Turtle Lovin'

[jej0701]

great vid too funny

[johnathon124]

and here i was, thinking turtles lay eggs

[dylan9241]

No wonder turtles are En-Danger. They can't hump fast enough!

[Velociraptors15]

omg!!!!!! that was the funniest video!



[VLAD2727]

I love youtube

[grasshop34]

love your videos and the guy coaching them "a little more energy!" love it

MAGIC + TURTLE = AWESOME!

A live baby turtle that performs magic? Check out my video

[ColossalM]

They're tortoises! >:O

[PolishedMetal]

Id probabbly tap that...Twice....

[wildvenisson]

anyone who doesnt find this funny must be devoid of a sense of humour beyond mundane stuff.

[codafett]

I guess I'll say it....I Like Turtles!

[sweetisasweet]

Haha

[radioguysbrother]

Fail. Just Fail. But LOL

[Gabby5471]

uh uh uh

[353531962]

LOL

[ZoraGrille1996]

das sie eltern sich o schockiren!

[terdeedeedee]

sooo hot

[totalwarfreak1]

lolf xD

[candyforthesoul]

TURTLE PORN!

[xxXxRawriFailxXxx]

Turtle porn rocks. gogogo moar porn moar moar moar

[Alex97AC]

lmfao

[EnigmaHood]

Oliver is obviously an inbred hick who was raped by a priest.

[rapg6262]

"its a kid museum, but theres something for everyone in the family" lolololol

[pr0t0c0n]

i bet you make your parents proud lol

[TheMocitytx]

nasty turtle porn

[musicmovieluv]

haha something for everybody good one

[imwustrau]

WTF u taped turtle sex 0.0why why does that please you!?

[Fluffykun08]

the same reason everything pleases us. It's entertaining.

[Rmbleachanime]

again, all of these people dont get the difference between a turtle and a tortoise, those are tortoises. and it says TURTLE lovin

[loyaldude7]

Turtle male was in trans :D just look at his face!

[2legacy]

sky rockets in filight... ooooooooop

afternoon delight... wooooooooooooop

a a an afternoon delight!!!

[givemefreakinusename]

Look at the turtle's face! You can tell hes enjoying himself..

[QueenLioness84]

The action and motion of it all is comical enough, but the noise the male is making really brings it home.

[michaeldominguez7]

x_X

[hom3slicez]

Turtle Rape!

[lukez03]

is is it in yet?

[DivaLeo87]

lmao!! they make noise!!

[alyciagibson]

wow.

[hellishemo]

Haha thsi happend at my Zoo once! cept the squeeking was alittle higher pitched. Everyone was taking their pictures so its like they were a superstar! xD (including me) >.>

[MonicaKayAu]

itss likee quacking?

[iloverock221]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[JUSTBOLTONS]

iam #40,000

[FallOutBoy1201]

Lmfao she was trying to get away!

[alexroksateverything]

LMFAO!!!!!! omfg wow the noises and the one on the top omfg! LMFAO

[Shivaliaa]

One time, we went to the zoo with our teacher as a field trip once, and two lions were getting it on... With the whole entire class watching, including the teacher. Funny thing was, that was elementary school.

[electrobussterr]

Lol, once we went at the zoo also with our class, and there was a chimpanzee masturbating his cock. And he literally cummed to the window lol!

A teacher said that the female chimpanzee's find it attractive when a male chimpanzee masturbates in public :P

[docdoom187]

sounds like human women who like to look at sex fetish exhibition websites. and...damn...i bet your class LOLed and threw up!

[DisappearingBoy88]

"masturbating his cock"?

"cummed to the window"?

This comment made my day.

[TheAlbinoCoconut]

@DisappearingBoy88 Derp.

[lilant94012]

@electrobussterr wish our females was like that

[gilgamech343]

um okay...

[ToxicAapple]

Once when i went to the Zoo, There was also two tortioises... Doing the same thing...

It was HALLARIOUS.

[MasterBORRACHO]

lets pretend we are the turtles. BEND UR BIG TURTLE SHELL AROUND BITCH

[logoonyogo]

ohy.......ohy.......ohy

hahaha why do turtles make that noise.

[Bmadink]

it takes alot of energy since they carry so much weight on their back. it tightens muscles when you vocalize..which is why weight lifters scream

[Stuna2150]

same reason my girl friend and i make the noise lol cuz it feels good as fuck haha xD

[rudolph502]

epic song from anchorman the legend of ron burgundy

[alienkittens]

Turtle sex is even funnier when the turtles are giant boulder like tortises and they are having sex at the Philadelphia Zoo. They make that same noise when they mate only louder and deeper.

[lurtz101]

well im turned on >.>

[wefiyhigh56]

He should leave the turtle alone

let him do all the hard work!

[babyapple930]

I remember that song in the background from the movie "Anchorman" when they sand acapella...

[ComedyMovieMaker]

i have a flip too!

[gmanabg]

that reminds me of the time i saw a huge turle humping a small one

[1979utuber]

Talk about keeping their love life alive....Think about it,- they are probably over 100 years old :)

[JesusOfSuburbia94]

"A little more energy" lol

[beloved113]

D:

the sound they make EKKKK

[themanwithoutfear7]

nasty ****

[plzstandby]

lol wow i didnt knoe they made sounds while doing it!

[ekim22]

omg i know turle orgs

[Zaku447]

I saw turtle in the act at the zoo, too, lol, another one came up and attacked them

[mmmbaconbits]

that was hillarious!

[suicidesox]

O,o wtf my dad just got back from florida and he recorded some turtles doing it to!

[Wiiloversparadise]

lol that was funny

[sswitza]

wow you must have no life if you have to tape this.

[whatismynameagain1]

u have no life

[Giantsfan2313]

thats for sure hes made 700 fricken vids of corse he has no life lol XD

[13LatinPride13]

LOL!!

[logoonyogo]

turtle sex. gonna pass up 2 girls 1 cup on the alltime sex tape viewed for sure.

[Kyoko297]

O.o wow...

[PercyPengyCP]

LOL

[RayMkIII]

wierd my throught can make that noise but it hurts really really bad

[gaaraman312]

"a little bit more energy...a lil' bit"

[Foxpoop]

So thats what those sounds are at the swamp behind my house!

[PorscheCayenneLover]

LOL! I had no idea turtles made sounds like that.

[PeteMP1992]

OMG Is that what turtle sex sounds like.

[CaughtInYourN3t]

ROFL

[thestupernoob1]

lol xD

[zeldaguy15]

lol

[kdog5377]

umm dude thats sick

[liberator416]

lol

[Chibiicap]

nalts has a turtle fetish...

[cwalwanis]

Twice at Philly's zoo the giant Galopagos tortoises were mating and I couldn't help but think "Geesh I thought I was loud when I used to have sex."

[XxPixiesworldxX]

used to? lol

[cwalwanis]

I have a strange habit of referencing that. I guess it is because I'm celibate these days.

[juberTwin92]

Actually thats exactly how turtles "do It" i have two

[twyla3]

I am not sure if turtles actually do it that way...

[Zetai]

lol sounds like my dog when he sleep^^

[GROWHAPPY]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­

[republican360]

wow lol that is funny

[cumbersomecow]

lol

[UnificationNow]

this is hilarious!

[GeneralAmeli0]

My two pet turtles do this all the time, lol it's funny, don't know where they find the energy =)

[allXnamesXwereXtaken]

lol flagged

[mcdoucherson]

love that somebody flagged it lol

[hisbeatnik]

* trying really hard not to laugh * Okay, that's just plain WRONG!

[MattVnation]

This is hilarious...and whats even more hilarious is that i had to confirm my b-day before watching this vid!

[dingoninja]

the turtle looks like et lol

[ellegend]

i just got a boner

[CrucieFiction]

Funniest thing is I had to verify age to see this! WTF is the matter with people!?!

[Claudinho571]

lol yeah i was just thinking the lmfao,why verify age for this? lol

[Mrmonk9]

lmao is was flagged

[lee85hg]

What do you call two turtles having sex? A slow poke.

[takaienu]

that was the shit

[Logan5312]

Gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight gonna grab some afternoon de-light.

[WlLKO]

Why the fuck was this flagged!?

[Newtoon]

me too : it is completely ridiculous ! American puritanism influence ?

[elise21315]

wow xDD

[playahata330]

afternoon delight lmao

[trueiwao]

The turtle is making the weirdest noises.

[MrsSmicks]

Who's the dumbass who flagged this. IDIOT!

[greentag]

LOL funny stuff here

[Jessiica48lorene]

no, nalts! turtle porn is bad! lol. but funny.

[natasa88serbia]

HAHAHAHA LMAO!!!!!!!!

[mssky69]

lol how did i miss this one

[larainlamb]

Someone flagged that!!! Oh,Please! LOL

[eaunan]

"Afternoon Delight" LMAO...oh, so funny!!

[mickiejamesrulez]

YAY!! turtle porn

[Ashburyproductions]

Thats got to be the funniest youtube video I've ever seen

[yougotmalk]

oh ya this video cracked up my whole family..its so dam funny...loved it..its something you dont see often...umm in fact ive never seen before in my life..just too dam funny!!!..LMAO

[roxaSora11]

thats right kinky!

[petro1986]

It's as high brow as my eye brow :D

[TyrannosaurusReich]

Turtles make funny sounds when they get raped.

[deblvd]

I was there on that day woah we could have met, sweet!!!!

[crimsonfemme]

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA You crack me up Nalts! I love your videos. Great turtle porn directing by the way.

[m0nde]

excellent editing!

[Karazona140]

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha

[eltrut96]

African Spurred Tortoise sex....Sweet!

[dukeriluo]

They look like someones grandparents getting it on..

lol

[violettfem]

Perfect song!

~Vi

[chatalaine]

Very funny Nalts! BUT what is this world coming too?? You have to declare you are an adult to watch TURTLE sex??? Holy Moly

[MasterofKeyblade]

wow, turtle porn on youtube, that's a new one.

[taft702]

not really...look at the related videos...

[b55k57]

and you don't have a brain, read some books, numbnuts!

[Tyrande]

"a little bit more energy...a lil' bit"

[oodlespoodles]

the ending quote totally made my day! Nalts. prepare to be my hero.

[bax53]

LMAO

[John5323]

Must end with the money shot

[xXxSoundlessWordsXxX]

LOL

[mrmrpotatohead]

Hahaha, I love it that this gets 16,000 views but the gold that is "Calling myself from Vacation" got only a bit over 1,000. One can extract one of the fundamental rules of Youtube from this: ALWAYS go with the turtle sex video.

[silverchip]

OK, this is worthy of a laugh!

[explodingplant]

her expression is kind of like mine...bored "well, if that's the best you can do" *slides away*

[kylemonkey]

dude, you will never see my comment cuz u get too many so i wont even tell you how brilliant this piece of art is

[phreshlove]

AHAHHAHAHA Oh geez, the noises were too funny

[chrisbotron]

mother in law rocks

[AngelzzzDaydream0]

HAHAHAHA!!!! And mood music no less! hehehe

[dafttool]

Actually those are tortoises, not turtles.

[kasimirneumann]

luv ya nalts, happy too see that your only havin cool. stuff

[explodingplant]

turtle moaning ftw!

[jen16890772]

i'm the mood for some looove

[wildwiley85]

hell yea

[Luvinhas]

fraky FUNNY

[ItalianStallionette]

I have to go masterbate now...

[rottenlemons]

wtf omg LOL

[satinpetal]

How can turtles have sex?

[its10ft]

hahah that was great

[TheRealArimis]

LMAO! your fam is so awesome.

[JLeaf311]

hahaha, yuck.

[memella]

... ...

.. >.>

...Speaking of tendancies...

:-P

[tdg143]

I was unaware you were going to force me to watch turtle porn. Gay turtle porn to boot, cause I dont think that one on bottom was a girl. :D

[memella]

Maybe you just want it to be gay, so you can blame nalts for unnamed tendancies of your own? :-D :-D?

hehe :)

[tdg143]

That statement is wrong is soooo many ways LOLOLOLOL

I blame Nalts for a lot of things;P, but my unnamed tendancies you speak of, are not included. I blame those on a woman by the name of Angelica. So thanks for outing me Memella, there goes all 25 of my subscribers. Sorry you had to find out this way Mom.

[memella]

Ahahah :-D

It had to happen some time, don't you just feel so much better now, though? :-D

[tdg143]

25....24....23....22...at this rate I will be down to single digits by morning!

[emopope]

HAHAHA made my day nalts :)

[mikemillenium17]

Hahahahahahha that was hilarious. I love the sounds that they make! XD

[thunyakijmax]

hahhahahahahaa