HEY MAMI YOU SEXY!

[bigEluv10]

@vickytoria0123 actually she says I'm peash

[vickytoria0123]

i mean at 7:29

[vickytoria0123]

Omg at 7:30 babytard said im p***ed lol

[Petersen413]

EVERYONE GO TO 7:25 ITS THE MOST HILARIOUS PART! please? :3

[FillishTV]

schmorgorshbord comes from the swedish word smörgåsbord, which means like.. Lots of different foods.

[youngcarterhf26]

this was the most horable video eva ...juss sayn

[prattunbc1]

hey mami you suck, rename 

[XxToHellAndBackxX]

I have that nerf gun....

[11BroDee]

I got a paper that said I owe $70 to the playboy magazine. It had 3 naked women on it. I peed myself.

[raauuwwr]

smörgåsbord!! haha sounds so funny when someone say it in english, it's a swedish word :D

[mattbemyname]

I laughed so hard at Babytard! "I'm pished!"

[MISSJIGGLYPUFF97]

@ cayla A1 well i understand u go the dates mixed up so r u goin to say sorry ...

[MISSJIGGLYPUFF97]

@ caylaA1 but if he was born on the 10th of December and the Video was uploaded on the 8 th December than mummy yard would have been very prego cause It would have been 2 days before his birth ..... So he might be born or u might have the wrong date but who cares cause he is the cutest baby in the whole wide world !!!!

[CaylaA1]

@MISSJIGGLYPUFF97 HE WAS BORN IN JUNE NOT DECEMBER!

[silverpearlization]

shmorgasbord is a swedish word

[MegaCoffebean]

shay is soo skinny now.I think i speak for everyone when i say i can really tell the difference

[MISSJIGGLYPUFF97]

@Awesome271201 he isn't born yet

[CaylaA1]

@MISSJIGGLYPUFF97 Yes,he is Roctard was born Dec. 10th 2010. This was uploaded Dec 8th 2010 so he was born.

[EllEiEllE]

@CaylaA1 I'm pretty sure Rocktard was born in June...

[CaylaA1]

@EllEiEllE Oops I meant June i was looking at the date oif the video and put that by mistake.

[MISSJIGGLYPUFF97]

BABYTARD HANG UP THE PHONE the convocation is over ... LOL hhahaaha

[awesome271201]

Wheres rocktard

[KawaiiLover3]

Awww Malichi is such an awsome dog instead of attacking babytard h just followed her around

[cottoncandygirl3335]

Isn't shmogagborge what the rat on charlotte's web says?

[kiara3985]

Can you please be my dad we would have alot of fun together

[biskut0024]

Be my dad?

[livnicole1]

babytard:I'M PISSHED! :D

[iluvturtles101]

I love Shaytards

[sillyk98]

My dad just go dance central 2 today but we didn't play it yet. I should just give it to sontard and watch him play. :)

[likekaymae]

Lol @ the intercom(:

[UNnormalJUSTrandom]

GO BSU! I LIVE IN BOISE BABY! WOO!

[PuppyGirl29]

Did you guys relize at 7:25 shay said "Are you pissed?" Babytard said "I pished!" Lol that was funny!

[snackiinismycat]

Looking back at this in Idaho, Shay lost S O M U C H weight<3

[darkria4]

Are you gonna get the second one? :3

[Jiggester]

Awww i miss the classic SHAYTARDS

[goodlife6942]

wow lol that is one overgrown puppy his a damn black pony.

[chocolateluvver247]

Shay: are you pissed?

Babytard: I pish!

so PDP xD

[MRawesome689]

anyone notice shay said ribs 2 times

[Bonelessinferno]

5:15 babytards practicing for later in life? :D

[jJuvyCrim]

@Bonelessinferno haha good one

[sarahdarandomer]

I so want this game but I have a White xbox the cam would look stupid cos it black but my bro has it I have been asking him to get it for age but still no :( and I have no room for it I'm my room x x x

[David44284]

I have dance central.I always dance to Soulja Boy{A.K.A Soulja Bieber

[Monster4rmda559]

1:24

[emtabby]

yah we get tha,lto inso m phnecal but lettersgrr suid pple getting into debt and then moving house :-\

[AndreaAndChristinaTv]

You gotta put it on perform it

[AndreaAndChristinaTv]

I have that game

[Chatmay]

This was the first time I have watched your videos...very funny! I just got Dance Central as well, and I love it! My son also likes the Sonic kinect game...might try that one too.

[Singingroxx34]

Take the Xbox and put it on its side... I have one and the disks always get stuck in the modem itself. If you dont want a big ring around your disk, flip in on the side(:

[TheGfiore]

shaytrads Awesome family!!!!

[mrandres215]

XBOX 360? SHAYTARDS YOU GUYS HAVE NICE TASTE! no lie

[signactsing17]

@CMarzTV... he used to be hot... lol but hes getting there again!

[SeattleSeahawksGirl]

@signactsing17 Oh...he's there now! (;

[signactsing17]

@SeattleSeahawksGirl oh my god i know right! he looks like logan! i dont know who i like looking at more now... lol DILEMMA!

[SeattleSeahawksGirl]

@signactsing17 Totally, JUST like Logan.(: Haha, yeah. hard to tell them apart!!

[MrToothfairy22]

ahh love sontards dancing he hasnt really been doing any in the recent vlogs!!!

[chowelinic]

hahahaha "shut up I got it right!"

[CMarzTV]

how did he get that woman? oh mannnn tell me the secrettt lol

[biglol94]

smörgåsbord in swedich comes frome the words smörgås that mens sandwich and bord that mens table. sorry fore my bad spelling

[agentjucey]

i blinked everytime mommy tard shot the screen

[AnnaandJessrthebest]

did anyone else see babytard singing " hey mami .. you sexy "

[DrexCore]

@AnnaandJessrthebest thats why its called Hey mami you sexy...

[AnnaandJessrthebest]

@DrexCore that & cause that's the name of the song...

[vickytoria0123]

@AnnaandJessrthebest when is that

[AnnaandJessrthebest]

@vickytoria0123 i think after they dance. or during. idk haha

[TheGadgetMan24]

Mommytard is soooooooo frickin fiiiiiiiiit

[tyler19976]

you guys seem like one happy ass family

[TommyTrain99]

Thumbs up if you flinched when mommytard and daddytard where shooting the bullets

[twilightlink261]

watch?v=GwD5tg-UUps

Hey guys, can you watch my horror film trailer ;D!

[rockerojuan]

LOL @ 04:23 I was about to say "There's a ghost on the cabinet door glass", but then after further investigation, I've came to the conclusion that it was Princesstard's reflection =^P

[TheMortalMuse]

This video reminded me how much weight shay has lost! :O

[MiniVloggerz]

I love dance central, soo fun and the fact it's added with shaytards is even better x

[HurrDurr2012]

I yike this intro da most

[littlepink95]

Babytard was mouthing "hey momi you sexy"

[amare420]

make sure u get just dance 3....toby turner is in the trailer ^-^

[kaileybell9080]

No get just dance 2 on wii

[ubibi10101]

I blinked every time they hit the camera with the Nerf gun :/

[DuncanDunn]

malichi is so well trained! well done shay!

[LostInSpaceCity]

lol, did babytard say "I'm pissed" at 7:29? Friggin' hilarious.

[GeorgiaDalleywater]

Whats a corn dog ?? i dont think we hvae them in england :L

[SHAYTARDSFANHERE]

@GeorgiaDalleywater No we don't :( But i've had one once before and there delicious :p tehe

[Kaitlyn94Marie]

@shaytardsfan1998 it's also fred meyer <---- this spelling.

[Kaitlyn94Marie]

@shaytardsfan1998 fred meijer and meijer aren't the same either.

[Kaitlyn94Marie]

@shaytardsfan1998 Meijer and walmart are two totally different stores!

[MRawesome689]

lol he said ribs 2 times

[Gamerflashproduction]

haha didnt know you guys have an xbox!

[hillbillydeluxe2995]

@rachelsmexyful thanks

[rachelsmexyful]

@hillbillydeluxe2995 not being serious fag. and good job at getting right back at me with that comment.

[hillbillydeluxe2995]

@rachelsmexyful ok well you were dumb enough to comment on what i said so? yeah

[rachelsmexyful]

@hillbillydeluxe2995 how does that make me dumb, faggot? stop talking to me hillbilly.

[hillbillydeluxe2995]

@rachelsmexyful hahaha faggot faggot faggot is that the best you got???

[rachelsmexyful]

@hillbillydeluxe2995 shut up dumbass. why are you looking for a fight?? youre retarded beyond belief, oh that make sense. because your a hillbilly. get a life and stop fucking with me

[hillbillydeluxe2995]

@rachelsmexyful well you were dumb enough to comment on what i said so? yeah

[TheMagicMan410]

Hey mommy u sexy

[smellyboyband]

DONNIE THE DART!!!!!!



[AliyahM27]

WATCH THE MOVIE STEP UP 3 BEST DANCR MOVIE EVER THE KIDS WILL WATCH IT OVER AND OVER I KNOW MY 5 YEAR OLD COUSIN DID AND HES JUST LIKE SONTARD !!!!

[TechGamerr]

You guys need the michael Jackson experience for xbox kinect!!! It's so freaking fun!! I'd love to c sontard do it!!

[pedrodude90]

BEST INTRO!!!

[alexsanderstarr]

ich glaube der hund ist genervt o.0

[Omazingweirdo]

pause at 4:23 princesstard is in the mirror



[JessiexG]

id love to be a member of the shaytards family!

[XClarkeyBoiX]

U should have a son called re... :D

[lovesnickers18]

ANYHOOZLES!

[girisawesomeness]

HEY MAMI ... U SEXII

[DANIELLEtARD181992]

who noticed the jesse mccartney song SHAKE

[13Crisangel]

hm, this is really making me think of trading my DS lite for the Xbox Kinect, cause I hardly ever play on my DS, and so I can have both the Wii & Xbox... :)

[Revelations95]

wait if he can get her i can get lisa ann

[lalala765100]

DANCE CENTRAL IS SOOOOOOOO FUN!!!!

[Br0Coolstory]

ALL CAPS RAGE

[kutemamma]

I dont really like Sontard

[kerwin9701]

@kutemamma so if you do like sontard dont the videos you troll

[kerwin9701]

@kerwin9701 watch



[anythingbrunomars]

dude thats what is happening with my first cell phone. i got a map and marked every state that i got a call from. finished that.....every state

[hellokaka33]

i wuld have fun in your family lol

[akadance82]

BOISE STATE BRONCOS! YEAH BABY

[kyah515]

this was my first shaytards video... i remember the day exactly . .. i was looking up the song hey mami from dance central and i found this . and something told me to watch it. ive been hooked ever since

[mantonacci100]

SAME WITH ME LOL

[z0mbe11]

shay do you have live and if not get it and ad me as a friend

[z0mbe11]

my name is not the same as my youtube name

[VANQUISHER141]

I FREAKING LOVE YURE DOG SHAY!!!!!!

[cheertheatre2011]

yall r having so much fun with those nerf guns(:

[ViracochaEvra]

That father Shaytard is the guy from the sexy chick parody...

[Shannonbieber23]

not wikapedia!!!!! they lie!!

[bekahmay96]

did i hear babytard say pissed

[MsBlinggirl]

@bekahmay96 maybe she said im fished as in im finished lol

[rainbowgirl1124]

@bekahmay96 No she said IM PISHH

[helpmeplease94]

go for it sontard

[MissLimePanda]

lol I love it when Shay say that Malachi is a puppy when he's like 3ft tall, and my dog is like 1 ft tall XP

[password9319]

I never noticed that white patch on malachis chest...

[SeptimusLover]

@ homieb1030 haha so did i

[homieb1030]

i flinched every time they shot the nerf gun at the camera.

[MrDogboy12]

i want 1 of those intercom things

[deeaxident]

3:00 - 3:05 sounds like jack black 

[TheGodLikeMouth]

Smörgåsbord

Swedish buffet in one plate, a giant variety of foods.

that's why

[bolomps38]

that girl is actually pretty hot

[XxyayitstaylorxX]

We got a new number when we moved into our new house, and they called for someone all the time. Then a couple months later my dad went to get the oil changed I guess and they needed our number and the guy looking over the chart was like "Oh! This is my old number, do you ever get calls for me?"

[jmarquis52]

i love this



[Rishianalust]

Wow... wish I had grown up with an awesome mom and dad like that. All I got was a boring mother and no dad >,>

[Thisisyourworld]

haha this was the first shaytards vid i ever watched!

[nicehalokid]

that is a cute dog

[Thuyjr]

When babytard heard that she said me pissed

[Marancacodemon]

It´s smörgåsbord, and it´s swedish. It´s direct translation is " table of sandwiches" so smörgås = sandwich and bord = table. But as you said it´s a table with large quantities of good stuff! :)

Hugs from Sweden!

[lsean]

wtf is this shit?

[EnglishTophat]

@lsean I concur, this is stupid.

[kylesmomisabitch221]

Princesstard is the younger version of Grace Helbig.

[SillyOrangeZebra]

haaha he's stuck in slomo!

[TheAleaLynn123]

I LOVE HOW YOU CALLED THEM OVER THE INTER COME THING sorry my comuter was on caps.........so ya

[Joybutterfly1977]

Lol! Go ShayCarl! This video, best one yet! Still watching! Can I be a fan!?

[Joybutterfly1977]

Need more Dance Revolution!! Go Mami! Go babytard! Go sontard! Go princesstard!

[meglegstew]

THATS A PUPPY!!!!?!?!?! THAT DOG COULD EAT ME!!!

[XxCocaColaxX100]

You just need to pop some call of duty in there and your good to go except your a fucking noob with xbox just saying

[TehGeez]

I have that gun that she uses

[Lilmakeuplover]

Does princesstard have pink extensions?

[crazyboondocker]

Mommytard... DANCE your ass off......

[missjessanpessan]

It is Swedish Smörgåsbord.... it is a spread of food choices on a table.

but translated to English it means sandwichtable ^^

[MrKungFu]

shit when did rick ross become white

[rayhealey1]

alright shaytards are part of team sniper

also screw the xbox kinect controlers r over 9000 times better whos with me

[rayhealey1]

cool but im 10 times better a sniper ha ha ha

[Pk0Rs94]

your a really good dad to them

[Lalacaluvxxx]

Random phone call: "Shut up, we dont want your money!"...hahahaha i LOVE THIS FAMILY.

[uzi786kkk]

r0fl u tards never fail to make me r0fl

[mhmuod9]

1:52 ohh i wish if she was my lil sister shes cute ^.^

[itsfaith77]

I WANT TO SEE SHAY AND SONTARD DO THE SOULJA BOY ON THAT GAME XD OR DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT BY SNOOP DOGG XD

[BenevolentlyMe]

I had that problem with my last home phone.. I gave up because we got more collection calls for the last owner of the number than calls for us! Cell phone FTW ;)

[itskevinh]

=]

[tropical401]

I think babytard meant to say "I'm finished." lol

[MsEazye2010]

i love dance central

[SarriBeari]

Like if dance central brought u here

[TheZOOOPS]

I was one of those people

[DinomiteRex]

1:25 it sounds like mommytard is having an orgasim

[hsmof30]

amazingly funny as heck !!!! x3000,000,000. keep doing more videos cant wait to watch them!

[Left2die7]

Poker face is easiest on Dance Central

[benicex3]

@Left2die7 ikr

[benicex3]

@Left2die7 wait no satifaction is