Discord - Hey, I'm here to deliver a message

[R23nnd]

You come to my Equestria

You insult my princess

You Threaten my ponies with slavery and Death

[AdrenalineAddict610]

@R23nnd This is chaos!

Chaos?

THIS IS PONYVILLE!

[AwesomenessItself87]

@R23nnd Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Discord. Maybe you should have done the same.

[FanarnarBoi]

Hey you there. I've got a message for you. Hmm let's see. It says it's from a friend. Well, I guess that's everything. Got to go.

[avifffor]

Slap my hand.

[nero252]

My new text tone

[bewoulf2000]

Insert parody of singing telegram song

[andacg1]

A message of hope for those who choose to hear it. And a warning for those who do not.

[xbadninjax]

@andacg1 ME! The chosen one! THEY CHOSE ME! And I didn't even graduate from fucking highschool. :D

[ChReNiC]

"Ha ha ha, your reaction was better than I hoped! You're fun. And to think I could kill every stallion, mare and foal in Equestria in the blink of an eye if I wanted to. The power of death is intoxicating, isn't it?"

[RunsWithScissors61]

"It looks like you’re trying to restore Cloudsdale. Would you like to download the newest version of Equestrian Media Player? No? I'll remind you again in a few minutes."

*trollface*

[PAAabridged]

I came...

Rainbow:What?

To this labyrinth..to deliver a message...

CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES

[Froutloups]

Jesus in a nutshell.

[EzeCoyote]

Well, now I know what to put as the introduction everytime I get taken to voicemail.

[BorisFangirl]

I'm here to deliver a message, too. Imma Firin mah lazar! Bwa!!

[werewolf873]

Discord: I came

Dash: wat

Discord: to this hedge maze

Dash: oh..

Discord: to bring you a message.

[LeJourDuJugement]

@werewolf873 CARD GAMES ON CHARIOTS!

[SomeKindaSpy]

"Now this is the story all about how Cloudsdale got flip turned upside down; and I'd like to take a minute. Just sit right there! I'll tell how you can go save the city in the air!"

[BlizzySky]

I.. I got a top comment? on a kyrospawn video? Now i can finally rest in piece.. *dissolve*

[Cobrakun12]

@BlizzySky Farewell, BlizzySky... you will never be forgotten...

Unless, of course, someone beats out your top comment. <_<

[amethystluvsaxel]

Discord: hey i'm just trying to deliever a message

RD: oh yea

Discord: now listen carefully. Valve has just bought out Hasbro and the Hub don't expect a season three *troll face*

[S3LLERY]

This is your singing telegram

I hope it finds you well

I'm going to brainwash you

'Cause chaos is truly swell

[Nfox0900]

Reminds me of the big labowski for some reason.

[doogle5747]

"Through interpretive da--"

"STFU Discord. You said that already!!"

[HikariTanDesu]

Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai!

[OdnetninAdlez]

Page for Mr. Doodle!

[DarkLuigi4321]

in the newest episode big Macintosh forms a sentance

[pulmonaryarchery88]

PENIS....

that is all

[SonofMrPeanut]

The prince of Neighgeria has died and left you, the last of the line, 1 billion bits. Just give me your credit card and social security number and it's all yours.

[nigahiga68]

How do you deliver messages across the world?

*punches face*

WITH A PLANE!!!!!

[Kody910]

...THAT YA SUCK.

[Torffvit]

Dear Pierre Cuwl:

That is how you pronounce "Derpy is cool" in SWEDISH!

[Biolizard4000]

Message just came in troops. We attack in Normandy.

[Kalmfox172]

Telegram, from Mistah Dee!

*mauls Discord with a telephone*

[DarkZerkerX]

Draconian or Equestrian, nopony harms a messenger!

[sonicdahedgehogfan1]

Translation: I BROUGHT YOU A LETTER!!!

[FrenchFuhrer]

Discord: Er ist nicht in der Bunkeranlage.

RD: Gesundheit.

[DragoSonicMile]

Scout: Return ta Freakin' Sender!

[knucklesXrouge2256]

You've got Mail.

[LeJourDuJugement]

It's from Luna.

Dear pesky ponies, the Shadowbolts and I have taken over Celestia's kingdom. The Princess is now a permanent guest in one of my seven Lunar Hotels. I dare you to find her if you can.

[Karlos1234ify]

"We just got a letter. We just a letter. We just got a letter. I wonder, who it's from?"

[Gunjack65]

Hang on, that's Spike's job.

[GiantGrotle]

lol Derpy's job silly!!!!! :P

[Sherbrony]

I BOUGHT YOU A LETTER

[BlizzySky]

Congratulations, Discord. You're the new Derpy Hooves.

[patrick9654]

@BlizzySky Discord Hooves! Or DerpyCord

[mongo0206]

"Don't shoot the messenger...Oh wait hes the bad guy"*cocks gun*

[InvaderWakkoReborn]

He better not be a messenger of Resetti...

[ItThunderbolt]

AAAAAAAAHHHH! Yourself!

[OfficialLittlePanda]

RD: I thought Derpy was for that.

[PSshadow92]

Discord: Drink. Your. Ovaltine.

Rainbow Dash: Son of a bitch!

[SidRulz100]

Yeah, Dash! Don't shoot the messenger!

[starfox991]

what do you want Q?

[PissMyselfLaffing]

Well, Obviously, your not a golfer...

[K9RacingAndStuff]

Derpy hooves: I bought you a letter ^_^.

[BLARGHALT]

What, that you look like Dr. Frankenstein's failed first attempt?

[dude2dawg]

It's not about the chaos, it's about sending a message...Everything burns!

[Bashinzu]

"You take the blue box, the story ends, you stay in this maze forever. You take the red box, you get your wings back and can save Cloudsdale."

[xCuddles34]

Discord: Hey, I'm here to deliver a message. *clears throat* I'm gonna give you your wings and you better take them or else you're not going to continue this episode.

[CallMeFail]

you're not Derpy GTFO Discord

[AQrippin]

"A letter... Not sure who from... He wouldn't say, just that he was a friend."

[Hippolf]

Persian or Greek, no man threatens a messenger!

[stuff456789]

I wanna play a game

[Kennydiedagain]

Isn't that Derpy's job?

[LexyconDevil]

@Kennydiedagain Derpy is a slave, so he or she can't talk. And is mentally disabled on top of that.

[LexyconDevil]

@Kennydiedagain Derpy getting Princess Mattel's stones of elemental alchemy may just cure Derpy's on-the-surface-just-an-eye-con­dition thing, though. Discord doesn't really think things through, obviously; it looks like in this one he just watches too many cartoons. :)

[jinrex015]

@Kennydiedagain why?

[BringYerOwnBomb]

THE MESSIAH!

[tehPizzachu]

I wish there was a brony emailing system that played this or the singing telegram song whenever I logged on or got mail

[Linkzor24]

"Dude, this thing claims I have a message!"

[aman00781]

Candy gram for mongo

[DragonfireEXtreme402]

Do I dare post this comment? Ah, what the hell.

"Dear pesky plumbers. The Koopalings and I, have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 hotels. I dare you to find her if you can!"

[DragoonProp]

"...Hub will release My Little Pony Tales instead of season 3."

[LeJourDuJugement]

I BROUGHT YOU A LETTER!

[liongirlfc]

"A child was born. No wait wrong message. It's not Christmas and I'm not an angel."

[Reishyn]

"I gotta message for ya."

"What's the message?"

"Arrivederci. Gilda Corleone says goodbye."

[ThePoeticPony]

I just love how mine and the other guy's comment kind of contradict each other XD

[fdrdevotee]

"I am here to delver a massege from a demon" saided a bearded draconequus with angry talon. He ripped Rainbow castla but Rainbow duck under the talon and return the fatal blow.

"Who the demon?!" Rainbow Dash sets down her hooves.

"Please I am only bring message" and the Draconequus died with blood attack.

[TomTheDiamondMLP]

You've got Message!

[RandomPecans]

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!

[segonyosoftendo]

@RandomPecans you will never guess what i found in my mane last night, go ahead guess.

[Schniedragon88]

Discord: Have you heard the word? About the bird?

[golem237100]

YOUR NOT DERPY!

[AsterDXZ]

No man! Persian nor Greek attacks a messenger!

Rainbow Dash: THIS IS SPARTA!

[devilsasuke93]

Trollestia Approved

[brb1006]

Brainy Smurf : I got a message. All ways chew with your mouth closed. Papa tough use that.

Papa Smurf : Yes, you should use that.

[BronyRD]

Mr. Discordi sends his regards.

*Bam!*

[Rexaura888]

...Cardgames on Motorcycles.

[PonyofDuality]

>Account suspended due to Copyright claims from Hasbro Inc.

[darknessdealer115]

Sunglasses u know what that means

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[RevengeOfMoctezuma]

Be afraid! Ponyville will burn to the ground!

[MrFahrenheit6]

Dear pesky ponies.......

[XxNeoPrincexX]

@MrFahrenheit6 the koopalings and I have taken over the Equestrian Kingdom. The Princess (celestia) is now a permanent guest at one of my seven hotels. I dare you to find her.

[DaOneWhoRulz]

You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not.

[Huussi6]

Courier o' chaos

[Gracelyassa]

man discord is hot, would totally bang 10/10

[LeJourDuJugement]

Watch out guys!

We're dealing with a badass here.

[w3irdo13]

"I'm here to wreak havoc and deliver a message, but I'm all out of letters."

[Mapleopian]

Don't shoot the messenger!

[BuizelPikachu]

*hippee* heyy mann. I come in peace. I come in peace man, to deliver a message of peace, man.

[13mungoman13]

No man, Pony or Griffon, no man threatens a messenger!

[NICK41206]

@ITSbigwillystyle DAY DURK UR JERB

[Mastr513]

"I've been looking for you. Got something I'm supposed to deliver - your hands only."

[PSNMiXeDy]

dat voice.

[ThePoeticPony]

@TheDesertedRanger watch?v=PPwe56YjiDw

[TheDesertedRanger]

@ThePoeticPony Thanks

[OwltheMouse]

Discord: Fire alone will save the world, Rainbow Dash... You are about to be replaced in the future by the new hero... Firestar...

Rainbow Dash: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

4 seasons later, all of Equestria was destroyed by 17.9 earthquake. And Twilight survived.

Yeah. Kingdom Hearts mode. Cool vid Kyro!

[ThePal93]

Don't kill the messager!

[fleskfan100]

Congratulations Discord, you're the new Derpy.

[Thatmexicasiankid]

Watch out Guys, we're dealing with a badass over here

[theawesomestawesomer]

I BROUGHT YOU A LETTER!

[ITSbigwillystyle]

Derpy: HE TERK MAH JOB!

[OrangeJuiceGamerRawr]

@ITSbigwillystyle HE TOOK HER JAWB!!!!!!!!!!

[ThePoeticPony]

@ITSbigwillystyle THEY TERK OWR JUBS!

[maalbe987]

Derpy: AW HEEEELL NO!!!!

[elpadilla86]

Derpy: HEY THAT'S MY JOB!

[CultClassicMashtah24]

Discord: *does dance, then starts singing* I am your singing telegram!

Rainbow Dash: *shoots him*

[ThePoeticPony]

@CultClassicMashtah24 Everybody thumbs up this comment

[superspy6]

@CultClassicMashtah24 CLUEDO :D!!!!

[SuperSegaGuy]

A letter... not sure who from. Wouldn't say. Just that he was a friend of yours. Looks like that's it .Got to go

(Letter from a friend added)

[dustyreece]

This is now my text notification tune.

[TheWackyDiscord]

Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Coridai!

[ApocalypseMoose]

Discord is Faith.

[Soriokeink]

curd i mad a lot of errors

[Soriokeink]

Discord con-trolls eeverything he sets his eyes eyes. He has an army of freaky aminals sso masive that they shake the ground with their march and drink the Clocatate rain dry. All he reqires is this, a simple offering, of equestria, and chaos. A token of Equestras submission, to the will of Equestria.

Rainbow: ...Summision? That's a bit of a problem, we heard the buffalos already turned you down, plus Equestrans, have our reputation to conciser.

[IamNCortex]

You got mail.

[FeNiXwOnG951]

Dat URL

[lankygit101]

*black hand print*

WE KNOW

[ColonelVomit]

...and to demonstrate my left turn signal.

[LionMoofassa]

Discord: I came

Twilight: What?

Discord: To deliver a message

Twilight: Oh

Discord: Card games on ponycycles

[SupSupSweden]

He really needs to practise more on that impersonation of Derpy!

[theblackholefan573]

-slaps April O'Neal-

"Shut it"

[NuMrGreen]

I'm here to notify your next of kin THAT YOU SUCKED.

[MultiCinemaniac]

Prisoner Zero has escaped.

[ThePoeticPony]

This is your singing telegram, I hope it gives you hell, you're invited to join Discord through reasons I won't tell. I am spreading chaos so help me celebrate, the chocolate rain will be delicious, the pandimonium first-rate!...........

[rotomRASENGAN]

@ThePoeticPony There will be some ballet bison, long legged bunnies, cardboard huts. And this party shall never end, don't give me if's and but's. No need to be a wimp, being here will be a blast. Chaos is a wonderful thing and it shall always last. It will be the same without you so you're free to run away. But you don't even have a choice, so just enjoy your stay. *Poof*

[ThePoeticPony]

@rotomRASENGAN Later that day, no-pony came to help Discord spread chaos. Like Pinkie, he went batsh*t insane from lonliness, but unlike Pinkie, he turned into a garden ornament.

[theguywhoannoysme]

@ThePoeticPony Godlike. Somepony make a version of this now!

[MrJinley]

You've got mail.

[Angeliclily]

Derpy approves.

[destructioncs]

Body language=alright let's all just calm the fuck down

[TheJboy88]

Unless the message is "I am an unforgivable ass for doing the things I've done" I don't want to hear it.

[stinger9]

Discord: The game,

RD:...

RD: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

/oldmeme

[TakoshidaEpikShinxz]

Totally gonna use this as my ringtone.

[MrUHaveAnOctopussy]

GLA POSTAL SERVICE!!!!

[ImWithStupid9111]

discord: CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!

[Arteza147]

Through interpretive dance!

[Boodendorf]

Derpy: HE TOOK MY JOB!

[SilenceM0rtal]

Derpy: Umm, no, your not. Or I will have to kick some Q ass.

[mountrnatr]

Discord's Chaos Telegram.

[Vegadra]

Ringtone!

[nigahiga68]

Discord at the beginning is all "Watch out guys, we're dealing with a badass!"

[TranquilFury1993]

HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER IS NOW IN A QUARRY AT WORK, AND IT IS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT. IF YOU AS MUCH AS STEP ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE... WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME!

[ars731]

Princess Celestia has been kidnapped by Ninjas, are you a bad enough pony to rescue the Princess?

[ShinehRiolu]

Discord is new Derpy.

[World1Level2]

YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O

[AntiRiku3762]

I BROUGHT YOU A LETTER!

[saijeehiguchi]

Discord is being a missionary to HIMSELF!

[cytorakdemon]

Ponies are back on Saturdays?

We know.

[FFF1987RETURNS]

"The message is....YOU STINK!"

*Disappears* 

[Totyma]

...Now let's see, a letter not sure who form. He wouldnt say. Just that he was a good friend of yours *item added* looks like thats i,t got to go.

[mttloebach]

Thumbs up if you're waiting for someone to upload the new episode on youtube.

[TerrorWolfX]

new text notification sound :P

[leothelion19]

wait a minuet your not derpy...

[RockinDelta]

Thiiiis is a singing telegram...

[hurricanepigeon]

let me guess my princess is in another castle