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  • Jubei vs Kliff.

    MAKE IT HAPPEN.

  • I wish I could place why the start of his theme sounds familiar.

  • @ironballs16 ... Why is your username almost exactly like mine?

  • (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

  •  (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

  • *Licks lips*

    Back in my day we did have this gun and motion things, we had sprites! We played gaming before it was easy! And by god we liked it.

    Oh my, I feel old.

  • @MarioLinkGenofan i know how you feel, and i'm only 22

  • If only he was 30 years younger he would kick anyones ass..... Oh... did he just become younger?! nah... he still looks like an old fart so it must have been my imagination

  • Dont even wanna know how he fights when he was a younger.

  • @qazzy When you see he seems to used the Dragon Slayer with on hand without difficulties then you can guess he surely kick a lot of asses.

  • This just proves it the older you get the more badass you get.

  • Cloud who?!?

  • pyramid head's granddaddy!

  • Sephiroth: Mine has Length.

    Cloud: Mine has Thickness.

    Kliff: And unlike you two, mine does not compensate for anything.

  • @9breakerODST Well Kliff has both length et tickness so what else ? x)

  • this game was most epic to me because of the awesome music and great cast.. how could they not continue this..?

  • Damn right, it's a butter knife.

    Odd how so many 'fighters' have apparently been made of butter.

  • -- Blazblue/Guilty Gear crossover --

    Kliff: "Hmph. So YOU are the so-called Grim Reaper everyone is talking about. I've seen the bounty on your head, kid. I won't hold back!"

    Ragna: "Who the hell are you calling a kid!? Heh, whatever. Don't throw your back out fighting me, old man!"

    Kliff: "Mine's bigger than yours."

    Ragna: "It's not the size of the sword that counts, but how yo-"

    Kliff: "I'm not talking about our SWORDS, kid. I know what Rachel Alucard has said about you."

    Ragna: >:O

  • @IAmTheStig320 LOL, why no table flip?

  • I dunno why, but I feel like Pride And Glory would fit Noel better, and Bullet Dance would fit Kliff.

  • Fallen Angel

  • Thats no knife..... Now thats a knife

    

  • I love his table flip at the beginning of the fight. He's all like "Bitch this ain't tea time!"

  • This shoud be rock lee's theme :D (annoying laughing)

  • That knife is compensation for his penis.

  • @wolflance64

    His penis is compensation for that knife.

  • Fuck Crocodile Dundee, THAT is a knife

  • @Mentos2000

    That's just fucking awesome.

  • That's right, he's a four foot tall senior citizen wielding an oversized butter knife. What's he gonna do with it, you ask?

    KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS, THAT'S WHAT.

  • @Twilightsarc too bad he was killed by a female Gundam, with a strap-on attachment

  • it would be cool to use a younger Kliff (like the one who appears when doing special moves) MOST OVERPOWERED CHARACTER EVER?

    he looked awesome in that manga D:

  • swag

  • He can churn butter with a toothpick.

  • what better way to keep those crazy neighbor kids off your lawn than to wield a giant knife in front of them.

  • that is the...scariest dwarf Iv'e ever seen!

  • @jakedge3 Not a dwarf, just an old man, with enormous peni-I mean blade!

  • トェェェェイ

  • but, can it butter toast?

  • @DaGleese Toast tastes the best when toasted by the breath of a dragon and buttered by Kiff.

  • @Vergil1Dante0 it is said if you eat that toast, you will turn into Bang Shishigami

  • @jawsTeh I need me some of that toast!!!

  • 0:30 to 0:45 makes this my favorite GG theme! :D

  • Boeing called, there's a jet out there missing its tailfin.

  • Crocodile Dundee would be proud.

  • So that's what Santa REALLY looks like when he visits the bad boys and girls at Christmas.

  • Wow...Try buttering your toast with that knife

  • Who needs kitchen knives anymore...

  • i don't know why but i'm expecting the song of storms to appear in this song

  • Cloud who?!?

  • It always cheesed me off that he was the only playable character from the original game not to make it into X. He was my favorite in the original. There's just something cool about an old guy that can swing around a ridiculously huge sword.

  • "Ah... steak... been lookin' forward to this all day, with all those nasty gears and whatnot..."

    *pulls out dragonslayer, cuts at steak, breaks both plate and table*

    "Dammit! 5th time this week..."

    *walks to hardware store*

  • What is that? A cheese knife?

  • Kliff is so badass, even his words hurt. (taunt)

  • Daaaaaaaaaannnnnnggggg...old dudes are epic now.

  • im not sure if alot notice this but has anyone notice that if u turn your head a little or look at it from a diffrent angle the dragon slayer like a fan a little

  • @100kirbyfan Yeah, I see it.

  • @100kirbyfan

    a sharp-edged fan !

  • I Love Part 0:30 - 0:45...thumbs up if you too

  • Kliff is my personal hero, i wish i could be this bad ass when i got old.

  • Cloud: D:

    Kliff: What?

  • @theguzeable

    Wow, now you got my thinking, who would win in a battle ?

    Kliff or Cloud ?

  • @FighterO21

    No competition, Kliff could use his manly oldness of Pwnage , and 1 hit kill cloud.

  • @FighterO21 Battle? That would be a cooking class. Kliff would teach us how to make Deep Fried EMO Fillet.

  • @theguzeable win

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  • Why my granddad is such a sissy if compared to THIS!

  • I love it how when you use his chaos he turns young for a second :D so awesome!

  • i woul like to see the episode where some random fruit gets cut up with kliffs knife in annoying orange

  • I'm wondering one thing here... Why hasn't anybody covered this awesome song?!?!

  • @dslcharge actually working on it >_> just been having mic problems with my current amp while moving away from simulators... >_> and seeing as how I enjoy doing the whole arrangement it'd take a while

  • He is Chef Tony's dad. That blade is a prototype of the "Miracle Blade: Perfect Serie".

  • The award for most ridicolus sword goes to Kliff!

    Cloud must be pissed!

  • ichigo would be prode

  • @toainferno180 Except Kliff came around long before Ichigo.

  • C'mon Faust! You call that a knife? This...

    IS A KNIFE.

  • *Table flip*

  • @killyh *Breaks bottle*

  • @killyh coffee table flip

  • Gotta love that utterly pleasant expression on his face in comparison to the giant meat cleaver hanging just above it.

  • That's not a knife, This is a knife!

  • wow... that weapon of his... i declare it to be... "the KING of all knives"!!! that thing kicks the tonberry's ass... XD

  • I remember when I was a kid playing GG for the first time. When I arrived to his guy on Arcade Mode he would kill me so fast. Shit, he hit like a truck.

  • @RaymondLau123 word of advice, when pitted against someone who's weapon weighs more than him, run

  • Now this is a knfe.

  • @Shadow022393 Cocodrilo Dundee's style.

  • I remember when I first unlocked this guy. I heard the theme already, pictured some boxer type guy sorta like Steve Fox off of Tekken. I found a midget with a sword bigger than me. Then I lost about 40% health in one hit, and learned to respect this man.

  • Kliffs the Chuck Norris of Guilty Gear.

  • @Pokeking45 No, that's Slayer.

  • Old Man Kliff is definitely an awesome character. First Character I beat I-No with, actually.

  • Not even Valkenhayn can stop this guy from getting his tapioca.

  • the weapon name is Dragon slayer

  • Cliff is what Cloud Strife would look like, when he gets old, lol =)

  • @TheSauronator And actually had balls =D

  • @theninjaswerehere actually he could be referencing the sailor song by toybox.

  • @solar464 which is also a take on the crocodile dundee catch phrase: that's not a knife, THIS is a knife!

  • @Sty2k5 thats a spoon -.-

  • @shadow11145 0.o i wasn't talking about what item i was holding at the time...just that it was a take on that catchphrase

  • @Sty2k5 i know but in the simpsons the guy says this is a knife! and pulls out a spoon ^.^

  • @shadow11145 it's originally from crocodile dundee....

  • @theninjaswerehere -chuckles- he could also be referencing the popular saying in crocodile dundee that the simpsons ripped off

  • Never saw him in Accent Core!

  • @14Drixon Because he's in Accent Core +.

  • @14Drixon he got taken out for balancing

    how do you make the dragon slayer not be over powered?

  • This is easily one of my favorite themes in the series, right up there with Venom's and Sol's.

  • *to Order Sol* You call that an overzised weapon? *draws DragonSlayer*

    Order Sol: WTF

  • now THAT`S!! a Knife!

  • Most Bad-ass theme from Guilty Gear. My personal favorite.

  • I admire a guy whose weapon probably wieghs more than himself

  • Kliff's penis is compensation for the Dragonslayer. 

  • @698qwerty And Bang's penis is compensation for that puny nail on his back.

  • Me: *takes out a knife*

    Kiff: *laughs* That's not a knife *takes out his weapon* This is a knife

    Me: Oh shit!

  • "O hay! Mi nem iz Kliff und ah eets teh submareenz lol"

  • Actually he is not very old, it's just because the sword drains him of his youth so he looks old if I remember

  • Kliff: DAGNABBIT WOMAN!!! Come to finish ur`old archnemesis eh? HAVE AT THEE!!!

    Justice: Actually i just wanted to borrow some money.

  • @delgado290690 A Holy Zen reference. A, tragically, dying breed of jokes. This already rare species was known for its colorful re imagining of Guilty Gear characters as well as its ability to induce surreal feelings in those new to such experiences. Truly, a majestic creature on the Internet Plains.

  • @HouseLyrander Justice: NOOOOOOOO.....

    (later)Justice: GO MY GEAR WALRUS ATTACK HIM WITH FLAME RETARDANT BLUBBER!!!

    Sol: OMFG IT HAS TUSKS!!

    the last time we ever saw Sol and crew XD

  • Man, Kliff is one crazy awesome old man, and unlike those "My past is full of sins" old men nowadays, he was a kind grandpa to everyone and had no intention of retiring right up until he knew he had fought his last.

  • SPANKING guitar in the opening. Just plain fucking sexy

  • cough cough...

    if he continue to swipe that big sword he will get heart attack someday...

  • he is more badass than Cloud in my opinion.

    hes an OLD guy with a gigantic blade stuck on some pieces of wood and the handle is basicly a long freaking STICK!

  • Cloud: Hey guyyyzzzzI have a big sword!! *coughmypenisissmallthoughcoug­h*

    Kliff: *ahem*

  • emm Zangetsu anyone?

  • This sounds Blazblueish.

  • is he still alive in GG story line?

  • @1stFeeder Nope. Dead. However I can't remember if it was from old age or if Justice finally managed to beat him on their 18th battle.

    He could still make some sort of return though, I mean, how many time travellers does Guilty Gear have now?

  • @Beelzeboogie he died of old age. justice only defeated him in battle, ky tried to fight her but lost and then sol destroyed justice. so yeah, kliff died of old age :p

  • @Beelzeboogie Axl Lowe is the only time traveler, mostly due to That Man's influence. If you say Sol is a time traveler then you are an idiot, he is the first Gear, therefore is permanently that age, made so by That Man, I-no is not a time traveler either, she is following orders from That Man and pops up where she needs to be. Slayer is an immortal vampire living in a different dimension, if my Guilty Gear history is right.

  • @Vergil1Dante0 she has the power to travel thru time

  • Unlime most people with big swords, there is no way in hell he's compensating for something.

  • Don't let those gray hairs fool you! O.o

  • How small does is penis have to be to justify using that?

  • Dragonslayer sword? More like World Cleaver to me. :P

  • i wonder what would happen if someone cosoplayed as kliff....

  • @MegadudeX13 The convention would either A) Want to have sex with him B) Run in fear of his giant sword or C) Want to have sex with his giant sword.

  • @MegadudeX13 My boyfriend's brother cosplayed as Cliff a couple times. Only one or two people at one of the two conventions knew who he was. They only wanted pictures.

  • Kliff Undersn: The baddest old man alive!

  • @zinmaster24 he offically passed up Mr. Miyagi and Master Asia

  • The people says that hard words does'nt solve anything have obviously never meet Kliff who takes the term a bit to litteral.

  • que buenos temas que tiene el guilty gear! gracias por subir estos temas, me estoy descargando ya los temas que tengo. grosso loco! muy bueno!!

  • If I were to pick between who would be better at being my grandpa between Santa and Kliff, I would pick Kliff, even though he has whooped my ass a shit load of times

  • And people say mixing two genres of music was a bad idea

  • No one lives forever against this sword.

  • kliff is so BADASS!!!!!, i luv the fact that when he does certain specials he turns 20 something for like 3 seconds

  • That blade makes even Cloud Strife and Sephiroth envious

  • Can anyone tell me how to unlock this character ?

  • @RedMinitor what GG are you playing

  • @TheInmoralFlame GG XX 

  • @RedMinitor well if you are playing #reload then you just have to get all the 3 paths in story mode for all the characters or complete 50 missions. if you have accent core then you are screwed because this character isnt unlockable

  • @TheInmoralFlame i have reload .. and thanks for your help

  • Word to the wise. Do NOT mess with Kliff Undersn. His sword alone is reason enough.

  • I bet this guy was a beast back in his day!

  • @Zazgar07

    From the looks of him, he never stopped being beast.

  • @TheImmortalNerd

    Thats true!

  • "Cm'ere ya whippersnapper! I'll show ya how we did beatdowns back in the olden days Mmrrhmrhrhrhr......Where's my prune juice?"

  • zangetsu and zabuzaz sword whatever, aint got nothing on Zanryuutou (Dragonslayer), which happens to be his actual sword

  • this guy is my grandpa.

  • It'd be funny if he cooked something with that thing :D

  • slayers even older and still looks as cool as if he was.....50

  • Dude....now THAT'S a big butcher knife... ^^

  • During time of peace, Kliff uses that sword to get pesky kids off his lawn

  • @DrNightbringer HAH now id love to see that! or he uses it to cut his prunes XD

  • Guilty Gear X, XX, X2, #Reload, Slash, Accent Core, y Accent Core PLUS!

    ''Pride And Glory''

    Kiff Undersn

    XD

  • Old man epicness is the best kind.

  • anybody get the feeling that if jubei is a playable character that hes gonna be epic like kliff?

  • Kliff so strong his taunt can hurt you!

  • Sounds just like him. Hmm..... how can I explain it? Its like the old timer's looking for a brawl. RAWR!!

  • @shirokurokun

    AC transit bus fight GG2 version anyone?

    kliff vs venom...

    FIGHT!!!

    *5 seconds later*

    CALL THE AMBERLAMPS!

  • That was beautiful.

  • LOL... I remember playing in the late Legacy Gamers GunZ server. Desu, one of the admins released a Guilty Gear Song Pack. This song was simply the best of the whole pack.

    Also the mission endings were the gameover song from #Reload.

    Good Times...

    I just can't remember what the others were...

  • lol he stole zangetsu!