Chopper Reid Driving School

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

The koreans have an odd sense of humor, lawls!

[cooldude0308]

Give it plenty of Fucking horn

[GameboyCW]

jul 23rd thats my birthday

[justtubein1]

Ar ar ar what da fuck.. this dood is a real tripper man.! hehehe

[MrSnooppyStyle]

this means kangaroos are on the road. in my opinion kangaroos should not be fucking driving LOLOLOL

[Quaker763]

If I told an American this is what is normally shown on Australian day time tele, they'd probably believe me xD

[rovemcanus1]

25 people shot their doodle off driving too fast over a speed bump.

[galsaur592]

25 people are over 60

[MrKiwimellon]

I need that on a bumper sticker ...GET A V8 OR FUCK OFF!!

[heatbucspies55]

I think this is the best one. It's so funny.

[dumbledizzle]

no boomerangs?!?

[Aelleor]

Neville Bartos watched this video 24 times...

[MrGlowie69]

*where's ya fucking cash* lol

[thewhiteredemption]

@MrGlowie69 that part made me rofl!

[MrGlowie69]

LMFAO

[kartoonkid101]

24 PEOPLE NEED TO TOUGHEN THE FUCK UP

[iBuzz7S]

@kartoonkid101 It's "harden the fuck up", not "toughen", but good try anyway.

[heatbucspies55]

I think this si the best one, it's so funny.

[Divinedemon13]

lets start off basic well this 1 is easy this 1 means stop next 1, this 1 means choppers been stopped too long got bored n blew some fucking holes in there fucking bang

[frazza9808]

1:16 bahaha

[andyboy950]

FUCKIN BANG !!!!

[bfmv5000]

get a v8 or fuck off



[nickisbiscuitandfish]

And just remeber kids that if you forget this and all else fails just close your eyes and give plenty fuckin horn. Haha fuckin funny

[themills02]

hello Chopper, hello Chopper,how are ya mate?? what's that?? you've got a dashing moustache??? I could not fucking agree with you more buddy.......

[LockyRabbetts]

GET A V8 OR FUCK OFF

[MegaHumanbean]

fuckn hello!!!

[freedomisntfreeffs]

I love how the recommended videos for this are actual driving lessons.

[UnearthlySound]

LOLL!! I nearly pissed myself laughing :D

[jamescoots15]

24 people cant drive 

[ABEIKU12]

ahh fukin bang my doodle...

[wastedonsex]

23 people went over a speed hump with a bloody loaded 4-10 shotgun down their pants and FUCKEN BANG!

[MySkaterboy21]

ohhhhh yea

[nessnes64]

i always thought that chopper hated neville

turns out, their friends

[JAKEyay22]

60 this means if your over 60 get off the fucken road haha

[tathagathabuddha]

It's Read, not Reid. Get it right.

[captainawesomefulla]

Fucken Cyclists..

[15kickerlivinloud]

come whippin around this fuckin round thing and fuckin bang

[monkkSTATUS]

if u ask me Kangaroos should not n driving haha rofl!!!!!

[nleboe]

21 people didnt get there license

[JoelkisBoss]

@nleboe one person failed!

[lakaiman1]

the 21 people that didnt like this have been driving over speed bumps with 4-10 shot guns down their pants and need to harden tha fuck up

[WILDBULL1984]

Kangaroos should noy be driving ROFL!!!!

[Michael72908]

fuckin' BANG!

[marinejackson]

CHOPPER IS A LEGEND!!!!

[RavagingLTD]

Get a V8 or fuck off. :D

[WarriorPoet420]

1:10 haha Fuckin drug addicts!

[cbfall]

"If you're over 60,Get off the fucking road"! LMAO!!!

[rycecorl]

lol wtf hahaha

[MrGrog88]

"fuckin omcha omcha" hahahhaha

[saxonrox]

Now this one, it bloody demonstrates what happens to your doodle if your a drug addict

[rocknova]

diz punkazz nigga think he so damn cool breeze buthe ain nuttin but a dam foo

[colin4393]

@rocknova You're fucking fail.

[jusfuknwidya]

@rocknova .. stop talking with your fuckin homosexual style. join the human race or.. fuck right off. piece of fuckin shit

[MrSkorge1]

LMAO

Nevil fuckin Bartos with his fuckin homosexual car

[LOLiLuxx]

haha this video is soo funny!! hahahahaha!!! ROFLMAO!! x

[Warthogfan]

Get a V8 or fuck offf.

ROFLMAO

[moakes1978]

lol laughing so much i got tears in my eyes luv it

[colonyguetller]

this is funny... but at the same time you gotta think that the real chopper doesnt act like this guy

[CosmicTechnology]

Chopper is the man : )

[Ng8245]

kangaroos should be driving jeez!!!!!!!

[sjmoney102183]

"chopper's been stopped for too long and got bored, FUCKIN BANG!

[Raylet2]

Nevill wheres your fucken cash?

[patricksk1123]

this sign means if you're over 60 get the fuck off the road

[armanf94]

Super funny and wise!

[splitenzfreak1980]

Makes Tarantino movie characters seem like whimps!

[FastAsFunk]

Get a V8 or fuck off...! Fucken WHAM...!

PMSL :D

[pr1malScr3am]

LEGEND!!!!

[podboj87]

hahaha kangaroos should not be drivin lolrofl

[PopSmokeIt]

just fuckin get off the road

[jamie0333]

Genius.

[anmlvk]

fucken ahh bang, my doodle HAHAHAHAH

[ChopChop776]

60 this means if your over 60 get the fuck off the road ahhaa

[ndingo]

lol 2 the bike bit it really pisses me off when they ride 2 abreast and take a whole fuckin lane up (thinking there in the tour de france)

[ronnie10py]

@ndingo we can take 2 abroad tho mate

[crackin113]

my idea of safety is not going over a speed hump with a bloody loaded 4-10 shotgun down your pants Fucken Ahh Bang ahh me doodle :P Hahaha

[tahliafied]

hahahaaa,, " this one means choppers been stopped for too long and fucken BANG BANG BANG! blew some fucken holes in it" hahahahahahahahah,, "no boomerangs", "get a v8 or fucken fuck off" hahaha I LOVE THIS GUY!!!

[bignoseface1234]

is this the real chop chop

[thechipmunkkiller]

no, r u american

[bunyip2005]

lol?

[zip346]

no this isnt the real chopper read, neither is the one in the chopper movie, this guy here is just impersonating the guy that played chopper in the movie..

[mzeuuro]

this demonstrates what happens to ur doodle when ur a drug addict ROOOFLMAO

[George050593]

Is Neville Bartos still alive?

[MarkusMcMidget]

he wasn't real, he was a combination of real people, same with keithy

[George050593]

Ohhhhh, but isn't he in the Chopper movie, which is based on real life? And same with Keithy George?

[MarkusMcMidget]

same. they were combinations of different people, kinda like the police officers in underbelly

[caeserman001]

are you fucking retarded? he's a real person, they've had fucking interviews with him you twit! he fucking chopped off his own fucking ears......twat!

[MarkusMcMidget]

i was talking about neville bartos

[MarkusMcMidget]

1. i'm australian. 2. get your fucking facts straight. i listened to the audio commentary with chopper on the dvd of the movie chopper. he says that keithy george and neville bartos are amalgams of certain people as it would've taken too long to portray them all in the movie

[pattygilmour]

yep

[jackyboiii]

if chopper hates neville bartos and theyre both real and both in the movie neville would be fucken dead

FUCKEN BANG

[LAHrebirth]

"This means if your 60 get off the fuckin road" :P

[JLR902]

fuckin bang!!

[Altair99999]

fuckin bang ahhhhh my doodle

[oakand]

Get a V8 or F off

Beauty

[arkibe]

lool gotta love the stop sign afta waiting for too long

[LlortnA]

"This one's another easy one: no boomerangs"

lmao

[EvilAshPursuivant]

see this one? it's another easy one; no boomerangs!!!

[chefmatty89]

this cunt is GOLD! hhahahahah

[jakesbulldogg]

Yeah Chopper-"Get A V8 Or Fuck Off"

[Th3M1tch]

hes got his umcha umcha going.

Look at me im fucking flying

[rub3nski]

hey neville! wheres your fucking cash? haha poor bloody neville facking bartos

[bitbot22]

im new to youtube can sum1 tell me y sum vids have disabled ratings and cant comment? thanks

[bitbot22]

y was that so funny i dont know what he really luks like thanks anyway 4 laughing at me is dat lol

[bitbot22]

is this the real mark chopper reid

[yungus200]

LMAO haha of course not lol

[UniMilesCheck]

No, the real one isnt that funny and is in jail :P

[skulldog25]

i was watching this at skewl with max vol and i got busted lol its so funny

[karimu97]

LOL!!!

[Qldroarfan94]

Why the fuck are kangaroo's fucking driving!

[steph2993]

i know the guy who plays this guy, hes pretty cool

[cheapshot101]

why be a dick?

[HalfEatenDimSim]

fucken condomheads

[JdBoii94]

"Fucking bang, ooh my doodle!"

[6MrLong9]

i failed my driving test today, if i had watched this before i would have defo passed. Great video, great advice!!!!

[260KPH]

LOL

[TheItalianstar07]

did yu fail ur learners o p's ??

[tregyslowagogo]

if your over 60 get of the fucking road lol

[corza008]

Who the fuck are you calling a pussy? You fuckin homosexual! And what kind of a fuckin name is "dribbler"? What are ya? A fuckin retart.

[bs7srdj]

FUKN BANG!! OOO MY DOODLE!! LMAO

[collingwoodrules]

if your over 60 get of the road

lol

[chaingang90]

who's this Neville guy he's always talking about

[inkysteve]

watch the dvd

[chaingang90]

I'm in Singapore, I can't get it

[Kanzenryuu]

In the Chopper movie, Neville Bardos is Read's nemesis, the quotes in Ronnie John's skits are based off of Eric Bana's quotes from the movie.

[ctrlgh]

hahaha if youre 60 get of the road lol.

[jaylencook]

cause doodle sounds funnnier lololololol

[firemonkey4me]

Wait, he says fuck, but not dick? Huh??

LOL choppa, ur funny, coming from a fellow aussie, lol

[Scobilishous]

r u sure tasmanian counts as aussie? But he does live in the greatest city on earth (Melbourne) and to anyone who dosent beleive me he lives down my road in Collingwood, i bump into him a few times.

[firemonkey4me]

yea.. just because it's not connected... steal means it's aussie.... they may all be incest but yea.. LOL soz cracking the tazzie jokes

[ubertastic69]

Im sorry but sydney is better lol, especially on teh northern beaches.

[ovlovperson]

Not really. Even people who choose which is better because of traffic stress levels crime prices all that type of stuff say that Melbourne is much better than Sydney. Infact Melbourne is either the most livable city in the world or really high up there.

[scarypunk1698]

if you ask me kangaroos shouldnt be on the fuk road.

[BeauG1990]

"My idea of road safety is not going over a speedhump with a fuckin four-ten shotgun down my pants".

ROFL i love these videos so much, crack me up so much.

[flattwinflyer]

get a V8 or fuck off!

[dburrigh]

I liked his comment about bicyclists, their "share the road" mindset drives me nuts.

[gearo5]

hahaha close your eyes and give it plenty fuken horn

[siwabus]

chopper for prime minister

[ELBAZ93]

Lawl good stuff, howd you get your license.

[kingwithking]

if u dont remember this kids then close your eyes and give it plenty of horn hahahahaha

[thatcoffeewasgood]

this is ronnie john not chopper!

[napodman]

this is ronnie john actoing as the character of chopper!

[thatcoffeewasgood]

YEPP!!!

[dobrivoje50]

fantastic work lol

[brett73fuller]

Chopper is ace, funny as fuck. This guy rocks! R. Courtney

[SportsStar777]

kstahhhD prescibes that u harden the fuck up if u say that!

[kstahhhD]

chopper is a sick kent

ALL THA WAY BRO

[mack3turbo]

omg u cant get better then him

2 funny man

[Swearzy]

now this mears no drug addicts fuckin half up fukin half donw you fukin drug addicts

[siwabus]

Chopper for Prime Minister

[cainstaunton]

he should

[dx6789]

Is Neville Bartos a real person?

[RickOrShay]

It's the guy who put him in jail.

[jaydol85]

actually neville bartos is a close friend of his

check out out on his site he says if it wasnt for neville he'd be dead

[Rhyyyyyyz]

Ok...I have NEVER actually LOLed at anything on video before....untill now!!!

OMG!!! KILLING MYSELF LAUGHING!!

[darkangelthesecond]

what happens to ya dick if your a drug addict LMFAO!!!!!!

[sheep41]

haha fuck man i call AUSTRLAIA HOME!

love all ya fucking aussies!

except Rudd...hes ganna fuck us all up

[TomDoherty01]

"ah fukin bang ah ma doodle" hahahaha classic

[mikkimoushkin]

LOL! this is friggin hilarious!

Gawd you're awesome chopper!

[PT13856]

Fucking bang!

[m3gabass]

chopper must be real rich lol

he hasa riving skool, airlines, hes a weatherman n lots of other stuff :P

[2132343]

hahaha fucking this fucking that :p

[falloutdude222]

ahh ma doodle lmao

[juzlian]

fukin easy 1, no boomerangs!

[falloutdude222]

haha get a fucking v8 or fuck off lmao gold

[kingste050]

CHOPPER IS GOD

[kingste050]

fucking neville take that

[e4699]

ello good old uncle chop chop. you rock man

[steeliestalker]

get a V8 or fuck off, fuckin' wham! roflmfao!!