Scrubs J.D. Made A Book of Cox's Rants

[Michael326]

as everyone should be aware, it's the index, not the glossary. :)

[chanke20]

I WOULD PAY GOOD MONEY FOR THIS BOOK

[Bermundos]

where can i buy this book? do i have to order it online?

[Rougeification]

I've got his sarcasm down - working on the whistle and sharpening up the wit

[DoubleTrouble2G]

@Rougeification I really admire that :)

[TheMeezProductions]

Since someone referred it to a Perry bible, can I now introduce you to Perryism? Dr. Cox is our God and J.D is our lord. How does that sound? :D

[lartkrin]

@TheMeezProductions sign me up!

[adogegajfan11]

Best book ever...

[thedudsonette]

wow i tested i can whistle like dr. cox

me= so going to act all coxy

[PyroAlchemist01]

i wish i could whistle like Dr. Cox...

[crybabygirl08]

I love JD's and Cox's relationship with each other!! XD

[MrRichardsome1]

Seriously, is that buyable???????

[queencolondarkwing]

Perrypedia

[dalekdalekdalek]

It's like a Perry bible!!! :O xD



[TheWarpBurger]

I'd buy it.

[natzo89]

I love the smile at  0:45

[MrDravde]

I like how Cox actually appreciates the book! :D

[DominikKressmann]

It's like a friggin bible!

[marissawtts]

he says look at the glossary, but it should really be the index. the glossary defines the words

[thedudsonette]

i wanna have it (at first i thought that it was book of dr cox pants) :D

[GoatWithACookie]

Must have it...

[derkhaslol]

"Hahahaha, I remember this one :D"

[Camish911]

After that last parting shot JD needs to add another page to the book

[aquemeni541]

That is one of my favorite scenes. :P

[hollywoodwerewolf]

that's page 19??? Looks like page 219

[yankees032778]

if that's page 19, then those are some thick ass pages

[timonix2]

@yankees032778 maybe there are chapters

[frusciante349]

go to coxisms.com to find all his best rants

[gamemasterc]

he actually meant index, glossary would be a list of terms.

[Pr00z3]

that surely isn't page 19 :D

[jimijimi1029]

Omg i want that book soooooo much!!!!!

[33TheJoker33]

Thumbs up if you remember both of the lines they read xD

[kai141093]

that book would even be better than the bro code

[narutofan625boysback]

i'd spend SOOOO much money on a copy of that

[RabidKyuubi]

"...and five being some that still makes me wanna cut myself." Yeah,just read an uber angsty fanfiction. I thought they were making shit up for dramatic effect,y'know?Apparently not...

[nivlemelvin94]

You dont know how much money i would pay to have a copy of this book.

[superthisisme2010]

i. want. that. book. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

[kiasuten]

I think by "glossary" he means index. Because a glossary is more a dictionary within a book... yeah, he means index. Funny how they get all the medical stuff right, but when it comes to something we learn in like 3rd grade... lol

[crazzygirl100]

@kiasuten Nobody cares...go away.

[kiasuten]

@crazzygirl100 If no one cares, then why did you bother to comment?

[crazzygirl100]

@kiasuten Because I was bored and somtimes people need to be reminded that nobody cares.

[TheSecondWaterman]

@crazzygirl100 Or its the fact that you're just an idiot.

[crazzygirl100]

@TheSecondWaterman This coming from someone who takes a week to reply with the worst comeback ever.GET A JOB. >:P

[TheSecondWaterman]

@crazzygirl100 >just discovered the video

what

[crazzygirl100]

@TheSecondWaterman what?

[scrax6]

if you watch evrey episode of scrubs ever and right down all the rants you have got a copy

[jonanice]

I LOVE HOW BIG IT IS

[complicatedmind2007]

@jonanice that's what she said :P

Sorry buddy couldn't help myself

[jonanice]

@complicatedmind2007 to be honest im suprised it wasn't said sooner by smeone

[complicatedmind2007]

@jonanice you are welcome :D lol kidding

[aCanofCatfood]

coxisms.com it looks like the book =] wait is this spam?

[mouldyteabag]

That was nice, I liked that we shared that...

[Tyler8756]

THEY HAD 818 EPISODES!!! GOOD GOD!!

[AndiEmme1]

@Tyler8756 Dude...season 8, episode 18. lulz.

[yankees032778]

Goddamn those are thick pages. Page 19 was halfway through the book!!

[metalskate1000]

3 people kan shove it up there buttholes

[KruegerLot]

If there was such book I'd buy it.

[PrincessSerena1121]

Dude I want that book!

[Bobman4671]

That's a book of Shakespeare from barnes and Noble. They just used it as a prop. If you stop at the right time you can see the golden signature on the back. I have one. Freaking hilarious.

[HBKrosseyed]

That book must have really thick pages if that was page 19

[RandomVidsMaker]

if the wrote al his rants actualy down

you realy gey a normal sised book

and if you take al the rants from cox on everybody tou got a realy fat bible

[jursle]

@RandomVidsMaker If you would write, instead of smash your head onto your keyboard.

You'd get a readable comment.

[RandomVidsMaker]

@jursle broken keyboard you fucking hater

[Dancinglad123]

Haha page 19 is about halfway through the book

[InvisibleCoinBlock]

I need a cpoy of that book...NOW!!

[InvisibleCoinBlock]

@InvisibleCoinBlock *copy

[Freeway514]

Lol!!!

[POPOPOWER5]

Lol "HUGH JACKMAN"

[chikipito]

Cox: you can't blame me for that

Jordan: No, it's too mean

[xXBoxRocksXx]

Must. Get. That. Book!

[eyhola]

haha lol so funny they made the book so thick

[ragingwolf159]

that doesnt look like it is page 19. still very very very very very very very very very very funny

[batavias]

lol a Big Book of COX...lol

[Zwartekaka]

I really want to fuck Jordan very bad. Not the actress who plays her but Jordan.

[ltotheucasltotheucas]

@Zwartekaka

ooooooooooww! desperate!

[logisysmax20]

@Zwartekaka i know me too.

[soso104]

actually there is a website called coxism, they have about 800 quotes sorted by rants, quips and verbal assissinations.

its plain EPIC!

[AllieJacy1]

cox: 'you can't blame me for that'

jordan: 'yh thats to mean'

[kelsycole]

that was a nice moment.

[0123456789naruto]

lol i loved that wall one XD and i wrote them down 2 XD

[TheElenion]

glossary or index? lol

[jamie06101]

They should release that book, I'd buy it.

[young9303]

me to

[Chigokai1080]

I would love a big book of Cox's rants.

[MadHaTTe1992]

Thats not creepy at all J.D.

[daplayer]

I WANT A COPY!!!!

[chris5159]

but hugh jackman's wolverine

[emells123]

are they selling this book? :L

[kibutzor]

page 19.....more like page 450

[YumehimeChan]

I want this book

[thatdude034]

lol me too...

[maori94]

-can't blame me for that

-no, it's too mean

XD they're terrible

[yorenfromabove]

That books my bible!

[fantasylover42]

did JD ever get that hug????

and i just saw a Hugh Jackman movie today. lol.

[ELIEISMYHERO]

Yes, he did.

Last episode

[Nemasl]

JD said he's happy. Cox said that this is the feeling he wanted to give JD on his last day.

Was this really a NICE WORD to JD from Dr Cox? Serious???

[duivel114]

watch the final episode, youll die

[Username5550123]

I wish i had that book.

[sgoergem]

then make one!

the only thing you don´t have is JD`s rating system

and of course you have to watch every episode and write down all rants ;-)

[partygirl209]

wat is his problem with Hugh Jackman!!

[bokuzenkosugi]

In an interview with the actor that plays Dr. Cox, he said it was because he was jealous of Hugh Jackman's acting ability.

[partygirl209]

yh, i think i heard of that!!

[badboybrettjones]

but thats wolverine haha

[ConradMcBad]

can they please actually make this book? it would be a great gift and i would ACTUALLY buy this

[fcabido]

cried during finale i downloaded yesterday i've seen every single eps

[ShugoCharaSkipBeat]

hugh jackman!

[CandyYum96]

i want that book lol

[lurdylurdyboy]

Hugh Jackman!

[alijeal]

Hugh Jackman!

[P0onag3]

Hugh Jackman!

[Flaky1990]

Hugh Jackman!

[insanepoet9]

Hugh Jackman!

[SlutProstitute]

I'm Pretty Sure The 9th Season Is Following There Kids.

[danypieman]

they should sell this book at local book stores...

but instead of just cox'x rant...

it should have everyones rant....

id buy the book!

[Wick3DSteely]

'... in my mind youre the man who made me who i am today'

'you cant blame me for that!'

'thats too mean!'

[girlscallmesneaky]

it has a glossary! damn i want that book!

[mufasa7200]

That's definitley not page 19...^^

[gothgirl4813]

THAT was beautiful!

[Requiemofmischief]

i find the totally random hate for hugh jackman dr cox has as oneof my favorite rants ever

[OverdoseComatose]

I WANT THE BOOK!

[LittleDrB]

i NEED that book! lol

[619sratedx]

you can't blame me for that

[MikeyThePikey500]

What an actor John McGinley is, can't believe he managed to remember all his rants from memory, how many takes must it of taken

[HBKrosseyed]

they could have looked it up from previous episodes...?

[LittleDrB]

John McGinley is the best! I love him!

I think it's great how Dr Cox still calls JD Newbie eventhough it's his last ever day at Sacred Heart, I love scrubs and can't believe it's gone.

[LeeJ2512]

u do realise that JD and Elliot (cant remember theyre names) have signed on for a 9th season apparently?

[KisiroKitsune]

Only the first 6 episodes, then it's all new characters.

[Hypohamish]

Good thing it's coming back for Season 9 then 'eh? :P

Sucks Braff will only be in the first 6 episodes though ='( !

[eyesack9]

carla and elliot might not even be in it =(

[guitarhero3689]

wish i had that book

[tttaylorrr226]

"pleather bound"

love him and this show to pieces

[Godsiboy3000]

i cant believe its over

[cubano517]

lol, they had to throw in the Hugh Jackman one.

[bronc30td]

Greatest. Rant. Ever.

[Bonita05Steph]

I'm thinking I need that book. For reals.

[icedude11214]

You are the man, uploading the finale clips just 2 hours after the episode was broadcasted.