Fear of Girls© 1

[HappyHansha]

Ahh this is exactly like my childhood... Wait, does it still count as my "childhood" if I'm 26?

[petitemasochist]

This is so profoundly depressing...

[ToasterWithWings]

Brujah sucks. I'm a Malkavian :D born to freak you the fuck out

[EthernetStudios]

Notice how close the ankh he is wearing at 5:55 is to the cross. Coincidence, I think not!

[wrathofchakakhan]

Only 143 thousand views, while chocolate rain and Rebeca Black have 143 million. I weep for humanity.

[skincarver462]

i little bit of my soul just died from embarassment

[Dragdamar]

22 socially repressed nerd gamers disliked this video.

[sinisterniik]

Just saw this for the first time...

Great vid guys! Keep it up!

Time to check out all of your other vids...

[TheOnlyAttrition]

i saw the adventure (the demon whore adventure) at half-price books.

[PandasLikeBamboo]

I'm chaotic neutral!!!! LOL

[konatsukuonji]

Video gets sexy at 9:00

[FireArmsResQ]

You guys are the reason why I wanted to make Youtube videos.

[YuriPRIME]

THIS IS SO EPIC XD ^^

[deemaunik]

22 people are butthurt because the vid pinned them too well.

[Broeckchen]

You know, while that *is* certainly funny, it would be great if you'd include something in your description about not every gamer being such a jerk, because people who think that they are might - despite the obviously ironic take on the topic - be encouraged in thinking so. Include some links of badass larpers or cons or something at least, like the drachenfest or so.

[foundmykey]

"Mercy?! You wanted mercy?! I'm chaotic neutral!"

[InsanePickle007]

PLEASE MAKE A NEW ONE

[Tikken27]

R O F L @ the Close Captions "Have you ever been chased by the entire KGB football team?" lolol

[biofinget]

Why are people spamming porn sites? I prefer more user freindly services. Spam cleaner-getthefuckoffyoutube.s­uckafilter

[OptiMystic8]

I learned that hockey teams have quarterbacks thanks to these guys. Who knew?

[SteveFromAus1]

'God knows that mary-anne is sterile' LMFAO!!!!!

[SuperKarenFox]

Sad to say these guys are the worst gaming has to offer. But, still we love to laugh about it. (Elite Gamers taking it way too far LOLS)

[SuperKarenFox]

LOLS!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

[PKtheFirst]

Check out Journeyquest here on YT! Remember to donate!

[TakunaNuva]

Mercy? You wanted MERCY?! I'M CHAOTIC NEUTRAAAAAL!!

[Misel9310]

Hahhahahahahahah WTF is this!!!!???

[JohnFromSpace]

@Misel9310

The best video on youtube!

[MarcusKyo]

I don't understand why this doesn't have more views. It's so good.

[JohnFromSpace]

@MarcusKyo

People are too busy watching morons like Ray William Johnson,iJustine and Shanedawson.

[Ragedhard]

Why is it that shit like Fred is hugely popular but gems like this aren't?

[sh0]

@Ragedhard Because 99% of YouTubers are lame emo 15yo's who think Fred is "dreamy" and "hilarious"

*sigh*

[JohnFromSpace]

@sh0

I don't have a problem with Fred, Dont like him but he's honest. People like Shane Dawson,iJustine,Ray William Johnson and Shaycarl on the other hand are total Garbage!

[WSWarthog]

I would so pay to see a movie based around this series. I don't understand why idiots like RayWilliamJohnson or Fred get some many hits for their trite videos; and then you get something like this with solid production values and funny dialogue and it's obscured by all the trash.

[Jakegothicsnake]

@WSWarthog Society is lowering it's standards for good taste. That's my only theory.

[JohnFromSpace]

@WSWarthog

Ray William Johnson, Shane Dawson,sxephil, ShayCarl and iJustine are the dullest people on youtube!

I give Fred credit he took a simple concept and made it work at least he doesnt put Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber in his tags like Shane Dawson to get those extra views. Don't watch Fred though but I do give him credit.

[QuartuvLarry]

Jeez! My junior high youth! You guys got it down pat! Haha! Except for the gay crap. I came into my own with the gorgeous German foreign exchange student...OhmahGawd!

...come to think of it...Mike didn't seem to get along with me so well after her...

[hharleyarizona]

this is totally hilarious. these guys should write a screenplay.

[starwarscomic]

All youngish people go through a pagan phase! haha

[Alfaris]

This was an actual alternate future for me when I was in high school.

[fantaseagirl7]

haha hilarious:P

"he's pretty much going to hell

no he's not going to hell

he's a woreshipper of satin!

noooo he's not a woreshipper of satin nono nooooo

he is a what er what are you again

im a druid=D"

[TheJestersDance]

BERSERKER RAGE!!!!!!!!!!1

[tkdkid91]

I really can't stand when people talk about D&D being satanic or demonic or pagan. You don't hear it as much anymore, but I mean, if D&D is satanic, then so is for example Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter. And if you think LOTR is satanic, then there's something wrong with you.

[superdude919]

4:33 ... smooooth...

[haikarate4]

This is epic!

[SailsOfLiberty]

Wow, what he says in the beginning about the truly unique being scorned by society and that the truly unique are to be respected

That is so, god damn true

I'm not sure if this is a just a joke of a video but i'll be damned if that guy doesn't speak any truth

5/5

[WSWarthog]

Still a favourite.

[empressjingo]

it just never gets old

[WuCHeTa]

I WANT THAT DRAGON T-SHIRT

[OreoYifu]

Fake and Gay

[TwistedMetalLegion]

@OreoYifu

I fucking hope to whoever that you don't seriously think this is an actual documentary...

[OreoYifu]

@TwistedMetalLegion So i was right... it is Fake and Gay

[frickfrock999]

Is it sad I've memorized every line from this?

[superdude919]

@frickfrock999 No, it's just cool. THIS RULES!!!

[TheVidNerd]

I met the director and Raymond Ractburger. They're pretty cool. This is how I expect my high school experience to be. *nervous laugh*

[MuDCh1ld]

lmfao love this

[BaptismOfMoonlight]

@MuDCh1ld yeah its pretty funny

[PlanetHell]

this video is amazing, i cant believe it only has 1115,000 views in the 2 and half years its been up

[JohnFromSpace]

Awesome video

These guys should be featured on the front page on Youtube not attention whores like Shane Dawson

[wowtcg]

@JohnFromSpace So true!

[Jakegothicsnake]

@JohnFromSpace Here here mate, I can't STAND Shane Dawson! Bloody emo haired pop douche....>_<

[JohnFromSpace]

@Jakegothicsnake

Right on man! I knew I'm not the only one tired of that guy!

[wowtcg]

@JohnFromSpace True.

[spartythespart]

that was really weak.

[nine90210]

major nerd alert try to get a job. go out and get a girlfirend and break out of teh fake world of yours

[DaIVIaJa]

Dude you do understand that this is supposed to be dorky, funny and goofy right? Might be YOU need to shut the fuck up and go find yourself a girl instead eh?

[Spoc1012]

love this show and D&D XD

[Faroedad]

BESERKER RAGE!!

[bradwatson7324]

The prayer at the table scene was classic!

[DaIVIaJa]

Why did you guys stop making these videos after #3? Dude these were great

[Raexis]

Olord they made a VTM reference. I lol'd.

[Tootsle]

Funny shit :) The humour reminds me a tad of The Office.

[IsMayoPlastic]

"Mercy? You wanted Mercy? I"M CHAOTIC NEUTRAL!!!" Oh God I died laughing at that line.

[joser612able]

"have you ever been chased by the entire JV football team, simply because you chose to wear your cloak to school that day..."

OMG that was awesome

ROFL

[8GrantRantsUnited8]

See, having a social life, I suspect there are MULTIPLE actual geek references that they touch on. I bet the entire prayer he said all makes sense to some actual religion.

[grimknight]

Dudes. u...are...gods!!!

[evilwillhunting]

The most merciless, cruellest parodies of nerddom always has come from nerds themselves.

[KINGofDIAMONDsMAGIC]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaHHAHAH­AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH "God knows that Mariann is sterill" HAHAHAHAH XD!!!

[ModelGundam91]

lol such a great video :)

[vpew]

"we weren't the quarterbacks of the hockey team or some sport sporto sports guys"

best. quote. ever.

this is hilarious!

[bludeborne]

buttersuple loins...i want to have sex with her...give me a roll LOLZ

[b1e2a]

haha he sounded oddly seductive when he said "you can hit 8th level tonight". i swear these guys are my idols.

[Madhatter1932]

"You wanted mercy?! I'm chaotic neutral!!!" hahaha

[archangelofskullz]

wow,, in a odd way i like it ,,lol

[kennet1994]

cool, they where vampires before it became a fad

[bludeborne]

THERE HIP!!!

[bigolekern]

I'm glad I didn't turn out like that...

[MrMcakes]

ok all you gamers need to lighten up! i play D&D and i love this video because its funny.

[guesswhat12321]

oh god that was too much, I stay away from people like this. My group does a bit of RP but that was insane.... they scare me.

[DeadlyVirus75]

Damn, fuck this video. I've never seen a gamer this pathetic. Stop portraying us people as some kind of outcast freaks of nature.

[Hacks98]

Y SO SRS

[mongd66]

Roll vs Irony!

[myheadisagiantegg]

they have done this as humor, as a fellow D&D player I find its funny, don't take it as an insult.

[Dracopol]

Yeah, yeah, funny spoof on gamers, but knock off the latent homosexuality jokes. It's locked-in at birth; no one should think that gaming concentrates the homosexuals or makes guys homosexuals. That's just too odious as an insult.

[Dyakki]

What's wrong with being a homosexual? :]

[Dracopol]

Before I answer that, two questions: 1) Do you have any influence over my employment in any way? and 2) is your hard-drive capable of storing at least 200 GB of text? Not plain text, but enhanced text with lovely italicized fonts and bitchin' colors like lavender and puce?

[Dyakki]

Maybe, and sure! But you know, if you're going to say something bad you should just say it and not be afraid of what happens later! ^-^

[redemption136]

Obvious butthurt nerd is obvious

[jedimouse]

how do you know they weren't closet homosexuals first and gamers after?

[Ragedhard]

I'm Homosexual and it was fine.

[pundars12]

lool so funny video lol XD

[WillPoopForFood]

Sports sporto sports-guys.

[OverlordKay]

"I'M CHAOTIC NEUTRAAAAAAL"

[pickard72]

That looks like the orginal box of 3 D&D booklets in the background behind the DM; nice touch, dudes...

[Sharingonsandninja]

Rofl love Parodys. Accurate yet not, and really funny

[Casanuda]

No, this is pretty much how gamers are. Not really any imbellishments, only a couple of details left out or assumed.

[archmageaskara]

now now, there's quite some exaggeration, I haven't met any gamers this far gone. Or maybe I'm just lucky.

[xX7SlNSXx]

god knows that marie ann is sterile...fuckin epic pwnage.

[abmackay]

"Butter supple loins"?! Wow, my DM really sucked, we never had those.

[Dracopol]

Maybe he meant the buttered striploin steak you get at Shakey's Pub in Minneapolis?

[FourtyTwoLetters]

"BOOYAH!"

*akward handshake*

xD

[DrQuijano]

"BOOYAH" *Akward handshake* is sweeping the nation by storm. I've seen people do it. I do it. You should too.

[evolution031680]

LOL @ at the elven queen description!

[mckockiner]

I'm chaotic neutral! Aaahhhh!!

[dylanmcdonald95]

Why do barbarians always come from the frigid wastes of the north?

[psutherland100]

Because a "frigid wast" would be a hard place to live. therfor you would have to be a prety tough guy to live in those conditions. Like a barbarian

[dylanmcdonald95]

Sure, but it's never a jungle or a swamp, always "the frigid wastes of the north".

[1supersteffen]

because we from the north rocks!

[unforgottenevil]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! funniest sh*t i've seen in a long time!

[GunitaSingh]

hahaha i love how he's gripping his shirt from like 2:52-3:05

this is fucking hilarious

[4blackman1]

WTH are they doing?

[jackhenrybehncke]

Fuck those religious Bastards.

[s0lidstateguy]

why?

[ALBINOCHIEFTAIN]

i hate that i understand this completely.

[fanica31]

god-damn true man...god-damn true...

[incomprius]

MAGIC MISSILE!!!

[jonsvein1990]

hahah ´LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

ROFLMAOE cant find a word :D

[pwnageprata]

fuck i hope i dont end up like this after HS

[TwoMenStudio]

what the fuck is this???? - is this real or what???

[DolgLanjelin]

no m8;) it's not. it's a parody:)

[Sporeegg]

...and God knows, that Marry Ann is sterile. :D

[Maretocks]

who wouldn't convert to druid-ism.....just to say that prayer? XD

[BBennett1003]

hail ogarth, scriber of the divine earth-circle...

[AnonVonZilch]

It's Ogremosh, actually. You know, one of the princes of elemental evil? lrn2nrd, noob. =P

[BBennett1003]

you better quit your chirpin or ill get i'll get Tryonnyx, prince of the cold to get medieval on your ass

[evilwillhunting]

Jeesh, how can you take a damn yeti with tentacle arms seriously?

[kellyactormosgoog]

Hehe...springs of honey mead...because there's mead made from something other than honey...

[adv1k]

no offense but you have little to no idea what your talking about.

[kellyactormosgoog]

Eh, at least I have grammar on my side, and mead is made from honey, made from something else, it's not mead, look it up.

[adv1k]

haha apon further inspection i grant you my apologies i thought mead was just a simple term for ale or beer, turns out the main ingredient in honey.

my bad bro <3

[djtitan007]

^^^^ nerds lololol

[yawgmothfluffy]

noob of a took!

[TNAROHfan]

Quick, back to the nerdery to replenish thy stamina with copious amounts of snack cakes and Mountain Dew.

[boyakasha777]

"We HATES them" lol

[Bigguns86]

"May our loins be fruitful in the bellies of our women."

[cruxshadow69]

I was laughing my ass off,too damn funny,lol

[spreadtheanger]

Pure genius.

[drummerjake1]

Ogramoth, scriber of the divine earth circle. Which surrounds us, and infuses us with your divine power. lol

[SkiDesignS]

Hahah, clan Brujah!

[Arctura000]

NOT WHILE I STILL DRAW BREATH!!! lollll

[aimAweirdo]

lol the nerd looks bufff

[IsawaMitaka]

Pure, utter genius. XD Off to watch more.

[ZeroVirus77]

Over exaggerated shit?

On MY Youtube?

[BbyKougra]

It's more likely than you think.

[Ragedhard]

Underage b&?

On MY YouTube?

[OverlordJake]

I love "Most likely to die alone." So dark, yet hilarious!

[rakayum]

rofl 2:00

[Grinlathak]

Haha nevermind I was relieved to see that 8:14 is still in there. And here I was bummed for nuttin. :P

[Grinlathak]

Excellent vid but god the price of fame. I noticed during the LARP section you deleted the first half "YEILD TO ME!"

"NOT WHILE I STILL DRAW BREATH"

Shame because Krunk destroying the light fixture was an awesome part. But then I guess the "Magic Missle" reference and possibly the "Barbarian Rage" references would have given you guys trouble down the road if not allready. Still though, Awesome job guys.

[1cathar]

I'm a dungeon master, kind of. I've modded the rules so I don't completely chose whats going on, in this case I can have a profile 'user'. the downside to this is that who I'm playing with isthe leader and I make seldome choices as if I am possesed be the rest of the party to listen to their every command. Its just awesome

[WCScum]

Sounds like you dodn't play D&D.

[whosgumisthis]

hilarious

[Doomfrost]

O'Reilly: I.. I.. I can't watch it, there are no girls there!

[Tikken27]

This video makes me laugh so hard. These 2 actors are beyond great, when they improv it's just .. I'm at a loss for words. Excellent writing, acting, cinematography, it's all great haha!

[farmerdeath]

i absolutely love this video

[Alfaris]

"Yield...to me!"

"Not while I still draw breath!"

"A mere detail, which shall be remedied shortly."

"Magic Missile!"

"RAAA--BERSERKER RAGE, RAGGHHHH"

[malkavian1161]

Brujah....always so pissed off :p join us Malkavians, where the REAL fun is.

VAMPIRE stuff aside, funny video, cant wait for the 3rd :)