Microsoft Sam Read's Computer Errors

[NASCARFAN160]

Sam + GLaDOS 4EVER!!!!

[McMatthew23]

Learn how to use apostrophes.

[Brandono99]

My monster sound goes MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE

(Reference to finding nemo)

[MurphMagnetic]

i wish i was a text to speech voice

[5up3rp3rs0n]

i hear the virus as "delicious"..

[MrTalktalktalktalk]

Ha, if most if those errors were irl then alot of them wouldndt be here cause your c: drive would have already been wiped/hit with a hammer/deleted.

[EatAnOctorok]

AtomSmasher is up again! Yay

[battlestrikers100]

I made errors now look at them

[mortalkombat123ism]

hi



[alexandertbux]

How do I get the Microsoft Sam voice? I have a Mac.

[PacGuy765]

@alexandertbux maybe speakonia?

[TOXICMatt65]

@PacGuy765 no speakonia replaces google with some shit called babylon and it game my vista 15 viruses

[finboy818]

"Warning, this product is highly dangerous for children, pregnant womans, gays, and asians, we are not responsible on any injuries or troubles that this product may have induced to you,

If this product has caused you on any kind of problems, please contact your nearest doctor

or chuck norris"

put that text on high speed, sounds funny

:D

[battlestrikers100]

Read meh errors

[1Sebas9]

3:26 says You cant tell me what i must give you, I'm a computer PORGRAM

[blueblade8075]

Atom smasher is back up

[splash67891]

You mouse and keyboard and mouse are locked. WTF R U TALKIN ABOUT

[Matth360]

oh shit. my account was hacker.

but i think that i retained to my control and i'll make a video about it.

also i'll upload another video with microsoft sam reading errors.

[piglet574]

the computer must REALLY hate Microsoft Sam xD

[LeooooonScottKennedy]

lol keyboard is not responding press any key to continue ROFL!

[GoodMarioFan]

AtomSmasher is back! Now you can make part 7! :D

[101tesoro]

good news!atom smasher is back up!

[whtisurproblem]

"all your base are belong to us" ?? You play warcraft 3?

[MrSpeedDawg]

@whtisurproblem

Its an internet meme. Originally from game Zero Wing, said by CATS. Zero Wing (ゼロウィング) is a 1989 side-scrolling shoot 'em up arcade game developed by Toaplan and published by Taito. They didn't bother with translations, so they made a big mistake in grammar: All your base ARE belong to us. :D

[rodeney33]

How Do I Get a eRROR On Atoms Error smasher website?

[sonicfan441]

MAKE A MONSTER SOUND

SAM:thats a piece of cake,SOISOISOISOISOISOI

[SupremeYoshifan]

freebsd is worse @Shroeshoe stupid moron ubuntu linux is also good gentoo linux sucks balls

[SupremeYoshifan]

lol mac and windows rule @shroshoe get a life retard

[Sk8rDebater]

Where'd You Get the wallapaper?

[gundrag000]

windows are really worst OS. there is so many errors. if some company or someone has many money or some chance to make same quailty OS with microsoft's OS. the someone will buy really superb OS than microsoft's OS on someday suddenly. here is no even a immortal thing. everythings are dead or being weak. and it is too expensive as hell. what's wrong with it ????? why it is too expensive ?????? Bill Gates is not genius. it is just psycho.

as I said that if someone has many money and chance.

[bmgandgla]

make a moster sound? thats a pice of cake...SOI SOI SOI SOI

[gundrag000]

the someone can make more good and superb OS than microsoft's OS.

Bill Gates is just psycho who is mad at money. and I am the someone who thinks the human's final mission is to kill all richs in this earth to be alive in this earth. everythings are for richs. everyone wants to be rich. and finally this world will going to hell. before being the hell, we will kill all of richs in this earth. anyway everythings are for the richs is truth. and it keeps to be for richs. it means bad.

[bmgandgla]

what idiot would make an error , so conufsing?

[MrSpozzy]

0:35-0:48 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[RODragoshRO]

all your base are belong to us =))))) rolf

[lolley1100]

WHY YOU PUT THE FUCKING SOI IN THE DAMN VIDS!!!!!...ITS FUCKING ANNOYING!!!

[marioluigi299]

get part 6 out of the way in all put part 3, 3 is fine

[kranktank]

this is fucking trippy

[u2dvdbonofunny]

this is awesome

[TheDeathseeker1234]

rofl xD make a monster sound....piece'a cake : soi soi soi soi soi soi soi (roflcopter ftw xD)

[lizerg700]

Isnt Cats Microsoft Sam's friend?

[dialF4flipit]

man, this is classic

[mr1nsanity]

All your base are belong to us, you have no chance to survive make your time. HAHAHA

[BigMacFury]

i wish microsoft sam could talk to you by himself lol

[jason24568]

2:05 "Make a monster sound! That's a piece of cake! listen, SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI" LOL

[bankguy1000]

@jason24568 JASONS A DUMB ASS

[MegaSkatelover]

on an on screen keyboard

[ilikstikz7804]

ROFl copter is a monster sound?lol

[YouGotAnEmail]

SOI SOI <3

[4568plonk]

Lol, That's funny

[TheLeon5000]

atom smasher is shutdown :(

[PacGuy765]

@TheLeon5000 that's the reason why I can't make part 7

[TheLeon5000]

@PacGuy765 i know

[jcmario643]

@PacGuy765 Website is back up.

[beanieostrich]

@PacGuy765: actually atom smasher is back up, so make a part 7.

[iTsKoNvIcT]

@PacGuy765 it works for me

[u2dvdbonofunny]

@PacGuy765 its back now

[computerprogramer1]

@PacGuy765 its back up again

[saiyanpride666]

@PacGuy765 its fixed now. thunderbirds101 has been making new videos using atomsmasher, and i made an error using it too, so u can now make part 7. :D

[orion5185]

@PacGuy765 actually atom.smasher.com is back up

[orion5185]

@PacGuy765 oops, GHRockotron3000 meant to say that

[jordylivas2000]

@PacGuy765 u can NEVER make part 7???

[LegotoystoryAnimator]

@PacGuy765 its back i just needed to updatemy server for it

[F4fullpower]

@PacGuy765 Atom smasher is still there, I'm on it right now.

[sonicfan441]

@PacGuy765 so why the f i am using it

[ShupaRoeh]

@PacGuy765 You can make Part 7 now! Do it!

[MaddaChick07]

@PacGuy765 its up now :3

[MaddaChick07]

@PacGuy765 its back up now :D i tryed the site its open!

[Matth360]

@PacGuy765 right now atom smasher its working. you can now make part 7

[1Sebas9]

@PacGuy765 YOU CAN DO EPISODE 7 NOW!!!!!! IT WORKS :D

[MrMario4evah]

@PacGuy765 yes you can, atom masher is repaired

[freekyweeky6]

@PacGuy765 Atom Smasher is back up :)

[kevmab909]

@PacGuy765 dude that was one year ago make it its back up

[DrewsBlueKangaroo]

@TheLeon5000 it's back, thats the good part! :)

[Happymystery12]

@TheLeon5000 O.o I'm on Atom Smasher right now

[beanieostrich]

@TheLeon5000: No its not.

[RedYoshiSonic12]

@TheLeon5000 what it hasent

[mooveetraylaguy]

Now I have tears dripping down my face cuz this is so friggin' hilarous. I'm downloading it now.

[dmolken2]

I like it!

[legomaxmania]

?hljkl

[mitomen2000]

Someone had a lot of time :D

[cheeseface519]

all your base are belong to us is a cheat on empire earth

[alexanderthegreat117]

i got an error saying nuke incoming to stop the nuke press no and all the anwsers things said yes what do i do

[JohnnyJ2x44]

BTW i subbed and rated all you vids!

[JohnnyJ2x44]

Ah God F*ckin hilarious "an error has occered and windows will delete all your files" lol

[jcmario643]

The all your base belong to us is from a PC download game called Bunny Must Die.

[heunill]

@jcmario643 It is actually from Zero Wing but was quoted in Bunny Must Die.

[jcmario643]

@heunill I have never played Zero Wing, but I have played Bunny Must Die. After I beat the game once I got a lot better, about the third time I beat it I only died 21 times.

[Flemr12]

Funny video

[TheToaster54]

1:47, yes teachers ARE evil!XD

[LuigiKat11]

how do you get him to read it, I know how to open him but just the timing

[Noah2349]

i cant stop laughing

your the best

[robertves]

LMFAO butterfly.

[Noah2349]

@robertves i heard this one it was like oh look a butterfly wat would you like to do catch it

take meds

follow it

ignore it

[bestkole]

cool

[NordernVideoz]

3:45 Warcraft 3 Cheat code, the WIN CODE LOOL

[adamdmasi]

2:35 the slash is the wrong way.

But still really funny though. My computer friends used to use MS Sam voice from control panel at school to make it say stuff like this until they blocked control panel.

But now i can just open a command prompt and type "control speech" (no quotes and as two words).

[Speedboy230]

ik a errer a mob of zombie are going to smash your house what you wil like to do shot them with a squirt gun or  A bomb glue to you

[mccoolman4]

freakin part 6 was blockin the words!

[hffin]

"oh nooo. my pc's gonna bloooow"

[SegamenXp]

soi soi soi ~~~

OMFG TEH ROFLCOPTER!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

[LamerOnBoard]

awesome vid!

[lifetaker1234]

there are way too many funny things here to pick out my favorite one. hahahaha

[jordylivas2000]

YAY Part 6 XD

[D4MAD1D0NNZZZZ]

LAMO

[Shroshoe]

apples are the worst OS known to mankind -_-

[MrJammer1000]

@Shroshoe WTF!!!, I'm using a 2007 MacBook Pro at the moment and it is GOOD!!!

[CobaltiSickle]

@Shroshoe Imagine a large male reproductive organ flying towards your face. It misses and hits your eye. You think, "Well, at least it didn't rape my mouth..." But it rears up and smashes repeatedly into your eye until it goes into your gray matter, and disables your motor skills. Most vulnerable, it hits you in the cheek, knocks you down, and settles uncomfortably into your anus for 2-3 hours. That's what using a Macintosh OS is like.

[ChowderMania2]

I had the Windows error the click ok to continue i kouldent PRESS IT!!! crap 5 STARS

[ChowderMania2]

xD make a monster sound SCWA SCWA SCWA SCWA SCAW SCAW!!! 5 stars

[all4me168]

soi soi soi u fail

[CDTheHedgehog]

dude IK you want comments and stuff but posting COMMENT OR DIE and the such isn't a good way to do so.

[LordofDeath9000]

how do you u make this????

[bjelackujo]

lolcoppterr

[maravalhassilva]

lol i got a mensage like that in my old computer BIOS:

No keyboard detected

Press F1 to continue

That's true, that day i got owned xD

[Jesermay]

SAME, I AM NOT JOKING! I was given an old computer from my school and it kept saying that unless I used a wired keyboard :P

[maravalhassilva]

LOL, good old times hey?

Powerfull and "smart" BIOS sistem allows mensages like that to appear :P

[Jesermay]

Haha! :P

[roller6902]

ill rate it a one for you abusing annotations

[victobob]

I like "Windows will now smash your C Drive with a hammer." That's so funny.

[penwuin]

@victobob i like turtles

[Thegamer5150]

the keyboard error is real on a dell just look up dell keyboard error

[TurquoiseStar17]

Yeah, I've seen the keyboard one too. Sam pretty much sums up what we'd be thinking on that. I think the "Click ok to continue" might be real too

[SabreBassLine]

LOL OMG ROFLCOPTER

[YorickMesch]

fail...

[LTudor77]

MY ROFL COPTER GOES SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

[AlteisenNacht]

lmao can't.....stop.....laughing

[trueROCKnHEAVY]

it would be funnier if you didnt put the random crap after 'em

[Theworldsloser1]

Are those real errors?

[boomerang2455]

naw these things aint real these are downloadable on certain sites

[RedSkullproductions3]

probably not

[slicernce]

2:06 is funNEH

[1ThunderBird2]

LOL!

[Demonman26]

LOL SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI.

[mclovin30000]

all your base are belong to us LMAO

[Mikiyikiy]

You're fighting comedy with your comments after reading each window.

[Sniper12890]

screw the school lol

[cjlpowerdude999]

I don't get it what deos it mean we have your base

[Bloxy123]

Just search All your base on youtube. You'll know.

[Doichi98]

Never mind all you have to do is type in soy and he'll make a monster sound.

[kylep2]

Soi.

[Doichi98]

thanks!

[Doichi98]

how do you make microsoft sam make that monster sound? I rly need to kno please tell me!

[texhasreturned]

Type in soi.

[TheBeatlesRock4ever]

1:30 HAHAHA

[jhi67]

how u sound like same???????

plz respond

[TooCooltobeUncool]

Woot you go Micro Sam xD

[jakethesnake584]

i got vista and it works fine

[kikipoo25]

lol the butterfly will "bug" me even more, and its a bug!!!! lol

[Gamemodhelper]

lol !

[g35v6]

lol"Found infected file:"Microsoft Windows" Remove it?"

[warblood123]

start AVG on the teachers LOL

[kikipoo25]

what does that mean?

[CantonSouthBandGeek]

2:52 rofl

[Tannersvan]

how do u make errors likethat plz respond

[PacGuy765]

i went to the atom smasher website and searched error maker

[willewilleponken]

@Tannersvan you can also download visual basic and make some errors :P

[Tannersvan]

@willewilleponken That comment was from 1 Year ago, But that is True. Nice idea! :)

[EcofriendlyCody]

soi soi soi lol how do i click ok it's unavable? LOL

[squidink14]

1:24 LOL!

BUG!

[dyrdekrulz]

oh i got it you have a bug in your computer

[tylerwwe]

ROOOOOFFFL!!!

[cdog570]

this video made me laugh so loud my brother paused a movie he was watching

[Lexy015]

go see my sam

[mfighter96]

2:14 "Make a monster sound!" "That's a piece of cake for me! Soi soi soi soi soi soi soi. Hahahaha. I am so good.

[GamerDesire]

lol

[999998646565]

XDDDDD

ROOOOOFFFL!!!

[k0stil]

"in my pants" -XDD

[bobguitar7]

Windows found a bug in your computer. It's a butterfly! RROOOOOOOOFFFFFLLLL BEST ONE EVER

[mfighter96]

Did you find it funny when he recited the scene from Zero Wing? It sounds just like it.

[quicksilvertaint]

Yeah, that was the only one that made me laugh.