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  • Very talented comedian.

    His act is original, his persona easily more lovable than Russell Brand's, aside from which... Tony Wood's is fkn hillarious!!

  • how did this guy not become huge?

  • DUDE ATLEAST THE DUTCH WATCH ENGLISH SPEAKING COMEDIANS, HOW MANY AMERICAN AUDIENCES WATCH DUTCH COMEDIANS..STOP CRITICIZING.

  • the thing with dutch people is we are used to having a long build up to a punchline.

    futhermore sometimes we just smile because we think its funny

  • the crowd is dutch and most of them probably dont get american english as well as american humor that well. it always happens when english isnt ur first language.

  • @dragonreborn1000 eh im dutch and trust me most understand american english better than their own language!holland is virtually a next us state!

  • what the fuck is wrong with the crowd ...

  • @arbakra theyre all dutch. dutchies understand english really well, but i think thats why its a little harder to make them laugh.. but i thought he was awesome ;) (i'm also dutch)

  • tht shit was funny! "hey, fuck yall" hahahahahaha

  • the crow was kinda low in intelligence cause the laughed so hard at the poop joke

  • "hey fuck yall"

    LMAO that was cold but funny as shit

  • Lmao @ the girl at 1:44 )))

  • he high as fuck

  • dutch crowd is always like this

  • people arent laughin this dude is pretty funny

  • This is not your typilcal Dutch crowd

  • lol good stuff they were to European to understand that reality.

  • Transcribe audio, he says "I don't wanna die", but the subtitles say "Going to happen". Oh lordy :3

  • Not so high today lol

  • oh my god simpel minded people are they 4 real i watched almost every black comedy on youtube and yes i understand the american humor. And in holland ALMOST evrybody speeks good enough english . but 4 those that don't understand the dutch culture i will explane in holland the white people love cabaret ( stand up theather) its very different humor so if he would peform in the black comunity he would have a better audience. ps HOLLAND ROCKS WE CAN SMOKE LEGAL YEAHHHHHH

  • Tony woods is fucking hillarious!! lmao Gosh!

  • This dude is high as f*ck :D

  • This was recorded in Holland , half of them don't understand english well enough and besides for them that's rofl

  • hm , i dont think that the crowd is stupid because they are not laughing that much. Dutch people just don´t like american humor. We´ve got another type of humor that we like. And that´s ok right ? he wasnt loved here, but i bet people in American are probably dying of laughing

  • @fromtheatothezz Makes sense to me. Gotta take cultural differences into account. Besides, it didn't seem to me like they were hating it. I heard a fair amount of laughter, but the camera seemed to keep focusing on people that were less than impressed.

  • screw that crowd...tony you're funny as shit

  • he is lame he we dutch like jokes about races and sex only

  • thas why i hate a dutch crowd.this man is funny as hell and they where like force laughing

  • Dutch crowd: very hard to entertain...also scared to laugh on TV, and they ain't drunk enough either i think..

  • this crowd must not speak english

  • European homor is so dull,Thats why the crowd is wacked!!!

  • hey fuck yall...nice way to end it lol

  • stand up comedy shows wont translate well man , he is funny as hell.....i know english is like the language of the world now, us hegemony and all....but i bet half of the people there dont have like a really good command of the language. Plus i used to have a satellite dish and lots of german channels, and they are notorious for dubbing their movies and everything in their own language. Ud have like stallone speak in german u know, defeats the purpose. So i think thats whats happeneing here .

  • @ozzylaza damnit this is dutch not german they dont dub their movies and they pretty good in english , but i understand that you have know idea wich language it is

  • ...i thought the guys over there knew to get high from time to time? or maybe the ones who dont like weed think they need to prove how serious and boring and nazi-esque they really are... whatever

    fucking funny ass guy. tony woods is really great.

  • this dudes funny as fuck, not enough recognition tho in my opinion

  • i think he simply has a slightly different sence of humor than the audience

    thats it

  • He's talking like he gonnan break into tears any moment. Very funny though!

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  • The comedian is high!! Viva holland...

  • I live Holland and i cracked up out loud and woke up everyone in the house, this crowd needs subs lol!

  • The crowd dont understand english, they are dutch. Seen many good comedians standing there with the shitty crowd.

  • Hahahahah, Tony is funny as hell, his Comedy Central Presents show was great!

  • @JarnBjorn72 What truck mutha fucka?? hahahaha

  • audience needs marijuana

  • hahaa funny stuff!

  • funny ass hell

  • I don't know what ya"ll talkin about. the only thing that was'nt funny was about the horse, it was funny but some lines were not. i think the crowd laughed good enough

  • I agree with youngzacl

  • this is in holland people. they're humor is different.

  • tony woods wasn't as high as he usually is here.

  • The crowd just doesn't understand his jokes, he's great

  • I think he wasn't joking with the ending...he was spitting out some great jokes and the crowd was just sitting there like corpses.

  • decent act...horrible crowdddd

  • ending was sooo funny..omg!

  • tony great, but this wasn good as normal, croud sucked yeah

  • ik denk dat hij 24/7 stoned is maar hij is wel grappig en soms heeft hij een punt net als met dat paard

  • what do you expect the crowd to do then.

  • perfect way to end the show....crowd was maaddd boring....

  • man there was like two dudes laughin in the crowd. to all ya great comedians out there, dont be goin to holland. u be the only one laughin at ya jokes

  • @StCazador Not true. I saw him a few times on Da Bounce Comedy Nights in Amsterdam and he absolutely killed. The whole crowd was laughing non stop. So, i guess its just people in Rotterdam who don't know jack about comedy....like soccer.

    So Amercian comedians should definitely come to Holland, just don't stray too far away from Amsterdam,

    Peace!

  • HES HIGHER THAN A MU FUCKIN CLOUD

  • @Lawl3ssP3rc3ption well, he is in amsterdam...

  • tha crowd was mad wack

    that fight thing had me dying!

  • this crowd sucks

  • gare publiek man ze snappen die zijn grappen niet,wack crowd

  • you don't know shit.  Dave grew up watching Tony in DC. Tony used to drive Dave to the comedy clubs. If ANYTHING Dave copied tony woods. Get your shit straight before you talk.

  • "hey fuck yall" id of said that to if the ecrowd was that shitty

  • this is hilarious :D

  • He's high ass giraffe pussy.

  • 4:54 , Hahah wij praten niet zo (we dont talk like that , but hes so funny XD

  • that crowd was wack...he is funny as hell

  • @ballercrack You don't get applause for nothing in The Netherlands, you need to work for it.

  • idiot.. IkBen

  • tough crowd

  • click the one in related videos called "tony woods" he kills it.

  • dutch sense of humour is fuckin depressing

  • en toch is je naam nederlands.. and,tastes differ, i'd say 'whatever floats your boat, just don't sink mine'

  • no its not, see, let me drown yo ass, if you knew Ben Reiley, Peter Parkers Kloon, then you would stop getting ass fucked and suckin dick, and get ya mouth washed up, cause ya talkin shiiiit, lk = lost kloon, dont rape yourself nomore talkin shit, oke? you just got fucked, monkeys cant swim, did you know 70% of the beast fuck films are made in holland, LOLOL, are you one? and are you proud of that? i saw it in a dutch porn magazine, i bet its on the net, heheh, like all

  • no offence, but i just wanted you to know that you dont know shit, and on the net you dont know shit of the name you reading, it might mean something else, like thiiing before you start talkin with ya doo doo breath to straight people on the net, you might get ya feeling hurt and or learn something about yourself, wich you did here today, so wash up, and cheerio old chap, and carry on!

  • heh,a patridiotic, your living proof they exist ^^

  • a partiot is an idiot, you can find "idiot" spell in the word also, and a patriote is someone who love his country are what his nation has achieved, i didnt even talk shit about my country, i talk about yours, that not patriotic, your a silly foolish fuck, who doesnt know the def. of english words, you should stick to your animal grunting dutch, and oh yeah, keep off the farm, dumb fuckin monkey

  • 1) your youtube name contains 'ik ben' which points to dutch or the dutch antilles

    2) patridiotic is the opposite of patriotic

    3) it's patriot,not partiot -.-'

    4)now i know why you keep talking about monkeys, you want more of your own species

    5)your being socially retarded in the bad way,the way your acting now.

  • your talkin monkey droppings again, i already told you what it is, why try and fuck yourself into believing what you want, lol, silly chimp, who says your my friend, i see you as an enemy, grunting fuck, "Morgen" you would see something else it means something else tho, to me, your a trained chimp in dutch sinds kid, you automaticly spell dutch words, look here: Jji betn ene sukel, you read something different right? that why you are dumb to think that your right about my name, dumb ass

  • you really got nothing better to throw at someone in a discussion then shit,don't you?

  • you dumb fuck, you came to me, and thought you was gonna tell me a thing or two, like yeaahhhh, but your still using dutch words, arent you, that was a discussion opener right there, i say no its not, you say yes, you think "yes", i know "NO"

  • your talkin monkey droppings again, your telling me what i wrote????? lol

    i see your parents forced you into doing everything huh, (no daddy i dont wanna do it, it hurts, you HAVE to son!)

    you wanna force me to fit your truth, wich is fake truth, i say what it is and thats final, what you gonna do, hack youtube and change my name, lololol

  • lol, you really don't have anything better? ^_^

  • you want some competition, i didnt know this was a game, i have hit you a couple of time already, you have only taken blows, you should try to remember, blows in fight are different then the ones you do on ya boyfriend

  • and you couldn't help but make a simple discussion into an idiotic talk xD

  • i told you, you suckin on the wrong dick her kid, no homo, you should keep ya doo doo mouth off of me, you should have shut the fuck up and mind ya busness like you was walkin on the street, i know you would just walk on if i wrote this name on the back of my bag or so, you wouldnt say a damn thing, so do it now also act normal, not because its online, you could say what you wanna, stop pretending like your so speachfull, your a silent pussy on the streets, use your skill on the net

  • aww,what's wrong, did the little wuss get stepped on his toes?

  • no, you havent struc a emotion at all, hah, after the shit i just told you, hehe people will be laughin the way i diss you hheehehe, i bet yo ass they will, hehehe

  • XD i think they'll be laughing louder on how you start about dissing people and even caring about what the others think about it

  • we'll see dumb ass, we'll see, meanwhile keep ya mouth clean and think before you talk, doo doo breath, mean you talk shit

  • wow,real skilled,smelling through internet XD and how cute,he tries to warn about something he doesn't even think well ENOUGH for

  • i know how shit smells, but i know you have a shity breath because you talk shit, its not real, its what i say to make you understand that you talk shit, like you have been fucked in ya mouth with your own ass food in your mouth

  • hey,don't shove your own hobbies like fucking your ass onto other people XD

  • you still lookin for a verbal ass whoopin, lol, mann, your cavemale feeling have you standing out boldly and proud for more abuse huh, heheh, your mother should have swallowed you

  • xD still living in your own little fantasy world,aren't you?

  • you dutch monkeys are persistend, hehe, fuckin dutch crack in pot smokers, why dont you go look up a nice "boeren dorp" where the sexy cows roam, hahhehehe

  • nah,i won't steal your hobby from you,i'll just go to a coffeeshop for weed

  • woww, im not dutch, and you guys sell weed, no wonder kids do crazy shit, like fuckin goats and putting in on the internet, hehee, they probley high as fuck, hehe, dude you dont even remember it probley, fuckin dope head, heheehehelallololol

  • lol,sounds like your trippin' already xD gone from stoned to high

  • i see that black fever has struck you from smoking ghanja, hahha, your starting to talk like blackfolks, with your trippin and shit, heheheahahah, does your sister like blackmen, does your mother?

  • nah,too many immigrants,a take-over XD

  • your an immigrant, you came from the caves, am i not right? if you would want an immigrant to go back why dont you pack your bags and head for the mountains, you know you love climbing it, stupid world record holdings like, who can fuck the biggest dick horse in the world, i guy try'd it, he died, google it, youll see!

  • wrong ^_^ i'm 1/38th german,the rest dutch, and you really need to think of something better then that

  • your not 1\38 nothing, you are what your father is, example, obama is a africanmale seed the sperm is a kloon/copy of the father, wich makes it full african, formed in a whitebelly, you are what your father is and cavemen where you forefathers, who made the german and dutch, lol, your trying to escape your mutation, ahah, bumm lookin neantherthall, you can run if your the seed of them, hehehehe

  • i don't even care,mutation or not,in fact i like mutation more,proofs i'm different from most shitheads ^_^

  • yes you are all shitheads your correct, most of you dont even realize that your not fully hueman like for instance a negroe is, he has hair like wool, it says that jesus had that, heehehe, funny how everybody seems to wanna block the painfull things in live, heeheeh, they die with the knowlegde of that fact, but refuse to ingauge in it, hehe, too much braincells will be left damaged, there goest your transparent pride, wich you would call white i think, lol, silly cavemammel, haha

  • pfff,i'm a dopehead,not a shithead,learn the difference,or is that too hard,dipshit?

  • you said: "i'm different from most shitheads ^_^" you gotta remember boy, your brain is just like your youtube name, Numb, (lam) dipshit? i know your talkin shit again, because you dutch are knownnn for dippin in the shiiit, buttfuckers, not only male you do, but animals also, so dont you ever call me a dipshit, without thinking of what i just told you, gayland, hehe, i dont even think you find that offending, its that normal to you, heheh, neatherthalls, if you look close you see netherlands

  • nah,the name is from when i was even more retarded ^_^(yep,it's possible,just like your 'blows' can be more ridiculous), and don't worry, i think about what you said before i call you dipshit,dipshit

  • oke goat fucker, hahaha, put it on tape, like that guy who got fucked by a horse and died later, heehe, i bet ya you wanna see that vid, and what are you a fuckin kid or something, i dont wanna argue with a kid here? you should be on the net kid, there are alot of not so very nice people online you could meet one, now hurry up and go to sleep oke, i know you got vacation, go play mmorpg or shooter ps3, oke, kiddo, hugg ya mother for me aight? piece of shit... i mean, peace, off kid

  • what's wrong, can't even 'discuss' with a 15 year old? is that too old for you? xD

  • xD your falling in repeat

  • lol that's quite a literal translation and it only works in Dutch ;) In English it would be you're repeating yourself.

  • you dont wanna be a cavemale do you, huh, heheh, you try'd to escape by saying, uuhm uhhh, wait no, im german and dutch, so i have nothing to do with a savage grunting cavebeast, raping animals and eating them, if they like it then they are kept as pets, ofcourse lovers sometimes, now a days you marry animals, hehehe, gooo caucations, hehe, caucation means cavedweller, hehee, think again broke back mountain childeren, romans were fags also, hehe, women beaters/killers

  • is THAT a take over of the savage cavebeasts, after they have been tought by blacks how to speak then started to kill all and everything, to proof that he is not a low life savage chimp based humannoying, that turned into a humaniod, but not quate hueman, you evolved, mutated even, is that the take over you never tought about, or what...?

  • and you seem idiotic enough to compare words with blows, while it's easier to compare it with wind. you don't even make it past a light breeze

  • he seems faded

  • Yea he ain't all that.

  • He is not funny. I have seen better

  • yea watch him on good news week

  • the crowd is dutch, so i think they dont understand half of what he's saying, that's why they're being so lame

  • Nope , the guy got 6 six minutes to tell his jokes, if they are laughing to long, he just got less minutes, so nothing wrong with the dutch people

  • we eat mushrooms here, we're evolved beings

  • ahw.. man..humor from holland izz a little bit weak...thats why they laugh so short and stuff.... i'm from holland 2...en i laughted my ass off...

  • crowd = lame

  • the crowd was weak as hell. this shit was FUNNY to me! FUCK YALL!!!! LMAO

  • ahh what an annoying crowd

    i guess goodbye would be the best thing to say but i'll just go hey, fuck ya'll.

  • XDD My Sides hurt!! Tony Woods is the shiAt!!

    "You know how you guys speak - uck ist &@fhuik uicr athss "

    the lame crowd makes his shit sound better!!

  • gayass crowd

  • i guess good bye would be the best thing to say but instead il just go hey, fuck yall.

    5 stars

  • The crowd is horrible. Tony did good...

  • Everbody in here who is pulling this my country is better than yours crap: Shut the F*ck up. Srsly, shut up. Be a little more open minded.

    As far as the video, this guy was very funny.

  • He wasn't getting any love from the crowd

    FUCK 'EM TONY

    BRAP BRAP

  • Our shit is weak?

    he's fucking american so who's shit is weak..

  • this man is hilarious..i like the set he

    did on bad boys of comedy 2

  • WOW Holland your shit is WEAK

  • first off this is in holland. i guess the humor gets lost in translation.

  • naa men this is not the real tony woods...!

  • no its his clone of course it is u stupid fuck!

  • ur ninconpop, a boncon, a complete definition of A FOOL, i mean the FOOL used in the bible. I meant my comment pertaining to the way he presented or delivered his routine. Of coz i know it's him punk. And nxt time edit or re-read b4 sending dunce.

  • he is laid back i think its cool...but here he was high as hell...and imm dutch and do undrstand his jokes

  • ..hey fuck yall ....

  • hij is kk stoned

  • tough crowd

  • Hahaha he was high as hell

  • this dude is a great comedian, but the dutch are so stupid. the don't get the joke's

  • not funny :s

  • your a fucking faggot

  • This is funny.. NOT !!!

  • tough crowd

  • this is in holland right?, hes prob high as fuck

  • and i stand up caus i was going to run :)))))))))))))best comedian

  • you know how you guys talk; ggsskk ukn gggkkk ggggggggg! HAHAHAAAAHAHAAHAAAAaaaahaaa!!!­!

  • i mest up my remote control:))))))

  • I can probably take this motherfucker !!he is retarded wtf !!

  • this is sum funny shit hahaha

  • voiceeeeee sexyy.

  • whats with this guys voice for christ sake?? !!

  • he doesnt realy talk like that its jus part of his show

  • I don't think the whole dutch crowd got it!! I mean most of them were women in their 50's and they probably don't understand english very well!! I'm from Sweden and understood everything and I think Tony Woods is awesome. Seen many of his shows and they all make me laugh as hell!! But I agree this audience was lame!! Hope if Tony goes back to Europe he should come to Sweden, more people would appreciate him over here!

  • Yeah, it was a lame crowd, but that doesn't mean the Dutch are lame (or that most of us are women in their 50's :P )

  • Yeah I get what youre saying but I didn'y say the Dutch people are, only the people in the crowd! I've been to the Netherlands and I know the people isn't lame. But like this crowd, why even go to see this guy if you don't appreciate him? That's stupid and very lame towards Tony Woods and If he came to sweden he would at least get standing ovations from me and my friends. Because he really deserves it to. And no I know that most of you aren't women in their 50's. Again I was commenting the crowd

  • This is a clip from a very famous show in Holland (i'm dutch).

    Thing is, it's a show where you can sign up for and on every show there are 3 comedians, but you don't know who's coming till you're there, so they didn't come for him in particular, but for all 3.

    Anyway, good clip, lame crowd. His jokes are not as easy as the average comedian, and that makes him a good comedian.

  • his the fuck man

  • why is the audience so retart like their like half dead.

    he is one of the best comedian and they make look wack as hell.