The Muppet Show: The Swedish Chef - Coconut

[Chimon742]

YAY PORTSTARE DEEHOU DOTIDSKIDOO YE BOR DEE DEHORNDEE DER HHMM

MORK MORK MORK.

[fargeeks]

Fuzzy has Berts voice!

[AndrejPisorn]

bada-bum! :D This where Lee-loo got her line from!

[lacey41987]

Waldorf and Statler disliked this

[sweetlaurenclaire]

cloober the coocoonut

[duncansby96]

Does the Swedish Chef have human hands?

[JanSleichirim98]

I never have known that a coconut has a bomb within it

[Skaz32225]

This is the real deal. Who needs Gordon Ramsay, Jamie Oliver or programs like TopChef, MasterChef or Iron Chef. This is the REAL CHEF!!!

[nellie2581]

Go Swedish Chef!

[Jam35Var1ety]

anyone else notice the muppet hand at the end?

[MurcuryEntertainment]

So he's why the show got pulled in Canada...

[xXwannabeguitaristXx]

he reminds me of otto from malcolm in the middle

[XxSYCOSLAYER15xX]

to bad the chef cant swear... tht would be epic

[miffen461]

What the hurdi gurdi is he talking about?

[TheNk22]

I think Grumpf and waldurf don't thumbs up

[CatSandvich]

bork bork bork!

[AlmightyThor90]

he sort of sounds like fredde granberg...

[HellsOwnMerc1]

Steps to opening a coconut:

1) Attempt to cut.

2) Attempt to cut with a much larger blade.

3) Pound with giant mallet.

4) HOLY F- *boom*

[Jam35Var1ety]

Hold on let me write this down... Ok.

1. Clubber de coconut.

2. Ey de bomb?!?!?

Got it!

[chipwreckedfan25]

now thats clever XD

mini chef: who knew zee bomb would be in zee coacernut X3 poor uncle sweedish chef he got BLOWN UP X3

[chipwreckedfan25]

mini chef;hey thats my uncle doing funny stuff wiff dat there coconut lets give big round of hands my uncle sweedish chef XD *audience claps*

RL me: wow mini chef :D he'd gooooooood XD and really funny :3

[littleNorwegians]

A Norwegian here. Yes, all Swedes talk like this. They only say they don't because they're so embarrassed.

[anilingus]

@littleNorwegians Actually that is how you speak on your side of the border :P

[spiderlover678]

CLUBBER DA COCONUT!!!

[PrinnyBlack]

I'm Swedish and I understand him better in the German dub.

And I don't know German.

[Mullahgrrl]

It's a very nice audience, most places that joke would bomb.

[Bruno47602]

Fantastic!

[dragonkingofthestars]

Cthulhu goes mad listening to the Swedish chef.

[Madams1977]

You should never get your coconuts from the Middle East

[Kyle2303]

it sounds more like a bad dutch accent to me lol

[bovb902]

@Kyle2303 you Rasist bitch!!!!

[milczypiotr]

@blueeyesseto what he speaks is Mock Swedish. Jim Henson actually learned to speak it from some tape :)

[Kalosia]

He's speaking jibberish 90% of the time, then 10% of the time it's english with a "swedish" accent, and a bad one. I've heard rumours of it being based of a swedish chef from the sixties who visited the US and did a show, him speaking extremely bad english...

[BurningKitten26]

i can speak swedish apparently

[danielleeross]

Bort, bort bort!!!!!!!!!

[iLuvcats788]

@dryadmaster so u didnt understand him say bomb? only coconut??

[nightcrow90]

Svengelska är fan bäst <3

ALL HAIL SWEDEN!

[Theatrefreak7]

He got the coconut from two African swallows.

[VigilantRomanDesigns]

@Theatrefreak7 You are my new favourite person.

[shawnbrekke]

@Theatrefreak7 hahahah monty python

[hardynielsen1980]

a man with a true grib on the life as we know it

[keskus2000]

oh please ! Swedish people! This is just a parody! don't take it so seriously

[XowntXihqX]

@keskus2000 its saying swedes are total dumbasses and i totally agree bwahahaha

[StarSeeker94]

I love when people joke about my country :)

[vodorf]

People think that swedish people talk like that. But don't you know that Bootstrap Bill in Pirates of the caribbean is from Sweden? =)

//Swedish guy

[DragonlordXV]

@vodorf ..take it easy , it's a joke nothing else , all we know that's nothing to have with swedish language .

[vodorf]

@DragonlordXV Haha

[blueeyesseto]

@vodorf umm the Swedish chef actually speaks Swinglish a mix of English and Swedish

[dryadmaster]

@blueeyesseto No he does not, i am swedish and i do not understand a word exept Coconut

[TigerLily4427]

@dryadmaster Im english, never spoke a lcik on swedish and I know what he said

[blueeyesseto]

@dryadmaster yer but when his speaking each word is a combanation of each laungue so the use the start of say swedish and the sufix of the english word hence no one understands him

[KurioseKreatur]

@dryadmaster du glömde "bomb." :P

[dryadmaster]

@KurioseKreatur Du har rätt :)

[Calriec]

@dryadmaster Yeah, its just gibberish.

[tjallew]

@dryadmaster

have you never heard the lovely swedich overkalix dialekt it's rigth to it

[TheMcDucky]

@dryadmaster

Yes he does :3

[randomthing9]

@blueeyesseto Technically, it's mock Japanese.

[SimuLord]

@randomthing9 Mock Japanese is his native language.

[TechHarv]

@blueeyesseto you havent seen regular ordinary swedish meal time have you

[selenanub]

@blueeyesseto Not even swenglish, its germenglish

[ComedyNurd]

@selenanub It's just gibberish.

[EmberQZ912995]

@blueeyesseto He speaks a strange and foreign dialect of gibberish.

[Gokugogeta]

@blueeyesseto oh hell no, i've heard people speak swenglish and i'm even swedish, and this guy i don't understand one thing he says, only thing i understand is coconout.

[TheTrinest]

@blueeyesseto no, not a single word except coconut is understandable, and i'm from Sweden. To me it just sounds like some kind of dannish.

[TheMcDucky]

@blueeyesseto

It's "Swenglish" >:L

[Andreazor]

@blueeyesseto

No, he speaks absolute gibberish. Nothing he says is even remotely swedish. There's some english words in there but that's it. I'm swedish, trust me on that.

[vikingwallen]

@vodorf so is freddy krueger

[matinful]

i love them

[PolynesianGirl13]

lol wanna kno how to open a coconut? go to the pcc!!! =P

[jmream1]

sawzen the kokonut

[jmream1]

sawzen kluber

[snaarfaz]

HAHAHAHA im swedish and i think this is reaaaalllyyyy funny :)  0:29 he say coconut right in swedish! "kokonöt"

[mamsgrisen]

OMFG! SO FUNNY XD

[Cristobal637]

It's Waldorf.

[Garrettization]

what a explosion on swedish chef and statler and worldorf!