Would you DATE YOURSELF?

[andrewthecreater]

thumbs up if you get the joke

[jaschon18]

Oh, actually I think I'm the only Person that fits with me... Kinda sad... ;)

[tiffaniggaah]

i'd date myself 'cause i'm sexyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

[missrandom1995]

i wouldnt date myself because honestly im a horrible gf

[246Sandy]

Get the hell off this page with all your hate one day you will realize how wrong you really are...

[88cedric88]

You're vagan and gay? God, I fucking hate you, fag.

[baddboy3367]

@88cedric88 why u speakin to urself?

[sexyredstar1]

I'd date myself cause im sexy and i fucking know it! Wow i didnt mean to sound to cocky..lol

[Assassin8086]

FAG

[Assassin8086]

What a dumbfuck

[justthisstupid]

Your shoulders are sooo cute <3

[nevadacastineira]

I would definitely date myself, because i'm the shit!

[Adicted2fashion1]

if thier not vegan they can swallow omg haha the funny thing is im 12

[Khan3000ify]

idk if i probably get rejected

[Razain666]

I couldnt date myself i'd end up breaking it off xD im a whimp at love and plus i love my boy right now <#

[JohnnyJohnW]

Wtf no ew!!

[adio26]

lololol would i date myself??? no... i've delt with people like me... did not go well... we'd kill each other O.O

[jinsherpa]

toss salad lol

[picklepiedonuts]

Umm well as much as I like you when you are in the part with the underwear you look like you have a boner

[sexyfox1995]

Hell no the whole power struggle ughhh I'd kill the other me and I already have a twin and that's hard enough

[TheGayNinjaBoy]

Sexy bulge n I would date myself ^_^ I'm versatile so me n myself would do absolutely fine

[keeppeaceleavewar]

Nice bulge

[Mywakkyworld]

this made my day

[theeternalcoven1]

omfg the laugh at 0:27 is SO FUCKING ADORABLE you are the cutest most adorable hottest guy EVER and funny tooo

[theeternalcoven1]

lololololollolololol you havea huge sense of humor!!!! "tossed salad"

[plurchance90]

I could never date myself, i would murder myself lol ..im too clingy so me clinging to me would annoy me idk if that makes sense lol ..but ur so cute this video is amazing and made my day

[MichaelDOTDOT]

@GayGod Because Im like like awesome.

[EcstacyVanityMonroe]

aaww i just think its so cute when he was like "Heeelll no"

[MistroEduardo]

i thought i was gay... o.O

[poptartleader123]

its hilarious when he curses haha

[nullifiedmarine]

You look cute in underwear :3

[4skittlesandgiggles]

i wuld totally date myself. AHhahahaha

[WhatisSimpliciity]

Lmao XD

[Spocktacular96]

If I dated myself what i'd spend most of my time saying is 'God, you're such a smartass' or 'Shut the hell up, I don't care what the chemical composition of the atmosphere is! All I asked is what's up!'

[20miguel12]

haha i dont think i could last a long time dating myself. i would drive myself crazy. i dont think no one would last dating themselves.

[DropDeadMvs]

Nice cock!

[AbigailxxAbacinate]

Naw I think my girlfriend would get mad if I dated myself....Though she is dating some guy at the same time XD

[xXxadrianax]

omg your cute :)

[MrCzerwinskiMan]

Matt, you look great.. you look way better when you have a little meat on you :)

[normalnorm6969]

Holy Shit! Matt is looks like on old queen. Time has not been kind to the poor faeiry. I think he is putting on pounds too. Matt, you are going to Look like Ernest Borgnine very soon. Hope you can cope, and don't go killing yourself like so many faggots do.

[Monika23ization]

LoL :D ReAlLy cUtE BoY! (: He iS A GaY?

[TheLearningFish]

I LOVE this laugh @ 0:27!!! :)

[andysixx79]

No I wouldn't date my self. But I like when u said ur cute lol. Loved it

[DeeLeeTV]

Hehe. Well, i would have to honestly say i couldn't date myself. It'd probably be like that movie, Mr. & Mrs. Smith. But i'd eventually end myself. >_> Sad to say i probably couldn't ever be around another me. If i were friends with myself, i'd be ruling the world by now, and to date myself is unthinkable. :/ Hmm...well at least everyone is there own person so no worries! :D

[Braverymonkey]

Hell yeah Id date myself, Im amazing.  Just sayin :)

[Britnee22443]

already subscirbed and have been for the longest time o.o and hmm no i wouldnt date myself. we;d be too much alike an butt heads all the time xD

[RainbowUnicorn129]

I would absolutely NOT date myself. It's not easy.. I've tried but it never works out, she always ends it because of my "baggage". :'( How is it that I can date and dump myself... Im kind of a loser I guess.

[jw7855]

Lol ^^

[rncrimson]

ok im just gonna ask.... how big are down there?

[nickymenage]

i wouldnt date me, lol id date you :P

[elijahmandel320]

i think i would do more then just date my self... if you know what i mean ;)

[14MsDesiree]

matthew? random q... where do you get your badass underwear?

[cmerizan]

I feel REALLY dumb asking this but WTF IS A TOSSED SALAD?!

[14MsDesiree]

@cmerizan when you lick somebody's asshole. lol

[lemugull28]

You got one thing right anyway.. UR CUTE! :-P Xoxox

[starglare59801]

XDD i cant stop laughing omg!! @GayGod I Would NOT date myself and r u seriously a top? i would have thought you were at least a seme

[zexionluver]

Whoa! You're a TOP! I'm happy :) And let's not have a fight in the comments

[NikkiandFelicia]

and if there not vegan then they can swallow!!!

oh god i laughed soo hard!!hahah

[TommyRayBoy]

Not sure that I would date me but my BF is dating me and all is great!

[LotteChuck]

I love Matthew Lush & Matthew Lush :') <3

[sotizzzz]

like it! ;) i would never date myself either :P i would hate it! XD

[justjayit777]

pshhhhhhh i dont even know how other people can stand me, coz i sure as hell couldnt hahaha

[Bvbforever100]

The pouty face at 1:14 was so cutttee <3

[Kitty106123479]

no i would get annoyed by myself no one knows you better then yourself!

I need someone who is different than me not the same the same people are my friends and i would deffinetly be friends with myself

[ore83]

DP!

[barabramedmig]

omg soooo cute!

[emokisslips]

lol ur toooooo cuteee<3333

[EyelinerEmoChick]

I wouldn't be able to stand dating myself. It would be way too creepy plus I would constantly be losing things. -.- Like my cell phone.

[rilolovesyourface]

LOL this is adorable and super funny :)

[MoobieandKenken]

Im Vegan to :O



[rockalldaygirl]

i love you <3 and your underwear on the left lol

[KayaKatheleen]

I love that you're always shirtless in your videos. It's hilarious.

[MsRachelize]

ur very cute and i like the underwear on the left :)

[xXx11blackrose11xXx]

Awwww :3

[TheLearningFish]

I like it very much that you are in your underwear most of the time... :)

[AberGayGod]

ooft at 0.45, luving those boxers on the right, red defs ur colour :P xxx

[AberGayGod]

i'd date myself if i looked like you lol xxx

[egolectro]

I could totally date myself.

[MoNiCaMnStEr]

hmm.. Naw im not a lesbian. :)

[singerinsing]

Fuck no. I'm a bitch. I still have no idea how my girlfriend puts up with me.

[Rodorreyer]

I wouldn't date myself, but I would fuck myself and then never call me back.

[iBLEEDblacksparkles]

Lol, cracked me the fuck up when you said. "I can't have meat inside me, it's not Vegan."

[yaalreadyknowhoi]

fuck yeah i would date myself n fuck tha shit outta myself XD just sayin

[shiningstar819]

hellz yeah I would date myself.......no telling what would happen

[shiningstar819]

hellz yeah I would date myself.......no telling what would happen

[EmoAngie85]

hmmm... i dont think so. we'd both be arguing over stupid crap. including who'd be on bottom.

[shiningstar819]

hellz yeah I would date myself........no telling what could happen :D

[theclaycharmzgirl]

i was a actually rolling on the floor laughing at this vid <3

[VioletRaige]

I would... but we would probably make other people sick with all of our over the top lovey doveyness... O.o

[LesslieNewbigin]

What do I want with my eyes when I have to see the REST? :DDDD I'd even prefer date my hamster Cookiebreed! (Like the singer: cookiebreed) !!!

Ya cool.

[Rodorreyer]

No, but I would fuck myself and never call me back.

[boddah92108]

I've thought about it before. I dunno. But to distract you from my indecision what about the idea of dating 2 Matthew Lush's?

[KITTYKITTYBO]

lol

[Thelovelymarissaa]

I would neevverrr date myself...First of all. Im not into girls..Second..I dont even like myself soo I couldnt date someone I dont like..and third..I dont even have a third reason..

[Mattrules1111]

I would date myself. I have been thinking about it lately actually. Shame I can't copy myself…

[1yukisboy]

underwere is sexy

[abbott790]

HaHa Matthew wants to toss his own salad! lolz

[boddah92108]

@abbott790

Ah, the life of a wanna be cat.

[authenticmind]

That was hillarious KIDDO...Great! Funny Funny Funny....thanks I needed that!

[botdfwilllive4eva]

No cuz even i know i get annoying sometimes

[Piesmashingangel]

I would date myself. It would be so much fun, play tricks on others, similar humour, always complementing each other, and agreeing on things all the time. The only catch is it would be incest...

[corey75952]

I would totally date myself lol

[justdave1]

No, I wouldn't date myself. After all that's what I've been doing for years now! lol I'd love to date about anyone at this point!

[14MsDesiree]

I WOULD date myself, except I'm a pitcher. catcher ain't fun. so we'd have THAT issue with each other... otherwise we'd have that issue of "no, YOU'RE cuter!" XP

[14MsDesiree]

@catothecensore touche... but he should! :D

[Sakura645]

No I would NOT date myself XD. I have dated someone with the same zodiac as me before and I almost went insane!!!!! I annoy myself :P

[extravote88]

wait!...so you want to toss your own salad? <_<

[TimeWhoreOfRome]

WHAT THE FUCK MAN! I'm straight and I'll die to have a body like that to show off to the ladies!

[jborr67]

fucking faggot go get some aids cuz god hates you. you are the scum of the earth and i wouldnt even wipe my ass with you.... worthless queer................god damn you make me sick... every time i see you face i just want to put a knife right inbetween your faggy little eyes

[kokkorakis]

@jborr67 relax,God loves everyone,you know that

[xXHiddenFreakShowXx]

@jborr67 Oh. My. God. How many times do you god-fearing cock monkeys have to spam our You Tube videos with homophobic bullshit before you realize that no one cares? If you want to preach your ideals, go preach them to someone who gives a rat's ass. How long will it take you to realize that the world is evolving? That we aren't all the same? That, if there is a god, and he creates us all in his own image, then /he made us the way he wants us/!? Take your goddamn hate SOMEWHERE ELSE. Please.

[jborr67]

@xXHiddenFreakShowXx no thanks faggot

[xXHiddenFreakShowXx]

@jborr67 Why the fuck do you think that the shit you say is okay? It's bullshit and your wonderful god will be the first one to say so. Do you see me standing out side of your churches saying "God is fake and I like it up the butt."? No. You don't. Think before you speak, asswipe.

[jborr67]

@xXHiddenFreakShowXx bro i could care less about gay rights, im not homophobic, i acctuly support gay marrige, i just love pissing you fagggs off

[xXHiddenFreakShowXx]

@jborr67 ... You're a fucking idiot.

[TheSteph1999]

Your Puppy Face Is Soooooooooo Adorable!

I love this video Matt~ I comment too much ! <3 Meooow.

[TheLearningFish]

the guy on the right is WAY cuter!! well wait a minute... the guy on the left...!

[mysterygxp]

If I dated myself-which I probably would xD-something will blow up. It's a true proven statement. ;)

[cmerizan]

Lol I love the whole

"u don't get it?!"

"no"

"*giggles*"

"u need to get laid"

[GabbyDontTouchThat]

Hahah, nope. Cause I would annoy myself :( That's why I am thankful for my man who puts up with me :D

[xxspacedxoutxx]

I don't like females and I'm unattractive. helllll no.

[jborr67]

@xxspacedxoutxx faggot

[xxspacedxoutxx]

@jborr67 I'm a girl. douchebag.

[ccdgroove]

no :/

[mzsamlovesjb]

lol i would definitly date myself. :D

[16Skulls]

Liked this video before watching the first second of it, because I knew it would be awesome. :D

[RedDragon033195]

Only every day!

[SoulReaperGirl96]

lol this is awesome XD I don't think i would date myself :P that would be kinda creepy plus I'm straight XD

[mytwilightsong]

I wouldn't because I'm an awful girlfriend and I deserve better.

[smtonlinevideos]

matthew lush is a top?.... who knew!?!? lol.

[GayGod]

@smtonlinevideos god

[drumsdreez]

I would not date myself either xD

[alicewalker88]

Haha, you're right. I wouldn't date myself either. I'd have an annoying sarcastic bitch with me all the time.

[isabelle56232]

out of all videos this is the worst no edefense but i do like the sad face (:

[whirlwindjourney]

This has to be your best and funniest video in a long time.

[TheLoveisGenderless]

No, I would date myself. And Matt your so funny :3

[kjmiller1000]

aww lovely <3

[gregeddon]

awesoome*-* soo cute and soo funny, this video made my day;) keep posting videos:) we lush UU:)

[hatsuharu14]

If I would meet myself..one of us would'nt survive o:

I don't think I can stand someone like me :D

luv u&ur videos<3 :3

[TheLearningFish]

0:27 OMG this is soooo lovable

[jjhoward1000]

love the ending haha

[zakyum]

This guy goes from a 7 outta 10 with a shirt on to a 2 outta 10 with it off. Keep your damn shirt on at all times, PLEASE!

[JstarBOTDFBC13WoW]

I couldn't date myself/somebody like me. I'd go crazy. Because i don't know when to move on, and i usully go along withh my partner. Being without them for too long kills me, but being with them all the time is frustrating because i need a little time for myself.

[HUMANOIDGIRL1]

that's cute :'D 

[TheLearningFish]

You're so GREAT Matthew!

[MrMars5893]

hfahahahaha!!!! AWESOME!! lol and idk.... idk if i'd be able to handle myself :P

[hyperbuddiesforeveer]

Thaas Cuute ^-^

[elliexmclean]

I would not date myself, end of!

[KKsay101]

HAHA!!!! <3

[PaulinaH727]

Probably not. If there was someone who was similar to me then yeah i'd date them but MYSELF. probably not xD

[x14sethx]

I would date myself and not.

1.- because i know i have so much love to give.

2.- because being with a person who's like me is not fun at all..!! i would go crazy, like in the video :B.

xxoo

[alittleolder]

I am a dude.. so no.. but if I was a hot girl.. maybe

[prettyemobella]

"i cant have meat inside me, im vegan" was definitly the best line. c:

[dcdevil151]

Ahahaha.. no. D:

[destroyer608066]

i love this video it was soo funny and i just love it awesome

[StuartNiccals]

Well.. as far as I know, meat is muscles.. And, there's not muscles in a.. You know. So, yea.. It wouldn't be non-vegan xD

[lalishelaide]

Hell yeah. I've always liked smoking drunk drag queens.

[matthewrs7]

Do you really have to constantly go on cam in your underwear?

[TheLearningFish]

@matthewrs7 Yes he does, stupid!!

[GayGod]

@matthewrs7 thats how I am most the time...lol

[matthewrs7]

@GayGod In the words of Barney from 'How I Met Your Mother'... "Suit up!"

[14MsDesiree]

@GayGod well it's sexy-licious so does it really matter? =]

[Ohnoitsaginger]

@matthewrs7 Yes He does it's a total wonderful thing embrace it. he's adorable!

[CatotheCensor1]

@matthewrs7 You are right! He should NOT go on camera in his underwear! He should go on camera NAKED!!!

[DaRk3MoGoTh]

@matthewrs7 its better when he is in his underwear!! even better when naked! ^_^

[RandomlySparkle]

Your cute. And why arent you wearing a shirt

[ZakkxCannibalxCorpse]

I couldn't date myself, Oh god it would be awful, Okay I'm a diva about my hair, So the other me would be in the bathroom panicking over his hair. Then we'd fight over the bathroom, the hairspray,It'd be awful. :o

[ZaccyVideo]

You can DP me <3

[ZaccyVideo]

hell yes i would fuck myself so hard. XD

[JEM8288]

i wouldnt date myself, but i would definately fool around with myself.. but since i only believe in "no love no shove", i pretty mess around with myself anyways... FML