Judge Judy ❀ Zero to Nuts in Less Than Twenty (Part 1/2)

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Her voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard

[drewlaplanche]

I can see and hear Judge Judy, the P and D and Byrd so the quality is fine. Stop looking for shit to complain about and look for things to enjoy.

[chubbylilloser]

Lmfao you think this quality is bad? JEsus thank god you wernt around when my grandparents bought their first tv...jesus. Dont watch it if your struggling to watch a vidoe that most others find acceptable. -_-

[Erik7601]

she knew her name its different cause the black lady was trying to remember her own slave name... cornell wallis get yo black ass over here! hahahah jk jk or am i

[WumWip]

I can see it and hear it fine. Quality is fine.

[GhettoPharmacist]

All these ass holes commenting on how bad the quality is, just fuck off, what have you uploaded lately? probably fuck all.

[Marty933]

The time the child spent with the defendant is probably the only chance the kid has had to live a normal life. I can't imagine what life would be like living with the plainiff. If the kid is raised by the defendant the kid won't have a chance at a good life. There is no way the plainiff can teach a child to be a responsible intelligent adult.

[nellie2581]

The plaintiff has more mental problems and disorders than I do, she keeps interrupting

[nellie2581]

I guess she is more mentally ill than I was.

[bongchoof]

8:38-8:51 Oh man. That "No, you didn't" and shrug was gold.

[whisky432]

hahahaha that black woman is michelle obama, congrats idiot liberals!!

[Raqwaza17]

Defendant looked panicked LOL

[DblOSmith]

She is crazy.....

[KillinNatziBusiness]

Reading the top two comments made me lol so hard.

As did this video, actually. Go JJ

[rebelnomo]

This is fuckin classic. That bitch is crazy as hell.

[cometrally]

Judge Judy used to be much calmer, haha. In more recent times she would have thrown that crazy, shrieking plaintiff out in like five minutes!

[magnetomikey]

crazy black bitch acts and sounds like she's either high or drunk or both.lol

[honeynpeanutbutter]

she looks hella different!

[Songsmirth]

This woman frightens me. I'd do anything to keep her daughter away from her myself. Poor baby. And a realitive of mine worked for those people and they paid much better than that! The person once sliced her thumb, badly, and the boss told her, "not to bleed on the fish!" You don't go to Alaska to earn that little. And you don't leave your child with someone for so little. The way she gets upset and threatens this woman at the end I hope was noted by the police. The school must have been told.

[ceejay644]

filmed with... a lamp?

[blueceleste]

omg her witness looks embarrassed to be there!

[Nightw0lf414]

Judge Judy can take this crazy bitch. Never fuck with chicks with Brooklyn accents.

[DisappointingPorn]

The fishermen went on skrike??

[TheTubePortal]

Is it just me, or is JJ mocking the Plaintiff's ANNOYING voice at the 7:05 to 7:07 mark?

[OpenSourceFrog]

I also love that the tag says "Eskimo sues judge judy."

[nauticabinx]

Lmfao That dude was looking like I don't know this woman.

[GFLUTOMAN]

@reymatt76 Hey, calm down, man. I was just being humorous! I wasn't bashing you just because of the quality of the video. in fact, I wasn't intending to insult you at all! I was simply stating something completely impossible with the intention of making other people laugh. I apologise if my comment offended you, but (and you have to admit) it was pretty funny.

[GFLUTOMAN]

recorded on....... a calculator!!!

[reymatt76]

@GFLUTOMAN If you don't like the video quality, then don't fucking watch it. I uploaded it for people to enjoy, what the fuck have you done?

[OpenSourceFrog]

@reymatt76 Are you kidding? This is better quality than things recorded in the last week :P

[newcoyote]

@reymatt76 Don't take it too personal. The commenter is just using a beat to death joke.Check any video on YT that is not IMAX quality and you'll find similar comments. Trying to get reaction (or credit for the joke).

[reymatt76]

@newcoyote Oh, I don't really care. Do you know how much shit I hear from people every day? From religious people to man-hating lesbians to priss pot political homos to paranoid Jew-hating nazis to 9/11 conspiracist freaks to OJ Simpson sympathizers to racist white-hating militant black men. Oh the list goes on and on. It's fun, but yeah, comments like that bother me, but I forget them quickly. But I stand by my reply. He sounded like a whiny Jewish faggot from Tarzana or something... ickk

[chthonic19]

@reymatt76 Wow, reymatt76: you just went from zero to nuts in less than twenty SECONDS! hahahahahaha

[lvmykids1]

@reymatt76 ha ha ha ha! great comment!

[trbot]

@reymatt76 You DO realize you just called someone a "Jewish" faggot.... and Judge Judy is Jewish... And you also rag on Jew-hating nazis, and complained about him sounding like a Jewish faggot a few sentences later.... And you have to admit, calculator was creative. =D

[reymatt76]

@trbot I'm a Jewish faggot, too.

[trbot]

@reymatt76 why use slurs that capture some characteristic that you share? it would be like me calling myself a 7'8" ripped heterosexual with a 16" dick and a maserati. it's so self deprecating.

[reymatt76]

@trbot Why don't you stop caring about who calls what who?

[trbot]

@reymatt76 if i pay no attention to who calls who what, then i've got no reason not to call you all sorts of horrible names. i don't buy it.

[reymatt76]

@trbot Uh, OK.

[Shady2Weezy]

@reymatt76 people are too spoiled these days

[lizzysunstars]

@reymatt76 Well Said cause i can`t understand how people can be so ungrateful

[DigitalViscosity]

@reymatt76 Haha I love your comment

[gtlip]

@GFLUTOMAN you are a douche bag

[Purrebark]

@GFLUTOMAN haha! or a potato

[TheLilchiquita]

7:06-7:08 that's is 2 funny ... jj is so crazy

[MathWithMisterA]

They don't let the P and D stand that close to each other anymore...

[Samsonic91]

BWAHAHA 5:38

[garci2k2]

This was filmed with a cup.

[Eyeglompyou]

I feel like I could give the Plaintiff a different first name - "Birdwell" ...she chirps too much.

[gombis666]

But she has work receipts!

[Supablonde1]

@ reymatt76 I like reading your descriptions!!

[MinnieMouse1975]

This is wonderful - think it was filmed in 1987 and it makes me feel all nostalgic.

[reymatt76]

@MinnieMouse1975 No, it was filmed probably between 2003-2007. Judge Judy wasn't even on the air until 1996 or 1997 and during the early part of her series, the format and on-screen font was different than what it is today, which is how it appears in this clip as well.

[Tannert2O]

@MinnieMouse1975 Not 1987. The plaintiff mentioned a job she got in 2001.

[movinfoward]

I will truly never understand people like the plaintiff. YOU are the one preparing your case with an ample amount of time, and you don't have evidence? I can maybe understand a defendant not being ready, but the PLAINTIFF?! Gtfo.

[serpentinecreature]

Lie,Lie.Lie!

[DanandDonna1]

Plaintive shows clearly she is mental. She has no business having ANY offspring!

[AndreaManion]

She moved to alaska for a job paying $6.75/hr?

[JustineBieberxoxo]

@AndreaManion Well if the company pays board and food and there's a lot of overtime and double paid hours and you can't get a job anywhere else. At least she wasn't too lazy to work right?

And she didn't really move it was temporary.

I went to Norway to work a rig 6 months. Wasn't paid very well, but loads of hours, not paying my bed or rent, loads of overtime, no way to spend a penny. I came back loaded in a shit economy.

[movinfoward]

@AndreaManion she made almost 2k a month working there, so it wasn't just for the flat rate alone. But then again that is a TON of hours.

[AndreaManion]

@movinfoward wow yeah now that i think about it

[earlmccormick88]

@AndreaManion Well I believe that was in 2001. It's 2011. I stay in Anchorage, Ak and I make $10.30/hr.

Don't know if she knew about the Slopes or not but they pay nice and you get mad overtime. They pay for room/board/food also.

At least she tried and not bitched and moaned about not having a job.

[AndreaManion]

@earlmccormick88 Ah, I understand. I wasn't aware that this was 10 years ago.

[rassledassle82]

Her voice is quite annoying.....baby lady....

[pianoman8882]

Is it just me or does this case feel like the equivalent of constipation?

[reymatt76]

@pianoman8882 I just gave birth just prior to reading your comment, so it definitely doesn't constipate me. And by giving birth, I don't mean to a child.

[pianoman8882]

@reymatt76 Well that's good.  It didn't constipate me either, but I certainly felt uneasiness in the stomach when I watched it. Glad to hear all systems are a go in that area though :D

[Supablonde1]

@reymatt76 I know this may sound a bit blonde,but what is the purpose of the tags under the description? i clicked on one and it took me to a seafood site!!!!

[reymatt76]

@Supablonde1 I'm not sure. I know that when I upload the videos I'lll put in like 4 or 5 tags, but I've noticed as a clip stays online, more and more tags are added to it magically. I think they add them based on the text of the comments and since she worked at a seafood canning factory, some people who commented probably mentioned that and it got picked up by whatever. I would say like 80% of the tags are useless unless you were watching this to gain a better perspective on canning seafood.

[marissahopkins1]

The plaintiff is so annoying

[Elzebub666]

I love the eskimo dude's expression a10:00 where she says that "He's mah witness" and his face goes "WTF?"

[earlmccormick88]

@Elzebub666 LMAO! I know right!

[pafrick0352]

There should be a law against being an annoying ass.

[646guy]

I got to 6:30 in this video and had to stop because the plaintiff was giving me a headache

[stikitape214]

omg the P's and D's tables are sooooooo close to each other

[AbduCola]

God the sound hurts your ears with heads phones.

[jhonen32629]

@reymatt76 She does look better with age, and she's getting sharper and sharper too...

[jhonen32629]

"Herby, come here!!!"

Looooool

[OwlheartXx]

WHO WEARS SHORTS IN A COURT ROOM? LOL

[reymatt76]

@OwlheartXx An eskimo!

[blognewb]

@reymatt76 sure if the set was in Alaska.

[blognewb]

@reymatt76 sure if the set was in Alaska.

[Eyeglompyou]

Plaintiff sounds like Jar-Jar Bink's girlfriend =P

[waydoryu12]

ROFLMAO! WTF! The plaintiff is weird!

[georgethewondermutt]

@waydoryu12 she is severely mentally ill. i'm guessing schizophrenia

[Decimate92]

What year is this from?

[reymatt76]

@Decimate92 I'd say about 5 or 6 years old. Although I'm not sure. JJ just looks better with age in my opinion!

[JustineBieberxoxo]

@reymatt76 In the later videos she reminds me of a ghoul.

[ginalashay]

@reymatt76 she's aging very well.

[gombis666]

@ginalashay - good black dont crack...or did you mean Judge Judy? =P

[tassadar32]

I've been watching too many of these today... I passed out twice watching this...

[Kidz24]

Atleast the guy isn't racist lmao...

[reymatt76]

@Kidz24 Yeah he's too scared of her to notice that she's black I actually didn't notice until someone pointed it out.

[xebbakitty]

What job....?......wait for it......factory work, with overtime. Price? Give the kid up.

[MrBigshot87]

these people always make me feel better about the dumb shit i do.

[EliteSiege1082]

@MrBigshot87 lololol

[gnortznitz]

Something awful fishy going on.

[MrShadowFoot]

@gnortznitz its in her pants.

[usdeptofsmooth]

P has the most ANNOYING little child's voice!

[greymolly2]

@usdeptofsmooth And a childish vocabulary, with words like "susposed."

[usdeptofsmooth]

@greymolly2 Evidence that she was passed through every grade in school, and one of millions of examples of the dumbing down of America.

[kageymurar]

@greymolly2 At least she didn't axe her anything.

[kageymurar]

@kageymurar Dang....and the she axed her at 6:00!

[elijahcrazy]

lol

[kryckeestrooff]

She wouldn't, she's a lying and shes wydt! oh please!!!!!!!!!!

[13Danjiri]

@ThomasAUSTRALIA1 What you say is true. On the other hand, transfers of property are legally binding, and any judgement appears on your record. While the losers are not penalized monetarily per se, the cases ARE televised all over the world. Being humiliated on such a wide scale as punishment is part of the theory of court shows.

[TheatricalRemote]

thats a lie , you make over 10.000 a month i nthe caneries crazy , no one went on strike , were the f was she , i am from there , ok ck back you can make a good 5.ooo in a month , you can get copies of your recipts ,

[TheatricalRemote]

thats a lie , you make over 10.000 a month i nthe caneries

[parko456]

@TheatricalRemote why so many comments?

[Pauly69s]

P is lookin Billie Holiday wunnabe...

[Goddessofmydestiny]

She sounds a little dim.

[amandabun]

That voice is so annoying *grits teeth*

[26chynadoll]

The plaintiff is TRULY SLOW. SHE'S A FEW MARBLES SHORT.

[DaKingLeo352]

@26chynadoll..................­. A FEW? -_-

[Pat2296]

Plaintiff is genuinely nuts.

[Playwithfireflies]

Judge Judy sounds like she's on voice mail.

[realkman666]

That voice... That. Voice.

[mjchantry1973]

@realkman666

She sounds like Chris Tucker in The Fifth Element....

[TheMia411]

@realkman666 ?? what voice??