Best Kirk Fight Moves - Bones's "Kirk Chop"

[BrentD2010]

Wow! Guess it pays off to learn about human anatomy. Who needs the neck pinch.

[enterprise160]

I think that's the only time McCoy ever pawned anyone.

[poonstevek]

Medics do it from behind.

[Zyll666]

Sam Fisher style !

[Drpatrick777]

Don't all the doors make a audible *whoossss*

[FhyrEMS]

Oh. Poor Kyle xD

[CHRLPTRSN]

Damn it could have been 200/0 but instead it's 199/1. :(

[estelgreenleaf]

McCoy pwns Chuck Norris!

[edybeast]

"Does it hurt when I do this? Oops. My bad."

[Labzo441]

Flawless Victory!

[SKULLRED2010]

He learned this move from Chuck Norris.

[Neropoo]

Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not boxer!

[Shanethefilmmaker]

Actually its logical for a doctor to know certain vital points on the human and or alien bodies. So logically he would be a superior fighter.

[JJtronlady]

@Shanethefilmmaker Hello, Spock, how you doing ;)

[MercCaptCheese]

LOL WTF!!!

[riggamourtusfriend]

damn its now offical, mccoy moved up to 2nd place in the badass competition rite behind spock and in front of jim!!! hes gangsta

[kytodd]

Hey now, the doctor knows his anatomy...

[saucyjackattak]

Pressin 6! Oh my god I laughed for ten minutes!!! The look on bones face!! Aaahahahahaha!

[saucyjackattak]

Pressin 6! Oh my god I laughed for ten minutes

[73Stargazer]

KIRK CHOP!

[SundanceSamurai]

this move is the best real life fatality ever

[HaloSniper10107]

Omg!! Keep pressing 6! Its awsome.

[Genesjss]

@HaloSniper10107 Ahh, you beat me to it.

[weeper951]

lmaooo!!!!!

[XxLiveToSingxX]

Daa daaaaaa! XD

[neneshubby]

2 punch combo. BONUS POINTS!

[angeltosome]

100mg of ass kicking.

[dennizenx]

Red shirts get NO love at all, wtf kind of medical-spot-inspection-at-wor­k is this ?

[Deavi783]

Dramatic chipmunk!

[SallarBeatz]

He's a doctor not a fighter

[jtucker81]

A wild McCoy approaches...



[UrbanTiger74]

That's what I call the Bones Combo #1...Kidney to traps...DONE DEAL!

[hafabee]

lol at the sudden music crescendo....daaa naaa!

[dswynne]

Supposedly, humans have to know martial arts in the future, because you always have to worry about some alien being stronger and tougher.

[bennie128]

i love how the music goes with chops :p

[mrmonkeyisland1]

Formidable!

[TypicalJAFO]

Seems like an odd way to treat a subluxation...

[airwolfman]

HOKUTO NIIRETSU MCCOY!

[Deke101]

I tried that on my friend. I didn't hear any dramatic music!

[Deke101]

I tried that on my friend. I didn't ear any dramatic music!

[noahjonblakey]

You must all learn from Master McCoy the double chop of death. Only a physician and friend of Master Kirk could put this together.

[mysweetOlga]

hahahaha brutality

[Renegade30]

Slappers only!!

[GmanGregilla]

@Renegade30 No kidding!

[zmike6]

Watch closely, it's actually a triple move! There is a slap to the back of the head after the neck chop.

[markthewhalekiller]

DANAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Harriet123P]

This video just gets funnier every time I watch it! These comments are epic. Go Bones, go!!!

[Bartman954]

Requriem for a Dream gave us ass to ass, Star Trek gave us ass to cranium.

[egg64]

ROFL!!!! So this is where JigglyPuff learned the patented Double Slap from.

[JusBLieve]

Bones Wins!

Flawless Victory!

BRUTALITY!

[manco82]

Awesome. It doesn't get any more badass then a drugged-up Bones getting his thug on.

[FiaFi]

Love this, Bones CAN be a badass - even when he's hopped up on future drugs

[asprun]

That's as good as the neck pinch.

[TheHoboFrog]

hahaha hot damn that was funny

[messenger360]

LOL at all the comment whores giving everything a thumbs up.

[TypicalJAFO]

Bones applies the chiropractic adjustment of death!

[suryalinaten10]

Hahahaha, the music cracks me up.

[KISSPhace]

@suryalinaten10

Oh, the music, the music! Haha -- I'll remember those themes and cues FOREVER. I feel the memorable scores are sadly lacking on modern television and in films too.

[artsyadvancement]

IM A DOCTOR, NOT A BLACKBELT!

[BryanRiel]

He's a doctor. He knows where to chop!

[rickythekid]

the chops were perfectly in sync with the music :)

[MasterMacLeod]

McCoy knows the HOKUTO SHINKEN.

[PsychoticLuke]

Shungokusatsu - Star Trek style. Akuma is bad enough, but when McCoy goes Satsui No Hado... you better watch yourself... The screen doesn't get dark on his special move do to the fact that he's too fast for the environment itself.

[KirbyForce1]

He Had A Red Shirt!

[Robotdrummerzzk]

@KirbyForce1 Yeah but this is Kyle though I think, he wasnt a normal redshirt, he re appeared quite a lot as a transporter technician guy

[kilkolio]

hahahahahahahahahahah

when there was no martial arts choreographer u get this

[GODLIKE20000]

lol the music matches his chops XD

[sausageslaps]

dammit jim im an actor not a doctor!!

[mattmanganon]

your kirk-fu is strong, dr.

[Boobr]

He's gonna get raped.

[DKetch1966]

Funny thing, when I was a kid and watched Star Trek...thought this was such a cool move. Waited many a day and hours hiding behind door to do the double chop on my little brother. Never could figure out why it never worked! LOL!

[MasterMacLeod]

Bones's kung fu is stronger than Kirk's... or Spock's.

[burnmehdown214]

Woah, are his hands made of steel or what?

[donnpatc]

I scan this video continually for flaws. I find none.  You have learned well, Grasshopper.

Now you move up from Computer Janitors to the big leagues. Redshirts. Trust in the Tao, my son.

[PressALTandF4now]

@donnpatc One flaw is that Kirk should have noticed when the door opened and McCoy's footsteps. However soft, he would have heard the steps and the door opening. You may think that he's too focused on the machine to pay attention to anything else, but in reality, when you're that dead-serious focused, even the smallest sound makes you jump.

[pavelthe2]

@PressALTandF4now

That wasn't Kirk...

[PressALTandF4now]

@pavelthe2 Yeah... I realized that a few minutes after I typed the comment, but was already on a different site and I never got around to removing it.

[wannabesecretagent]

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah­ahaha KIRK CHOP!

[MasterMacLeod]

Somebody oughta make a gif out of this.

[MasterMacLeod]

Damnit, Jim, I'm a fighting master, not a doctor!

[osprey1993]

lol

[MasterMacLeod]

McCoy shows his alternative to the Vulcan Neck Pinch. Should have used it in STIII.

[MasterMacLeod]

WTF JUST WTF WAS THAT STRANGE BONES FU?

[KarinMikazuki]

He's dead jim

[esjihn]

DUN DUN!!!!

[deweypug]

Dammit, he's a doctor, not a chopper!

[Spawnofshtclown]

what was that guy doing with the computers?

[Spockaholic]

Prognosis: awesome!!!

[DarthCulf]

Well, he is a doctor. He probably knows a few weak points on the body.

[Spawnofshtclown]

god I bet that hurt so bad

[ChidoriShiori]

Oh my god, you can totally tell with that ass chop that his bitch smacking hand is strong!

[Frelonegirl]

I wonder if he does that to ugly newborns...

[thepostman257]

rule 2 Double Tap

[maestro48239]

Im a kungfu expert, not a Dr!

[PiratesSchafer21]

I have not laughed this hard at a video in forever. Especially upon reading "ass-to-cranium double blow"

[SizSkiizd]

I can't handle how melodramatic this is.

[Bartman954]

Rule number 1. Never fuck with DeForest Kelley or suffer the ass to head chop.

[jupiterone1]

You NEVER go Ass to Cranium!!

[Kia203]

CUE DRAMATIC MUSIC!! Now, I must go test this out on a teacher or two...

[PepeSylvia]

After watching this as a kid, I couldn't wait to try this on my dad.

[PsychoticLuke]

Bruce Lee would be proud. :D

[McCoYiSaWsOmE101]

HIS KUNG FU IS BETTER THAN YOURS!!!! lol McCoy is the best!!

[NCISHouseHPPotCfan]

Wow, that's insane! My BF and I were watching this and she said the red shirt was gonna pull out a phaser. But when McCoy went 'Chuck Noris' on his ass I yelled "Fatality!!!" and be both fell down the stairs laughing! xD

Thanks for the laughs and the awsome video! xD

[GibsonX]

Best knockout ever!!!!!!! Bwahahaha!!!!!!!!

[zmike6]

Watch closely, it's not just a double hit, it's a triple! Ass, neck, and a very fast bitchslap to the back of the redshirt's head as he goes down. Bones got some Bruce Lee action going on!

[trollheimer]

the Human ass chop is greater than the Vulcan nerve pinch.

[McCoYiSaWsOmE101]

lololololol!! <3 OWNED!!

[LordAzanko]

i love the music that plays when he hits them....lmao

[wally1139]

Holy shit! Even better than the shoulder pinch!

[iLoveHeathLedger15]

I love it!xD What episode is that from?

[Jamey85]

City on the Edge of Forever, I think.

[iLoveHeathLedger15]

Thank you!:D

[babyinblack]

niiicee aha

[ioriyagami]

he owned him before he finshed him.

[kazeiki]

oh dear

[thespotteddog]

Funny thing, but in the 1950's and 60's, DeForest Kelley had a long career as a western film BAD GUY, usually the gunslinger with icewater in his veins! He had more work under his belt than the rest of the ST crew put together, Shatner included.

[Starwithnoname]

Isn't that against the physican's Hippocratic oath?

[TheWindClaw]

He was drugged at the time and though everyone was out to get him.

[aviatgrl]

haha "The ass-to-cranium double blow! " haha

[WryGrin]

lol, see? Bones CAN fight... he just prefers not to... getting the drop on him helps too... XD

[xxxdarkmexxx]

lol love the "wup wup" sound effect:D

[bostonlove]

LMFAO, when I first saw this move he pulled I totally thought he spanked him XD

*SUPER SPANK*

*dead*

[aviatgrl]

haha

[sterance2]

lol, what if it hadn't worked?

"What the hell did you do that for?!"

[liongirlfc]

@sterance2

McCoy:oh no reason.

[froztic]

U can really see his pain!

[Starwithnoname]

Who would have thought "Bones"McCoy had it in him?

[spocksvulcanpinch]

@Starwithnoname The only one who has it more in him is Spock. This guy makes Kirk look like an amateur. If I've said it once it's a million times: McCoy is the must underrated fighter in TV history.  Period.

[MasterMacLeod]

That's because he holds himself back. But Psycho Bones's Power Level is easily OVER 9000.

[NCISHouseHPPotCfan]

@MasterMacLeod OMG As soon as I read that I thought of Bones a a pokemon. "Bones I chose you! Ass-noggin chop!" LOl *too much sugar*

[MasterMacLeod]

@NCISHouseHPPotCfan *DUNDUNS! you*

[tsukishime]

kirk chop! i like that term!

[Maindrian]

ASSASSIN!

[artemislover23]

Nothing like a Kirk Chop to get someone out of action!

[LordDarthHarry]

Yeah. just dont try that outside of Star Trek...or someone might "chop" you back

[iCuMlOuD]

A spank to neck massage... works everytime... He must of learned that move in prison.

[PsychoticLuke]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Concidering the effectivness of this move - it should be included as replacement of all martial arts! ROFLMAO!!!! And the music... OMG... hahahahahahahahaha!!!

[SoylentGreeeen]

That was kinda badass. Or perhaps it's just the music.

[Hootshot112]

FALCON PUNCH

[bubblewrapbump]

Awesome. You hit Kirk at certain points along his spine and it makes noise! No wonder Kirk action figures are in such high demand.

[Kharmaireth]

DERNERRRRRRRRRR

[wisedrunkard]

lol

[FinalDestination019]

I always knew McCoy was a badass.

[FaithfullNightmare]

it seems mccoy also likes badass

[Kaiamara]

I had a hearty laugh at this one, thank you.

[gajewoad]

I've started linking this on forums whenever someone gets owned.

[netdiiver]

The first chop took off half the guy's life bar. The second chop finished off the other half.

[BlackValkyire]

how the hell did that man not hear those doors opening and closing behind him!? BECAUSE BONES WILL BONE YOU

[greenpenguino]

magic

[DowJonesss]

magix

[Oiyuki]

Ladies and gentleman the Kirk-chop. one of the most usefull moves in all of Kirk-fu.

[rudistyler]

Kirk is the killer

[obishaun]

I want to learn the ways of Kirk-Fu and become a Captain like Kirk (who isn't my father).

[DAZKLOPEX]

this move works almost everytime, except its kinda ghey, so its seldom used.

[TrillionGrams]

McCoy is one BAMF!

[wrath231]

Brutal combo...can't wait for McCoy's UFC debut...

[LETHLSS]

lmao

[LETHLSS]

that was fast!

[SB34Fireball]

Haha, I love these! How did that guy not hear the door though?

[walshman28]

i love it

[LadySpoCoy]

NO! Not Kyle!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, I love McCoy, but I am a total Kyle fangirl (odd, I know, but there you are.)

[DEP717]

If you think about it, if you hit someone in the small of the back that would hurt like a mo.

[MurasakiYugata]

*LOL* What the hell?

[sausageslaps]

you see, the butt shot makes the victim recoil with homophobic repressed desires, of which during this moment of homo erotic pleasure and or pain, the bakc of the neck becomes vulnerable to a mans touch, thus mccoy is able to render his victim helpless with his weak wristed strike on the back of the neck area due to the completion of his victims man-gasm. of which the victim is left stewing in his own juices whilst mccoy drains his scrotum on his victims face, off camera of course

[sweetsatin24]

Who knew Star Trek could be so sexy?

[spocksvulcanpinch]

@ sweetsatin24: you think this is sexy, watch a nerve pinch compilation video...;-)

[ldzod]

@sausageslaps ha! lol! good analysis dr

[sonicantz]

This has got to be the most awesome fight scene ever!

[spocksvulcanpinch]

@ sonicantz: No. This is NOT the most awesome fight scene ever. IT IS MORE AWESOME THAN THAT.

[HypnoToad72]

Actually, if people would open their eyelids, McCoy pinched the red shirt in the kidneys, not his butt. I recommend you lot go to a bar, find a bouncer, jab your hand up his butt, see what happens. I'd recommend the kidneys first if you want the advantage to put out the KO blow. The butt will either do nothing to the bouncer, or turn him on. Depends on which type of bar you go to...

[sausageslaps]

ya kidneys first then go for the bouncers ass. this only works in bars named blue oyster of course

[sweetsatin24]

It's not so much the cranium shot that gets ya, it's the ass shot. I mean really, you gotta be a fuckin G to just roll up on someone and chop them in the ass. It would probably put me in a coma lol.

[LiamDocherty]

Hahahaha!

[ancalites]

excuse me, mind if I butt in?

[lifebball3]

lol

[taker23456]

lolol!! ass to cranium

[fomasfcs]

Ok, now you have done it! I HAVE actually laughed my ass off!

[HerrKryo]

whoa. cutting the nerves to his ass then breaking c3

well done