*Click* - Lynn... New idea for contemporary rock band... "Unattended Muslim" - no scrub that... 'Cheezels' a new cheese flavored maize/corn snack... erm no... new 'zero' sugar soft-drink marketed to the under 25's which contain ingredients to reduce the sperm-count in males... like a fizzy chemical-castration... no no... erm... new internet service used by smart-phone people (i-people) for the purposes of extracting location-data... simplistic name, erm... Twatter, no... erm.. sod it - *Click*
so... following on from the first series, why did he end up leaving the BBC when he had a 'contract signed for 5 years for a million quid a year...? yeah the guy died but it was signed :P
@dannyday58218195 I'm sure that at some point someone noticed that the signature wasn't in his own handwriting. It was pretty hilarious how Alan thought it would come out in the guy's handwriting so long as the pen was in his hand. :)
@dannyday58218195 In his book 'I, Partridge. We need to talk' he explains what happened. Basically the BBC didn't believe the contract and so in the end it came to nothing. :D
The more I see it, the more I think Jeremy Clarkson is essentially what Partridge would have been like had he never been fired from TV. Clarkson is Partridge without the humanising reek of failure.
Does anyone agree? (Don't thumb up, just nod to yourself sagely)
"if you came in here wanting a twix i would stick one in your eye, one in your ear and one....... up your bum and i would have to break into another packet but i'm not prepared to do that " - Alan partridge xD
HI
danielthomasleach 17 hours ago
give him another series you shit
floobadoo 2 days ago
back off the net!
boydeyefc321 4 days ago
flattly my dear i dont riverdance spat my drink everywhere lol
ryama86 4 days ago
Dis is the autobhan
MHD1323 6 days ago
"Good Pump!"
tommytiger666 6 days ago
Lynn's facial expressions make this show :D
tkhushrenada 1 week ago
*Click* - Lynn... New idea for contemporary rock band... "Unattended Muslim" - no scrub that... 'Cheezels' a new cheese flavored maize/corn snack... erm no... new 'zero' sugar soft-drink marketed to the under 25's which contain ingredients to reduce the sperm-count in males... like a fizzy chemical-castration... no no... erm... new internet service used by smart-phone people (i-people) for the purposes of extracting location-data... simplistic name, erm... Twatter, no... erm.. sod it - *Click*
pcvideogamer 1 week ago 2
'Help me out here mate'..LOL
JPJPJPJAMESJPJPJP 1 week ago
It's hotter than the sun!!!!!!!!!!
MHD1323 1 week ago
Not herbie
wilson8383ify 2 weeks ago
what pump number
wilson8383ify 2 weeks ago
This episode is hotter than the sun.
arjun2191 2 weeks ago
I love his homoerotic daydreams, can't get enough of them...just discovered this! Sorry, am german.
whitexchina 2 weeks ago
Flatley my dear, I don't RIVERdance!
hawkwho 2 weeks ago 2
don't draw a cock
zopicloneable 3 weeks ago
Into me!
sebbythecrabby 3 weeks ago
fanny hairrrr!!!!!!!!!!
Rozz1015 3 weeks ago 3
the laughing should be optional, it'd be even funnier if there wasn't any!
callumnixon 3 weeks ago 5
@callumnixon it would be too much like the office
beadletoy4521 2 weeks ago
5,05 Love the insinuation!
DurhamGooner 3 weeks ago
its basically sex music
lilfunker86 3 weeks ago
"That would be buuuullshit!"
mysparerib 3 weeks ago 2
lyn technically speaking your life is not worth insuring. ha
rocksoliddude1 4 weeks ago
thats what nazi war criminals say! perfect comedy.
trisoutlaw86 1 month ago
When i saw the second series had been uploaded in full aswell i was like JURASSIC PARK!!!!KISS MY FACE!!!
TheShakiebreaks 1 month ago 2
Nazi's - but with excellent facilities
ItzMcfadden 1 month ago
0:00 - 0:14 she has a point!
PeterOwen88 1 month ago
S'basically sex music.
DrEthanAsia1 1 month ago
God he's 'orrible. I love it.
Fronika 1 month ago
Smelly Alan fartridge,,,,,,,
fin652 1 month ago
so... following on from the first series, why did he end up leaving the BBC when he had a 'contract signed for 5 years for a million quid a year...? yeah the guy died but it was signed :P
dannyday58218195 1 month ago
@dannyday58218195 I'm sure that at some point someone noticed that the signature wasn't in his own handwriting. It was pretty hilarious how Alan thought it would come out in the guy's handwriting so long as the pen was in his hand. :)
AssociationAdmirer 4 weeks ago
@dannyday58218195 In his book 'I, Partridge. We need to talk' he explains what happened. Basically the BBC didn't believe the contract and so in the end it came to nothing. :D
SaitanMar 4 weeks ago
man the laughing track rages me, this would be so much better without one.
Sedgwickism 1 month ago
lol, i love how much he hates Dave Clifton
Grymligast 1 month ago
Cacky Raphael
stevepising 1 month ago
"Imagine dreaming about that and waking up screaming...cause that's what happened."
RichyBMelodies 1 month ago
He thinks he's Rod Stewart.
k8likesorox 1 month ago
What does he say when he gets in the wreck? "answer me!" ?
beddj1 1 month ago
@beddj1 "into me" i think
PeterOwen88 1 month ago
Siobhan is yummy
madjack18 2 months ago
those dislikers are saaaad
thedramakid87 2 months ago
Quality uploads!!! Alan is a funny fucker!!
manterok83 2 months ago
CASHBACK.
Jasperiswinning 2 months ago 2
i still think lynn's face looks like an arse
1sc4p3 2 months ago
yeah thanks for uploading these didn't think i'd find them on here
1sc4p3 2 months ago
brillant,excellent*****
keg64 2 months ago
*seconds
mrsbundleberry 2 months ago
That's gotta be Kate Bush in the first 30 secondss! Maybe she was flattered after Alan sang Wuthering Heights in the first series :-)
mrsbundleberry 2 months ago
im tempted t say she was big hearted, but that would be bullshit!!!!epic
biss14able 2 months ago
despite this being one of my favourite comedies ever i think it would be better without the laughter track.
shutty666 3 months ago
@shutty666 GO AND FUCK YOURSELF THE LAUGHTER WAS GOOD
TrilogyofC 2 months ago
After a hard days work, this is what I need " Reality " love your world, give us more. more more more more mero mreo lol.
notlob444 3 months ago
your 8 grand a year
lmao
Masychefx2 3 months ago
I always love how "clips of idiots driving cars like maniacs into berks" never gets the studio audience laugh they seem to expect it to.
seagreenyweeny 3 months ago 2
13:30... Lynns face... ha ha
DeathFromAbove1981 3 months ago
"It's hotter than the sun!!"
gunsleppard 3 months ago
thankyou so much for uploading and a massive thanks for uploading them in one part instead of many... :)
Masychefx2 3 months ago
spice world!
supertec07 4 months ago
id have lynn on the bonkette :P awww yeeeah
dannyday58218195 4 months ago
@ThreeSixtyView the best one is in the description
7byseven 4 months ago
BACK OF THE NET !!!
davetheraved9 4 months ago 3
CASHBACK !!!
davetheraved9 4 months ago
DON'T SMILE. YOU'VE BROKEN YOU'RE NECK!
EveryWhichWayButStew 5 months ago 10
Kate bush speaking at the start :D
Gergyboy101 5 months ago 2
i want siobhan to relive herself on me
corkfield1 5 months ago
Someone said that the second season wasn't as funny. This is the funniest one so far!!!
RollingPeople97 5 months ago
flatley my dear I dont riverdance!
SuperMariopuzo 5 months ago
you want a mars bar ... then swivel lol
dentistdentist123 5 months ago
thanks for uploading ...great stuff
dentistdentist123 5 months ago
HD & full episodes!! - thanks for uploading these mate :)
newsblokcom 5 months ago
Just noticed that one of the workmen also plays the teacher.
paulcarm75 5 months ago
if coogan did a british partridge tour would most of you get tickets and go see it?i would.
jimpurdie 5 months ago in playlist alan
"lets go and get a couple of soleros, I need to get my head together"
gcarson67 5 months ago
into me!
tommyhall12 5 months ago
first voice sounds like Kate Bush!
anoukhorstink 5 months ago in playlist alan partridge
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AtTheApostasy 6 months ago
The Todd kid sounds and looks like Jake from Run Fat Boy Run
IVIaster0fIVIuppets 6 months ago
Haven't had this much fun since Gary Wilmotts wedding
c64geff 6 months ago
"Michael, release the Headmaster."
pinion101 6 months ago 7
"funny, thats what nazi war criminals say"
adammm1 7 months ago 3
Did you know, there are no Dutch Elms, left in Britain? LOL EFFING Priceless.
manos3790 7 months ago 4
cashback
goofbuck 7 months ago
aahhh!! his old classmate is in coronation street now!!!!!!!!
amyxxxbaby 7 months ago
"into me!!"
jm338 7 months ago 2
"Who watches a dead duck? Not even it's mother, she just flies away depressed" L M A O !
AlienatedStud 7 months ago 2
im not a raver im straight
DJFREDHEAD2010 7 months ago
HOLY SHIT THAT CALLER IS KATE BUSH !!!!
KingGrizzlebeard 8 months ago
It's baisically sex music.
charliz365 8 months ago
You're a dude for uploading these, thanks bud.
Jay2Oh 8 months ago 61
HOT TOPIC!
DJFREDHEAD2010 8 months ago
its hotter than the sun
SuperMariopuzo 8 months ago
"..and a bag of minstrels" "ooo" lmao!
Joooliuss 8 months ago
"lovely stuff" , the words of shakin stevens!!
1978Allanc 8 months ago
"Guess which one of you two ladies I'm gonna make love with now. Come on Sonia, Let's be appaling"
Jezer1990 8 months ago
boob olympics, the eurovision thong contest and wet christmas
Jezer1990 8 months ago
The more I see it, the more I think Jeremy Clarkson is essentially what Partridge would have been like had he never been fired from TV. Clarkson is Partridge without the humanising reek of failure.
Does anyone agree? (Don't thumb up, just nod to yourself sagely)
Fritzlsstinkyfinger 9 months ago 7
Every proffesion has it's shits!!!! I don't have to apoligise anymore do I? BIG BALLS!!!
CJaneL2806 10 months ago
Bitter bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CJaneL2806 10 months ago
"if you came in here wanting a twix i would stick one in your eye, one in your ear and one....... up your bum and i would have to break into another packet but i'm not prepared to do that " - Alan partridge xD
SuperDomsta 10 months ago
*Random Alan Partridge catch phrase*
Sailorsega 10 months ago 32
@Sailorsega A-ha!
blvtzpk 7 months ago
"Flatley may dear, ah don't Riverdance!"
soupalex 11 months ago 2
Cash Back!
clockguy2 11 months ago
back of the net !!!!!!!
WildWilly600 1 year ago
Jurassic Park!
notsodeadlydave 1 year ago 2