How Dummies Prepare To Shut Down Government

[fatchickinla]

I love Mock the dummies. Great satire. Thank you.

[1354113]

The money was hidden in the one place the republicans never would've looked: The Obamacare legislation

[1354113]

I really wish we could get these videos onto television and more into the public eye, then maybe people would wake up and see the Tea Party Terrorists and Fake News for what they truly are.

[poindexterwitkowsky]

~^Republican$ are always saying that they hate"Big Government". What they really mean is that they hate government regulation.Keep in mind that Republican$ don't work for you.They only work for BILLIONARES, CORPORATIONS&WALL STREET. They want to destroy MEDICARE because then they can give that money to the insurance co's. They want to destroy social security so they can give that money to Wall Street firms. They want to destroy UNIONS so that everybody makes minimum wage(like in Texas).

[MrMudpuppy1]

@poindexterwitkowsky

How terrifying true.

[vanisland17]

This just scared the crap out of me...

[DeathBane1x1]

Looking into Bachmann's eyes stole my soul away...

[puttputtking]

You should do on How Dummies prepare to ask for a new debt limit ceiling. Since that is the responsibility of the Democrats. The real dummies.

[zsezse215]

philipnute com

[AtheistJoker]

"I see abortion clinics EVERYWHERE"

[Underdog123]

One more thing this Is serious billionaires like david and charles koch, rupert murdoch, donald trump, sarah palin, they only want members of congress, children on school lunch programs and people who receive medicare, social security and food stamps to be happy the working class people they will say FUCK YOU to them seriously they don't care republicans are greedy and Insensitive and that's the truth, PEACE

[Underdog123]

You are so silly and stupid Its all the republicans 37% are resonsible Its all their Idea Billionaires and most corporations fund their campaigns more then obama and the democrats both are blame 20% a piece you should know who they are angry at, wtach small business owners, tax-payers, property owners, members of are military, firefighters, police officers, teachers and the unions are going to kill boehner, cantor, paul ryan and mcconnell and whoever GOP candidates faces obama.

[sonypsp05]

i get your shit, where this is going, but u didn't have to explain this annoying with dummies.

[mccainisthroughX]

Fantastic, as always! Thanks for the fantastic contribution!

[OrwellsDaughter]

Can't agree w/you on this one. Shyster 'Bama is less than a republican; he's a corporatist/fascist. I don't know why someone w/your talent defends him.

Take it from a real liberal who's also a doc. Bamacare is a nightmare that will further sink the middle class & enrich the insurance companies. Those are the only "benefits" to this nightmare. Shysters & business criminals should not be allowed to make decisions they do not understand.

[NoProphetNYC]

@OrwellsDaughter Seems to me that this video is less a defense of the PPACA and more a calling out of how ridiculous a claim it is for Michele Bachmann to claim that it was just revealed that spending of $105 Billion was hidden inside the bill and nobody in Congress knew about it.

[OrwellsDaughter]

@NoProphetNYC What's ridiculous is that our country is being run by a bunch of shysters who pass bills that are thousands of pages long, with lots of hidden crap. this has been happening for years, & is one of the reasons are country is collapsing. We actually pay these people tons of money for 6 semesters of shyster school in order to rip the rest of us off. Not to sound like I'm defending idiot Bachmann, but there is TONS of crap in this bill that people are just waking up to.

[Mathenaut]

@OrwellsDaughter

Precious few people I know can do more than just parrot the rhetoric when they say this. Between the crash course heading and the republic initiative to hand the entire system over to private companies; how is this the foul turn that will enrich the companies and cripple the middle class? Is affordable healthcare such a horrible thing?

I don't know too many real docs that oppose this. Mostly complaints about not making as much.

[OrwellsDaughter]

@Mathenaut You probably should educate yourself on the subject rather than just believing shyster 'Bama's rhetoric. If you don't learn to do this, he & his wall st. pals will continue to sell us down the river.  He's already destroyed the democratic party. The only thing his mess of a bill will do is further sink the middle class. Universal health care is the only option that will work. This is worse than nothing.

[Mathenaut]

@OrwellsDaughter

I already know the rhetoric, you don't need to parrot it at me. You still haven't addressed the questions I've posed. It's a poor copout to make those kind of wide, critical claims and then just say 'look it up' when called to task on it. Additionally, you can't possibly have been cognizant of the opposition faced when full universal care was attempted? Nobody is saying this is perfect, but it's a step in the direction.

[OrwellsDaughter]

@Mathenaut Of course there was opposition; that's no reason to push through something that's worse than nothing. Are you a doctor? I doubt it. But you're one of those who will just keep on making wild claims w/o any facts. Keep listening to your emperor's rhetoric & believing it. Also, go see him when you're sick.

Stick around to watch the middle class continue to tank. I can find work anywhere in the world.

[Mathenaut]

@OrwellsDaughter

I'm making wild claims? You're literally trying to turn the table to avoid answering when I've called you out on exactly that. There's no reason to believe that you're a doctor or that this doomsday of yours is anywhere imminent. They're wild claims w/o any facts and you haven't answered why any of that is to be believed.

Irony doesn't describe this well enough. You're just being outright deceptive now.

[Phalinex]

Excellent, please keep up the great work!

[OutlawMinniePearl]

Hilarious!!! And so true!!!! God bless you for telling it like it is!!! Fight on!!!

[2emc]

These are so very amazing :-) Thank you for creating them :-)

[astraia1x]

lol, the vibrato is hilarious. great video, as alway

[Ebdan88]

/watch?v=85iKfthiNDA&NR=1

[TheBoneRanger1968]

I gotta say this. And I know you evil libs won't like it but I'm saying it anyway. HOW DARE YOU INSULT THAT POOR TURNIP!!!! Any turnip is smarter than she is. You know this because the turnip was smart enough to stay silent.

[MAXBLAYLOCK]

Portraying Bachmann as a puppet is very appropriate.

[orgoonian]

Support our glorious wars!

Support Obama!

[demmmmm1]

@orgoonian I think we’re enforcing a U.N. resolution in Libya. Did GW have a U.N. resolution b4 his illegal invasion of Iraq?

Face it. Obama could singlehandedly save the planet from a meteor and you’d complain about his wardrobe or something.

[orgoonian]

@demmmmm1

Yes Bush did have a UN resolution.

But lets be real here.If a Republican starts a war,it is bad.

If a Democrat starts a war,it is good.

Face the hypocrisy here,and own it.

Obama is nothing more than Bush 3.

I am sorry your guy lied to you on every single promise he made.Get used to it.

THEY ARE ALL LIARS.

If you are a true anti-war person,then you must realize that it matters not whether they have a (R),or (D)next to their name.

[demmmmm1]

@orgoonian There was NO U.N. RESOLUTION for the invasion of Iraq. None. They were NOT on board. That’s why they coined the phrase, “The coalition of the willing.” There’s a huge difference between going to the U.N. to make a case for an invasion, and simply enforcing a U.N. resolution.

Get your facts straight.

Name one LIE. Remember there’s a diff between a lie and a misjudgment. Rumsfeld, “We know where the WMD’s are.” That’s an example of a lie.

[orgoonian]

@demmmmm1 Bush used Resolution 1441 as his "pretext" to invade. It is clear that 1441 did not give him this authority.He is a war criminal. If you live in the US,then you are bound by the constitution.NOT THE UN. Obama went to war without congressional approval,and in clear violation of the war powers act. Just like Bush did. He is a war criminal. But hey,it ok right?Obama had a (D)next to his name. You see,no matter how much you would like the UN to be our ruler. Americans say HELL NO!

[demmmmm1]

@orgoonian Nice try. Read the history around that resolution and you’ll quickly see that the U.N. did not vote to authorize a war.

In fact, as a result of that resolution, Saddam agreed to allow inspectors back in. GW saw that as a “ploy.”

U.N. President Annan: "Yes, if you wish. I have indicated it was not in conformity with the UN charter from our point of view, from the charter point of view, it was illegal.” Referring to the invasion of Iraq.

[AtheistJoker]

Awesome video!!

[peoplestandup]

Bravo great work:-)

[Pellegrino80]

LOL her eyes! IT"S THE SAME STARE! HAHA

[DaHonestAbe]

This is fuckin hilarious, and I don't even like Obama.

[Ebdan88]

But i have to say If i really Believed that Chiness and Russian were januvent then i will follow them, the problem is at the top they are all the same. The Rich against sheeps!!`?

[khemmeta]

Excellent, as always.

[WeirdLiberalHead]

Another GREAT, HILARIOUS video! It's sad Bachmann's an actual elected Representative.

She is, by the way, DEFINITELY not as intelligent as that turnip. ;)

[classicallady]

Absolutely BRILLIANT! Thanks so much for all you guys do!

[beltanebabe55]

@classicallady Yay I got this cause you posted it on FB......I knew it was good for something lol.

Hugs to you ♥ :-)

[NoProphetNYC]

@Ebdan88 Goodness. "They" sure sound scary. It's a good thing there are a few uneducated - I mean - unbrainwashed patriots out there stockpiling weapons and gold so you can survive "THEM". Thank goodness we have the internet now so that you can come out and tell us what's REALLY GOING ON.

[Ebdan88]

@NoProphetNYC I do hope and believe that IF Reall Americans wake up, then the world will Follow, and my hope and wishes are that we could eliminate evil from this world, Put Greed a side and build a Paradise for all, Now you tell me what is wrong with that!!?

[NoProphetNYC]

@Ebdan88 The real question is what ISN'T wrong with you. You believe there are real Americans and fake Americans. You believe that THEY (uh, the rich I guess?) are poisoning everyone. You believe that REAL Americans are asleep. You believe that recognizing gay marriage will destroy America. You believe America has just one religion. I find the very notion that you might be breathing the same air as me to be disgusting. You are offensive just by being. That's what's wrong with you. Everything.

[Ebdan88]

@NoProphetNYC /watch?v=85iKfthiNDA&NR=1

[NoProphetNYC]

@Ebdan88 Yes, I'm familiar with silly theories like these wherein a wealthy international cabal has over many centuries worked to systematically destroy societies. I listened to about 30 seconds of this bloke with his born-in-a-London-ghetto accent and his I-have-never-met-a-wealthy-ind­ividual-in-my-life-but-I-know-­what's-really-going-on theory. You lack basic critical thinking skills. So you're vulnerable to charlatans like this. But my sympathies only extend so far. Go pee on some other wall.

[Ebdan88]

@NoProphetNYC Lets let people Decide. Bring it on....:-)

[Nerocification]

President George Bush largest budget was $2.9 with a $239 Billion deficit.

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Obama proposed $3.7 Trillion with a deficit of $1.4 Trillion for 2011. Currently based on usdebtclock org, the debt/GDP is 97.2%. Yet Obama claims that his spending is reasonable better than Reagan.

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Obama and democrats are trying to position themselves as the “good guys” using a government shutdown as a political strategy for their exorbitant spending. The Conservatives are trying to control spending.

[corax9]

@Nerocification Hey, you big Dummy, that's because Bushco kept their IDIOTIC WARS off the books, and Obama has ut them IN THE BUDGET, where they belong. Try again, you big Dummy.

[NoProphetNYC]

@Nerocification Yes, and Bush was able to fight all of those wars without spending a single penny as well. Pretty amazing. Thanks though for the demonstration of why the ability to read numbers is useless when one doesn't have critical thinking skills.

[TurboKitty42]

I wish they were EVERYWHERE =)

[jdstivers]

BEST video so far!!! Love Mock the Dummy!

[huskerbird1]

Liked and shared before the jingle even started. Then laughed my ass off. You guys are absolutely the best at what you do. My only complaint? I'm selfish,,,,, I want more, more, more. Hell, that was some funny shit.

[toxickatie]

"Then we can offer special deals like these:"

"HELP! I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET MY HEAD BACK ON!"

XD

[procrastinator99]

I love your work.

[FlowerClown]

to music, I love it.

[Hacktor666]

Release the turnip's birth certificate!!!

[exacerbatedtaboo]

This is funny stuff. I love this channel.

[professor2442]

Wow,these clips from Fox News look a lot more professional than they used to!

[redmoonspider]

I say run with the turnip against Obama in 2012...it's their best chance.

[timmmahhhh]

@redmoonspider Definitely their most intelligent candidate.

[kd1s]

This one is over the top funny! To all those who have to suffer Bachmann be aware, you have the power to make sure old crazy eyes doesn't get re-elected.

[avatarmn]

I live in Minnesota's 6th district.  Michele Bachmann is my representative. ::sob::

[timmmahhhh]

@avatarmn I sympathize - I live among the Christiofascists who keep Rubber Stamp Roskam in power.  And like you I sure as hell don't want to be associated with these dummies.

[chgosatrap]

@timmmahhhh

Yeah I am in Glen Ellyn, too. Thought I was the only non-Repub here. lol

[wickedenchanter]

@avatarmn You have my sympathy. I live in Texas, and my representative (I cringe when I say that) is John Carter. I wrote him a letter asking for support of the public option (back in those days, of course) and he wrote me back thanking me for my letter in opposition to Obama's health care plan.

[chgosatrap]

@avatarmn

What exactly is her appeal to the voters?

[avatarmn]

@chgosatrap That she's a religious lunatic, I guess. Some people are into that.

[chgosatrap]

@avatarmn

Yeah, she is a graduate or ORU. Those Tulsa christians are nutjobs, wanting dominion over the earth NOW and all that business.

Well, Bachmann must hate Pastor Greg Boyd ( he is in St. Paul), the author of "Myth of a Christian Nation".

[mitenzouki]

Poor Bachmann doesn't realize that true wisdom lies in silence. Turnip-1 Bachmann-0

[TammyTurnip]

Thanks for the shout out, dummies! BTW, that was my cousin Larry at the end there. He doesn't talk much, and he is a little overweight, but even he is smarter than Michele Bachmann. -- The Turnip

[0nlyHuman1]

.....lol...thats all i have to say :)

[DeathofSpeech]

She may be smarter than that particular turnip, but not much smarter.

I LOL'd

[MirageScience]

ummm ok

but why is saving commodities bad?

[aquamadman]

@noprophetnyc, oh, ok, I replied from my droid and didn't know he was from the UK. I retract my calling him a dummy.

[Jimb0can]

These are the best dummies OF ALL TIME !!! :)

[aquamadman]

@soundofsilence, of you don't know what you just watched then you are most likely one of the dummies that they are talking about.

[NoProphetNYC]

@aquamadman Nah, it looks like he's in the UK. He gets a pass for not knowing our politicians.

[wendya1972]

Bachmann couldn't find her ass with both hands, let alone something like that. So is this how they (Koch) explains things to the TP? hahaha

[Chip37075]

Loving it

[SoundOfScilence]

Can someone explain what the hell I just watched?

[laidbackbeau]

@SoundOfScilence don't worry sweety, we will take care of everything ;)

[Cujoh]

A nice musical

[bdf2718]

This is completely unrealistic! There is no way Bachmann would know Beethoven's fifth.

It's still hilariously funny.

[ChuckyJesus666]

@bdf2718 ROFL

[thealmightypidgeon]

That's not the real Bachmann, she was looking at the right camera.