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  • Nein

  • Oh gosh it's soooo freakin' hilarious!!!!!!

  • HAHAHAH i love greg from 3:39-3:46 lol "here is the qwestionnn..."

  • B was actually "Shut up piggg!!!!"..

  • I would have said "what is the second letter in the English alphabet?" a.d b.c c.b or d.a

  • ah yes, Ryan's Swedish/Italian/Dutch/German accent

  • This is sooooo racist. And soooo hilarious.

  • This was my favorite whoseline moment ever XD

  • i love when Colin starts laughing at 4:34 XD

  • @shincin thats Ryan

  • @mariachiplayer1 Colin laughs in the background if u hear real closely

  • @shincin i did lol Colin has the cutest laugh especially when Ryan hits Drews desk light

  • That was the worst acting German I've ever seen and as a German I should know! I laughed through the whole clip xD so funny ^^

  • 2:28 is the funniest part

  • How can I help YOOOOOU? . . . . What can I DOOOO?

  • I used to answer C but then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • I jack off to colin....

  • How can I help yooooou?

  • 4:36

    That's pretty close for Ryan to laugh :)

  • i love greg, he hs the best german accent its hilarious hahhahaxxx

  • I'm german.... and this is quite rediculous... very funny, but weird at the same time XD

  • I like how Ryan picks poland (c) then changes his answer to c. lol.

  • 2:22

    "I WOULD LIKE TO INVADE POLAND!!!" was C... not B...

    B was "SHUTTAP PIG! :3"

    silly Greg... :P

  • What is it with the Kathy Griffin jokes at the beginning of Millionaire show scenes? Is it cause she's a ho? 0_o

  • @TheOneFreerunner its not kathy griffin. its kathy lee, the host of the morning show...or the today show. one of those early morning shows and she's extremely annoying.

  • 2:07 - wow, Ryan really didn't think that move through...

  • why is this show not on the air morn often!?

  • ryan comes of a little asian

  • you don't know how to spell "check"?

  • I'm black, and I thought the Black Forest crack was funny.

  • I'm surprised nobody has cried 'racist!' at the 'Black Forest' remark. Then again, he was playing a Nazi type. I personally am no PC 'Nazi' but I did find the joke distasteful.

  • did ryan said "horst koehler" ? that was the german president... no doubt

  • Aww! Ryan and Greg are so cute as Germans:)

  • The look on Ryans face when Colin says how can I help you is awesome! I love it. :D

  • even Colin was laughing during the phone call. "are u Swedish?" lmao

  • FOOOOOUUUURR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • colin *always* gets ryan XD

  • lol im german and this is funny :D

  • HOW CAN I HELP YOOOOOU!

  • The surprise on Ryan's face when Colin tries to cheat. XD

  • Bad!

  • "oh smuck" im going 2 start saying that now :)

  • I was too busy laughing that I forgot what the second question was.

  • did anyone else notice Ryan's arm position when he said hi to uncle Schmidt

  • Sometimes, I got from C to three... LOL

  • The look on Ryan's face when Colin busted out the Col. Klink (like he expected anything different after the "Hogaaaaannn" line?)....priceless!!

  • HOGAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

    How can i help youuuuu?

    XD

  • Greg nailed this one...

  • "I am almost goin' in my pants"

    "That's a lot of lederhosen."

    I think you mean... LITRE-hosen!!! :D

  • Colin's German sounds like Col. Klink.

  • Ryan sounded more swedish than german...

  • Wow. This is the only show where the accents can slip to all over the globe and it not ruin the performance. "Are you Svedish?" lol!

  • Sometimes I change from C to 3!

  • Black Forrest...LOL awesome

  • I <3 this show!

  • is that your final answer? ya. is that your final answer? ya. (beady stink eyes) is that your final answer???

  • I just rotflmao every time i watch this skit lolz

  • What does Colin say 4:52-4:57? And Drew's laugh after that was perfect.

  • Holy balls Greg is absolutely perfect in this. He does the best german impression and it's improv. Well done I say.

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  • Only an American could think that sounds anything like a real German accent.

  • @GSNRecords Luckily i'm from Greenland. Or maybe that makes me unlucky.

  • @GSNRecords Hahah yes but have you ever heard a german try to do an american accent?

  • B no c no a alright

  • MEIN FÜHRER I CAN WALK! They dialed the wrong number, to reach hogan you have to go through the sub not call stalag thirteen because kinch and newkirk aren't always monitoring the phone calls in an and out of the camp. ryan should have known that.

  • i like greg in this show...he's really funny

  • D: THE CAT!!!!

  • LOL

  • Hands down one of the best skits they've ever done on Whose Line. This one and the Improbable Mission where they do the laundry with the cat are my top two all time favorite games.

  • go to hell spiffor

  • general Burkhalter...

    ...NO CHEATING YOU IDIOT!!!

    lol

  • @OsamaBinLooney hahahahahahaah, love it.

  • @OsamaBinLooney He says get the book lol, not general burkhalter

  • @xADAMxSTix i still hear "general burkhalter" after listening to it 10 times i'm not sure how you can possibly hear "get the book"

  • @OsamaBinLooney "Get the bookhalter"

  • @xADAMxSTix ummm ok... i guess you can believe whatever you want to believe you heard then...

    i'm the one with the highest rated comment

  • @OsamaBinLooney Its get the book halter. How the hell is general burkhalter cheating? He said get the book so he can look up the answer. Holy christ people are stupid.

  • @Moonrain69 geez why can't everyone just cut it out

    so me and 19 other people are wrong and you are right

    wow you are retarded, so who the fuck is Halter then?

    tell ya what if you replace me as highest rated comment i'll admit you are right

    while we wait for that to happen try cleaning the wax out of your ears and actually listening

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  • @Moonrain69 ok whatever helps you sleep better at night

    youtube is shock full of crazy people so i'll just let you believe what you want to no matter how strange

    but i still have no idea who these Halter and Holtannn people are you mentioned i've seen 99% of all the episodes and never heard of them

    general burkhalter still makes the most sense cus he's asking him for help

    if you ARE gonna keep this going at least say who they are, what roles they played, and which episode do they appear in

  • @Moonrain69 Not to restart a 5 day old argument, but Colin does say General Burkhalter. Colin was impersonating Col. Klink (from Hogan's Heroes, a 60's/70's TV show) and General Burkhalter is Klink's commanding officer. I don't have a great explanation for why Greg said not to cheat, but the best answer I can come up with is that Colin/Klink was asking Burkhalter for help. (interestingly enough, Greg's German accent occasionally sounds like Burkhalter) Hope this clears up any confusion.

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  • 80 people got invaded by Germany

  • 2:31 Ahhhhh! Greg is Dr. Strangelove!!!! :O

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

    OMG. This what fucking hilariousss.

    "Can I help youuuuuu?" xD

  • HOGAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!­!!

  • 80 people should've consulted uncle schmidt in the audience.

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  • definitely one of greg's best bits

  • Awkward moment when you speak German the only German you can understand is 'Ja', 'Sehr Gut' and that 'Guten Haben' at the start...

  • 4:51 NO CHEATING YOU IDIOT!

  • but b was "Shut up PIG!"

  • LOL Too bad they didn't do the Millionaire show more - this is so funny!! Too bad they didn't do Whose Line shows more too...

  • "You're from the black forest?" LOL!!!

  • "I say the answer is................ AAAAAAAAAA!!"

    Hahahaha, I always laugh at that part, and Drew's laugh afterwards make it even funnier.

  • HOGAAAAAN!!!...How can I help you?...

  • Where did Wayne find those shorts? lol

  • @DarkPaladin24 He just pulled his trousers up to half mast...

  • HOGAAAAN

  • greg was really funny in this one!!

  • Anybody else LOVE the way Greg says 'your right' or 'IS ZAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER?:/'?

  • are you swedish? XD lmao Colin is just epic

  • Greg wont let him get it wrong lol.

    "Its that ur final answer?

    C no B no A ok...schmuck"

  • Poland wasn't b. It was c. Anyone else notice that Greg fucked up?

  • @Theredtail95 his funniness paid off

  • IS. DAT. YOUR. FINAL. ANSWER? -_-

  • The accent is so crazy! Even though I speak German I found it very hard to understand sometimes, haha!

    <3 I love Greg! XD

  • Germans are loud.

    

  • Greg is in great form in this sketch

  • one of the funniest shows ever!!!! lol cat

  • Lol at 'Are you swedish?'

  • Makes me proud to be German!!!

  • So funny and I love that you can hear Colin laughing! Lol :)

    How do you say goodbye to your hoosen? :D

  • greg talks like John Cleese

  • Greg would make a great German host :P

  • B: shut up pig!!!!!!!!! LOL at 1:34

  • They look so young compared to Improv-a-ganza!

  • @RCPlanes59 i no right colins hair ( whatever hes got left) is all white

  • Love Ryan's look when Colin starts with the Col. Klink voice...like he didn't expect it??

  • . . . .max madigan from true jaskson vp!??!?!?!

  • @vicibee33 yeah, but he had a career before that show...so sad to see it fail.

  • @7nefsea yea, what a shame, i had nver seen him on anything before true jackson and i watched a bunch and i see how funny he is! i wish his career had gone further....

  • SER GOOD!

  • this has got to be my favorite millionaire show coz of the many punchlines of german greg! 1. eez a multiple choice queztion, like all dee oder ones! Hahahahahaha! *Sudden pause and awkward looks* 2. (menacing look) is that ur final answer? 3.schmuck!

    however, through all the great lines of Greg, Ryan keeps a straight face until Colin's "...youuuu?" and "R u Swedish?" Love you Colin!!

  • i never laughed so hard when colin said 'how can i help youuuuu? now i've woken parents...

  • Best accent ever. Funny as hell.

  • in soviet germany lines who you!

  • @arcturus136 except it would be...in nazi germany...but still very funny.

  • @eldiablo1000 lol soviet germany.  i might have had a few when i said that

  • is-that-your-final-answer..?!

  • poland was c, not b.

  • Sos zat ladee in ze mo'ning Kasy Lee is not wis me an' I FEEL FWEE!

  • "Uncle Schmidt wid da question A, B, C, D?"...lol hilarious!

  • @eldiablo1000 Ja! Poland!

  • my all time favourite

  • greg does a bad german. he does half french half swedish

  • @coolsoeb

    he is aware, at 1:08 he says "if my accent slips to another country you can call me on that"

  • SHUT UP PIG!!!!

  • HOGAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!!

  • Who vants to be a mochnaire?

  • :D very nice. i am from germany, and watching them is sooo funny. but actually its sad that everyone is thinking about beer, lederhosen and such stuff :(

  • @celsius233 Nope those were lost years and years ago

  • SPREKEN ZE DEAUTSCH!!!! XD

  • I am from germany and have a hard time understanding that crazy "german" accent. Now I'm off invading Poland a little

  • @spiffor Where are your troops? I'm waiting!

  • @spiffor Don't forget to annex the Sudetenland first!

  • @spiffor They're really bad at faking German. I would know, I fake German a lot. I'm a pro.

  • @spiffor and I am from Poland so what can I say, hmm?

  • @spiffor you're right that accent is awful.. funny tho. :D

  • so funny

  • @MissSwanton subtle product placement....

  • IIISSSS DAT YOR FINAL ANSWER!!!

  • It's d no c no b no a yes lol

  • "C: I would like to invade Poland" xD hahah his dabest

  • It's always best when Colin's the guy at home, because he's ALWAYS hilarious!

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  • that was simply one of the best skits ever xD

  • Do you want to a mochnaire?

    YAYAYA

  • Anyone knew that "Horst Kohler" (Ryan) was Germany's president at this time? You're welcome

  • JA! POLAND!!!

  • The look Greg gave Ryan at 2:33 is the same look my mother would give me when I say something smart to her :-D

  • Im calling my brother Hogon....hoogon...

    HOOOOOOOOGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!

    ....

    How can I hellp YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU

    I remember watching this on tv for the first time. I never laughed so hard at a television show.

  • Greg is very funny. Him and Chip were my fave guests.

  • damn greg's hair mooooves

  • SHUT UP PIG! Lmao

  • its not D

    -C

    no

    -B

    no

    -C

    no

    -A

    alright!

    

  • 77 people would like to invade Poland

  • omg, too funny!

    b) SHUT UP PIG!

    c) I would like to invade poland...

  • Thumbs up if you agree that Colin's Colonel Klink impression was the best part of the vid.

  • What did Colin say @4:52

  • @BoneBreaker003 Colin says "General Berkhalter". He is impersonating Colonel Klink from Hogan's Heroes, which I think is quite clever considering Ryan's 'brother' is named Hogan. Colin has a hilarious Colonel Klink impression. "What seems to be the PROBLEMMMMM~?"

  • Is that your final answer *in Greg's killling voice*

  • Is that your final answer *in Greg's killling voice*

  • OMG...so funny :)))))

  • The funniest clip ever on the whose line is it anyway!