Chuck Norris v Jesus in Wii Sports Part 1

[bayboitonio]

Chuck Norris can beat the wall in tennis

[Taser8288]

God taught Jesus. Chuck Norris taught God.

[micahkiill]

jesus looks like tommy chong

[RealBibos]

jesus uses mircles

[SchemoKitty3000]

Chuck Norris never misses.

[Aggiailamica]

Chuck Norris let Jesus Christ win...

[tmarr7861]

this is fake chuck allways wins

[rukachanstraight]

WTF have you done? if chuck norris ever see this you can be sure that he will kill you. Chuck, have mercy on his soul.

[TheRandomPlayer]

neh chuck norris sucks

also jesus

[Acey223]

RELIGION IS A LIE!

[vlad007001]

@Acey223 your mom is a lie

[EnYoTexHe]

Jesus looks like he would be naked :-)

[123Ureadthishah]

Jesus can walk on water.

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

[bigjake52]

What is jesues?

[seth2111]

don't worry chuck, even you cannot do everything, everybody has their Achilles heel, your just happens to be tennis.

[pokereak3344]

Metaknight19 doesn't know how powerful Chuck is, he deserves a roundhouse kick to the face, from the real chuck

[victormorenoortega]

jesus may walk o water but chuck norris can swim in land

[videogamecollecto100]

if chuck norris and jesus have to play every sport known to mankind including wrestling it might be a tie or jesus would win

[GeniusInFrance73]

Gotta have Chuck come play Wii sports at my house. We just have Jesus, Santa Claus, and Diablo. Nice.

[loweydude220]

whoever is playing as chuck norris does not deserve control of chuck norris, even though there is no control over chuck norris, except from chuck norris himself

[tnai819]

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor­ing

[ErrorPwnage]

This video is what Chuck Norris dreamed. It is one of his nightmares (although it wont ever happen): losing.

[Lakedaimon47]

the video sucks monkey cocks , lame

[Beckenbart]

Chuck Norris don´t fail never!



[Beckenbart]

Chuck Norris don´t fail



[NotAwesome4You]

Fake. If this was really Chuck Norris, he would won even before the game begin

[CoolMosh345]

Chuck IS Jesus -_-

[magichatake]

You band of blasphemers! Are you nuts for sayind this things without thinking. Chuck Norris did nothing for you and you will support it? Just Jesus to forgive what things you have done here.

[leonpowalski2008]

The Wii likes to claim that Chuck Norris's skill level in tennis is only 81, because if it tried to calculate his true skill level, it would freeze and probably never work again.

[XsimsruleX]

Everytime u thumbs up this comment Chuck Norris will round house Justin Bieber's face

[ThePokemonfan365]

@XsimsruleX - Chuck Norris will round house Justin Beiber's face before they even meet.

[b3stm0dd3r]

@XsimsruleX thumps up if you thumbsed up simrules comment over 947 times. :D

[musicmyelement]

@dinizithu you fuckin' asshole are a faggot...

[09numbers09]

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can walk on jesus..................

[Kazoras]

Jesus beats all...

[TheIrishRulez]

Hey crockenspiel! what did u say? Chuck got owned?

[JakobTurnerr]

you guys are such pro's

[EmanDaBeatman]

jesus will always win

[kswiss85]

false, chuck norris always wins no matter who the opponent

[rabbifilms]

Chuck Norris doesnt play tennis.

[togetherinthebatlles]

chuck norris doesnt loose.... he just allows you to win!!!

[ATInyBoob]

This is fake, because there is only ONE CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!

[termin107]

Jesus, God, and Bruce lee are the only ones who can defeat chuck norris



[TheW177]

@termin107 bob munden too

[QUINNSONIFY]

This is fake it couldn't happen... For Chuck Norris IS Jesus.

[Sirrandomsauce]

GAY NO SOUND!!!!!!!!!!!

[crunchynacho]

comment owned by chuck norris

[FVGSProductions]

Comment removed by Jesus Christ

[TheRobloxfighter]

chuck norris=return of jesus

[Freakyman901]

THE ETERNAL UNANSWERABLE QUESTION~CHUCK OR JESUS?

[turbogamer25]

jesus was the phototype chuck norris

[Roselia2311]

Jesus win xD and.... chuck norris win for chuck norris is the second mesías

[ohahmenuts]

now i must make these in mii plaza 

[LoneSoul0742]

Chuck norris doesn't need a racket.

[danmererh]

Chuck Norris is Jesus

[Mrsuperamazing1]

@danmererh No, he's his cusin.

[lightningbolt61]

@danmererh you gotta be a big idiot to think that.

[smartguyjaja]

fake chuck norris is jesus >:O

[SuMcHiCk148]

Jesus Christ! It's Chuck Norris!

[jonasfeld]

Man, Jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can swim on land

[cacaman100oo]

chuck norris once had sex he's still a virgin because chuck norris never loses anything.

[stamlvl80]

Chuck will never lose ....... even against Jesus

[blackdeamon1928]

it took god 6 billion years to make the earth... in 6 seconds chuck Norris created god

[MichaelMyers239]

this video sucks chuck norris woldve won or it would at least be a tie!!!

[danhabsfan9]

yeah this video is wrong. if this were to happen then they would be locked in an epic volley for eternity.

[dillongipson111]

Wow u suck at Tennis

[wassupguy1]

Jesus is the great one. Chuck is the CHOSEN one!

[JackEmbomb]

you got it all wrong. chuck norris is jesus

[Broncosfan131]

chuck norris doesnt play tennis, he WINS at tennis

[momsaidbeef]

chuck norris would win all three games with one swing

[redwv]

@CommanderCody88 HAHA,Me,FRIENDLY? No,man,no. dude im not friendly but ima christian.

[redwv]

im a christian and i find this funny,because CN let jesus win

[shit311]

gee you shouldnt fight chucky. you cant win baby

[Frenchfri79]

The only only reason CHuck Norris lost was because the tennis ball was scared of the ALMIGHTY ROUND HOUSE!!! so whoever made this video well its game over caus Chuck will find you

[marioman241]

you guys are going to hell.

[dragon987000]

@marioman241

Christians are always so uptight learn to take a joke

[danhabsfan9]

@dragon987000 maybe he was saying a joke. or maybe he was saying the people who made this video are going to hell because they made chuck norris lose. maybe you shouldn't jump to conclusions.

[xxchaosXmusicianxx]

@marioman241 If I'm going to hell for appreciating Chuck Norris jokes on a youtube video/ watching Chuck Norris vs Jesus videos, then something is really wrong.

[thebest0ful]

@marioman241 i dont agree with what people are saying either but that doesnt mean they are going to hell also i am christian but not a troller so i will no longer talk about religion

[Jordihedgehog123]

chuck norris would score 999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999 (infinite) points before jesus can do 1/2 of a point

[MrMamaluigi13]

it should have tied

[comediac92]

Jesus only won because his dad helped

[therandomcookieshow]

@comediac92 No,Chuck Norris didn't lose this,his great great great great great great great great great granddaughter did.Even with the help of jesus's dad,chuck would win in one serve.

[therandomcookieshow]

@comediac92 No,Chuck Norris didn't lose this,his great great great great great great great great great granddaughter did.Even with the help of jesus's dad,chuck would whop his ass so hard his hand came out the mouth.

[Detiminator]

You people are so silly. Here's the deal.

1) Chuck Norris "lost" in the same way that a professional athlete would "lose" to a little kid. Out of the kindness of his heart :')

2) There is only one Chuck Norris on the field. He's just fast enough to be in two places at once. He could have been in more places, but that would have been unfair.

[Kupabomber]

Actually, he was also at the snack bar grabbing a hotdog, and he was also on a flight to california, and he was taking on Fred in an annoying voice contest. Guess who won?

[Brickstudios12]

when girls have sex with chuck norris they scream god

[TheDiddin1]

Yep, 141 Christians and 282 non- Christians :)

[BlackHeart8452]

Did you know that Chuck Norris has been to Mars? That's why there's no life on it.

[karatekid778]

Chuck Norris doesn't fall. He body slams the Earth.

[sceeterguy34]

@hyperbubblez he made the world in 7 days but chuck norris can make love to a girl in 7 seconds

[hyperbubblez]

god made the world in 7 days..

then chuck norris took over.

[MrGap92]

I have advice who spelled Chucks name with lower case letters, hide.

[CloudSanglant]

Jesus was the first man to walk on water

Chuck was the first man to walk on jesus

[Gamesmaster331]

Chuck Norris Checks under his bed for bruce lee,God Checks under his bed for chuck norris

[Calzilla2000]

@Gamesmaster331 no no no chuck norris wold snap buuse lees ne it one hit!

[iscrulz]

@Gamesmaster331 Bruce lee checks under his bed for Ke$ha

[toaker]

Chuck Norris doesnt believe in God, God belives in Chuck Norris

[mysteryman1606]

wait chuck norris isnt jesus!?!?!?

[CloudSanglant]

@mysteryman1606 good point

[garytang182]

i was expecting it to go light speed and set the crowd on fire and move the land

[TheNuclearSilo]

(Comment removed by Chuck Norris)

[coasternut3091]

They both suck at tennis lol

[Arthos455]

Chuck norris is jesus sillys=3

[1dalyan]

jesus looks like a hippy lol :P

[brainjuice654]

chuck norris doesn't read the bible, the bible reads chuck norris

[Richard3261]

chuck norris doesnt need a racket. he moves the ball himself

[coolrepublicans2032]

Dosen`t Chuck Norris and jesus resemble snake from the metal gear solid series?

[finalfantasygamer101]

Chuck starts wii sports with a skill level of OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!

[number9080]

@finalfantasygamer101 damn i was going to make the joke

[finalfantasygamer101]

Vhuck starts wii sports with a skill level of OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!

[kilsikon7]

bruce lee

[bobbymay121]

Chuck Norris is Jesus in Disguise

[Hey573]

Chuck norris's tears cure cancer. too bad hes never cried.... ever

[spikewell2]

@chibiemo100 HAXORZ

[FreeRiderProductions]

This video is an insult to chuck norris there is no way that he could lose a point

[CrazyMan631]

comment removed by chuck norris (jesus arrives) "oh come on chuck u damn showo-AGGGGHHHH" when police found jesus there was a boot imprint in his face O_o

[hekkuta]

whose side would Satan be on? :o

[MissHeatherAnn1]

@hekkuta Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

So i guess the devil would be on Chuck's side :P

[scwolfbite]

Jesus rules! why do so many people think that Chuck Norris is so special? he is just an actor! a highly overated actor!!!

[hekkuta]

@scwolfbite he is also a world-class martial artist... (:

[unitedhorde]

fake... if chuck norris losses the time and space you back up and let him win no matter what..

AKA no one can beat chuck norris

[okmankk]

if chuck hit the ball with his hand the univures would explode and all that would be left is chuck and the ball

[Telenna]

Obvious fake. Chuck Norris can't lose.

[WarriorCgc]

@Telenna Chuck Norris is a atom commpared to Jesus Christ

[shamanazakura]

@WarriorCgc

Jesus Christ isn't even a atom compared to Chuck

[jonasfeld]

@WarriorCgc your n00b, Chuck pwns jesus

[WarriorCgc]

@jonasfeld You retard Jesus pwns chuck

[betagamma18]

@jonasfeld I've met Chuck Norris, and he hates people like you. Bandwagoners that hop on whoever's dick is most popular at the time. loljk Troll me. Bitch.

[masterdeathify]

D'oh my god, chuck, how could you let so many people down? chuck norris is superior

[zeoliveira22]

Chuck Norris ftw \m/

[yonkazalbo1]

Comment removed by Jesus

[mackan289]

This is fake Chuck Norris won

[fingerhands]

Comment removed by Chuck Norris

[SonicWolvelina99]

D: Jesus WON?!

[GiantEagleStealer7]

@SonicWolvelina99 OBVIOSLY!

[JonnyB565]

There's something wrong here, Chuck Norris has a wayyyyyyyyy higher skill level than Jebus and Chuck Norris NEVER loses the first round of anything, not even if its a fight with Death!

[1PokemonIsBest1]

chuck is the only man that can say supercalifragilisticespialidoc­ious BACKWARDS

[sontuk96]

@1PokemonIsBest1 no

[1PokemonIsBest1]

@sontuk96 wtf? yes he can and dont just randomly waste your time to say "no"

[phiphers]

chuck invented wii, but intended the control to be on his feet to practice his roundhouse kick

[humpt2345]

Chuck Norris won before the game was made

[OUTLAW767]

According to the bible, Jesus made the earth in 7 days. Chuck Norris made God with the click of a finger.

[historyofmetal]

@OUTLAW767 according to the bible, God made the earth; Jesus wasn't even around when the earth was created. i don't know what bible you're talking about...

[ricky420DnB]

You guys suck

no offense 

[AndrewMcWeatherwax]

chuck norris is older than his dad

[OUTLAW767]

@AndrewMcWeatherwax No, lol Chuck Norris has no Dad. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself. lol

[BiGcRaPz]

Hmm... U fail at Wii tennis xD

[pubah13]

CHUCK NORRIS WILL COME AT UR HOUSE AND KILL UR FAMILY

XD

[keybladeoftheyear]

chuck norris ended the game by just being there

[THELOQUENDOMAN]

jesus is gay

[jic2234]

@THELOQUENDOMAN your going to hell now

[GrandFunker]

Chuck Norris only loses to Jesus, because Chuck is friends with his old man

[MISSIGN]

Jesus vs Chuck??? But... Chuck Norris is God!!!

[ContanmentOfTheHeart]

Chuck norris is so epic If he was to die (Not going to happen)The world would go into mass chaos

[DylanSprousSonicAnim]

Go Jesus! +

[ZonnollyC]

@DylanSprousSonicAnim chuck norris kills jesusin hand to hand combat

[CJ090]

no not possible chuck norris and jesus couldnt be on a tennis court together cause there would be a nuclear explosion from so much awesome in one area

[dempere02]

gtfo you guys suck at wii.

[johnathon124]

@dempere02 its Jesus vs Chuck Norris. They're doing bad intentionally. Duh.

[ReptileSlayer]

what kind of recorder did you use? I want to make Wii and PS2 walkthroughs.

[johnathon124]

@ReptileSlayer i think its a video capture card, you buy one of those just about... everywhere

[Suthek]

Only Jesus and Chuck Norris can play a double without additional players.

[LoveAddictREmix]

The bible's original name was "Chuck Norris and Friends"

[imaginelexi85]

JESUS LOSES JUST KIDDING JESUS WINS

[spikewell2]

@imaginelexi85 CHUCK NORRIS LOSES JUST KIDDING CHUCK (should) WIN

[cslocum5]

Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through dry land

[leovld94]

@cslocum5

Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Noriss walked on Jesus.

[Noobsack12349]

@cslocum5 thats very funny

[DarkShinyH]

@cslocum5 Chuck Norris walked even on Jesus.

[hotdogman67]

@cslocum5

LOL!!! XD

[eladreltuc]

I thought they were the same guy?!

[Solidjesse]

Jesus worships Chuck Norris XD

[HolyPwngeSucker]

Dislike, why? Cuz you play Wii

[MangoKid1000]

this really isnt funny