Great video, just have to say I cracked up over the "Olden Days" It is interesting to know that is used for the exact reason you mentioned! Never thought about it like that! That alone warrants this 5 stars :D
or maybe the mythical aunt Gertie is a tad litigious and was upset at being mentioned
or maybe it was removed at the insistence of Maddie/Maddy for she looked rather nonplussed at the whole pets wearing hats palaver (and whose eyes, for a nanosecond, appeared to be plotting her revenge).
OOOHHHHHHhhh..misltoe....i that this was going to be about girls in tight jeans or shorts....my bad...but good lesson anyway...oh by the way we shoot mistle toe out of trees here in the hill of georgia...i wonder how your love life will be if you get mistletoe with a gunshot in it..oh well will be back friday when the video about tight jeans and shorts is on..c ya
Brigitte, spray your mistletoe with a good heavy coat of hairspray. Even if it dries out, it will still look green and shiney. It will also help to keep the berries from falling off. Just a tip from someone that knows a little about "the olden days"
Or it could be a good sign that there will be a lot of kissing going on and the mistletoe is merely predicting the amount of kissing with each berry drop. :)
Holiday Party Tip #37 - if you have mistletoe at your party, do NOT hang it over the entrance to the coat room, unless you like people copulating on your outerwear. If you do, and hey, I'm not one to judge, be considerate, leave a bowl of condoms by the bedside. And a small trash can. Think about it.
Someone once told me that the druids had a pretty fascinating mistletoe ritual. On the day of the winter solstice the high priest would climb into the boughs of a sacred oak tree and cut the parasitic mistletoe from the branches using a golden scythe. Then his minions would distribute the sprigs to the common folk to hang in their homes. The more people the mistletoe was given to, the more magicical powers the high priest would have for the coming year. Then they would have an orgy. The end.
RadialMoon, at every holiday party where alcohol is served, eventually some guy will try to modify the mistletoe tradition to include either (a) an orgy or (b) a blowjob. Do not believe him - these aren't tradition, they are just the way drunk guys think.
...dipping it in gasoline sure don't hurt the cause.
you shoulda done something super special with this episode since its order number is 369! special kinda like 123 or 246. and now the next one is going to be 4812, yikes!
Aside from the whole "poop" thing, you forgot to mention the true evil capability of mistletoe. Though mistletoe is usually well intentioned...sometimes it is used by family members/good friends as an evil weapon of conspiracy for romantic introductions. To push and or pressure two individuals that conspirators see as a "perfect couple"...forcing them into an awkward and embarrassing moment coupled with the stares of everyone present.
BTW: I'm a conspirator, not a victim. It's fun to watch!!
I think one of my friends has a mistletoe belt. Creepy?
Also, do you have to kiss the person no matter what or are there some extra rules like what if it is a family member such as your sister or a member of the same sex and you don't swing that way?
"Then someone in... the olden days said, "That plant looks like it'd smell nice but actually it smells like poo. Oh well, let's kiss!"
yourfriendthenerd 1 year ago
Loki liked it....
Dog480 3 years ago
@Dog480 Loki, like from The Apples of Youth? Norse mythology?
MikhaelaFifaela 1 year ago
LMAO! kiss kiss!
WhiteArtStudio 3 years ago
Walk away, move on... LOL
SilverStarFilms 3 years ago
Great video, just have to say I cracked up over the "Olden Days" It is interesting to know that is used for the exact reason you mentioned! Never thought about it like that! That alone warrants this 5 stars :D
paindrain 3 years ago
What happened to video #368??
mmmcatfood 3 years ago
Maybe it was because of some curious editing(?)
or maybe the mythical aunt Gertie is a tad litigious and was upset at being mentioned
or maybe it was removed at the insistence of Maddie/Maddy for she looked rather nonplussed at the whole pets wearing hats palaver (and whose eyes, for a nanosecond, appeared to be plotting her revenge).
Who knows?
N1NCOMPOOP 3 years ago
As always though, it was a good 'un.
N1NCOMPOOP 3 years ago
OOOHHHHHHhhh..misltoe....i that this was going to be about girls in tight jeans or shorts....my bad...but good lesson anyway...oh by the way we shoot mistle toe out of trees here in the hill of georgia...i wonder how your love life will be if you get mistletoe with a gunshot in it..oh well will be back friday when the video about tight jeans and shorts is on..c ya
mspear1986 3 years ago
soicanpost; Good call, also,,, don't burn it while it is still hanging in the doorway.
Jackle61 3 years ago
Ooo- burning mistletoe. Always a good idea, IMO. Also, misletoe... I don't see many people actually followin' the mistletoe guidelines anymore. D:
Edal1 3 years ago
Brigitte, spray your mistletoe with a good heavy coat of hairspray. Even if it dries out, it will still look green and shiney. It will also help to keep the berries from falling off. Just a tip from someone that knows a little about "the olden days"
Jackle61 3 years ago
I HAVE A MISTLETOE BELTBUCKLE BRIDGE
daddysoulmanrich 3 years ago
so many gifts under the tree. i thought u lived by urself.
rintrah81 3 years ago
Take me to those "Olden days" Where those Olden Cupcakes are!!!! :)
starship333 3 years ago
Or it could be a good sign that there will be a lot of kissing going on and the mistletoe is merely predicting the amount of kissing with each berry drop. :)
fyrestorm359 3 years ago
Holiday Party Tip #37 - if you have mistletoe at your party, do NOT hang it over the entrance to the coat room, unless you like people copulating on your outerwear. If you do, and hey, I'm not one to judge, be considerate, leave a bowl of condoms by the bedside. And a small trash can. Think about it.
CommentorX 3 years ago
"bird doodie" haven't heard that in a while, thanks, hehe.
sisforshayla 3 years ago
I sometimes hear "The More You Know" Jingle after your videos - is that weird?
FunnyGaijin 3 years ago
"That can't be a good sign"...
Awesome my friend. (=
nbwulf 3 years ago
Mistletoe is nasty and can lead to PDA. People who want to kiss should just go out back by the dumpster and kiss there.
joefileman 3 years ago
hmm...smells like poo, let's kiss. Works for me I guess...
Flap999 3 years ago
just so everyone knows... the tradition of kissing under the mistletoe..., invented by my family... (did it work?) :P
interesting episode!
SeeBillyRun 3 years ago 2
Bathroom doorway? Eeeeeeeeww!!!! LOL!!!
If you ad a bit of gasoline to your mistletoe your marriage will be really hot!!!
5 stars!!
proffmongo 3 years ago
Someone once told me that the druids had a pretty fascinating mistletoe ritual. On the day of the winter solstice the high priest would climb into the boughs of a sacred oak tree and cut the parasitic mistletoe from the branches using a golden scythe. Then his minions would distribute the sprigs to the common folk to hang in their homes. The more people the mistletoe was given to, the more magicical powers the high priest would have for the coming year. Then they would have an orgy. The end.
HeyRadialMoon 3 years ago
RadialMoon, at every holiday party where alcohol is served, eventually some guy will try to modify the mistletoe tradition to include either (a) an orgy or (b) a blowjob. Do not believe him - these aren't tradition, they are just the way drunk guys think.
CommentorX 3 years ago
...dipping it in gasoline sure don't hurt the cause.
you shoulda done something super special with this episode since its order number is 369! special kinda like 123 or 246. and now the next one is going to be 4812, yikes!
crayonlookingbrush 3 years ago
No favorite moment in this one. I do like the globe in the background.
Hexmath 3 years ago
I've always thought it was named after a French gardener with only 9 toes :P
Hey Brigitte, get a plastic mistletoe and the berries will never run out!
Triwood1973 3 years ago
Excellent! I thought it was named after the wife of a French gardner who has but one toe left.
WindEnergy 3 years ago
Aside from the whole "poop" thing, you forgot to mention the true evil capability of mistletoe. Though mistletoe is usually well intentioned...sometimes it is used by family members/good friends as an evil weapon of conspiracy for romantic introductions. To push and or pressure two individuals that conspirators see as a "perfect couple"...forcing them into an awkward and embarrassing moment coupled with the stares of everyone present.
BTW: I'm a conspirator, not a victim. It's fun to watch!!
TheyROutThere 3 years ago
good call on letting it dry out. burns better. lol
thanks for the lesson.
seaofflowers 3 years ago
I think one of my friends has a mistletoe belt. Creepy?
Also, do you have to kiss the person no matter what or are there some extra rules like what if it is a family member such as your sister or a member of the same sex and you don't swing that way?
gregair 3 years ago
Cheek
MassZombicide 3 years ago
You are just so Adorably!
kenscarpentry 3 years ago 2
My mistletoe is on fire fire FIRE!!!
Burn baby burn!
Winky395 3 years ago
So you're gonna run out of berries before anyone can kiss you under it! Discounting that rule this year?
Selnyk 3 years ago
Once, I took a girl under a mistletoe. She tried to eat the berries. Think she was trying to tell me something?? :-)
billyrubin413 3 years ago
You always have the cutest little intros. I didn't know about the berry thing with mistletoe.
ashiamalashia 3 years ago 2
I'm gonna make a mistletoe hat and come find ya :X
cheekychen 3 years ago
can i borrow that hat after you pls CC
jimmylights81 3 years ago
not on your nelly
cheekychen 3 years ago
if you get caught under the mistletoe, is it rude to check for berries before you feel obligated to kiss the other person?
UnsilentMinority 3 years ago 2
No, its a polite way to say: No, thanks. You dont't have to shake yr head or scream or sth like that. Just look up.
epist4xis 3 years ago