Sonic Blade

[schoolsout15]

you guys think dos pul party gurls in bikinis were hot didnt you?

[AngelicPegasus]

Do you see that the knife barely cuts the things through and when they do, there are scratches on the bottom?

[theirishhateyou]

I remember when I first saw this infomercial they were saying shit about, like, it doesn't cut it SEPERATES THE MOLECULES or something...now I can't find that. Goddamn it was so funny.

[seriousamm]

just dont get yourself cut. haha

[HTFsplendid]

this is perfect!

[Katio888]

When they cut the meat right after that impossible sandwich, its not the sonic blade. The tip is rounded, and the sonic blade has a pointy tip...hmmmmmmm

[Diamondblade2008]

@Katio888 It is the Sonic Blade. The knife comes with two different blade sets, one pointed, one rounded.

[AngelicPegasus]

I forgot the people in the commercial were human. I see their fear of cutting it and touching the counter unless its marble.

[AngelicPegasus]

Well, they're right about people going GaGa.

[weed373]

fuck you lazy americans



[lamplight5]

who the fuck has their snadwhich that big???

[SuperFlashDriver]

3;16 That person looks almost exactly like my uncle.

[Emimi33able]

This is why you make

2 FRICKIN SANDWHICHES

thumbs up if you agree

[lovefitch]

Don't give this knife to an emo...D:

[AClockworkStrawberry]

I think we need a Megaman blade now...

[JoystickJunkie64]

if you believe you seriously need one of these knives, go ahead and buy it.

and then take and cut your fucking dick off

[Missinglink87]

How is a square/rectangular block of cheese hard to cube?

[LmfaoDom]

Yes but how well does it go threw people?

[ProfDickHardly]

lol 3:04 it looks like a dick!

[fireandblazes26]

At 1:31 It proves that this person is extremely uneducated. For the love of God, mushrooms are fungi NOT vegetables. Jeese, the commercial doesn't even know how to distinguish different foods. I mean, not even ONE PERSON knew this??!!! Just ridiculous.

[PhazonKoopa445]

0:50 WHO MAKES A SANDWICH THAT FREAKING BIG?

[asdfqwer90]

@PhazonKoopa445 Scooby and Shaggy :)

[HTFsplendid]

@PhazonKoopa445 fat people, probably

[animegirl2083]

pfffft my chainsaw can do better XD

[missrosiie14]

We use muscles becaus canadiens aren't lazy! (No offence)

[Kailey338]

0:18 yes kill that steak(if it is a steak) because omg steak is sooooooooooo gross I hate it so much it has no flavor what so ever it should be illegal to eat steak god it so grosss!!! And no I'm no a vegitarian or something. Wendys chicken nuggets are where it's at!! :D

[Kailey338]

0:18, yes kill that steak(if it is steak) b

[dvn9747]

0:03 I can honestly say that has never happened to my sandwich before, and ive cut it with a plastic knife once

[Hauntzor]

I like how the people at the beginning are all using knives that are meant for CHOPPING when they should be using serrated ones. Dumbshits.

[MissPerversium]

*why use muscle* yeah why breathe, why piss why shit

[zoomshinysnail]

"Healthy" french toast with WHITE bread. Yeah okay lol.

[megaferfer123]

3:02 dont play with your food >:o

[lovefitch]

"Your family and friends will go gaga!"

[3gettoBOYS]

Who makes a sandwich that big anyways? And the guy cut threw the sandwich badly (the first guy)

[KashiwaDaisuke]

Mushrooms =/= vegetables

[Hellisgood1]

in a way, the sonic blade kinda takes the fun out of cutting stuff. i mean like, if you wanted to use this to cut a person (ok....), you'll realize that you've already killed the person before you shout "THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!"

[Starcreater]

you mean you idiot americans don't know how to freakin cut a piece of meat gently without applying violence to it?! you americans are sooo delightful.

[SirenSerenade01]

@Starcreater Hey, hey, hey! Just because infomercial people are PAID to do that, doesn't mean all Americans are stupid. Most are, but I know how to properly cut meat and such. Thank you very much.

[Starcreater]

who the hell cuts through an avocado.....worst still, cut through the seed...man.

[roflitsdani]

0:50 that is a HUGE sandwich 

[SweetSpiritsu282212]

THEY'LL GO GAGA!!

[ANBisme]

i dont know i watch these things.... they just make me hungry....

[coolgril1691]

no it not called the sonic blade it called the tree cut er

[Doc367]

Its so sharps it will even cut through the cutting board and table

[Aash1999]

you can just use a jaged blade

[saejongsohn]

lol the orange is a cylinder

[mynameis0wut]

or a better idea- learn how to use a fuckign knife its not that difficult jesus christ these people

[DisneyWorldAddict214]

but can it cut a coconut?

[nintendonerdgoodbad2]

now your cutting with power, nintendo power

[aussierachl]

it's called a bread knife

[Gold31000]

This is very dangerous:

What happens if you accidently cut your child/children?

What happens if you accidently cut your finger?

What happens if you accidently cut a person?

What happens if you accidently cut your table?

What happens if you accidently cut your furniture?

What happens if you accidently cut your pet?

What happens if you accidently cut your house?

What happens if you accidently cut yourself?

[YingaLovesBewbs]

@Gold31000 How about; Not over exaggerating on things you would even do in a real life situation, If you were doing this to get it out of Thumbs up, Your a fail Troll, if you did this seriously, Then you need Psychiatric help...

[DisneyWorldAddict214]

so they have the sonic blade and the yoshi blade. whats next, the kirby blade?

[sonikdude49]

@DisneyWorldAddict214 *sucks up food* yup

[Lightning4LifeGirl]

who would make a sandwhich that friken big?!

[callesvensk]

it is nice until it is stuck in your hand...

[Halobenzene]

"If you can imagine it, you can do it!"

Why is the only thing I imagine sawing through warm human flesh?

[Melkhiordarkblade]

@ 0:01 Or you can use your bread knife to cut bread,not your freaking butchers knife.

They have 7 knives in your basic knife set for a reason.

[trainlover658]

seriously? who makes a sandwhich THAT big? ._.

[TheFr1ch]

who makes a fucking sandwich thats like 20 layers high? Fat ASS!!

[cheetah5115]

Use a saw

[KGofeny831]

why? because society isn't lazy…B/

[TheMatrixpoophispano]

You Are 2 Slow

[cupoflmaonade]

That was a fucking gigantic sandwich.

[gpnmxtx]

Mushrooms are fungi not vegis

[amaruak32]

his right! i went gaga!

[GecklesGecko]

"Even if you've never used a knife before" Wai.... wha?!

[BloodyHedShot]

Allows you to.... Cut you fingers off easier! Without smushing!

[antieye555]

0.o 3:11 deformed sonic

[6037084]

i wasn't aware that mushrooms were vegetables

[WheredaKFCat]

Why do american commercials last forever? A normal commercial in France for example just lasts 1 minute max, they don't need to repeat the same overall message 5 times.

[MisterPiggie]

what lady gaga uses this???

[Ladygagafan752]

@MisterPiggie no! she has a personal chef. duh! and do not insult mother monster!

[MisterPiggie]

@Ladygagafan752 i know XD

[Ladygagafan752]

@MisterPiggie then y did u say that?

[MisterPiggie]

@Ladygagafan752 i doono i was borad

[Ladygagafan752]

@MisterPiggie if u were bored then y didnt u do somethin else?

[MisterPiggie]

@Ladygagafan752 i donno

[cyborgtroy]

1:30 - "FRO0O0TZ!! 8====D~~~"

[DaniBananible]

I wonder if it'll cut through bone...

[sergeantsoap101mw2]

And then someone loses a finger

.....

WITH A CLEAN PRECISION CUT

IN SECONDS!!

And who the hell eats a sandwich that fucking big

[TheForgottenMarioBro]

So, this knife is a Kingdom Hearts ability? *buys 30 of them*

[mahimahimindy]

what's next? a Megaman blade!????!?!

[soggykookies]

cheese is THE HARDEST THING TO CUBE IN THE WORLD!!!

[rabbidbunnyz]

Who the hell has never used a knife?

[rabbidbunnyz]

They do realize that sonic refers to sound, right?

Retards.

[TheEliteNerd]

2:37 Even cuts through frozen foods! WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO CUT IT IN THE PLASTIC PACKAGING.

[desidol22]

@TheEliteNerd

so that it fits in your fridge? or mini toaster oven perhaps?

[JahKewn]

2:55 that's ham.

[TheEliteNerd]

@JahKewn LAWL ABHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH THERE ARE SO MANY MISTAKES IN THIS.

[fireandblazes26]

60 second ur mom

[briancollazo46]

he was cutting a mushroom when he said vegetables

[ppgdXD]

i wonder if there going to eat all that

[mcisdead]

@ 0:40 a twinkie?

[player042]

I cant believe its not butter!

[gameboysp13]

MUST ADD SONIC BLADE TO LEFT 4 DEAD 2!!!!!

[MrRazzeldazzel88]

thumbs up for the uber sandwich at 0:53

[Z1nt]

its heavy as hell

[evilmonkeyimc]

0:50

As Dean would say "I'm gonna need a bigger mouth"

[pashastookie]

who the hell makes a sandwich like the one at 0:47?

[donuthead551]

"Cut the bread in half"

why?

[Abnormalproductions2]

@donuthead551 Little people eat little sandwiches!

[sonikdude49]

@donuthead551 some people dont like a lot of bread on their sandwich

[doom10251997]

LoL WTF??? Who would buy an electronic knife? Only a person who is too stupid to properly use a real one!!!

[Mosquito180]

i love infomercials - they seem to be the best thing on tv and the only thing that keeps my attention lol

[CheeseSandFtw]

the thing they used to grap the food seems like a huge lice remover

[Zolega89]

why you muslce?

i didnt know that you need muslce to cut a slice of bread

[b2ball6playa2]

the actors make the food look like shit or cut it wrong when there trying to prove ordinary knives suck

[uiiiiop1234]

why buy that we all have chainsaws

[Acelaferriere]

y dont u just fricken take a jigzaw to your food, its the same thing

[Mrimperfectcircle]

It says it cuts through things "like butter" but notice that they never actually show it cutting butter? Rip off!

[hello7kitty7jana]

:50 i've never actually seen someone eat a sandwich that big.

[SiameseKitt]

WHO WOULD CUT THAT THIN A SLICE OF ANGEL FOOD CAKE?!

[frannyb25]

who would every eat a sandwich that big?

[kingballer7]

whats with the afro pick

[creepy46]

I fucking laughed hard at the hot dog octopus...

[rippenjoe]

IS THAT A HAIR PICK???

[thegirclub]

NOBODYS GONNA EAT THT BIG OF A SANDWICH!!!!!!

[cyborgtroy]

1:30 - "FROOTS :)"

The narrator said an emoticon...

[noXoneXyouXwannaXno]

ah..food porn.

[supermanxevan]

thier doin it wrong.

[manifestdestiny17]

hahaha why use muscle ?!

[DragnSly]

NCSS = non-compression sonic separation?

IT'S TWO FUCKING BLADES MOVING BACK AND FORTH.

[catskratch2]

why would anyone want to cut an avocado pit?

[TobyTheCatFTW]

whats with the afro pick ?

[Cookieparts]

this knife/blade/sword is the ultimate weapon in war. it can cut down doors, or if the enemy is right infront of you, you can just saw right through him! Order now~!

[hidemysocks]

"You'll make your friends and family go gaga!" -- oh, in that case, lets not buy it. who needs another gaga?

[KFCDoubleDown]

what the fuck kind of dipshit would use one slice of bread for a sandwich

[soadjared]

i want it!!! O.O

[y3nd0]

The idiot cutting the sandwich at 0:50 is pushing the knife to the side.

[WNxFish]

@y3nd0 WE'VE ALL DONE THAT!

[nintendonerdgoodbad2]

now your playing with power... SONIC power!

[samgaralapoe]

@nintendonerdgoodbad2 lmao avgn and nintendo power

[PikachuColouredPichu]

@nintendonerdgoodbad2 No Nintendo Power. XD

[TheFatal05]

60 seconds to stfu

[RCT3fanatic95]

My mum bought this for July 4th. When everyone saw it they went "gaga" over it. This commercial is so true!

[zenmother22]

"Take corn off the cob!" well, IT'S THE SAME STUFF!!!

[b2ball6playa2]

combine sonic blade with the miracle blade, and you get... The Jesus blade

[HTFsplendid]

this seems to really work

[depechegirl001]

More like, a knife for those who can't even use a normal knife. And yes that sandwich was so huge it's quite scary!

[Hellisgood1]

obviously the people who made this knive haven't heard of the miracle blade???

[ultimategamer14000]

0:53 what the hell does this fag think we are, fat?

[kandbintcosmetics1]

squish. squash. sqush. wft is that?

[AntOnTable]

one major flaw though, if it touches your finger even slightly, its gone

[cameraman104]

0:53 we've all done that...

How fat are u that that tall of a sandwich is a natural occurrence?

[fdmarty161]

great product so long as you got the lifetime warranty as they consistantly break...and now they claim it never had a lifetime warranty...mine has been replaced several time in the last 4 years and now they claim to never have more than a 1 year warranty...go figure why they are almost out of business

[joshuakweier]

0:49 Do American's really eat sandwiches that are that big? Because that thing's fucking huge!

[cyborgtroy]

@joshuakweier - No man, I eat regular sandwiches. This knife is for fatasses.

[MghtyMrphnPwrRngr]

lmfao, the sandwich is perfectly fine until he goes out of his way to fuck it up

[vavra222]

new dagger for rogues in cataclysms, 100% damage bonus to Slice and Dice...

[spaceye]

0:49 "We've all done that!"

Who the fuck eats a sandwich like that?

[xxSyphenxx]

3:06 WIENER-PUSS!!

[masteryummy]

I love how their sandwiches are REALLY fucking big! I also love how when they cut with a "conventional" knife they purposely smash it. LOL

[89vanilla]

this is a good product..i mean it can cut through anything..very nice...and it saves money because slicing a slice of bread in half can double the life of a loaf of bread

[cyborgtroy]

@89vanilla - "this is a good product" HA HA HA. Oh wait, you were serious. Allow me to laugh even harder.

[89vanilla]

@cyborgtroy okay well i was serious...but this is a good product..think of the money you could save...so stop laughing and be serious for once..if you wanna laugh go watch a comedy video...

[bingo0714]

Wow. The chicken is empty.

[cupoflmaonade]

1:10

i love how he says it, like its such a revolutionary idea to remove the corn from the cob.

[orasis]

0:52 Ordinary sandwich!? That's a fucking massive sandwich!

[NitroZX]

2:01 stuffed french toast isn't healthy...

[paulkjonasfan23]

PERFECT 4 EMO KIDS EVERYWHERE :) "they'll go gaga", really wow and "its a fisher mans dream" no I'm pretty sure a fisher mans dream would be a sale on their favorite bait, then getting 2 the lake or where ever and being the only people their, and then finding out that where ever they are fishing at that its over populated with fish, yah thats a fisher mans dream, not a knife that can cut bread

[someEsoldier]

3:08

lol wtf gaga

2:20

even faster, the slap chop.

[cameraman104]

ummm just wondering? when is meat a delicate food?

[XxKuRoTsUbAsAxX]

I know what my next murder weapon is. >.>

[homor242]

Can it cut Tails in a half?

[TheComenterMan]

That's knife is not good..if you miss and cut you finger...well better not imagine

0:47 Heavy should love that Sandvich.

[beekeeyah]

"make perfect browines" nah, its ok, i have my Perfect Brownie for that!

[LeviathanMist]

I love how the announcer talks to us like we're dogs or something.

[Surdify]

They say it's safe to take outdoors. The last thing I would want is that thing vibrating across the floor sawing through peoples feet.

[JTZX101]

My dad could cut that sandwhich with no problem

[kelseysaun]

who the fuck eats that big of a sandwich???? lol

[smartboy201]

3:05

"Look, kids! I made Nannerpus' best friend, Sausagepus!"

[d3min]

perfect gadget for retards

[Thatheadbangerguy10]

I already started crying at "Why use your muscles?" -.-

[RevolverPhantom]

The ad says you don't have to saw, but there's still sawing action, the knife just does it for you. You can use any knife just as well as that thing, it's just called "not being an idiot" when mentioned in real life.

[jackman464]

id probably buy this if billy mays did this

[lvcsslacker]

If your knife isn't a dull piece of shit, this isn't an issue. :D just saying.

[MagicBulletRegret]

@lvcsslacker It also helps if you don't push your entire body weight onto whatever you're cutting. I love how they smash the food down with the old knife and barely touch it with the knife they're selling.

[lvcsslacker]

@MagicBulletRegret

This is also very true

I think billy mays could have sold this better... >_>

[lvcsslacker]

@MagicBulletRegret

This is true... Maybe billy mays could have sold it better... >_>

[Laubotje]

holy shit i want this

:15 Did it just cut a granite countertop? And who is so retarded that they can't use a bread knife to cut bread?