The Rules of Attraction: Montage

[kikomiko1]

BEE's books depress me. I hope people don't actually live like this. What a vacuous, superficial existence...

[mbrett475]

Perfect montage is perfect.

[HerbalJah]

The Rules of Attraction is a damn good movie!

[thewalker91]

I nolonger know who i am and i feel like the ghost of a total stranger.

[zannapics]

I no longer know who I am and I feel like a ghost of a total stranger.

[stanconsidine]

its so pathetic how people come on to this page just to badmouth someone partying like victor or just to rag on the movie... shower of losers in fairness, have ye nothin else to do but find things to bitch about???

[Pyrochyde]

"Steal some stout so good my dick gets hard".

[Strapon6shooter]

@suaveyobi your post makes it sound like you know this is an undesirable use of time and money from personal experience. did you make a similar trip while you were in college? because that's the only time someone would be able to get away with it, or think it's cool. But pretty much every 18-25 year old would say this is the best trip ever, despite the obvious irony behind it. And he still goes to museums/monuments, so it's not just sex and drugs...he goes to Camden for f*ck's sake.

[TrishaaBishaa]

ANYBODY HAVE A LINK TO WATCH IT

[sn0m0ns]

Snort it , drink it, smoke it, fuck it, drop it, roll it, dip it, stick it! You only get ONE life live it up while you can when you can. If you have the power to not become addicted to substances then I say go for it. I would give my left nut to have lived that fucking story!

[GodfreySticklewept]

Victor is essentially Holt from The Cleveland Show.

[stanconsidine]

@GodfreySticklewept the cleveland show fuckin sucks

[thomascromano]

this scene is from a book that was written in the early 80's so this kinda of shit WAS cool then. get off your high horse faggot

[zapproowsdower]

@thomascromano You're 100% right. The difference between the 80s and the 2000s is like night and day. backpacking across europe was very common especially for americans either just out of high school, or during a break from college etc. and of course the 80s are famous for drugs and partying.

Notice that guy's comment starts out bashing the movie, and by the end of his comment he's defending it? He's not just on a high horse, but kind of a dipshit as well.

[BabeiShontaaa302]

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[liquidreven]

lol dream holiday, alas no trip would ever be as awesome as this dudes.

[BlackHoleSun1921]

Is it just me, or does Victor look and sound a lot like Daniel Tosh?

[directplayboy]

The music and the narration makes this scene epic.

One of the best scenes I've ever seen.

If you liked it like I did something will tell me you'll enjoy the montage I made myself which you can see just by clicking on my username ;)

[Sektets]

completely true, but it beats being boring

[luckyold317]

intense waffles

[pioneer96]

...thinks im a capitalist because my hotel room cost more than what she's living on for a week she doesnt mind so much when i pay for the meal tho....

[myersjam1]

lol@suaveyobi

sucks you dont know how to have fun!

[suaveyobi]

@myersjam1 wait... snorting speed and bathroom sex with eurotrash is your idea of fun? its a frat wankathon like american pie which becomes clear after having been to college and traveled western europe and had a fuckin blast! granted it was with my gf, but i cant see anything sadder traveling by yourself lookin for skank like victor, ive seen those losers wondering around in paris, london, vienna and rome, often throwing up in gutters and then getting lost on their way back to their hostels.

[figthersdreams]

How can you not love this? I heard they made a movie glamorama or something like this but it never publicly came out. I wish I could get my hands on it

[pudgypaggins69]

where is he from 2:05 to 2:11

any body know these 2 places in spain?

[Stoopchow]

@pudgypaggins69 Barcelona 

[freshmanprod]

"...The wife turns out to be a freak, the guy starts to wigs out on me..its like a Polanski film."

[vkoo32]

This white boy wasted a lot of money !

[juliortega]

@vkoo32 if you enjoyed wasting it, then it wasn't wasted...

[Girx2010]

I drop some acid & get lost in the subway for a full day & cant find my way out. *Bunch of Way Out signs everywhere lol*

[Girx2010]

*But Im sure that he's a fag so i lose him* * I try to fart but instead shit my pants* * back at my hotel room i masturbate & have pain in my groin* I loled

[dhebiii]

@Girx2010 so damn funny

[SeanMarcusAllen]

LionsGate make the best movies!

[mtisit]

bruv are you dumb

[Star841]

"Took a charter flight on a DC-10..."

There's your first clue Victor doesn't know what's going on, that's a B747. :P

[ezorat]

This is so over rated, never go too holland alone!!!! PERIOD

[qmink]

This is SO ME

[Ineedu2hateme]

"ate some intense waffles" hahahahaha I need some.

[Jamescreaney]

Bought my Mom a postcard I never sent

[maketeanotwar100]

"I sneak into the guiness factory and steal some stout so good my dick goes hard."

Love that line

[jhohcable]

Something about this scene makes me glad that I've never done any of it.

Especially meeting that overrated jackoff Paul Oakenfold who I still hope falls on a subway track.

[weeeeoooow]

Great scene from a great film....love it!

[jculver1674]

I'm surprised Victor was able to enter the Vatican without bursting into flame.

[funun2]

hahahaha "there is a gym in my hotel, i work out"

[Ahoc1]

Spent 3 years living in rome. Went to all the places he went and then some, this is no exaggeration. The shit you get into over seas is insanity, specially when you have some charisma and good looks on your side.

[pudgypaggins69]

@Ahoc1 where is he from 2:05 to 2:11

[BROKENHOUSEFILMS]

this is so great.

Hilarious and amazing

[fishman017]

Underrated film.

[figthersdreams]

@fishman017 The film sucks. This scene rocks! Other quote I like is ' I can'T remember last time I had sex without being wated'

[Girx2010]

@figthersdreams You suck lol.

[Dontmakemecomeover5]

@fishman017 Underrated book

[Ahmazement]

reminds me of a pink floyd video...

[zombiemonster]

just like L.A. but with ruins

[TheStroomis]

This is most definitely the best film based off an Ellis novel. Actually, just one of the best movies of all time in my opinion.

[coley922]

Brett Easton Ellis freaking rocks. Same author of American Psycho, Less Than Zero, Glamorama & more. Love him.

[StrawPipe]

In 4 years I'll be doing this. But I'll be backpacking across Europe. Can't afford to get a hotel for two months.

[chuckyduck87]

1122 words in 243 seconds

[Girx2010]

@chuckyduck87 You actually counted? You def have a lot of time on your hands.

[enigma19833]

@chuckyduck87 Actually no there are 1125 words and I should know because I counted them seven times. LOL you got it wrong you loser!

[AmelieMermaid]

Hell, it's not like you have to go all the way to Europe to do drugs, drink, party, and slam dumpy, drunk, desperate chicks.

[pudgypaggins69]

@AmelieMermaid  those chicksare hotter over there...

[athino09]

anyone know the song thats playing in the background?

[chrisfIew]

Best ever

[bluekitteneyes]

this is just so bloody awesome

:D

[bbop100]

victor

[athino09]

Whats the name of the background song for this?

[zombiemonster]

this is inspirational

[suaveyobi]

Fucking Lame, this is a 14 year olds idea of a great time, porking neurotic drunk girls and blowing all your money on crap hash and dodgy speed. Following girls around camden, lookin to get layed? He's joking right? You guys realise, this is a satire into a spoilt frat boy's idea of an amazing trip. Trust me, binging and sleeping around with foreign girls who dont look past your cock and the drugs in your pocket makes you feel like just another disposable commodity, like dirt.

Live it up, guys

[T2theH]

@suaveyobi I will always love this movie and this scene in particular, but you really hit the nail on the head there. Kudos.

[fatchudwan]

@suaveyobi dude that was awesome

[funun2]

@suaveyobi AMEN. best comment i've seen all day. this is SUCH a satire, anyone who doesn't see that is missing the point

[MichaelDanielMoney]

@suaveyobi no shit.

[keanum06]

@suaveyobi Get laid man. Really. And the 23 people who also hate along side you. If i had the money thats exactly what i would do. its called enjoying yourself.

[MissyLKS8]

@suaveyobi Thank you. That's exactly what I thought.

[DOALOVER9690]

@suaveyobi Took the words right out of my mouth.

[sheluvsme234]

@suaveyobi Your idea of a great time is trashing movies on Youtube. I wonder who's having more fun here...

[HelloIAmJim]

@suaveyobi No. It's partially satirical but mostly a just cross-section of a life-changing, overwhelming experience. Being immersed in so many different cultures is a short period of time is enriching no matter how you spend your time (at night). I lived this trip more than once and I can tell you first hand, it's not immature and it's not a waste. If you think so, you're probably just ugly with a small cock and poor. Not our fault, dude.

And - I'm an artist and entrepreneur. Not a frat boy.

[suaveyobi]

@HelloIAmJim ugly, small cock and poor...haha thats fightin talk mister! Though i did crack up at your declaration of "And- im an artist and entrepreneur". Lemme guess you spend your parent's money and dabble in finger paint, camel shit or whatever recycled medium the Saatchi brothers think is hot that week. I had a great time too, and id recommend checking out the university nightlife within the cities, gotta say best sex and drugs are at the universities, but ya gotta look the part my friend.

[HelloIAmJim]

@suaveyobi lol. Yes. I've lived the trip more than once also. Yes, a lot of wonderful shit comes from universities -- but, I wouldn't say the best. I was at a stretch with the personal attacks and, for that, I do apologize . I felt personally attacked by your response.

You're completely wrong about me though. I'm ACTUALLY a 23 year old entrepreneur and investor. I can't remember the last time I got more than a greeting card from my parents. Art-wise, mostly compositions, words and acrylics.

[suaveyobi]

@HelloIAmJim Sweet, glad we see eye to eye. I was really just trashing the scene as a reaction to the sad responses from people feeling inspired by Victor. Loved the book, movie and this scene, Id just imagine Bret Easton Ellis cringing if he saw how the drooling masses were overlooking such blatant satire. Kudos on your work and your art, im 24 and occasionally dabble with ink (also, you should invest in companies focused on Biomedical engineering around London, its my field!)

[vkoo32]

@suaveyobi Like I said in an earlier post he wasted time and money. Also European women especially Scandinavian ones don't flatter for American white male charms.

[scruffyfromki3]

@suaveyobi hahahhahahaha WHATEVER U SAY PUSSY STAY ATTAcHED TO UR GIRL WHILE I GO GET FOREIN PUSSY AROUND THE WORLD OH THEY cAN USE ME ALL THEY WANT, AS FOR U KEEP BEING A HOMOSEX

[Pyrochyde]

@suaveyobi Traveling around Europe doing drugs and sleeping with lots of women makes you feel like dirt? Your'e a poor excuse for a man then.. You kidding me.

[stanconsidine]

@suaveyobi so you come on here just to bitch about the video and the way he partiess.... how lame does that make you???

[chaserjamess]

@suaveyobi someone didn't get laid in highschool

[teameymelli1]

@suaveyobi unless you're doing research , for a book.

[MrVinushka]

@suaveyobi Have you read the book?

[d1rtejerz]

@suaveyobi You're right. I'd much rather make really self-righteous Youtube comments.

Live it up, guys.

[LolCaramelz]

@d1rtejerz

I lol'd

[ChingChang0]

@suaveyobi thats the point

[ToneGarvey]

@suaveyobi lol at the fun police

[minglis88]

@suaveyobi Nothing wrong with that lol. Fun is fun, you don't have to feel special to someone to have it with them. I'd still rather be with a girl I love though.

[gobodrodiont]

western degenerates

[djgph]

"i cum inbetween her tits even though im wearing a rubber"

"she let's me jack off onto her as long as no cum gets on her ... coat" LOL!

[PerfectProspect]

I'm like this every fucking night, me and Bret back in the day would have gone crazy. Can't wait for imperial bedrooms.

[InfiniteMisery003]

they really need to make the Glamorama

movie already.

[Deadlycolli]

I know longer know who I am, and feel like the ghost of total stranger..... been there, done that.

[onesuchpath]

lol @ all the people who think this is real

[epidemik34]

well if you watch the dvd and listen to the commentary about how they filmed the whole montage, the director talks about how he basically followed that actor around europe for a month while the actor attempted to stay in character the whole time. so its semi-real, even though it was filmed for the movie.

[tehJBE]

@onesuchpath there is a 70 hour movie sitting in either Roger Avary or BEE's basement of pure footage of Kip Pardue in character in Europe. they followed him for a while and filmed him hooking up with girls who they didnt bother getting permission from to film any of this. its 100% watch some interviews. The footage has even been screened a few times but will never be released because of the obvious legal issues it would create

[clrb15]

@tehJBE This is True! TONS of footage at either of those guys' homes. This segment in "Rules of Attraction" is a little snippet of what Bret Easton Ellis' novel "Glamorama" could become. I follow BEE on Twitter and he tweeted me back! and said that "you might see what Victor Ward's been up to sooner that you think"...so there's hope...hopefully!

[DerkaDog]

I'm so fucking doing ALL OF THIS when I get the money.

[christiancomplex]

@DerkaDog ditto!

[lcky1743]

this this scene kip pardue his big cock yum i dont mine suck ihs cock and in shower with kip pardue jackoff him cock

[UrSooperJealous]

Mmm, and how is this not rated for 18+?

[Hybzy]

4 minutes and 3 seconds, and it pretty much describes everything I'll ever want to do on a holiday. haha

[thetickingman]

3:43 - Bateman Street

[tatolino]

The best thing is that Pardue actually seduced and screwed all these women without them knowing they were in a movie. At least that's what Avary said.

[figthersdreams]

Could you post the link? I'd be surpised about that. Chicks need to sign wavers and stuff so directors can use their image in movies without getting sued

[tatolino]

Google for a Bret Easton Ellis interview at The A.V. Club.

[xSoccerxCorex]

there was supposed to be a companion film based on this entire part, which couldn't be realized for THAT very reason.

[avernikas]

@figthersdreams european women are easy, not like sophisticated broads who're a pain in the penis.

[stanconsidine]

@avernikas ignorant prick dont know what your talking about

[avernikas]

@stanconsidine Which part, the European chicks are easy bit, or that they're so lacking sophistication that they're easier, or the part that they aren't a pain in the penis?

[stanconsidine]

@avernikas how would you know if european girls are "easy"? your probably a 45 year old virgin still living with ur mum

[avernikas]

@stanconsidine DO YOU KNOW ME! DO YOU KNOW ME! O my God you're so close, I'm a 34 year old, black, ugly loser. I'm not a virgin because I"m ugly, I've had plenty of chances. I just run away, claiming I'm waiting for marriage when in fact I'm scared. I'm a Bahamian, on the Island of Nassau, I'm poor; my back got screwed up from my job I worked at for 14 years, so I'm bitter---no i'm not bitter I'm just a troll. A no good nasty troll, physically and figuratively. No body likes me.

[notanothervj]

Haha Palakon!!

[SmartStudios]

lol! "Ate some intense waffles"

[thamuddler]

dude, ive had waffles in Amsterdam. they were fuckin intense!

[pioneer96]

how does he remember all that shit?

[hotjack]

i need to see glitterati!!!!!

and i cant read glamorama wivout seein this guy hes perfect. jus like bale as bateman. perfect casting

[Erinalexaaaa]

I want this.

[Levinitus]

this is so awesome, i cant describe it, it´s so true.

[Jamescreaney]

"Dublin rocks like you can't imagine"

[littlemc444]

"i went to the Guinness and got some scotch so good my dick went hard"

[smilli3]

stout.

[jshoup]

its got some "stout" not "scotch"

[ste43]

drank stout, not scotch. Guiness is stout

[ARavenDances]

he said stout.

[mortar12]

Why can't I embed this??

[Drribler10]

hilarious... totally

[weinerdog4eva]

Probably the only scene of the film that comes anywhere near the novel, but the voiceover's voice is awful.

[pieterm2001]

weird english food...

[Dusti262]

This maybe my favorite scene in a film, ever.

[1justDandy]

love the mask and the last thing he says(:

[Tracy3686]

i wonder how many times he had to do this to get it perfectly.

[fbfiveohv3]

it wasn't shot like a movie.

[bradattax]

best movie evar

[KingJordan2]

this is one of the coolest movie scenes EVER. I saw the movie again on IFC a few days ago.

[diegodiek]

CADAQUES!!!!!!!

[InfiniteMisery003]

anybody read glamorama??

did you notice the part here where theres a bombing, with the louis vouton bag?

roger avary is fuckin sneaky

[heatherehansen]

what do you mean? i dig glamorama -- please explain!

[InfiniteMisery003]

alright ummm. look closely at 2:50

the lady drops a louis vouton handbag on the street, then victor says a bomb goes off suddenly without explaining (because hes a clueless idiot ). in glamorama that was how the majority of the bombs were detonated. through a designer bag and then timed. this wasnt in rules of attraction, so roger avary put a sort of easter egg for bret easton ellis fans in it.

[primenemisis]

this IS the best part of the movie...the movie would have been a lot more enjoyable to watch if they didnt have that faggot ass dawson playing patrick batemans brother,,,thay made a movie of glamorama called glitterati from all the footage they shot from this scene but i guess some legal BS isnt letting them release on dvd but theres a film somewhere out there of this scene lol

[skinnymexicanbuddha]

homophobic much? what the hell are you doing watching brett easton ellis?

[guitar19904]

fuck you he did a fucking awsome job he had the right acting for the role h was AWSOME

[heatherehansen]

good eye!!

[y2k6summi]

He's a playa. Anyway, wow this scene is so awesome. Cool.

[ThundaLippz]

lol. oh i need to go on a vacation. this seems very hard to memorize but what a challenge it would be.

[pieterm2001]

best part of the whole movie...

[Sniper0528]

this is so great.

[nativesun]

LOVED that ending!

[yojimbojim21]

anyone know the song?

[Semtex100]

Tomandandy-European vacation

[podinfunk]

THE BOMB!

[tatolino]

Great stuff. I wonder if Avary will ever get to film Glamourama.

[misterorangeatgmail]

That was very cool!

[rebane544]

Great scene.

[podinfunk]

Fucking Bomb. perfectto

[sitiyzal]

he wishes...

[irockstarrs]

i had it memorized, haha, now that was fun

[farkyoutoob]

fucking ridiculous

[leonidasaa]

ive read the book and yeah i was wonderin if theyd bother wit this stuff. gald they did cause it looks brilliant

[shazamac]

american asshole amateur traveller

[scurry505]

Haha... you're just a jealous bitch!

[Niallo20]

I;m just back from a Europa-rail holier. THAT DAMN GOOD!!! And I'm Irish - and Dublin does rock like can't imagine!

[ssjt0m]

my favorite book and movie. amazing

[iodab]

trash

[greciakuera]

loooove it and living it soon !!

[connorosteen]

I love this part

[dq2u]

Ditto - It's my favourite scene in the movie