@MrTheJoKeR671 Yes, Letterman is correct when he said the RESIDENTS of Guam are called Guamanians. Such as residents of California are called Californians, residents of Washington are Washingtonians, Texas...Texans, Colorado...Coloradans, etc, etc, etc. NATIVES of Guam are Chamorro. Get educated...
this was funny because letterman is really insulting all the stupid americans who dont know anything about guam and should. i learned about it in 4 and 5th grade geography. but too many people are so ignorant. thats what was being sold here in this skit. its really quite clever and even profound. it should make many people realize how much they dont know and should know. its not an insult to the chomorro. they should not be offfended.
@cookapig no, please dont be offended at all. you have to understand the sarcasm and innuendo of the humor of letterman. this is really an insult to so many stupid americans who have no basic geographic or historical sense. thats who he means to insult. thats why its funny. hes not insulting the chomorro or resident guamanians at all. you have to think deeply about this. too many people are too shallow to get what this really implies, as ive explained to you. please dont take it the wrong way.
@sharpnova2 if your not from guam what do you care. my response was to someone from guam and i directed it at them, not you. no its you and most all of you idioits on the you tube who dont understand the concept of satire. im just wasting my time trying to elvevate any of you to my level. since all of you are the idiots. you prove it with this type of response to me. you dont understand or want to so all you are capable of doing is insult me. well, talk to yourself. im not listening.
@bigblondman1 As I said, you're not at a higher level than anyone. Nothing about this was deep. It was a real quick and obvious and shallow jab at the fact that Guam is relatively insignificant.
You think you're smarter than other people because you're so stupid that whenever anyone explains something to you.. you automatically assume it's because they misunderstood it.
Understand this: You have a very weak mind and are much less intelligent than most people here.
@sharpnova2 im simply giving you my perspective just becuase you dont like it doesnt make me wrog and you right. so you dont agree so what. this is how i think. thats that. again youre the weak one how can you assume i have a weak mind just because you dont understand my perspective. that doesnt give you liscense to criticize me. take a long look at yourself before you condemn me or anyone. remember the old line from an old song before you abuse criticize and accuse walk a mile in my shoes.
@sharpnova2 no you dont if you did you would realize that its satire that letterman was using thats his style of comedy. if you understood that youd agree with me and him that its all a sarcastic joke. thats all. no need to be insulted. your sense of humor just needs to be elevated to a more esoteric level. you probably dont understand that either.
@sharpnova2 again youre talking stupid. how do you know that youre more intelligent than i just because you dont like this one perspective?? thats very shallow and stupid of you. if you were intelligent as much as i you would not be so insulting or condescending. that is the mark of ignorance and arrogance not intelligence. you learn by listening not talking and in this case not by insulting but by conversing at an amicable level so as to fully understand and appreciate. you obviously never have
you must be so shallow and self absorbed that you cant realize your own ignorance. you cannot understand me. you cannot communicate at my level which is far above yours. all you have in your limited arsenal are vulgar insulting obscene remarks. the sad part is you think that makes you somehow superior to me. actually it makes you the most childish boring clod ive ever encountered. by the way we've never met. so get your analogies strait enough of this. youre trolling as well. stop it please.
commenting here doesnt constitute meeting. youre being arrogant and pompous. if you want this to end thats up to you. otherwise i have plenty of time for now. id rather not waste it on you but i will not let yours or anyones insulting remarks to me go by. you stop, ill stop. you commented to me first. my original remarks were not directed at you. not liking my comments doesnt make them or me wrong. why continue to insult me? that makes you the stupid one, not the smartest. please stop.
@bigblondman1 Nice try but nope :) I have plenty of time as well. And enough intelligence to continue making you look like the imbecile you are in new and exciting ways.
You made a converse error in your last post.
You are acting like I am trying to say your comment is wrong BECAUSE I said it was wrong. This was silly, illogical, and unintelligent.
I said your comment was wrong BECAUSE your comment is wrong.
Just because p -> q, doesn't mean q -> p. That's called the converse error.
your entitled to your opinion. but you are not the judge of what is right and wrong ultimately. again its just youre opinion, smug as you are. this is pointless. although i have plenty of time i also have more constructive things to do. frankly youre not worth any more of my time. ive wasted enough on you. you'll be commenting to yourself from now on. if you must dedicate yourself to belittling me then you dont have much of a life. i suggest you get one. if you do have one, get a better one.
@sharpnova2 i was not being complimentary. youre an arrogant pompous smug self absorbed man. youre getting something out of this that i never said or eluded to saying. i said youre not worth my time. how do you see compliment or acknowledgement of your logic from that.? i never conceded anything other than not wiling to waste any more of my time on you. youre simply not worth it. what you really are is pathetic. i hope you realize that someday, or youll just wallow in youre own arrogance.
@bigblondman1 Ahh but I seem to recall you saying that you were giving up. So I said the thing most likely to piss you off and cause you to continue replying even though you said you wouldn't.
Manipulated by a superior intellect :)
I pointed out calm correct logic about the converse error. You can't disagree with pure logic. You can get pissed off by it because you're old and your brain doesn't quite work well enough to comprehend it.
And we both know you're on a lower intellectual level :)
you think youre superior, no, youe smug. you started this by responding to my comment that was directed at someone else. only you can stop yourself. your smugness accomplishes nothing. youre not superior, youre arrogant. ill be the superior one now since ill stop after this. if you really are superior then simply stop first. but, if you respond to this, your just being deliberately childish. this means, youre not truly superior, are you? gee what a surprize!
@bigblondman1 Ahh but I seem to recall you saying that you were giving up. So I said the thing most likely to piss you off and cause you to continue replying even though you said you wouldn't.
Manipulated by a superior intellect :)
I pointed out calm correct logic about the converse error. You can't disagree with pure logic. You can get pissed off by it because you're old and your brain doesn't quite work well enough to comprehend it.
And we both know you're on a lower intellectual level :)
@bigblondman1 - yeah. i can see how you have to think long and hard about how a show with billions of dollars wouldn't be able to look up a simple fucking history on one little worthless island, and therefore making this a joke. Keep your mouth shut you goddamn retard.
@jatoran dont think that you swearing at me and responding to me as if i offended you somehow means anything more than youre the idiot. you dont understand the concept of satire thats the type of humor lerttermen performs. you just dont get it. insulting me doesnt make you any smarter either. and trying to have the last word wont either. so talk to yourself. im not listening. are you at least from guam? otherwise whats the point.
@bigblondman1 - can you even string together a sentence without passing out? it sure doesn't look like it. This was so obviously a joke and didn't require "deep thought" for anyone with sufficient brain density. Obviously you're an idiot and you're very proud of yourself for finding the humor in this. Sorry to burst your anus, but this was glaringly obvious. You're just a fool. Deep humor in david letterman. rofl. you're humiliating.
@jatoran your humiliating yourself with your own klack of command of the english language. his style of humor is satire. do you even know what satire means?? if you did you would not be so offended and lash out at me youre being ridiculous. its a joke thats all. let it go.
@jatoran dont insult me. that doesnt prove you right and me wrong. you and others are simply ignorant of satire. and his show doesnt have billions of dolllars. its not about money its about his style of comedy. you just dont get it so you have to insult me. its all a joke that you dont get.
@bigblondman1 - the point was that the joke was simple to get. obviously it was satire, but you seemed to think there was some "deep thought" required to get the joke. That makes you an idiot. lol you fuckin retard.
@jatoran my remarks we directed at other people who were offended by it. probably because they dont understand satire. so i explained it to them the way i did. it has nothing to do with you. since you and i know it was satire then why insult or argue with me? we both agree on the point that it was satire. so thats that.
@bigblondman1 no. that is not that. he was making fun of guam. not the senator. it was not "deep." You said it was deep and it wasnt. You are an idiot.
senator? it was a joke, relax. i said satire. dont you know what that means? its a form of humor that is sarcastic and parodic. you have no idea what im talking about do you? you also didnt comprehend my previous remark. my original remarks were not directed at you but at someone else who took offense to the joke. cant you understand that.? now youre just wasting my time and yours. why must you resort to insults? do you think that makes you superior to me or right ??
It’s now very common to hear people say, “I’m rather offended by that,” as if that gives them certain rights. It’s simply a whine. It’s no more than a whine. It has no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason to be respected as a phrase - “I’m so offended by that.” Well, so fucking what? - Stephen Fry
@cookapig It could have been worse. At least he didn't call the native inhabitants chomorrons. This clip did get me wondering what do you call people that were born on Guam but are not chomorro? Guamanian may be correct.
hafa dai..Seriously, get a grip. Letterman is a ass but still this was funny. My parents were from Guam and considered themselves to be Chomorro. I was born and raised in Texas and even today whenever you tell someone about Guam they know absolutely nothing of the island and its relation to the US as a whole. It seems the only mainlanders who know anything about the island were in the military. So based on that common ignorance, this is funny.
@Lokivoid Seriously? The Dems have controlled the senate since January of 2007. The bailout spending was voted on by a Dem senate, though some GOPs also voted for it. The first round, anyway, not the second.
@GreatDarkSpot Don't be a pawn, the Democrat/Republican paradigm is a false one, they're playing us against each other. Both sides are controlled by the same interests at the top.
Which is why this skit is appropriate because the average American in the United States learned everything they know about Guam from TV...and that is next to nothing. And vice versa...The average person who never left Guam only know what they know about the US from what they seen on TV. Which (as you say) is watching TV, stealing, cheating, etc. That is all entertainment...which what this video exactly is...ENTERTAINMENT. Stop taking things so personally. Letterman said nothing bad Guam.
For one thing, it's not "howlie"...or "howlies"...or "haoli"...or "haolis". Stop using the word if you don't know what it means or even how to spell it.
@MicroHelper Pretty sure it was the US Military and not just white Americans. You just proved how ignorant you are by judging the entire country by what you see on TV. No culture? Watching TV, buying, stealing, and drinking could be the culture...but guess what? It's not. Are you saying that there are no Chamorros that do the same?
@MicroHelper said "America isn't what it used to be." That's just NOT true! America has always been this way and that's what makes it the greatest of all NON-tipping but sometimes wobbly nations! Oh and on another matter, would you Guamanians or Guamicians be offended if the name changes along with the coastline? I believe, depending on which side is up, it's either G U A M or M A U G.
the dumbest thing i ever saw was from a white dude.
he went to go get some shit out of his locker. he did the combo for his padlock, pulled it off and couldnt get his door opened. so he put the padlock back on reset it then redid te combo. took it back off anfd tried again thinking the padlock was faulty.
#2: a white boy came and said " SGT i dont know if this tire is flat cause its flat on the bottom but round on top.
with facts? dumb ass the most retarded people i ever met in my life are white. even white people are ashamed to say theyre white. come on now get serious. only difference is that ou white fucks are scattered everywhere. but the ratio of retarded white people so far ive seen and met are 2 out of 3
beedoggg? fag ass name you cunt. you aint taking shit pussy.
javensme1 rude, ignorant, and stupid? thats the problem you white people are quick to judge .going to our homeland and thinking youre better than we are . what else would you expect? its people like yourself that have us acting the way we do toward you
javensme youre 43? fuck it ill take it youre just losing your fucking mind already you fuck tard. you already got one foot in the grave bitch watch your mouth before some chamorro comes and kicks the other one right out from under you.
javensme ill still whoop that bitch ass of yours. and no theyre not white you dumb fuck. just cause white people suck the most dick and try the hardest to show off whie doing nothing but cupping balls does not mean theyre highet ranking. they just have the softest hands with the strongest jaws you nob slobbing fag. immigrants? are you fucken serious you are by far the dumbest punk bitch of all
@jessetaijeron Nobody knows anything about guam because no chamorro from guam has ever accomplished anything great. However there are many Asians and Hawaiians who have accomplished great things. Chamorros are too inbred and dumb. I feel sorry for them.
@chamorrosinguamsuck Chamorro's are to inbred and dumb? Maybe if read up on Chamorro history you will see that Chamorros were one of the greatest navigators of the ocean. ALSO, it was Chamorros had invented the fasted hand mad boat in their time. None have done so since.
And when you look at a Latte stone that have been carved by hand and is taller then YOU. Tell me was nothing great ever achieved by Chamorros?
I know those were all achieved in the past but can you blame us? Look at the countries who have brought the greatest inventions. The islands that Chamorros come from are small and very few. On Guam our resources are not the kinds to invent amazing items of this century. The resources on our island are for survival. What did you want us to do create an ipod out of coral? Chamorros did great things where it REALLY counted. Our ancestors did great things for our survival.
@DeedeeBtq God Bless the Chamorro people. I Lived on Guam for 4 years from 1963 to 1967. It was extremely beautiful back then. I had the chance to stop there for about 18 hours during a layover on a flight back to the states from Okinawa. It was depressing to see all, if not most of the jungle had disappeared. Guam was the finest place I had ever visited in my life, I will always remember it and her people.
all you dumb ass haolies that are talking shit about chamorros and my island youre fucken retarded. i left guam to join the us army and the chamorros are the hardest workers america has ever seen. we bypass all you idiotic white fucks in the ranks. then we make you our bitches. then if you dont act right we beat the shit out of you and prove that we are stronger faster and better than any full blown american.
@jessetaijeron escept for the part where every high ranking member in the military is white. also there are no chomorros in office. also the illegal immigrants from mexico work harder than all you chomorros lmao. i live in guam and its the shittiest place ive ever seen with an unheard of all-time low of education levels.
all you people who are saying we are lazy and on welfare, i say thank you. dumbass people, im on a tropical island, swimming, fishing, eating BBQ everyday, then going home to my island wife ,and before you say shes fat or inbred know this on your best day you could not get her so tomorrow get up go to you job work your ass off for 9.50 make sure you pay your taxes cause i going to drink beer and eat BBQ on your dime keep up the good work you awesome americans i love that you bust your ass for me
@russellwait im on this shit-hole island, and i get all those things, and its still the shittiest place ive ever been and the people are fucking idiots
@javensme1 you must be military, right or are you ther being misrabal because your so rich you can leave but dont want to now instead of throwing insults back and forth i am going to ask you to explain your views why do you feel the island is a shit hole and why do you think the people are idiots id love to here your reasoning also where are you from you sound like some one from Texas but only two thing come from there ....steers and queers and i know your know steer so answerer and be smart ok?
@javensme1you did it awesome! good job you proved just how smart you are. i did not say you WERE from Texas, i ask IF you were from Texas. again im not going to insult you i will simply ask why you said what it was you said. i am from Michigan, i married a chamorro girl who is very proud of her heritage. so when you put her down, you put me down, and sorry boy thats not a good thing again tell me why they are idiots, and what ever it is you think. cause saying read you comment is not good enough
@russellwait oh and not only am i NOT from texas, but nice try on stealing a VERY overused quote, which failed you in usefulness because of the fact im not from texas
@javensme1 i will give you credit the quote is very overused but in some places its applicable so where or what village do you live in or do you only stay on ship or base. just wondering and just how long have you been in Guam are you a howlie, or a ....... guess i better be nice a..... great, hard working, never took anything for free African American, or other culture. i ask cause i would like to know you reason for the hate you show twords others.
@russellwait i live on base but i spend very little time on it. i try to get out and see as much of the island as i can. but most of my experiences with the people just show me that they are rude and/or ignorant and/or stupid. i dont know what a howlie is, but i am white, and i do work for a living. i work 12 hour shifts and the pay i receive for it is well below what would be considered minimum wage for the hours i put in
@javensme1 Oh yes, all hail the white man. Because everyone knows white guys are the only ones who get real jobs and make real money and are hardworkers! Really, man? No wonder people on Guam act rudely towards you. Your attitude towards other cultures/races, besides your own, is despicable. There are many faults with Guam, I will admit that. And there are the idiots who are all "671!CHAMORU PRIDE!1!" & will make the people of Guam seem moronic.But believe it or not there are intellectuals here.
@NeneLuvXD lol if you didnt notice, russelwalt was making a gesture towards black people being lazy and thieving, so i wouldnt say im any more racist than him. and i can back up my reasoning on chomorros with facts
How about fuck you and your meetings cause im 14 and your probally some old pedephile that has no friends and gets his rocks off masturbating to your ugly ass Waikiki oh by the way I'm more fit then you :D
oh my god. you all need to shut up and stop crying because he was just being hilarious. most people dont know about guam. and i, frankly, enjoy it that way. that means i dont have to share it with any of you.
Why can't the government of Guam develop programs such as the "Adopt-A-Highway" to try and clean up this place? If you care about YOUR island so much, take care of it. How can you expect other cultures to respect your culture when you don't respect yourselves? Take pride...and no, pride is not calling out someone to a fight because they voiced their opinion.
@808in671 Were a small island with many people you think we can keep up with demand? AND you think we don't have cleaning programs? Our school made us join one and we spent the whole week cleaning our island's beaches and roads.
@weareobey Here's the thing. You just said small island...many people. That means you should have plenty of help cleaning the streets. What are you talking about "demand". The demand to keep the island clean? It's great that your school MADE you join a cleaning program. How about you do it for more than one week out of the year though. Like I said, have your school or any organization "adopt" ONE mile of road and you take care of that road for the ENTIRE time you have it adopted for.
@kaniala1 Tourists man not alot of locals thats what I meant its not only us that trash our lands sure there are some of us, and I will pick up trash wherever I see it and our government sucks dick by the way if you have not noticed
@afiebhs18 wow I guess we shouldnt have won the war cause look at you people your all lazya nd fat and now we you think your better then everyone else.
I'm rich and I live in Waikiki, mostly everyone on guam is poor and depends on welfare. If you are reading this comment please read the ones before this, I have alot more to say=)
@afiebhs18 fuck you asshole you should die alone at the hospital and when the nurse comes in shes just gonna throw your body out and at your funeral everyone is gonna spit at your grave if they even come you whore
@weareobey David Letterman is so funny! Dont you think so? So were can I meet you in guam this weekend? You dont have to tell me your name, I'll just walk up to the first obese chamorro I see. Wait a minute ALL of you are obese! Waikiki for life! Yeah I live there, cause i'm rich bitch!
@chamorrosinguamsuck sad you just made an account so you can post hate comments everywhere your nothing but a whore who die posting hate comments and getting fatter bitch!
@chamorrosinguamsuck Yeah sure some of us are fat, hey some of us are even inbred but really who gives a fuck? At the end of the day all you are is some person in their precious little world all curled up in goodness and is probably some die hard USA patriot asshole who thinks the USA is the only thing you can get your rocks off too and honestly USA really sucks I mean what is there to do besides eat your food, bang your women, and go to fuckin disneyland where all your culture went to shits.
@chamorrosinguamsuck Yeah go head walk up to the first OBESE chamorro you can find cause we all know you wouldn't last a second with a fit person, Another example of America "The worlds biggest bullies" hitting on smaller races and trust me when your dead I'll still be alive cause I dont eat mcdonalds all day :)
@weareobey I really feel sorry for you. The words you decide to use in your comments show that you have very little inteligence, you must be chamorro. I'm going to be on guam (unfortunately) this weekend. I would like for us to meet, were is a good place?
Chamorros are a proud people because their pride is all they have left. The military already owns most of Guam and will own more soon. They are an unknown race and no chamorro has ever accomplished anything great so they all act tough and proud because thats all they can do. If I was chamorro from Guam, I would be very depressed. GO HAWAII!!! At least were not inbred. Haha!
@chamorrosinguamsuck Lol. You are a child beyond belief. You are a child who's parents should have spanked more for lack of respect. The monkey at the zoo who throws poop behaves better than you do. If you represent what Hawaii represents then Hawaii needs to spank their kids more. But, as far as I'm concerned, Hawaii is a wonderful place. Now, I'm not going to entertain you any further because I am an adult who recognizes juvenile activities and I have learn to brush them off. One Love People.
@chamorrosinguamsuck I'd never think that such ignorance would exsist that one would enjoy observing contempt in a culture and people that have never commited a notable injustice against anyone. And about Guam's rather insignificant role in history, yeah not much good came out, but not much bad either, if any. Perhaps an analogy? Germany contributed much to technological advancment at the cost of millions of lives.
@chamorrosinguamsuck Also, I want to say a simple Fuck You and all the island steretypes Hawai'ins like you create. You pretentious, prejudiced asshole.
"Burger eating, shotgun carrying, corrupted cops, fat lazy assholes who watch television all day, white suppremisists assholes who think they are better than everyone"
Yup...thats pretty much me. I eat burgers, carry guns, Im lazy and proud to be white.....tell us something we dont know......dummy.
@weareobey I feel sorry for you. You are chamorro and that means you dont have alot going for you. I am proud to be Hawaiian/Asian. Unfortunately for you being a Chamorro you will never be anything special. At least you can admit that you are inbred.
@chamorrosinguamsuck Congratulations! Your an uneducated asshole whos daddy probally hits you! I can tell everyone your name and no one will give a shit about you! I see people like you dying on tv all the time and it tickles me inside and I just stand here laughing while you can't do shit about it!
@chamorrosinguamsuck Oh yeah thanks for all the good things America is giving us! You guys are like our bitch! Oh also thanks Hawaii! Say hello to your queen for me!
Nobody knows anything about guam because no chamorro from guam has ever accomplished anything great. However there are many Asians and Hawaiians who have accomplished great things. Chamorros are too inbred and dumb. I feel sorry for them.
@chamorrosinguamsuck Yes we all know what Americans are! Burger eating, shotgun carrying, corrupted cops, fat lazy assholes who watch television all day, white suppremisists assholes who think they are better than everyone; not only that but you will die in a un-named grave with it saying "Little child who not only talked shit about Chamorros on youtube but also took 3 minutes of his worthless life making a youtube account for it." and everyone will celebrate your death ahahahahhahahaha!
@100PercentOJ I've been here since January 30th and I would have to agree with you. Not only are these assholes lazy but they are extremely uneducated. I hate almost everything about Guam and the people here. The only reason why I'm here is because I have to be. Once I'm able to go back to California you better believe that I won't hesitate.
no i really dont mind the military on guam, just dont assume that were 3rd world and you will die in the hospital and that we are corrupt or something cause i looked up guam in urban dictionary and it pisses me off that they say that about our island
@frankiej510 well just goes to show how dumb and ignorant americans or american soldiers are when it comes to there own territories...thinking were all on welfare just to make your nation feel better thats pathetic do us all a favor and kill yourself please
@weareobey You're American too asshole lol. I never said that all people in Guam are on welfare. Please read and comprehend what you're reading before you look ignorant and dumb. Anyway you cannot deny that over 50% of the people of Guam are on welfare. If you choose to deny that then you are an idiot. Every 1st and second of the month Payless as well as CostULess is packed full of welfare recipients. Go ahead and deny that if you choose to so I can prove you wrong. Hell I'll even make a video.
@frankiej510 Sure they can call me American but at least I know something about their territories. And why are you hitting on Guam's welfare? And stop bitching on Guam, look at Americas unemployment rate and homeless and your economies going to shit so get the fuck off my island and work on yours "asshole".
Too funny! Lania-hit Dabiit (David in Chamorro). that split on his teeth tells me he's met up with one of us. :•) Hafa Adai!
ttshiroma 2 days ago
you dont know shit about guam. dont talk about guam! david letterman show sucks you aint funny man, go change your diaper you hippie
Photay2 2 weeks ago
Guam - the key to winning the Pacific War in Hearts of Iron.
SCE2AUX 3 weeks ago
LOL @cookapig I grew up on Guam. He called us "Guamanian" that's offensive? O.o
MrsMactime 1 month ago
@MrsMactime I know right!? I am not Chamorro, if I moved to Guam and made it my home, I would be a Guamanian. How is that offensive?
808in671 4 weeks ago
Getting to know David Letterman.
He is very... Uhh...
And he also... Uhhm... Huh
He is gay and homosexual because... Uhmm. Uhhh
Getting to know David Letterman thank you very much(bows. Audience applause)
eulb8der 1 month ago
63 people can't handle a joke. I prefer(ed) Leno but this was funny.
socalguy24 1 month ago
& i am chamorro.
mjp1075x 2 months ago
uhh.. i think you cut out the part where it's supposed to be funny?? im confused.
mjp1075x 2 months ago
@mjp1075x It's Letterman, there IS no funny part.
Cowcharge 1 month ago
lol
tony1981ization 2 months ago
FUCK YOU DAVID LETTERMAN!!! I never have and i never watch your show bitch!! you make fun of ppl you dont even know a thing about! Asshole!
MrGo0dyTwoShoes 2 months ago
@MrGo0dyTwoShoes --- Wow... angry much...
bryangrossman 1 week ago
They're just so intelligent.
frankcqIII 2 months ago
how about getting to know my fist in your face!!
MrTheJoKeR671 3 months ago 2
guamanians?? tipical whites
MrTheJoKeR671 3 months ago
@MrTheJoKeR671 Yes, Letterman is correct when he said the RESIDENTS of Guam are called Guamanians. Such as residents of California are called Californians, residents of Washington are Washingtonians, Texas...Texans, Colorado...Coloradans, etc, etc, etc. NATIVES of Guam are Chamorro. Get educated...
808in671 2 months ago
What else could be expected from a Liberal, insensitive, Hollywood moron? They're in it for the money. Typical.
tomperanteau 3 months ago
OKAY REALLY?!
anntashiable 4 months ago
@drlf100
Yeah but he just skimmed through the program.
settah17 4 months ago
so this is where johnson got is knowledge on the subject...
drlf100 5 months ago
not that funny..touching on the fact that nobody knows or cares what Guam is..kinda ignorant
Marleyslist 5 months ago
DavidLletterman is the uglyest person on earth!!!!
tricko321 6 months ago
this was funny because letterman is really insulting all the stupid americans who dont know anything about guam and should. i learned about it in 4 and 5th grade geography. but too many people are so ignorant. thats what was being sold here in this skit. its really quite clever and even profound. it should make many people realize how much they dont know and should know. its not an insult to the chomorro. they should not be offfended.
bigblondman1 6 months ago
@bigblondman1 Preach
808in671 4 months ago
@808in671 thank you and amen.
bigblondman1 4 months ago
AS A POLY I FIND THIS HILARIOUS
KaNaKa5wuno 6 months ago
@KaNaKa5wuno C'Mon brah, dude were all pacific islanders, keep it loved
roccomaniac1 5 months ago
Oh joy lol =P I live in Guam x]
x3Shantastic 6 months ago
this is really offensive to us chomorro.
cookapig 7 months ago 13
@cookapig no, please dont be offended at all. you have to understand the sarcasm and innuendo of the humor of letterman. this is really an insult to so many stupid americans who have no basic geographic or historical sense. thats who he means to insult. thats why its funny. hes not insulting the chomorro or resident guamanians at all. you have to think deeply about this. too many people are too shallow to get what this really implies, as ive explained to you. please dont take it the wrong way.
bigblondman1 6 months ago
@bigblondman1 What? You think that's deep? Eh... Wow. You are retarded. You make Americans look like geniuses.
sharpnova2 5 months ago
@sharpnova2 if your not from guam what do you care. my response was to someone from guam and i directed it at them, not you. no its you and most all of you idioits on the you tube who dont understand the concept of satire. im just wasting my time trying to elvevate any of you to my level. since all of you are the idiots. you prove it with this type of response to me. you dont understand or want to so all you are capable of doing is insult me. well, talk to yourself. im not listening.
bigblondman1 5 months ago
@bigblondman1 As I said, you're not at a higher level than anyone. Nothing about this was deep. It was a real quick and obvious and shallow jab at the fact that Guam is relatively insignificant.
You think you're smarter than other people because you're so stupid that whenever anyone explains something to you.. you automatically assume it's because they misunderstood it.
Understand this: You have a very weak mind and are much less intelligent than most people here.
sharpnova2 5 months ago
@sharpnova2 im simply giving you my perspective just becuase you dont like it doesnt make me wrog and you right. so you dont agree so what. this is how i think. thats that. again youre the weak one how can you assume i have a weak mind just because you dont understand my perspective. that doesnt give you liscense to criticize me. take a long look at yourself before you condemn me or anyone. remember the old line from an old song before you abuse criticize and accuse walk a mile in my shoes.
bigblondman1 5 months ago
@bigblondman1 I do understand your perspective. That's how I know it's childish and inferior.
Done.
sharpnova2 5 months ago
@sharpnova2 no you dont if you did you would realize that its satire that letterman was using thats his style of comedy. if you understood that youd agree with me and him that its all a sarcastic joke. thats all. no need to be insulted. your sense of humor just needs to be elevated to a more esoteric level. you probably dont understand that either.
bigblondman1 5 months ago
@bigblondman1 Lol you don't get it. You think you're on a higher level but you're not.
It's obvious to everyone that you're a complete idiot.
My intelligence is far higher than yours. And most of what I understand is beyond your reach.
sharpnova2 5 months ago
@sharpnova2 again youre talking stupid. how do you know that youre more intelligent than i just because you dont like this one perspective?? thats very shallow and stupid of you. if you were intelligent as much as i you would not be so insulting or condescending. that is the mark of ignorance and arrogance not intelligence. you learn by listening not talking and in this case not by insulting but by conversing at an amicable level so as to fully understand and appreciate. you obviously never have
bigblondman1 5 months ago
@bigblondman1 You must be one stellar troll or the biggest idiot I have ever met.
Every time you speak I feel like I just got a Peter North-sized retard-shot all over my face.
You are incredibly dull. Your perspective is not subtle or deep. It's shallow, obvious, and childish. Just like you.
sharpnova2 5 months ago
you must be so shallow and self absorbed that you cant realize your own ignorance. you cannot understand me. you cannot communicate at my level which is far above yours. all you have in your limited arsenal are vulgar insulting obscene remarks. the sad part is you think that makes you somehow superior to me. actually it makes you the most childish boring clod ive ever encountered. by the way we've never met. so get your analogies strait enough of this. youre trolling as well. stop it please.
bigblondman1 5 months ago
@bigblondman1 I seriously laugh every time I read a comment from you.
You are quite possibly the dumbest person I've met on Youtube.
And I'm the smartest you've ever met.
sharpnova2 5 months ago
commenting here doesnt constitute meeting. youre being arrogant and pompous. if you want this to end thats up to you. otherwise i have plenty of time for now. id rather not waste it on you but i will not let yours or anyones insulting remarks to me go by. you stop, ill stop. you commented to me first. my original remarks were not directed at you. not liking my comments doesnt make them or me wrong. why continue to insult me? that makes you the stupid one, not the smartest. please stop.
bigblondman1 5 months ago
@bigblondman1 Nice try but nope :) I have plenty of time as well. And enough intelligence to continue making you look like the imbecile you are in new and exciting ways.
You made a converse error in your last post.
You are acting like I am trying to say your comment is wrong BECAUSE I said it was wrong. This was silly, illogical, and unintelligent.
I said your comment was wrong BECAUSE your comment is wrong.
Just because p -> q, doesn't mean q -> p. That's called the converse error.
sharpnova2 5 months ago
your entitled to your opinion. but you are not the judge of what is right and wrong ultimately. again its just youre opinion, smug as you are. this is pointless. although i have plenty of time i also have more constructive things to do. frankly youre not worth any more of my time. ive wasted enough on you. you'll be commenting to yourself from now on. if you must dedicate yourself to belittling me then you dont have much of a life. i suggest you get one. if you do have one, get a better one.
bigblondman1 5 months ago
@bigblondman1 Not much more to say than: resignation accepted.
Glad you finally saw that I was the logical one and you were incorrect.
I accept your forfeiture.
sharpnova2 5 months ago
@sharpnova2 i was not being complimentary. youre an arrogant pompous smug self absorbed man. youre getting something out of this that i never said or eluded to saying. i said youre not worth my time. how do you see compliment or acknowledgement of your logic from that.? i never conceded anything other than not wiling to waste any more of my time on you. youre simply not worth it. what you really are is pathetic. i hope you realize that someday, or youll just wallow in youre own arrogance.
bigblondman1 5 months ago
@bigblondman1 Ahh but I seem to recall you saying that you were giving up. So I said the thing most likely to piss you off and cause you to continue replying even though you said you wouldn't.
Manipulated by a superior intellect :)
I pointed out calm correct logic about the converse error. You can't disagree with pure logic. You can get pissed off by it because you're old and your brain doesn't quite work well enough to comprehend it.
And we both know you're on a lower intellectual level :)
sharpnova2 5 months ago
you think youre superior, no, youe smug. you started this by responding to my comment that was directed at someone else. only you can stop yourself. your smugness accomplishes nothing. youre not superior, youre arrogant. ill be the superior one now since ill stop after this. if you really are superior then simply stop first. but, if you respond to this, your just being deliberately childish. this means, youre not truly superior, are you? gee what a surprize!
bigblondman1 5 months ago
@bigblondman1 Lol! You can't just say that I'm childish because I respond.
That's just a copout because you hate it when I reply.
Because every time I do I force you to face the fact that I am much more intelligent than you.
If you are done replying, then thank you for the second resignation.
But just so you know, I already accepted the first one. That's two resignations.
Thank you for FINALLY seeing that I am more intelligent and correct. I bet it was my explanation of the converse error.
sharpnova2 5 months ago
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@bigblondman1 Lol! You can't just say that I'm childish because I respond.
That's just a copout because you hate it when I reply.
Because every time I do I force you to face the fact that I am much more intelligent than you.
If you are done replying, then thank you for the second resignation.
But just so you know, I already accepted the first one. That's two resignations.
Thank you for FINALLY seeing that I am more intelligent and correct. I bet it was my explanation of the converse error.
sharpnova2 5 months ago
@bigblondman1 Ahh but I seem to recall you saying that you were giving up. So I said the thing most likely to piss you off and cause you to continue replying even though you said you wouldn't.
Manipulated by a superior intellect :)
I pointed out calm correct logic about the converse error. You can't disagree with pure logic. You can get pissed off by it because you're old and your brain doesn't quite work well enough to comprehend it.
And we both know you're on a lower intellectual level :)
sharpnova2 5 months ago
@bigblondman1 - yeah. i can see how you have to think long and hard about how a show with billions of dollars wouldn't be able to look up a simple fucking history on one little worthless island, and therefore making this a joke. Keep your mouth shut you goddamn retard.
jatoran 5 months ago
@jatoran dont think that you swearing at me and responding to me as if i offended you somehow means anything more than youre the idiot. you dont understand the concept of satire thats the type of humor lerttermen performs. you just dont get it. insulting me doesnt make you any smarter either. and trying to have the last word wont either. so talk to yourself. im not listening. are you at least from guam? otherwise whats the point.
bigblondman1 5 months ago
@bigblondman1 - can you even string together a sentence without passing out? it sure doesn't look like it. This was so obviously a joke and didn't require "deep thought" for anyone with sufficient brain density. Obviously you're an idiot and you're very proud of yourself for finding the humor in this. Sorry to burst your anus, but this was glaringly obvious. You're just a fool. Deep humor in david letterman. rofl. you're humiliating.
jatoran 5 months ago
@jatoran your humiliating yourself with your own klack of command of the english language. his style of humor is satire. do you even know what satire means?? if you did you would not be so offended and lash out at me youre being ridiculous. its a joke thats all. let it go.
bigblondman1 5 months ago
@jatoran dont insult me. that doesnt prove you right and me wrong. you and others are simply ignorant of satire. and his show doesnt have billions of dolllars. its not about money its about his style of comedy. you just dont get it so you have to insult me. its all a joke that you dont get.
bigblondman1 5 months ago
@bigblondman1 - the point was that the joke was simple to get. obviously it was satire, but you seemed to think there was some "deep thought" required to get the joke. That makes you an idiot. lol you fuckin retard.
jatoran 5 months ago
@jatoran my remarks we directed at other people who were offended by it. probably because they dont understand satire. so i explained it to them the way i did. it has nothing to do with you. since you and i know it was satire then why insult or argue with me? we both agree on the point that it was satire. so thats that.
bigblondman1 5 months ago
@bigblondman1 no. that is not that. he was making fun of guam. not the senator. it was not "deep." You said it was deep and it wasnt. You are an idiot.
jatoran 5 months ago
senator? it was a joke, relax. i said satire. dont you know what that means? its a form of humor that is sarcastic and parodic. you have no idea what im talking about do you? you also didnt comprehend my previous remark. my original remarks were not directed at you but at someone else who took offense to the joke. cant you understand that.? now youre just wasting my time and yours. why must you resort to insults? do you think that makes you superior to me or right ??
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DansDeathbed06 5 months ago
@cookapig wow really, you spelled it wrong, its "chamorro" or also "chamoru," not chomorro :P your not from Guam bro.
DansDeathbed06 5 months ago
@cookapig hahahaha Just cuz they said u are guamainiacs...lol.....everything else was ok but GUAMANIACS,,,,,thats offensive......lol.....
turnon55 4 months ago
@cookapig "us chomorro" hah. There are no pure bloods left except your elders who are still alive from WWII.
SWAGG0N 3 months ago
@SWAGG0N A chamorro isn't defined just by blood, but by involvement with his or her culture.
4M473R45U 3 months ago
@cookapig
It’s now very common to hear people say, “I’m rather offended by that,” as if that gives them certain rights. It’s simply a whine. It’s no more than a whine. It has no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason to be respected as a phrase - “I’m so offended by that.” Well, so fucking what? - Stephen Fry
phxatheist 2 months ago 2
@cookapig It's just a joke. I'm Italian and if I got offended every time I heard an Italian joke I'd never get anything done. Roll with it brother!
jimdog1963 2 months ago 5
@jimdog1963 lol italian jokes arent arent really funny , even all the wop jokes on family guy arent offensive!
oiyabastard 1 week ago
@cookapig It could have been worse. At least he didn't call the native inhabitants chomorrons. This clip did get me wondering what do you call people that were born on Guam but are not chomorro? Guamanian may be correct.
FossilDiver1964 2 months ago
@cookapig
hafa dai..Seriously, get a grip. Letterman is a ass but still this was funny. My parents were from Guam and considered themselves to be Chomorro. I was born and raised in Texas and even today whenever you tell someone about Guam they know absolutely nothing of the island and its relation to the US as a whole. It seems the only mainlanders who know anything about the island were in the military. So based on that common ignorance, this is funny.
jpcruz8750 3 weeks ago
THEY ARE CALLED CHOMORRO
kebonebone 7 months ago
@kebonebone Its a comedy show he was joking
txtwister51 6 months ago
ask Hank Johnson. It probably tipped over into the ocean by now with all that spending by the democrats.
dbizzled 7 months ago 13
@dbizzled
Last i checked the senate was control by the republican's (and said bailout spending was voted in by the republican senate)
Lokivoid 2 months ago
@Lokivoid Seriously? The Dems have controlled the senate since January of 2007. The bailout spending was voted on by a Dem senate, though some GOPs also voted for it. The first round, anyway, not the second.
GreatDarkSpot 2 months ago
@GreatDarkSpot Don't be a pawn, the Democrat/Republican paradigm is a false one, they're playing us against each other. Both sides are controlled by the same interests at the top.
Stillwater900 2 months ago
lol cool
paulinotou 7 months ago
Which is why this skit is appropriate because the average American in the United States learned everything they know about Guam from TV...and that is next to nothing. And vice versa...The average person who never left Guam only know what they know about the US from what they seen on TV. Which (as you say) is watching TV, stealing, cheating, etc. That is all entertainment...which what this video exactly is...ENTERTAINMENT. Stop taking things so personally. Letterman said nothing bad Guam.
808in671 7 months ago
For one thing, it's not "howlie"...or "howlies"...or "haoli"...or "haolis". Stop using the word if you don't know what it means or even how to spell it.
808in671 7 months ago
You stupid white american's!
Making fun of our island. We're civilized. During WWII, you retards abanded our people, leaving us with the invasion of the Japanese Army.
Now you people are coming here taking our land and breaking your promises.
This isn't America anymore. It's nothing but a white man's country with no culture but to watch TV, buy, steal, and drink with their friends.
You potty mouths. Cheaters. America isn't what it used to be.
MicroHelper 7 months ago
@MicroHelper Pretty sure it was the US Military and not just white Americans. You just proved how ignorant you are by judging the entire country by what you see on TV. No culture? Watching TV, buying, stealing, and drinking could be the culture...but guess what? It's not. Are you saying that there are no Chamorros that do the same?
808in671 7 months ago
@808in671 We've been modernized by the system of America. I'm not judging. It's so fucking obvious what America is now.
MicroHelper 7 months ago
@MicroHelper said "America isn't what it used to be." That's just NOT true! America has always been this way and that's what makes it the greatest of all NON-tipping but sometimes wobbly nations! Oh and on another matter, would you Guamanians or Guamicians be offended if the name changes along with the coastline? I believe, depending on which side is up, it's either G U A M or M A U G.
jrspsb 7 months ago
@jrspsb That isn't true. America used to grow on God as their provider and religion. Everything was stable. But now everything is corrupted.
MicroHelper 7 months ago
the dumbest thing i ever saw was from a white dude.
he went to go get some shit out of his locker. he did the combo for his padlock, pulled it off and couldnt get his door opened. so he put the padlock back on reset it then redid te combo. took it back off anfd tried again thinking the padlock was faulty.
#2: a white boy came and said " SGT i dont know if this tire is flat cause its flat on the bottom but round on top.
jessetaijeron 7 months ago
@jessetaijeron cool story bro
AbartsWorld 7 months ago
with facts? dumb ass the most retarded people i ever met in my life are white. even white people are ashamed to say theyre white. come on now get serious. only difference is that ou white fucks are scattered everywhere. but the ratio of retarded white people so far ive seen and met are 2 out of 3
jessetaijeron 7 months ago
beedoggg? fag ass name you cunt. you aint taking shit pussy.
javensme1 rude, ignorant, and stupid? thats the problem you white people are quick to judge .going to our homeland and thinking youre better than we are . what else would you expect? its people like yourself that have us acting the way we do toward you
jessetaijeron 8 months ago
javensme youre 43? fuck it ill take it youre just losing your fucking mind already you fuck tard. you already got one foot in the grave bitch watch your mouth before some chamorro comes and kicks the other one right out from under you.
jessetaijeron 8 months ago
@jessetaijeron you mad bro? lmao you fuckin talk a big game dude but i bet i can take ya
Beedoggg 8 months ago
javensme ill still whoop that bitch ass of yours. and no theyre not white you dumb fuck. just cause white people suck the most dick and try the hardest to show off whie doing nothing but cupping balls does not mean theyre highet ranking. they just have the softest hands with the strongest jaws you nob slobbing fag. immigrants? are you fucken serious you are by far the dumbest punk bitch of all
jessetaijeron 8 months ago
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@jessetaijeron Nobody knows anything about guam because no chamorro from guam has ever accomplished anything great. However there are many Asians and Hawaiians who have accomplished great things. Chamorros are too inbred and dumb. I feel sorry for them.
chamorrosinguamsuck 8 months ago
@chamorrosinguamsuck Chamorro's are to inbred and dumb? Maybe if read up on Chamorro history you will see that Chamorros were one of the greatest navigators of the ocean. ALSO, it was Chamorros had invented the fasted hand mad boat in their time. None have done so since.
And when you look at a Latte stone that have been carved by hand and is taller then YOU. Tell me was nothing great ever achieved by Chamorros?
DeedeeBtq 4 months ago
@chamorrosinguamsuck
I know those were all achieved in the past but can you blame us? Look at the countries who have brought the greatest inventions. The islands that Chamorros come from are small and very few. On Guam our resources are not the kinds to invent amazing items of this century. The resources on our island are for survival. What did you want us to do create an ipod out of coral? Chamorros did great things where it REALLY counted. Our ancestors did great things for our survival.
DeedeeBtq 4 months ago
@DeedeeBtq God Bless the Chamorro people. I Lived on Guam for 4 years from 1963 to 1967. It was extremely beautiful back then. I had the chance to stop there for about 18 hours during a layover on a flight back to the states from Okinawa. It was depressing to see all, if not most of the jungle had disappeared. Guam was the finest place I had ever visited in my life, I will always remember it and her people.
jardail 3 months ago 2
all you dumb ass haolies that are talking shit about chamorros and my island youre fucken retarded. i left guam to join the us army and the chamorros are the hardest workers america has ever seen. we bypass all you idiotic white fucks in the ranks. then we make you our bitches. then if you dont act right we beat the shit out of you and prove that we are stronger faster and better than any full blown american.
jessetaijeron 8 months ago 2
@jessetaijeron escept for the part where every high ranking member in the military is white. also there are no chomorros in office. also the illegal immigrants from mexico work harder than all you chomorros lmao. i live in guam and its the shittiest place ive ever seen with an unheard of all-time low of education levels.
javensme1 8 months ago
all you people who are saying we are lazy and on welfare, i say thank you. dumbass people, im on a tropical island, swimming, fishing, eating BBQ everyday, then going home to my island wife ,and before you say shes fat or inbred know this on your best day you could not get her so tomorrow get up go to you job work your ass off for 9.50 make sure you pay your taxes cause i going to drink beer and eat BBQ on your dime keep up the good work you awesome americans i love that you bust your ass for me
russellwait 8 months ago
@russellwait im on this shit-hole island, and i get all those things, and its still the shittiest place ive ever been and the people are fucking idiots
javensme1 8 months ago
@javensme1 you must be military, right or are you ther being misrabal because your so rich you can leave but dont want to now instead of throwing insults back and forth i am going to ask you to explain your views why do you feel the island is a shit hole and why do you think the people are idiots id love to here your reasoning also where are you from you sound like some one from Texas but only two thing come from there ....steers and queers and i know your know steer so answerer and be smart ok?
russellwait 8 months ago
@russellwait Here's my reasoning, go back and read your comment LOL
javensme1 8 months ago
@javensme1you did it awesome! good job you proved just how smart you are. i did not say you WERE from Texas, i ask IF you were from Texas. again im not going to insult you i will simply ask why you said what it was you said. i am from Michigan, i married a chamorro girl who is very proud of her heritage. so when you put her down, you put me down, and sorry boy thats not a good thing again tell me why they are idiots, and what ever it is you think. cause saying read you comment is not good enough
russellwait 8 months ago
@russellwait oh and not only am i NOT from texas, but nice try on stealing a VERY overused quote, which failed you in usefulness because of the fact im not from texas
javensme1 8 months ago
@javensme1 i will give you credit the quote is very overused but in some places its applicable so where or what village do you live in or do you only stay on ship or base. just wondering and just how long have you been in Guam are you a howlie, or a ....... guess i better be nice a..... great, hard working, never took anything for free African American, or other culture. i ask cause i would like to know you reason for the hate you show twords others.
russellwait 8 months ago
@russellwait i live on base but i spend very little time on it. i try to get out and see as much of the island as i can. but most of my experiences with the people just show me that they are rude and/or ignorant and/or stupid. i dont know what a howlie is, but i am white, and i do work for a living. i work 12 hour shifts and the pay i receive for it is well below what would be considered minimum wage for the hours i put in
javensme1 8 months ago
@javensme1 Oh yes, all hail the white man. Because everyone knows white guys are the only ones who get real jobs and make real money and are hardworkers! Really, man? No wonder people on Guam act rudely towards you. Your attitude towards other cultures/races, besides your own, is despicable. There are many faults with Guam, I will admit that. And there are the idiots who are all "671!CHAMORU PRIDE!1!" & will make the people of Guam seem moronic.But believe it or not there are intellectuals here.
NeneLuvXD 8 months ago
@NeneLuvXD lol if you didnt notice, russelwalt was making a gesture towards black people being lazy and thieving, so i wouldnt say im any more racist than him. and i can back up my reasoning on chomorros with facts
javensme1 8 months ago
Tell you the truth Guam is full of mix Asian.
Hikupat1 8 months ago
@Hikupat1 spanish is not asian, yur just refering to the to the north part where all the fobs are at. + one german asian. (me)haha
themetaldrum671 8 months ago
@themetaldrum671 Yeah.. Haha. Good one.
Hikupat1 8 months ago
How about fuck you and your meetings cause im 14 and your probally some old pedephile that has no friends and gets his rocks off masturbating to your ugly ass Waikiki oh by the way I'm more fit then you :D
weareobey 9 months ago
I love Guamaniacs! :)
ohmss069 9 months ago
oh my god. you all need to shut up and stop crying because he was just being hilarious. most people dont know about guam. and i, frankly, enjoy it that way. that means i dont have to share it with any of you.
margaritaatiragram 9 months ago
AND at least we respect other peoples culture...Oh yeah and everything made from America is shit, China makes better shit than you
weareobey 9 months ago
@afiebhs18 Too bad the government of your "USA" made all of you Americans their bitches and you guys are too blind to see it...
weareobey 9 months ago
@afiebhs18 wow nvm about this shit your just gonna keep hating but i guess theres gonna be at least a few haters
bejaxx999 9 months ago
Why can't the government of Guam develop programs such as the "Adopt-A-Highway" to try and clean up this place? If you care about YOUR island so much, take care of it. How can you expect other cultures to respect your culture when you don't respect yourselves? Take pride...and no, pride is not calling out someone to a fight because they voiced their opinion.
808in671 9 months ago
@808in671 Were a small island with many people you think we can keep up with demand? AND you think we don't have cleaning programs? Our school made us join one and we spent the whole week cleaning our island's beaches and roads.
weareobey 9 months ago
@weareobey Here's the thing. You just said small island...many people. That means you should have plenty of help cleaning the streets. What are you talking about "demand". The demand to keep the island clean? It's great that your school MADE you join a cleaning program. How about you do it for more than one week out of the year though. Like I said, have your school or any organization "adopt" ONE mile of road and you take care of that road for the ENTIRE time you have it adopted for.
kaniala1 9 months ago
@kaniala1 Tourists man not alot of locals thats what I meant its not only us that trash our lands sure there are some of us, and I will pick up trash wherever I see it and our government sucks dick by the way if you have not noticed
weareobey 8 months ago
@afiebhs18 wow i was talking about you and really your fat mother fucker bitch shit hole with no life but calling chamorros fat
bejaxx999 9 months ago
@afiebhs18 wow I guess we shouldnt have won the war cause look at you people your all lazya nd fat and now we you think your better then everyone else.
bejaxx999 9 months ago
I'm rich and I live in Waikiki, mostly everyone on guam is poor and depends on welfare. If you are reading this comment please read the ones before this, I have alot more to say=)
chamorrosinguamsuck 9 months ago
@afiebhs18 fuck you asshole you should die alone at the hospital and when the nurse comes in shes just gonna throw your body out and at your funeral everyone is gonna spit at your grave if they even come you whore
bejaxx999 9 months ago
@weareobey David Letterman is so funny! Dont you think so? So were can I meet you in guam this weekend? You dont have to tell me your name, I'll just walk up to the first obese chamorro I see. Wait a minute ALL of you are obese! Waikiki for life! Yeah I live there, cause i'm rich bitch!
chamorrosinguamsuck 9 months ago
@chamorrosinguamsuck If you don't like Guam so much Get the FUCK out! As simple as that.
Have a nice day.
IslandSoldierGUAM 9 months ago
@chamorrosinguamsuck sad you just made an account so you can post hate comments everywhere your nothing but a whore who die posting hate comments and getting fatter bitch!
bejaxx999 9 months ago
@chamorrosinguamsuck Yeah sure some of us are fat, hey some of us are even inbred but really who gives a fuck? At the end of the day all you are is some person in their precious little world all curled up in goodness and is probably some die hard USA patriot asshole who thinks the USA is the only thing you can get your rocks off too and honestly USA really sucks I mean what is there to do besides eat your food, bang your women, and go to fuckin disneyland where all your culture went to shits.
weareobey 9 months ago
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weareobey 9 months ago
And Waikiki? And rich? congratulations you could afford internet just like the other billions of people. And I bet your fat and inbred.
weareobey 9 months ago
@chamorrosinguamsuck Yeah go head walk up to the first OBESE chamorro you can find cause we all know you wouldn't last a second with a fit person, Another example of America "The worlds biggest bullies" hitting on smaller races and trust me when your dead I'll still be alive cause I dont eat mcdonalds all day :)
weareobey 9 months ago
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@weareobey So I'm here on island were can I meet your fat ass?
chamorrosinguamsuck 9 months ago
@weareobey I really feel sorry for you. The words you decide to use in your comments show that you have very little inteligence, you must be chamorro. I'm going to be on guam (unfortunately) this weekend. I would like for us to meet, were is a good place?
chamorrosinguamsuck 9 months ago
@weareobey "I wish them many 9/11s" Only an inbred chamorro from guam would say that. HAHA!
chamorrosinguamsuck 9 months ago
I wish them many 9/11's -.-
weareobey 9 months ago
YEAH FUCK THE USA
weareobey 9 months ago
@kish55678 Can you explain how Guam is more modern than Hawai'i?
808in671 9 months ago
Chamorros are a proud people because their pride is all they have left. The military already owns most of Guam and will own more soon. They are an unknown race and no chamorro has ever accomplished anything great so they all act tough and proud because thats all they can do. If I was chamorro from Guam, I would be very depressed. GO HAWAII!!! At least were not inbred. Haha!
chamorrosinguamsuck 9 months ago
@chamorrosinguamsuck Lol. You are a child beyond belief. You are a child who's parents should have spanked more for lack of respect. The monkey at the zoo who throws poop behaves better than you do. If you represent what Hawaii represents then Hawaii needs to spank their kids more. But, as far as I'm concerned, Hawaii is a wonderful place. Now, I'm not going to entertain you any further because I am an adult who recognizes juvenile activities and I have learn to brush them off. One Love People.
quipster671 9 months ago
@chamorrosinguamsuck I'd never think that such ignorance would exsist that one would enjoy observing contempt in a culture and people that have never commited a notable injustice against anyone. And about Guam's rather insignificant role in history, yeah not much good came out, but not much bad either, if any. Perhaps an analogy? Germany contributed much to technological advancment at the cost of millions of lives.
epitomeofenigma1 9 months ago
@chamorrosinguamsuck Also, I want to say a simple Fuck You and all the island steretypes Hawai'ins like you create. You pretentious, prejudiced asshole.
-Sincerely, an Islander
epitomeofenigma1 9 months ago
@chamorrosinguamsuck Haha too bad no one likes you
weareobey 9 months ago
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bkjeffrey 9 months ago
@bkjeffrey and your point is?
weareobey 9 months ago
"Burger eating, shotgun carrying, corrupted cops, fat lazy assholes who watch television all day, white suppremisists assholes who think they are better than everyone"
Yup...thats pretty much me. I eat burgers, carry guns, Im lazy and proud to be white.....tell us something we dont know......dummy.
bkjeffrey 9 months ago
@bkjeffrey your also a fag
russellwait 8 months ago
@bkjeffrey your also a fag coarse you knew that but others might have thought you were only retarted so now they know everything
russellwait 8 months ago
@weareobey I feel sorry for you. You are chamorro and that means you dont have alot going for you. I am proud to be Hawaiian/Asian. Unfortunately for you being a Chamorro you will never be anything special. At least you can admit that you are inbred.
chamorrosinguamsuck 9 months ago
@chamorrosinguamsuck Congratulations! Your an uneducated asshole whos daddy probally hits you! I can tell everyone your name and no one will give a shit about you! I see people like you dying on tv all the time and it tickles me inside and I just stand here laughing while you can't do shit about it!
weareobey 9 months ago
@chamorrosinguamsuck Oh yeah thanks for all the good things America is giving us! You guys are like our bitch! Oh also thanks Hawaii! Say hello to your queen for me!
weareobey 9 months ago
@chamorrosinguamsuck Oh wait your Hawaiin and Asian? So your fat and have a small dick? Damn dude thats rough for you! Your parents made a monster!
weareobey 9 months ago
Nobody knows anything about guam because no chamorro from guam has ever accomplished anything great. However there are many Asians and Hawaiians who have accomplished great things. Chamorros are too inbred and dumb. I feel sorry for them.
chamorrosinguamsuck 9 months ago
@chamorrosinguamsuck Yes we all know what Americans are! Burger eating, shotgun carrying, corrupted cops, fat lazy assholes who watch television all day, white suppremisists assholes who think they are better than everyone; not only that but you will die in a un-named grave with it saying "Little child who not only talked shit about Chamorros on youtube but also took 3 minutes of his worthless life making a youtube account for it." and everyone will celebrate your death ahahahahhahahaha!
weareobey 9 months ago 2
Wrong. The locals of Guam are known as either: Dipshits, retards, Chamorrons, Chamonkeys, idiots, fuck nuggets, and fat shit lazy retards.
100PercentOJ 10 months ago
@100PercentOJ I've been here since January 30th and I would have to agree with you. Not only are these assholes lazy but they are extremely uneducated. I hate almost everything about Guam and the people here. The only reason why I'm here is because I have to be. Once I'm able to go back to California you better believe that I won't hesitate.
frankiej510 9 months ago
LANYAHHH!! Well get educated! haha
bErLiNdA789 10 months ago
@ExtremeRocker671 wow i hope you know guam isnt a country.
quidachayjordan 10 months ago
no i really dont mind the military on guam, just dont assume that were 3rd world and you will die in the hospital and that we are corrupt or something cause i looked up guam in urban dictionary and it pisses me off that they say that about our island
weareobey 10 months ago
To all the military: GET OFF MY ISLAND!
weareobey 10 months ago
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@weareobey AND TAKE YOUR MONEY WITH YOU!
ExtremePeppers 10 months ago
@weareobey To all the dumbshit welfare collecting lazy assholes in Guam. We will leave your island once you get off of welfare.
frankiej510 9 months ago
@frankiej510 well just goes to show how dumb and ignorant americans or american soldiers are when it comes to there own territories...thinking were all on welfare just to make your nation feel better thats pathetic do us all a favor and kill yourself please
weareobey 9 months ago
@weareobey You're American too asshole lol. I never said that all people in Guam are on welfare. Please read and comprehend what you're reading before you look ignorant and dumb. Anyway you cannot deny that over 50% of the people of Guam are on welfare. If you choose to deny that then you are an idiot. Every 1st and second of the month Payless as well as CostULess is packed full of welfare recipients. Go ahead and deny that if you choose to so I can prove you wrong. Hell I'll even make a video.
frankiej510 9 months ago
@frankiej510 Sure they can call me American but at least I know something about their territories. And why are you hitting on Guam's welfare? And stop bitching on Guam, look at Americas unemployment rate and homeless and your economies going to shit so get the fuck off my island and work on yours "asshole".
weareobey 9 months ago