David and Goliath, pt. 2

[Rx7even]

Im gonna make you GO-LIATH down in your grave! lol

[sir360]

Hhahah put your hands up in the air!

[Alvosploio]

love this dub. I was really surprised by the blood though

[hyperollie]

my teacher showed the whole class and when it swered we all lauthed my teacher turned it off

[coolyesgirl123]

put ur hands up in the air at my church when that comes on aa party happens

[tankydhg]

HAHAHAHAHA The pebble in actual fact hit goliath in the temple. The part of the brain unprotected by skull. Not the forehead, the part of the brain most protected by skull.

[FMAiscool]

this helps with my understanding of art history :D

[hellosummy]

"i know it's anachronistic to say this"

[mattwazup]

LOL!!!! Im gunna make you GOLIATH DOWN

[mattwazup]

LOL! be careful that sword could have landed on my foot!!!!!!!

[giobien714]

PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR LOL

[blooperforreels]

im glad it didnt swear and it was hilarous!!! i didnt think it mocked the bible very much and im chrishtian

[DaKIM511]

reminds me of zoolander & mugatu

[DaKIM511]

i can't stop laughing!

[jameswhojamesyu]

I was on a short-term missions trip in Thailand and the church I was attending used your video during a sermon. The Thai people probably had no idea, but me and the other missionary understood every word. We had to fight hard not to crack up. Know that your video brought me a bit of joy during a time in the trip where it was hard for me to be joyful. Thank you, and God bless. :)

[DarrenPollock]

@jameswhojamesyu That is so wonderful to hear that...I appreciate your sharing the story. God bless you too!

[DemocracyGladiator]

Why does Goliath look Asian?

[TehFunnehMann]

The diologe was terrible.

[jenniferunangst]

Wish I know who redid the sound effects! so funny!!!!

[DarrenPollock]

@jenniferunangst Thanks :)

[hellosummy]

yup i definitely thought this was the original.

[ChaddMellow]

David, the original "360 no scope"

[MrEmadshalabi]

Lol- "Moot" is also the Arabic word for "die." Anyway, nice video, God bless you.

[majopmful]

Who am I? ???~~~ many answers ~~~world may say many encouraging answers and some discouraging answers ~~~BUT … What actually My Father’s Heart says who am I , ”That is what I am” …….My Lord is here for me and more than that He is my Father who created me … ~~~~

[mynameisupeered]

lololololollololololololl



[caramel4424]

"Oh I think I'm gonna be sick. I should have just poisoned him" LFAO

[OneEyedJack1970]

"It was a really big lion! It was threatening my flock."

[missbelhavengirl]

0:18-0:25 LOL

"I'm gonna make you go-li-ath down!" LOL

Sir you are awesome. I hope I can be an influence like this when I earn my education degree. :D

[DarrenPollock]

@missbelhavengirl Thanks- I appreciate it! Blessings to you :)

[Lukelovesthelord]

Hey I watched these when I was a kid, way before veggie tales, old school

[drewyou1]

awsome video! i so would give this 5/5 stars!

[fognozzle930]

I'll say one thing and I'll try to be nice about it. To all of you unbelievers, that little uncomfortable feeling you have way down inside is your soul longing for you to accept God. All the things you try to do to suppress it, you know yourself it doesn't last for long. Do yourself a favor and accept Christ. I'm not saying this for my own good, after all what would I gain or lose if you do or don't accept Him? I just know the gospel is true. I've proved it.

[thebig1]

Are you the same Darren Pollack who helped make these in the first place?

[DarrenPollock]

@thebig1 If by "in the first place" you mean the team that made the original video in the 80's, then no. If you mean the guy who took out all of the audio, re-edited the video, and wrote and recorded a new script a few years ago, then yes, that is me.

[SterlingUliso]

You did pretty good for the most part, some real funny parts. Thanks! Bible on!

[vivicar82]

bem que esse Davi pdia ser mais bonitinho é claro que serve pra todos os Daviss que tao espalhados por aí ....hahahaha

[mitchpayson007]

that was great i really enjoyed your addition of humor

[lordxeras]

@abcmomoi yes, you christians say over and over again not to make fun of someone else's beliefs, yet that seems to be all you guys do to everyone of a different belief.

[turkeymoose]

last year we showed this at my youth group. VERY FUNNY! grumble grumble flash! grumble grumble grumble

[Superdeath25]

Actually, the stone sling could do that in real life. The stone flies at about 70 miles an hour

[renekenshin6573]

I dunno if i should be serious or laugh at this lol

[theboomzer]

Really good except for the blood; you should like make more bible stories

[mkt778]

What is this I don't even.

[SEXY77786]

FUNNY.



[animeioncewas]

this is awesome~!!!!

i was looking for some children's bible stories to illustrate, and an interpretation such as this is too honorable to be missed~~~

so funny! ;)

i rlly enjoyed sharing it with my family members and your sense of humor (whilst still respecting the original bible story) was entertaining for me to watch and listen to.

looking over at your channel, i see that you haven't made any more....but that's fine! i appreciate your efforts and time in this video. :3

-E.R.

[cnloyola]

Thanks for sharing!!!

[DarrenPollock]

@abcmomoi I'm sorry that you interpreted this to be a mockery of the story--that certainly wasn't my intention. I find that the Bible uses humor frequently in telling stories and communicating truths (especially with regard to human foibles), and this was my attempt to communicate this story to teenagers in a way that is at once engaging and faithful to the theological intentions of the scriptural narrative.

[JesusSavedme78]

@DarrenPollock thank you for this video, my nephews and I really enjoyed it. I appreciated the humor !!!

[realityeaters]

@DarrenPollock that was too funny thank u

[AllHailThaKing]

lol what church got to do with jewish history? funny ass christian's

[peachesntcream]

good

[armenianbloods]

yes in this history the goliath is turk

[shizamza]

that sword could've landed on my foot!!!

[habr28]

the quality is not so good but its the story that matters

[gmonay2k]

I grew up watching these videos and this was a treat. Hilarious! thanks for keeping it clean. Go-Liath in the ground. Genius.

[zedeckomnipotent]

Whack

[SkootSucksAtLife]

we watched this in school today. probably the highlight of my day, it was so funny that i had to look it up at home

[MegaLotusEater]

This is pretty awesome.

[Nicrowin]

omg this a humor

[bamo48]

the ending is hilarious!!!

[retnevni]

He is a rather scary individual. hahahhahah... Be careful of that sword! it almost landed on my foot!

[retnevni]

He is a rather scary individual. hahahhahah...

[dude33ism]

This would be hilareeus if you made one for Jesus

[07wurd]

I don't care about your foot King Saul.... hahahahahahahahahahaha

[makeit234]

OH YA!!

[Dotagamer100]

put your hands up in the air put your hands up in the air :D

[chadnisha]

AHahahahahaaa!!! Not was I was expecting, but a pleasant and very entertaining surprise!

[AndyCarnage]

ill never forget this cartoon just because of how bloody that scene is lol

[heart504no]

iiwatched this with my son awesome

[cdurodola]

Darren, this is sooo cute. I love it. Blessings

[oreyravi]

this is awesome.. .wow.. too good... what a narration & music it was really exiting.. Thanks for doing it...

[Crimelord2k10]

Basically what this story says is that Judaism is a far more superior religion

[jerrodcowlishaw]

Too funny!! Good job captain! Btw hannah /barbara were studs!

[Registered2kill]

@jerrodcowlishaw loved it

[qtiblessy]

Very nice!

[PavirryPe]

Somewhat violent for a cartoon, but really good. Killing Goliath with a sling is not an easy task.

[TriloMagic]

that giant is stupid! He fell for the same trick two times in a row the same way. David is quite selfish and jerk like. "I don't care if I cut off your foot, King!" Right after the king was trying to help him with armor and get equipped.

[Itsfaith33]

that was funny. A good story too.

[Papu1234]

the battle was... epic..

[ebaltrace]

Very entertaining cartoon!

Ebal the Atheist

[SheJanel]

5:05

BOOM HEADSHOT

[tito10cuaderno]

i think iam gonna be sick i shoud of just poising him hahahaha

[brizzlebeatdown]

"I'm gonna make you go-lieth down in your grave!"

lollerskates.

[narutokun769]

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[TheOriain99]

That was funny lol

[railenmiles]

hahaha

he's like one of those chinese gymnist girls

XD

[aedor18]

curse goliath!curse philistines!

[89mikeymike89]

wow this was interesting

[AZBound3]

David was always a fighter but he was humble at the same time! Chosen man of God!

[JSuelto1]

this isnt the original voices lol

[DrPhilMusic]

Now if you were my sunday school teacher, i'd want to go to church every day, man. this is awesome!

[DarrenPollock]

thanks, man- i appreciate that!

[Churchboy03]

I agree, people like you alawsy remind and push me to be more active as a christian Thanks!! You Rock!

[emmi371]

i would too! well i already do but i wouldnt actually fall asleep! hah!

[chanceturcotte]

@DarrenPollock

i second that!

[0786386791]

Goliath Résurection !

Turquie

[superbreadgirl05]

lololololololololololololololo­lololololol0l

5:06

[alexanderten]

lol

[filledwithglory22]

hehehehe. so you made this for a bible lesson? niceeeee

bet the kids enjoyed this :)

[xairabloom]

some words here are not biblical

[jta416]

This was hilarious!