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  • LOL "I only die once. It's hard enough comin' back the first time". Halo CE much?

  • "I don't even have a fantasy" and the casual Red Foxx sounding voice he has made me lol

  • HALO 4 I GET A WOMAN!

  • Thumbs up if you've killed sgt. johnson on the first Halo

  • If they brought back Keyes' family line in Halo 2 can't they bring back Johnson's family line in Halo 4? can't have Halo without Johnson

  • @SlidingGhost No. No he wont

  • I would be nice to have Sergeant Johnson in Halo 4! 

  • @SlidingGhost johnson is dead what are you talking about?

  • if johnson survived the first halo explosion then he could survive the ark exploding too

  • @WPstudios009 he got shot by spark and he didnt um how should i say "SURVIVE" the explosion he was escorted out by marine's and sparks beam is bout 3 times stronger than a sentintal

  • 343 Likes.

  • THE FLOOD WAS HERE

  • I hope he is in halo 4 because he is one of my favorite characters. If he can survive one halo explosions he can survive a second one.

  • @goldenkingcobra

    he got shot by spark and halo+ the ark blew up, and judgeing by what we saw in the trench run im pretty sure he is dead

  • If they smell good and they remind me of me! I like'em

  • He said Halo 4 LOL! 

  • You can't kill Sgt Johnson, Not even Chuck Norris could kill Sgt Johnson. He will be in Halo 4.

  • @titanticbodyparts that's because chuck and johnson are buddies! They grab a beer and watch football.

  • If they smell good and they remind me of me, I like 'em!

  • sing it sargent

  • It's hard to tell if he's talking to us, or the game. It's very confusing because he doesn't have to change his voice one bit.

  • Wow, this was hilarious!

  • THATS A DIFFERENT STORY! rofl XD

  • I'd love to see a Halo: Johnson the badass

  • HALO 4 is gonna be about harvest and ur gonna play as sgt. johnson woooooooooooooo best idea evar

  • @RudeWARRIOR83 nothing about that was right

  • @TheUberphil hey protip: no shit

  • lol Halo 4 I get a woman! No Halo 4 = no woman lol

  • XD johnson you did not diee in vain..p.s see you in halo reach

  • Poor Sgt Johnson, there was no Halo 4

  • sgt. johnson ftw

  • who does sgt johnsons voice?

  • @MateiDark Ever heard of using the internet to actually find things out yourself? *cough* IMDB *cough*

  • @MateiDark david scully

  • This is funny as hell

  • wait, wait, wait ,wait....

    is the halo clip in the end real?

  • yes it can only be unlocked by beatin tha game in Legendary

  • no it is not real!

  • Yes. Ending only available if you beat the level on Legendary difficulty.

  • @TheZollyz yes

  • He actually DOES get a hot intelligence officer in Contact Harvest. And at the very end of the book, he gets laid. :D

    But he has like "tactical" sex and stuff it's like WTF? ROFL!!!

  • @arandomperson3 that means they tell eachother what they're doing. Like, "Goin' downstairs!"

  • @arandomperson3 Dick to E3.. Check.

  • did any one else see the end clip like i saw it? i think that was the arbiter or just an elite that was picking his pocket.

  • It wasnt picking his pocket, it was feeling his ass! lol.

  • ahaha i dont think thats what he was doing.

  • whos sgt johnsons voice actor?

  • David Skully

  • If they smell good, and remind me of me, I LIKE 'EM.

    You can't take a girl to the Library! It's free, well OK, it's not so bad!

  • didnt he die in halo 3.. with a bang? ;)

    dang. im gonna play halo to the end of credits. i want to hear it! ^_^

  • Hey Im' Not Dyin' Agiain ! i only Die Once Ya Hear Me Hard Enough Comin BackThe First Time !

  • say WHAT?! I came back to life for THIS?!?

    and then the mutual of omaha xD

  • THE ELITE GRABBED HIS BUTT!!XD

  • pimp

  • hahaha

  • For Halo makes sense you must read the 3 books

  • the first book is the battle of reach right?

  • Fall of Reach

  • wait jhonson dies in halo as well as halo 3 how can that be possible

  • they joke about that briefly in halo 2

  • "i only die once! hard enough coming back the first time" lol

  • Hehe so halo doesn't make sense?

  • he escaped on a pelican with the future arbiter

  • in halo he got away

  • but ya dont see that, cuz after he hugs the elite, it cuts to the chief, so ya dont know if he died and came back, or if Thel Vadammee saved him with a pelican.

  • u can't take a girl to a libary, ahh well it's free

  • lol end

  • did the elite touch sgt's ass right b4 the elplosion???!!!!! =o!!!!

  • how did he make it off the first halo lol?

  • he was in a pelican before it exploded with other ppl, chief was in that other thing and found him, they all got back to earth by jacking a covenent ship and flying it back, read the books itl explane most things

  • SAY WUT! I CAME BACK TO LIFE FOR THIS!

    Im good...

  • What a nut! LOL! He sounds like he'd be a Marine Drill Instructor or Platoon Sergeant in reality though.

  • cheif, i never paid for sex....lol

  • the legendary ending of halo 1 he was hugging an elite and halo explodes and he's still alive? Noone can survive that and maybe if there is a Halo 4, he's alive again.

  • Thats not how it happened, read The Flood and then First Strike to find out how he got off the ring

  • That legendary ending is NOT canon to the story it was just bungie putting something funny into the game for completing the game on legendary like beam said the books are classed more canon.

  • Let's just say it was his brother and leave it at that.

  • Please answer, who does his voice?

  • David Scully.

  • lol!! if you look at themhugging at the end, if u look at the elite's right hand is goes down to his ass!!!

  • lmfao so funny

  • no you dont take a girl to the librays SHAY WHA?! its free!! well okay i gess its good then

  • ook.... lmao funny! ;)

  • sounds like masterchief when the guy says "sing it seargent".

  • david skully is awsome!

  • Hey, how ya doin Marty? Oh, nuthin, I don't like fat ankles.

    Hey, why did you look at me when you said that?

  • If they smell good, and they remind me of me, then IIII like em...

  • haha thats crazy

  • 1:42-1:50 DONT GO TO THE LIBRARY XD

  • i'm scared

  • in the books it just said the flood left him alone the like got on him but diding atk or bite or w/e at all so he ran :/

  • is this the actual sarg johnson

  • lol wat do you think of the library?

  • funnyest shit ever

  • well, it gets lonely in the covenant.

  • did anyone notice how the elite puts his uh.... hoof on johnson's ass right at the end?

  • "i dont have a preference as far as women though. If they smell good, and remind me of me, I like 'em" L0L :)

  • sarge: Hold me baby. (elite stabs sarge in back with sword.)

  • halo 4 ill get a women garunted

  • wtf he was on crack while drunk wasnt he...

    SO FUNNY!!!

    XD

  • The elite grabs sarges ass. :x

  • lol it does and it .......grunts.....a little

    lol

  • LOL!!! finally someone else who noticed

  • i berly noticed that lol XD

  • I dont get how he survives the explosion.... let alone the hardcore anal rape at the hands of an Elite

  • i think in a book somewhere it tells how he gets out

  • in first strike it tells how he survived the flood from pvt jenkins helmet recorder but it never tells how he survived that

  • sarge manages to survive becuz marines found him and used a pelican to get away.

  • How did you know that? What it in the books?

  • is he drunk?

  • lol the elite!!!

  • lol, Sargent Johnson at his best.

  • ... what is he on about

  • OMG where did u find this, please tell me!!

  • bungie has it on their halo site along with some other out takes. slutty cortana, anyone? ;)

  • i loved them. But since Bungie changed its layout i can't find it anymore

  • just go to the projects tab at the top of the site and go to halo 1 or 2 and look for outtakes.

  • he said he doesn't do men but at the end he didn't say aliean

  • DID THAT ELITE GRAB HIS ASS!!!!???

  • Yes.

  • say wat i'am dieing again..say wat!i came back to live for this!i"am good!say wat!oh man!

  • haha thats 1 gay elite

    touchin sarges ass

  • "this is it baby, hold me" did that elite squeeze his ass or grab it...... very disturbing, but guys is funny.... did wonder how he didn't die in the first one

  • Haha! i'm scarred for life!

  • You can't take a girl to the library! It's free? Ok, well it's not so bad... XD

  • check out a book. what do you think of the library?

    The bathroom stinks, men cannot hit it!

  • THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY LOL

  • lol!

  • HEY IM NOT DIEING AGAIN! I only died once..

    SAY WHAT? I came back to life for this?

    -laughs evily-

  • lol don't go to the library

  • Yeah that's right I saw that on wiki it was mentioning something called Halo Chronicles.

  • no because the legendary ending of halo 3, bugie brigded the gap between the halo series and the marathon series

  • ok all u freakin retards there is not gonna be a halo 4 halo 3 is the last of the halo saga all the magazines says so and so much more. i would think there would be more becuase there is alot more halo rings.

  • if you think about it halo wars is halo 4

  • So does that mean GTA: Vice City and GTA: San Andreas are GTA 4 and 5 respectively? Funny how there releasing GTA4 now

  • eh.... Halo Wars is a prequel to the actual game series.

  • They won't extend the campaign but the will probably extend the multiplayer.

  • o ya i herd this he ses say wut so much lol its on the bungie site on halo 2

  • *cough* say wat!

  • at 1:38 is he mimicking Iori Yagami???

  • i only die ONCE!!! you hear me!?! hard enough commin back the first time. lol. library is free? ok, its not so bad... check out a book. rotfl.

  • There was a spartan 1 project SGT Johnson was one of them...The spartan one project had a MASSIVE death rate so it mostly a testbed for technolgy

  • that was funny...

  • he survived because the flood couldnt infect his mind so they gave up on him. that clip at the end was just an off story addition it didnt actualy happen.

  • johnson is actually one of the first spartans, spartanI

  • and how do you know this? i could learn a lot from you

  • There are no Spartan 1's. All these stupid rumours are not true. The Spartan 2's are a copy off the Spartan's in the Greek Myth, super human soldiers holding off an artmy. THEY are the first Spartan's. The Spartan - IIs are just a project name for them.

  • no there were spartan 1s these aren't rumors. it was said in the graphic novel that there were spartans before master chief but the project failed miserably. Johnson and chief mendez were spartan 1s. i think they were the only survivors of the project

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA the covenant and sarge are getting a little to close

  • how the hell did he survive a hug with an alien in the middle of an explosion!!!???

  • Maybe he used the elite as a shield at the last second! XD

  • yea maybe used his armor + the armors energy shield to survive...hey no wonder in halo 2 he says it classified XD cuz he's inbarresed!lol!

  • halo 4????????/ YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • johnson fucking rocks!

    damn you oracle

  • When I killed the Monitor, a piece of it fell in front of me and I kept meleeing it for being an ass. 8D

  • Good job. The Monitor was always a dick. :P I tried killing it in Halo 1 also, but it wouldn't fcking die.

  • i've seen that ending atleast a dozen times and i still say that elite grabs his ass at the end.

  • You is right. We call that the Covenant Cop-a-feel!

  • :( nooooooo he aint gonna geta girlfriend cos he dies in halo 3! noooooooooo.

  • Way to ruin it for everyone who aint done it.

  • LOL

    Yeah, I saw the ending of Halo 1 legendary already though

  • PERVY ELITE

    Haha LOL SGT Johnson is awesome

  • I've been lookin for this for a while... and the Halo boy band... brings back memories, heehee.

  • this is a real out take that happened in their studio

  • how did u get his voice that isnt in game like: "im not dieing again i only die once"

  • sgt. Johnson is the best!!!

  • That is one frisky elite

  • how did u make this? who did u mimic his voice

  • he didn't. That's the guy that records the voice for all the games.

  • huh

  • thats the last ending of halo 1, u have to beat on legendary, in the book, he head buts the alien, steals the banshie, and gets off halo before it exploads

  • Rofl! this is it... hold me...

  • i like da last bit!

  • lol