Al Murray does Brighton

[tokkeification]

OMG! that was funny! Intelligent humor.

[EinkOLED]

the best god dam comedian in the UK.

[ma8ame]

It's gonna be a bit shit.

[sammullins963258741]

He is right about one thing. The Olympics will be shit.

[ploo94]

i saw him today. he ended up calling me the high priest of wank

[thenewmodfather]

going to see him tonight cant wait

[00die00991]

really al should be pm of britian

[crustybuttnugget]

16 people havent had a pint off Al Murray

[mattcast44]

@EnglishNationalist13 - I could get into a whole thing with you, but I'm just going to call you a cock. You cock.

[EnglishNationalist13]

@mattcast44 Fuck off.

[mattcast44]

@EnglishNationalist13 Well done Oscar, how witty!!

[superflibblefull]

It is sad when the BNP rely on an "act" by a comedian as a reliable source of support! Tossers.

[JayyOneill]

@superflibblefull haha trust! there such thick twats, they haven't even realised its a made up character and its infact a pisstake on people like them LOOL

[99elizabeth]

3:27 HARRY POTTER

[zaikozy]

at first i thougth he was irish my bad :)

[EnglishNationalist13]

Murray said he agrees with the BNP's immigration policies.

Funny that, according to most immigration polls on valid sources like yougov, skynews etc, about 70% of the UK's population agree with the BNP's stance on the EU and immigration but won't vote because their a bunch of gullable muppets who'll continue voting labour thinking they're voting for the working class and tory because they think their getting a government "tough on immigration" lol!

Goodbye the England we all once grew up in.

[1vnman]

@EnglishNationalist13 england is fuckd mate,the bnp are the only hope

[TripAir]

after watching Kevin Bridges, this is amateur hour.

[squeeth]

Al Murray, superb satire on fascists like the BNP, Tories and Liarbour.

[oddworlddude]

As soon as Al said he'd prove that God existed, I immediately thought he was going to do his bacon joke.

[brawnbear]

The Pub Landord is a Character.. geezus. Can't you fuckwits separate reality from fiction??

[Zugrim]

I prefer the Bacon Theory about God...

[mikeyhelm]

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[dotsonlines]

..Some people can fly

[Mortaza94]

The Chinese, tHe cHiNeSe, THE CHINESE!! lol

[magsb707]

Holy Shit!!

[JDherts]

10400274. In fact it has happened, on one of his happy hour shows on ITV there were two Asian ladies in the front row. They got the 'Beautiful British name' treatment.

[birdynumnumski]

you muppet, he's taking the piss out of the BNp etc

[10400274]

i wonder if this wouldever happen in an al murray gig

Al; "whats your name pal?"

man; sanjeet

Al; beautiful british name

LOL

[pacmandem]

@10400274 Yep lol, he does it to EVERYONE and it's even funnier when it's clearly a foreign name. There are some reaaaally funny "beautiful british name" lines he's done..

[arsenaljsutliffuk]

This title is misleading

[yurismir1]

@arsenaljsutliffuk Now everyone knows what you came here to see.

[arsenaljsutliffuk]

@yurismir1 We all like different things ;)

[EpicPoseidonBeard]

Not many people know this about Al Murray, but he is actually a Historian educated at Oxford University. Just wikipedia it.

[myboytheharp]

@EpicPoseidonBeard but according to wikipedia im a duckwrangler

[Crazycrew17]

Fly, sir FLY FLY!!!!!!!!!

[LoxiDays33]

I'm so glad I live in Brighton X3

[HeyThatsMyBike]

@BlackOpsAid

I am very much British but im also quite intelligent so there lies the difference I think.

[jordontucker]

i love him

[stings2008]

Al Murray: The good version of the BNP.

[rockinhamster]

@stings2008 there is no good version of the BNP, they're a bunch of racists that formed a group... patriotism i like, Al Mirray is a Genius!! xD but the BNP are a bunch or sore losers who'd completley ruin this country if they got any kind of power.

[stings2008]

@rockinhamster Yeah, I know the BNP are complete assholes. It was only a joke to play on the fact the BNP try to put themselves out as patriotic. :)

[motomallen]

@rockinhamster isn't this country completly ruined already without the BNP having to lift a finger !

[Delroy444]

@stings2008

What utter bollocks.

[stings2008]

@Delroy444 A bit late. And it's clearly a bloody joke.

[HeyThatsMyBike]

he is not funny in the slightest!!

[shoelase17]

@HeyThatsMyBike then why look him up?

[HeyThatsMyBike]

@shoelase17

Oh...that old chestnut. Well actually id seen him on TV a couple of times and always wondered how he got any work. A member of family raves about him though so I was bored one day, turns out that member of the family is a little dumb anyway.

[shoelase17]

@HeyThatsMyBike lol k

[ShamusZ3R0]

@HeyThatsMyBike Al murray is actually much more intelligent than he lets on in his comedy acts. He has a history degree from Oxford, and you can tell that he's very quick-witted from the way he near-instantly comes up with a humorous retort to pretty much anything an audience member says.

[DaMadHamster]

@zephranna01 You don't know the meanings of big fat racist chav if your talking about him mabye if your talking about your self then you do

[gugagagagreprpr]

Al Murray for primminister!!!.

[Var1ety]

Wow this was shit.

[FaytHarkwindVids]

I love how just as the camera goes off of the young man's face it shows his smile suddenly fade to a look of "Oh fuck"

[ADR3NALINExi]

@zephranna01 your getting repetitive and boring. change it abit will you troll.

On that note hope someone reports you x)

[Egg09Seed]

@ADR3NALINExi DONT FEED THE TROLLS !!!

Attention hos don't care what kind of attention they get as long as someone pays attention it validates their pitiful existences.

[ADR3NALINExi]

@zephranna01 thats nice kid :)

[ADR3NALINExi]

@zephranna01 thats nice troll :)

[ADR3NALINExi]

@zephranna01 1st step is admitting it.

good job.

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

@zephranna01 and you saying that him being English is enough to qualify him as a racist is enough to qualify you as being prejudice.

[ADR3NALINExi]

@zephranna01 Sure tell your self that if it makes you feel better *Violin*

[ADR3NALINExi]

@zephranna01 your just a youtube troll with nothing better to do.

[baronMinds]

@zephranna01

in what way is he racist?

[illkickoff]

lovin the sound effects he makes speaks

[SoapClawtooth]

Urgh. McIntyre is an annoying shit.

[benknowsbest1]

that was shit.

[Crackajack69]

not funny...

[Avionicgenius]

Love the dumbo reference

[apex2000]

Its gotta be alcholol free beer surely, i mean all that excessive health and safty stuff.

[tbirdlauderdale]

FUCKIN HILARIOUS

[Drakenessmonster]

now whos tha foo

[weba90]

I love 2:00 - 2:10 LOL

[andrew4950]

bruuuuuuuuum bruuuuuuuuuuum bruuuuuuuuuuuum..........Holy shit

LMFAO!

[BeAniEbOii1]

Holy shit ! ... now whos the fool ?

[benbrenyefski]

reminds me of Tommy Cooper a bit.

[irisx123]

"holy shit....now who's the fool" hahaha!!!

[pyschokilla]

themelfen where are you from??? chances are we owned you at one point so get fucked long live the queen and bring back the empire

[TheMelfen]

@pyschokilla

if it wasn't for us the germans wuda wiped you fucks off the face of the earth,so say thanks and bend over,you are now our little dumb bitch,special relationship LOL

[justdid102]

@TheMelfen so tell me was it the plan all along to come so late in to the war, that the English fought for years and was winning or was the U.S just shitting a brick in there own backyard.. but yeah cheers for turning up better late than never a.

[TheMelfen]

@justdid102 from your grammar i can tell you are a typical product of the low standard of british education so I will not atempt to give you a history lesson.

The same thing can be seen today in Afghanistan,were the british are leaving sangin province and we are taking over,because the british aren't up to the challenge.

[justdid102]

@TheMelfen with bigots like yourself it is pointless writing properly as you can only conform your own misguided conclusions anyway and this so called afghan war is only a business arrangement for your country to make money. yes war is a business, that's how your country works, that's how your country has always worked. don't worry about history lessons, i cant see someone that's so narrow minded teaching myself to much anyway. oh and P.S take that greasy burger out your mouth while typing.

[TheMelfen]

@justdid102 we may have to invade britain soon as it is fast becoming a muslim / sharia law state.

what is wrong with you people letting the muslims walk all over you,?? I suppose it's the same reason your soldiers are crawling out of helmand like yellow dogs

[justdid102]

@TheMelfen and this comes from someone hideing from behind your computer, ha i bet you live off your goverments handouts, while your biggest problem in your life is where your gonna get your next drug fix from or are you working your way up from lite beer to crack first? oh and since your country is more diverse in multiculturism than ours i suggest you dont start on who lives where anyway im off to work now, i wont be back for a good 12-13 hours so get some rest, eat, jackup, whatever you want.

[TheMelfen]

@justdid102 the truth hurts motherfucker,your lame attempts at insults just shows your lack of intellect.

I am a multi millionaire actually,i have minnows like you do the donkey work,I'm going to the Bahamas 2moro for a wk so enjoy your job in Mc Donalds you limey spawn

[justdid102]

@TheMelfen the fact you keep biteing at my insults must mean their hitting home, but really making shit up just spoilt my fun.. im not talking to you anymore.. enjoy the "bahamas" ...ha bahamas i cant believe he said that shit....(walking away walking away) bye!!!!

[TheMelfen]

@justdid102 yeah you brits are good at walking away,or running away as your yellow troops are in Sangin,

don't worry,the USA will do the real fighting

God Bless America

[Shropshireladdie]

@TheMelfen

i dont think so......the English never surrender never run its a code of our land which you would no nout about seen as your a yank.....

[SamAtSix]

@TheMelfen Your soldiers are pussy's compared to the brits dude.

[sopralto817]

@SamAtSix That's a bit of a sweeping generalization, isn't it?

[SamAtSix]

@sopralto817 Never compare yanks to the brits.

[ChanceCorax]

@SamAtSix Go and watch "Friends".

[SamAtSix]

@ChanceCorax Ive seen it... Whats so great about friends...?

[ChanceCorax]

@SamAtSix Nothing mate. "Friends" is just useless comedy for the retarded.

[TheOneAndOnly316]

@SamAtSix and they keep shooting our troops aswell

[Jcahalane]

@TheMelfen And carry out successful rescue missions.

[justdid102]

@TheMelfen (walking back) P.S you might aswell have a look at al murray vs americans.................righ­t im outta here

[jimmyjooo123]

@TheMelfen i love you courageous yanks. fearlessly pounding at the keyboard while mommy cooks you,re cookies downstairs.cunts.

[Shropshireladdie]

@TheMelfen

Nope were staying in afgan unlike your troops and seen as our brave SAS trained your troops i would shut up and american hippyness has stopped us from getting rid of muslims soooooo....and what is your problem?

[TheMelfen]

@Shropshireladdie you're another uneducated brit, 'seen' jesus h christ you are so dumb it's untrue.

check the facts dumbass,the british soldiers are being withdrawn because they can't do the job

[Shropshireladdie]

@TheMelfen

Nope i tihnk you will find YOU are withdrawing and we are staying, its just a fact i cant believe you dont know this? dont you know what your own country is doing? and i am not a brit you twat! dont you yanks know anything about Britain ffs, and it is known the world over that we have the bravest and the best troops.

and what do ya mean uneducated! especially when YOUR speaking my language.

[Bmonkeyone]

@Shropshireladdie *you're , might also be a nice time to look up "irony".

[TheMelfen]

@Bmonkeyone LMAO FFS what a stupid shropshire laddie

[TheMelfen]

@Shropshireladdie = TWAT

[Shropshireladdie]

@TheMelfen

wow you must have taken ages to think that 1 up!

anyone who answers an argument with an insult has lost the argument.

[TheMelfen]

@Shropshireladdie = Dickhead LOL

[sopralto817]

@TheMelfen If Brits are such stupid twats, then what the fuck are you doing watching the stupid twatty comedy? And thanks SO much for perpetuating the stereotype of the stupid, uneducated American with negative fifty wit and the thoughtless xenophobia. Fuck, even BRITS were never that jingoistic, historically. Just... stop talking. Shut the fuck up, you will be WAY ahead of the game.

[JakkKEEy]

why the fuck are dumd shits callin us limeys? fucking retards

[TheMelfen]

@JakkKEEy what are you dumb fags saving the queen from anyway?

limey jerks

[higofyp]

@TheMelfen That's no way to speak to your ancestors and rulers, you silly little troll.

[JakkKEEy]

@TheMelfen

your fat fucking lezbo mum

[TheMelfen]

@JakkKEEy We now use the term LIMEYS because of the screwed up sour expressions on your ugly british faces FYI

[TheMelfen]

@JakkKEEy learn to spell dumbass

[higofyp]

@JakkKEEy It's because the British Navy ate a lot of limes to prevent scurvy. Hence, limeys.

[JakkKEEy]

@higofyp sweet

[TheMelfen]

this guy sucks,english are dumb limeys

[Shropshireladdie]

@TheMelfen

Of course we are......what makes you need to put down and English? maybe you hail from a country that needs bigging up???

[JakkKEEy]

@TheMelfen

Fuck you GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

[TheMelfen]

@JakkKEEy

FUCK THE QUEEN, YOU LIMEY FAG

[OSXHD]

McIntyre's good but Al should be host.... not him.

[Snooker247]

Holy shit! Now who da fool!

[scorpian865]

OK, so how does God explain 9/11 then? Was he in a bad mood?

[rcukreviews]

@scorpian865 God dosen't actually pick up planes you know

[OSXHD]

@rcukreviews Lol...... thank fuck someone noticed.

[scorpian865]

@rcukreviews please can you look up "SARCASTIC" in the dictonary.

[Shropshireladdie]

@scorpian865

that was allah trying to get in on the act, it just so happened he wasnt a very good god.......

[ESCAPEDCONVICT01]

it would be funny if the kid turned around and said "i believe this guys a wanker"

[kend600]

Loved it

[SamuelEllmer]

The Chinese did an amazing job with the Olympics! It's amazing what you can do with no human rights and a billion slave labourers.

[mrjoey94]

I'm Canadian and i think this guy is hilarious.

[ClownFight]

If only Al Murray was Prime Minister. The world would be a more sensible place.

[swollower]

@ClownFight He`d get my vote!

[splashie777]

@ClownFight thats because we would rename the world GREAT BRITAIN! and just like that, *al murray voice* all problems would be resolved because all religions would be aloud crisps and then they may get thirsty get a beer down there necks and ligthen up!

[rainhamendgill]

ALL HAIL TO THE ALE!!!!

[roysboys102]

What he said about health and safety on the Olympics although its supposed to be a joke sadly I could actually see that happening cuz lets face it health and safety in this country can be a big joke.

[Rikstar88]

FACT: Al Murray is funny, FACT: Stop arguing you two, bloody hell i never knew children knew how to type!

[theboss2432]

@Rikstar88 ah 2 teel ya the truth I'm fed up arguing anyway,he's alright i spose,funny at times.

[theboss2432]

USA RULES

USA USA USA

engayland 1 USA 2

[maccyjames64]

@theboss2432 don't remember that happening

[MrSean677]

what the hell is wrong with you all, arguing about political stuff, it's comedy, it doesnt have to be taken seriously, comedians make people laugh, they arent there to cause conflict between certain groups, I'm Irish, he doesnt insult the Irish in this video and any comedian that says stuff about the irish usually say we're lazy and drunk which we are, a lot of Irish just cant face the truth. Comedy is not something that has to be taken literally if only people would just grow up and move on

[theboss2432]

@MrSean677 your a fuckn dirty plastic traitor bastard,you're one load your mum shuda swallowed,

burn your Irish passport if you have one,your not worthy of the name

[MrSean677]

@theboss2432 yeah I'm a traitor for wanting peace

[theboss2432]

@MrSean677 crawl on your belly you yellow vermin,

Saoirse Eireann Abu

[Brady2k10]

but if you wanna hate english people then so be it, but let me tell you, im not proud to say i have irish blood in me when i hear an irish man with that hate inside him, that stupid fucking ignorance, you hate the english people, when it wasnt the english people that wanted ireland in the first place, yet english people died because of it, blame the government and the queen but stop hating english people.

[theboss2432]

@Brady2k10 could you repeat that? lol

[Brady2k10]

@theboss2432 yes haha funny, but i was being serious, dont hate english people, hate the government and the assholes that started it, the soldiers are just ordered to go over there, i think if they had a choice they would have gtfo, the same with scots, a lot of them hate english, but there hating the wrong people, its not the english people, its the government and the royal family tht should be hated

[Brady2k10]

You know, a lot of Irish have moved on now, the IRA arent even around anymore, they've just settled and moved on, you're being fucking ignorant with your hate, i think you should be grateful, when england wants something they used to take it, its true that the IRA held england off but if england came over in full fucking force you wouldnt stand a chance. And then what would you do? you'd have no choice.

[Brady2k10]

but we're all friends now right? what im trying to say is, im proud to have english and irish blood, i love both countries, whats done is done, that cant be changed. N Ireland is British now so what is the point in hating? nothing good is gonna come of you hating english people, the only thing that will come of it is you gettin angry all the time, the only person it affects is you.

[Brady2k10]

and remember SAS were in Ireland and IRA members killed them before they did anything, and British troops retaliated by kiling some Irish people, and thats all it ever was. N ireland is British now, and if Ireland tried to take it back it wouldnt work out and you know it wouldnt and that my friend is why you're mad. Me personally, i wish none of that shit happened. Just leave Ireland alone, but the english didnt, they were in the wrong for doing that

[chufuss]

What is a pub Landlord?

[genmonty]

"vicars waffle"......even worse than the blue variety

[genmonty]

.......misleading title

:)

[StraightEdgeSaviour]

fucking hate this guy - hes just so not funny

[OleKyrkjebo]

It's "Let's hear it for the beer. All hale to the ale, and welcom the wine for the ladies".

[TheEastendgirl]

i change the start it goes

all hale for the al

all cheer for the beer

[thefltdriver]

Poor Al. The Pub Landlord was never going a get a good audience in liberal Brighton.

[ParlourBEATflex]

@thefltdriver

Yea he really did change it up... Didnt really work for me though, the god/plane bit was pretty fucking confusing... unless it was a meta joke or reverse punch.. i dunno.

[thefltdriver]

@ParlourBEATflex Well, the Pub Landlord is meant to be a parody of the stupid ideas people have, so the God and the aeroplanes bit was probably created from that. A parody of the British attitude in there as well when he talks about us winning the Battle of Britain because God was dropping all the Messerschmitts on purpose.

[theboss2432]

I hope the muslims destroy your pox of a country ya engaylish vermin,looking forward to seeing your scum engayland team fall apart in SA,

I hear terry is riding lampbard now,dirty bastards

[tomforjews]

shut up you incest fish wife :D

[theboss2432]

@tomforjews kiss my ass

[tomforjews]

@theboss2432 nope :D

[tomforjews]

@theboss2432 nope :D

[theboss2432]

@tomforjews dope d more like

[theboss2432]

stupid engaylish chav bastards,looking forward to seeing you engaylish pricks fail miserably as usual in SA

I hope the SA cops beat the heads of your scumbag vermin engayland supporters

I hope rooney breaks a leg soon

[GamingProfessionel]

whats SA?

Ohhhhhhhh South African!

dont be ashamed just because your COUNTRY SUCKS AT SPORTS UNITED STATES OF ARSEHOLES

[leevidz2007]

@theboss2432 another internet hardman I see

[Saxonsoldiers]

@theboss2432 That offer for a meets still on you sister fucking inbred! see an earlier post yh,iv said next week,you pick the day.YOUR FUCKING JAWS GONNA BE SWINGING!!!! England at the world cup....Well you didnt qualify thanks to the master that is thierry henry....

[boobsboobsboobs86]

yay he said shoreham! the best town on earth. theboss2432 sounds like an american cunt!!! arnt amercunts originally from britain??? i bet ur obese, super thick n dont even know where britain is on the map!!! u r a waste of cum! just like every other amercunt! a country with so much potential filled with dumb people...what a waste! n ur own government blew up ur own buildings in 2001! ha ha how sad.