he probably got made fun of when he was young, so now he's very sensitive of what people think of him, causing him to studder because of low confidence, i know this because..
it had happen to me. BUT all that aside he's a great COMEDIAN!
@goodlukeing He addressed this on Nobody Likes Onions. He said that he's afraid to use this joke, along with his rainbow bit, since he saw Demetri's special. He worked with him for a while, and has let him know that he has similar bits.
DO NOT READ! A little over 20years ago a 12 year old boy was playing with his basketball in the street on Acto Street, NJ. Some teenagers who were drag racing on motorcycles weren't paying attention and ran him over and killed him. it is said that if you go on Acto Street, turn off your car, and blink your headlights 3 times you will see the figure of him bouncing the ball. Now that you have read this you must post this on 4 other messages in the next 10min, or you will die in an auto accident
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he probably got made fun of when he was young, so now he's very sensitive of what people think of him, causing him to studder because of low confidence, i know this because..
it had happen to me. BUT all that aside he's a great COMEDIAN!
sk8er1alex 3 weeks ago
rofllll o my gosh im crying i keep playing the " were both white *pow*" so funny
chaserbaser1988 1 year ago
ahahaha
ichibanhahn 1 year ago
holy shit that was funny ahahaha
MrJbusy 1 year ago
his penis has teeth?
DiabolicHaphazard 1 year ago
@DiabolicHaphazard well nobody has a sweet tooth your teeth dont taste but your penis has sex!
Shamanmagic95 1 year ago
Sweet! Great timing.
evilferris 1 year ago
i used to skateboard with him! And he dated my sister, didn't know he was famous now...crazy.
andons24 1 year ago
'Oh Sweetie!" Sweet.oh it's to late I already had a boner.
VincenSam 1 year ago
rubbish!!
vinnothelizard 1 year ago
Funny 4/5
Nicholasmegalis 2 years ago
@Nicholasmegalis HAHAHAHA
pingpongaffair 1 year ago
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i didnt get it he got a boner from a kid ...sick
micpaniagua 2 years ago
I loved your set! I also love that your penis has a sweet tooth. LMAO!
walls06 2 years ago
I think I've heard the hand shake joke somewhere though, Demitri Martin?
goodlukeing 2 years ago
@goodlukeing yeah same here. i think it was demitri.
Thekimbosarahshow 1 year ago
@goodlukeing He addressed this on Nobody Likes Onions. He said that he's afraid to use this joke, along with his rainbow bit, since he saw Demetri's special. He worked with him for a while, and has let him know that he has similar bits.
chatusripitak 1 year ago
i fucking love this guy XD
zer0nix 2 years ago
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DO NOT READ! A little over 20years ago a 12 year old boy was playing with his basketball in the street on Acto Street, NJ. Some teenagers who were drag racing on motorcycles weren't paying attention and ran him over and killed him. it is said that if you go on Acto Street, turn off your car, and blink your headlights 3 times you will see the figure of him bouncing the ball. Now that you have read this you must post this on 4 other messages in the next 10min, or you will die in an auto accident
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please kill urself. thanks.
2oPTiK09 2 years ago
He sounds like a muppet.
funnyerika 2 years ago 4
very funny dude. very.
theovonk 3 years ago 3
Effin Funny is really effin funny!
rogermoore27 3 years ago 3
bty, he, he
roboticwillyroberts 3 years ago
important to have dreams was good.
dafkuwant 3 years ago
haha did he get kicked off that one comedy central show?
CKYgirl29 3 years ago
hes pretty funny...
Check out some of my videos (the one were the swing hits a kid will make you laugh) ;]
xwatt15x 3 years ago
funny comedian but the fist reminds me demetri martin, but he is not really stealing
personcheese1234 3 years ago
actually hes more like louis ck.
mirsaw 3 years ago 2
ya i agree
x3motionz 2 years ago
He made the fist joke over a year ago. Demetri stole from him.
endgamer617 3 years ago 3
Didn't Martin make is, I dunno, 2 or three years ago?
iwebber88 3 years ago
Nope bro.
endgamer617 3 years ago
Hahahaah its important to have dreams. what a crack up!
ibelieveinyouandm 3 years ago 2
Haha I've never heard standup jokes that involve skating, I fucking hate little kids at skateparks & that shit was hilarious!
leitermann 3 years ago 3
the robot at the end is the best of all of these.
joshizzlebeats 3 years ago
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y is all the laughing fake?
themmman1234 3 years ago
"i already had a boner" LOL
norak89898989 3 years ago 16
A friend of mine actually did what you did in your dream, except it was to a kangaroo.
Rankor 3 years ago 3
...lol!!!
...fuckin funny!!!
inlakech777 3 years ago 5
Hah can you believe he's still in Reality Bites Back?
Willianatior 3 years ago
Yes
sajorojas 3 years ago
the boner joke was hilarious!!!
EvanChaim 3 years ago 14
lol
bigmo11 3 years ago 5