guys do it too

[liLLiPaDDy]

@BX3Free

No, we think that SOME guys are pervs because they watch porn and masturbate. It is more typical of guys to masturbate than girls, that's why it is a teenage boy stereotype and masturbating teenage girls isn't.

[TO0DLES213]

Wanna Rhydon my dick???

[Pivot1king]

Lol. He should've said that one too.

[InsertNameHeree]

Fucking zipperhead

[blazingman311]

Usually i just turn on my charmander pants come off.

They usually like to ryhdon my dick.

[TayxTayxBish]

I'm a sucker for Pokemon but those aren't gonna come in handy...at all.

Here's some advice:

Don't use those unless you know the other person likes pokemon...and only use them as a joke.

[TheNamesAbe]

they're not supposed to come in handy you dumb cunt, they're all JOKE pick-up lines

[TayxTayxBish]

I know. I was kidding, numb nuts.

-_-

Let's be honest, guys think with their dicks. Plain and simple. They're not worth anything until they're at least 27. Even that's a little sketchy though.

[TheNamesAbe]

have fun being alone with that methodology

[georgedaman1221]

Let's be honest, girls think about themselves. Plain and simple. They're not worth anything until they're at least married. They can make sammiches and have sex. Even that's a little sketchy though.

[TayxTayxBish]

I see...so that's what they mean when they say girls mature faster then guys. It's sad, really...two guys picking one girl to have an arguement with. Don't you two have anything better to do with your lives the say stupid stuff like that to a girl, no less. Get girlfriends, seriously.

You should also stop masturbating in front of your computer screen. Not attractive.

Have a nice day. =)

[georgedaman1221]

Yeah, girls mature faster than guys, but that doesn't mean you get act like bitches. Seriously, if I had a dollar for every bitch in this world, I'd be rich, getting one from you and every other one in the world. Guys might think about sex a lot, but that's not a bad thing. Girls just think about themselves. Everyone except for the girl friends I have, they are cool and all, and thank god they are nothing like you.

[garowice]

So true! We may think alot about sex but thats only natrual nothing we can do anything about! All girls seem to think that we only think about perverted stuff all the time, it's anoying beacuse we don't! at least we are honest about those things more then you girls

[TayxTayxBish]

You both are being extremely sexist. I'm not like every other girl in the world. Don't judge me because of crap they do. You don't even know me so you can't say that the girlfriends you've had are nothing like me. You have no right to compare me to other girls especially when you don't even know my name.

[garowice]

hm... perhaps I should have said all girls I know instead of all girls.

But the thing is when you only meet people who think that way you end up thinking that kind of people all think the same... and my mom is very stereotypical so I ended up the same

[Pivot1king]

Probably Brynnan.

[jullerbuller]

and their sister's vagina. haha

[ueto143]

Hhahaha i like it!! its nerdy and cute!! It's a girl APPROVE! XD

[ArleneBaptiesta89]

OMG LMAO I love it * Thanks for sharing

[CRAY0LACRAY0NSS]

adorable.

[POPxSNAILS]

HAHA LOL.

[sunleekai]

do you have a sudowoodo in your pants or you just happy to see me?

[1Vampireand1angel]

my friend used them on me it was scarry O_o now i know where he got them from

[Emilyyy1275]

Omg for some reason u remind me so much of NDTitan Lady!!! U guys have the same face lmao!!!!!!! Especially at the end!!! xD

[wens80]

lol like an umbrion i evolve at night

[sabpwns]

u remind me of kemjumba u pwn

[kiranblood]

lmao is that a sudowudo in your pants or r u just happy to see me

[Hinotomachi]

Actually if someone used that on me I would laugh my a** off. ^-^

[Shakespearluver]

x] damn the only thing ya gunna get from a girl with those pick up lines is a good ass wooper

[SUNNYDEE456]

damn your hott

[cloudthefruit]

FAIL!!!!!!!! okay stray away from ur racial attacks and stick to this bull shit cuase you seem to make alot of it.

[MsKimmySarang]

If you were a pokemon..

I'd soooo CHOOSE you<3

[aamk4]

XD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[livtepaea]

"And it looks like we have a future together , aww yeah ;)"

hahahaha i love that.

[HunyKyr]

OMG u look so much like kevjumba

[Eppysnappy]

fuck yes bro fuck ues

[crazymisscarlza]

lmao

[Dudecakes]

I am now in a long-lasting marriage because of these. I am thanking you good sir.

[KiDHeNDrIX6294]

hmmm r u peter chao

[Canisofsin]

The last one sounded like it'd be better to use on a guy....

[EmceeSlick4life]

ahahahah nice, no joke dude, i met this chick that smelled like a grimer and she was the size of snorlax. so like an abra, i used teleport and escaped

[awesomeface13]

Dude you are gay as hell!

[EmceeSlick4life]

your mother likes me,so you should too

[bennyboigibo]

if i said this to a girl shed tell me to shit on my face

[Stinabean]

if someone said any of these to me

i'd marry him

[nnudmas]

I Machoke a bitch.

[lindasdfghjkl]

lmao xD

pokemon<3 :]

[marinegirl55]

>.> if somone used on of them on me....i would take a visit to the roflcopter

[PhilFromSchool]

LAWL!

i found that hilarious

i play too much pokemon

[jeremyherman13]

this is just down right funny

[CruxisProductions]

Lol! Win!

[IWait4UMySweet]

LMFAO, favorited!

[TheRagingHardon]

they didn't work

:(

[sbeax619]

rofl!!!!! :D nice :P

[TheAmandaGee]

Epic. =)

I love this guy, and pokemon. Haha

[GraphyteTV]

hahaha best

[junkydoodle1]

how sad

[PurpleFuzzySockz95]

YOU SUCK AT PICKING UP GIRLS!!!

[BurntFishie]

Awesome! Sounds funny. :)

[MetallicHawk]

I got one. When I Pikachu my Arbok evolves! Or you're body is really Rhydon! Anyone want to be a guinea pig for my lines?

[tezpezda3rd]

thats from the pokemon gangsta rap nice try

just watched it

[MetallicHawk]

Haha LOL I modified it a little so it wasn't the same. I thought it was creative...a little lol

[nomickok]

nice try idiot but thats from the pokemon gangsta rap

its right before this video]: /

[MetallicHawk]

I was joking you fucking bitch, so you're the idiot. Say that to my face and I will snap your fucking neck bitch.

[nomickok]

lol a keyboard warrior

whatever,i bet youre an asian little guy with glasses and braces who gets his ass beaten up in high-school

[FinalSquadalah]

So you're implying that you try to pick up girls that can have erections

cool story bro

[LadTheViking]

ur doin it wrong

[FinalSquadalah]

facepalm.jpg

you fail it

[cantlin69]

hahah nicee.liked the metapod one

[rukuz]

epic fail

[TruebladeKai]

more like epic LULZ!

[laureniscruzingg]

LOL, brilliant.

[LatinaLiiindaz]

omg no sweety, u dont really believe those lines will get u pussy do u? Lol im pretty sure u know that... i hope lol

[bryankillsu]

It didnt work

[JazzyPieces]

HAHAHAHA the sudowoodo one is...pretty much for gay guys? HAHA. these were great

[BeastKing03]

Nice pose though

[MasterRG4]

ahahah real life brock shit

[eclimber101]

is this guy for real???

what a flamer lmfao

[brandonsaade]

shit man that guy gots somefunny shit

[canadabuon]

man, get a new T-shirt at walmart please , i think you wear this pinky top for many days, dont you ?

[kleeackire]

lol. oh my god.

that was great.

i love you.

[raddaluigi]

sudowoodo line doesn't work on girls, dude XD

[pokemonmaniacSLR]

another brock, lets get his ear

[breakers92]

you so hottt!! and cute ^^

love u

[jakedude1993]

haha weedle can string shot on your face haha, not the best way to pick up girls lol