Zero Punctuation: Guitar Hero III

[theDENIMMAN]

dear yahtzee a while after doing this revew you forked over about seventy dollars for WoW cataclysm i will be sending you the razor wire... have a good day

[MarsWolves]

Cock slapping the Mona Lisa? Woo!

[vnelly3]

not yet?

[PjRorke98]

that song at the end (cliffs of dover) is super badass!

[grefog]

you used and elipses at 3:18 so 'zero punctuation' is no longer an apt title for this series.

[Regginyaga]

Tom Morello is 10000x better than slash

[SleepNoJutsu]

My feelings exactly! And I'm a hardcore GH & RB fan. Playing on expert since GH1.

[Slipdax]

Tom Morello is a legend of Rock

[shitdavidblaine]

Eh, I was able to get 5 stars on expert on most songs but the last tier is definitely a cockslap to the face compared to the ones before it and FUCK battling Lou, the difficulty was as if "GH Battle Hard" and "Nintendo Hard" were in the prison shower and the latter dropped the soap.

[ElOtroRomero]

No need to diss on Tom Morello, not a guitar legend but he sure is much more of a badass than most of the people playing with fake guitars.

Still, gotta love the unrelenting, callous banter. Kinda like a mix between House and Foamy the Squirrel.

[sxetitan]

Admitedly I was able to play most of the songs with 5 stars on expert. But only because my little sister got a strange addiction to the game and I don't think my manly pride could have stood her kicking my ass and trash talking my weeping face in front of all my friends. So out of desperation I played until my left hand came down with carpal tunnel, where I thanked the doctor for the wonderful news and went about my day.

[TokiTokix3]

So... Is he gay?

[Ketorulz]

I'm going to be honest: I never went beyond 'Hard' in any of the games. My fingers are too precious for 'Expert'.

[RandomGuy1994]

The part where he claims the last songs being impossible on expert is somewhat true. I mean, I did beat Raining Blood and those, but the thing what pissed me off is that the final boss was possible to beat only when the game felt like it.

[Caboose039]

This has got to be one of my favorite reviews

[kikarooney3]

$70 for a DLC pack? Sounds like MW3.

[FromHalo2halo]

@kikarooney3 Zing! Man, you sure showed those MW3 fans.

[jmar4life]

yahtzee is awesome

[Rex0142king]

I agree on the fact that they made the last 4 songs close to impossible on hard, although I've got 4 stars on Cliffs of Dover and I barely cleared One (which put me in a coma for 3 weeks and when I woke up I had a sudden urge to destroy activision).

I have maxed everything else on hard and I even moved up to expert where I've cleared about half the songs but I still can't beat the last ones on hard. :'(

It's a big gamebreaker for those who are only average players.

[LazyMan9000]

I just like watching the final animation. xD

[PnuttGAMES]

Cliffs of Dover hell yeah

[AngusFerris]

i was sitten here all dull waitin for this shit to load, and then THE FUCKING RAMONES!

[SonOfJazzy]

Yahtzee you appear to have finished the stOp at 2:15 with a period....

[NinjaaTunaa]

i beat that game loads of times, its awesome! :D

[wheeperson]

Im not gay.

[ScottLieksMudkipz]

@wheeperson

Having to deny your gay must say alot about your confidence in your sexuality

[JoryMartin63]

I just play iit for the music, I can't play easy for fuck.

[TheMasterDiasaster]

The first step is denial...

[JASIFC]

CLIFFS OF DOVER :D

[justforthelulzzz]

*Raining Blood

And it's not that hard =\

[ljmackriell]

@justforthelulzzz through the fire and the flames is though

[justforthelulzzz]

@ljmackriell

On hard? No way. I played guitar hero for like a month and could do it on hard.

For expert, it's easy except for the beginning, where you just tie down the green button and hammer on everything else.

Tapping it is impossible.

[liegeofshadows]

@justforthelulzzz Lol, I felt so cool when I beat "Through The Fire And The Flames" on Expert when I was 16. I stopped enjoying Guitar Hero some time after that, and I realized that since I play actual guitar there's no reason for me to play a guitar simulator. All I can say is that it was fun while it lasted. :]

[ljmackriell]

@justforthelulzzz i can do the whole song bar the beginning

[ThwartAbyss54]

Good Spider *pets

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

Tom Morello and Steve Ouimette > Slash. Fail on Yahtzees part

[sam66615]

@xPurpleDrinkx9001 I've met Tom and Slash, they're both great people, but you can't compare them. Steve ouimette is obviously the best guitarist, as he toured as part of G3 one year. Then you find Slash is a brilliant guitarist in his own right, as he plays the guitar. Tom however, finds new, experimental and interesting ways to make music.

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

@sam66615 Look. You just compared them!

[SmashKai]

@sam66615 Quite honestly, I don't understand what the big deal about Tom Morello is. Sure, he's a good guitarist, but he's just GOOD. Intermediate guitar skills+ thousands of effects pedals= best guitarist ever? Not exactly... though I do give him respect for being so innovative with his guitar.

[TheSithOverlord666]

@SmashKai I was going to rage at you when I was halfway through your comment, but you got the point exactly. Tom Morello has never been about being classically "good" at guitar (Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page, Paul Gilbert, David Gilmore). He is about "hey....dude....look what sound I can make with this guitar" "WHOA duuuuude". Or something like that.

[RogerabbitGosu]

Am I the only the only one who completely understood what he meant by playing cult of personality (expert I mean) you always kinda knew what you were doing, you normally got it right, but wasn't 100% sure where you finger was going next :D

[JoeTheMeatbag]

That was some awesome pre- and post-review music selection.

[DomTheRulerOfUndead]

you forgot satan oh wait you couldnt beat it LOL

[MegaNinjaDood]

Not sucking each others' DICKS or anything.

[FredericoCoelhoNunes]

ITS LIKE COCKSLAPING THE MONA LISA AHAHAHAH

Your videos are hilarious and you have good taste in music :D

[okiesnakeps]

got to love the Ramones

[dartdragonlord]

i happen to like midori XD

[Eastietex]

DAMNIT dont make fun of my pet spider mr jangles

[thawaffler47]

fuck that, cliffs of dover, 2nd best song in the game. well if you count dlc...

[NagisaFTW]

what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?!

[Ironbat92]

I'm not gay. Best part of the whole review.

[Trecobezor]

Awesome intro music!

[MadamMarch]

NO POOFTERS

[PollyBreedDumb]

A grilled cheese sandwich is haute cuisine.

[fr33nb33n]

Mmm...Eric Johnson.

[Nebulon2010]

3:35 Did i just hear a "Punctuation"?

[Ax4lto]

@Nebulon2010 Great scott! *monocle falls on the ground*

[patrickwop33]

Does anyone know what the song playing during the credits is?

[Happymealify]

@patrickwop33 first song: I wanna be sedated. Second song: Cliffs of Dover.

[Laidleypunk12]

Fuck yeah, The Ramones!

[RockinGamma]

@Laidleypunk12 Fuck yeah, Cliffs of Dover!

[TwoCamelsInATinyCar0]

I miss Clive too :(

[Liquinex]

CLiffs of dover for hte outro.. HELL YES!! YAHTZEE!!!

[Spruxy]

Can't seem to work out which one image 110 is..?

[Casundia]

@Spruxy 3:00.