Roseanne Season 8 Episode 4 Part 1 (of 4)

[rocknroller1986]

Jackie is Hilarious and reminds me of myself.. 0.o

[bcrise424]

Darlene to Becky-" Before you answer, remember, it's Landford and it's 8:30...we're the only ones up."

[bcrise424]

Jackie-"DJ! DeeeEEEeeeg, my favorite nephew. What do ya say, looks like just you and me tonight. Huh, Monopoly?"

DJ- "(laughs to himself)Monopoly. Aunt Jackie, it's Saturday night, I'm going to the movies.

Jackie-"Great, we'll catch a movie!"

DJ-"I'm going with my friends..."

(Jackie sinks in depair)

(DJ winces in pity)(pause at 2:49, his look of pity is priceless)

DJ-"Alright you can drive me to the movies...but you have to wait in the car til it's over.'

Whole scene is too funny

[bcrise424]

best opening scene ever!! Jackie is so funny!

"Helllllllooooooo, LOOOSERS!"

"Maybe that's how life looks when you're stuck on Baltic Avenue, but up on the green properties,...life is SWEET!"

Roseanne- "I thought you were giving Fred the baby on the weekends so you can have a social life."

Jackie-".....you guys are my social life."

Also, whoever does the goofy chuckle at 59 and 1:01 while Dan is talking about Jackie is tooo funny

[spnmemories]

good show but the intro suuuuuuuuucks so much i hate it

[ascopes1]

I loved and still love this show! someone made a comment that Roseanne was a horrible mother...that is so not true. She was the most real mother I've ever met.

[morvarid69]

i love the intro for this season

[britturk123]

How nice to see a comedy in america that deals with social issues and the reality of the masses.

[TwistedxJester]

Jackie's best quote in the entire series:

"I thought you were giving fred the baby on the weekend so you can have a social life."

"You guys ARE my social life.

[enosh29472]

i love roseanne! seeing it now in perspective its even better.

[devario3901]

i love rosanne i watch it all the time

[hunnybee1987]

I <3 Jackie!

[ambassadorDR]

i love the beginnig( the intro ) of this its ssooo coool.lolz how dere heads change into past - present

[goodapollo90]

aww poor jackie lol

[EpicWIN18]

That bugs the shit out of me how it says Lecy Goranson, but still shows a picture of Sarah Chalke. wtf

[cakesfairy]

@EpicWIN18 yeah i thought that was a bit odd to!

[michaelvanderkley1]

@EpicWIN18 It is a joke, genius!

[mykidsmaman]

@EpicWIN18 Yeah they do that to show that it was Lecy then Sarah and then Lecy again. When Sarah comes back again in Season 9, the say it..the part of Becky was played by Lecy Goranson, then Sarah Chalk then Lecy Goranson and is now played by Sarah Chalke. I like the first Becky better and anytime Lecy wanted to come back she could which kept making them change back and forth. It's funny when Dan plays adult DJ and keeps saying,"They say she's the same but she's not the same! Very funny and true

[ILOVEJUSTINBIEBER184]

Michael fishman "DJ" is also in Little Bigfoot 2 :L

a watch coz a hink hes cute.x(Y)

[geewhiz76]

laurie metcalfe is fucking gold!!

[yfset8]

AHHHHH HAHAHAH 4:22

[garyboy687]

every burp is christmas morning

[Mistermax30]

Roseanne got a lot more unlikeable as the series progressed...

[themack355]

@Mistermax30 its the plastic surgery

[Edwardgirl1110]

Poor Jackie, I'm sorry to say this but she needs to get a life.

[Mistermax30]

@Edwardgirl1110 And a better haircut...

[shamsky4evr]

she had complete facial sculpting done (surgery) no wonder she is gorgeous

[RockLeesFanGirl]

I'm not up to season eight yet so I just watched this muted. HOW BIG IS DJ!!!!

[addycaroline23]

Roseanne really IS gorgeous in this episode!! She's really pretty!! :]

[TheMEGproductions]

is the last episode of roseanne

[DigitalDezinesCEO]

@TheMEGproductions no there are a lot more

[babygurlari13]

wats the name of the ep wen roseanne uses darlene to figure out y did dj is so rebellious and he skipped skool for a whole week?

[Anya017]

wow. i never noticed how much roseanne's face has changed.

[in2ennui]

Poor Jackie...that was so utterly pathetic!!

[frmonardo]

when did jackie become....crap?

[GeorgeSpeaks]

not surprised

[AzureClarity]

Completely impossible.

[BedTimeLullaby]

Poor Jackie XDDD

[thechickwholuvsbnbh]

roseanne looks gorgeous in this ep

[mrmaryjane19]

dan and roseanne has helped my relationship gro with me and my gf love this show my favorite episode is the lottery and disney world episode!!

[Ramonamimanes1]

lol I loooooooove Jackie!!!

[RoseanneBarrfan]

You can really see how Roseanne changed her looks after the weight loss,a facelift,and eyelid surgery,this happened in season 6

[SayNOToStrangerz]

i like the into.

[lifewriter2006]

Best show ever!!! This is the most believable show that has ever been on t.v

[stifler0099]

this and married with children are my favorite

[bigwhiteballs27]

@lifewriter2006

Yeah, it's the most real show the about real life,

[Bestmanme08]

About Martin Mull (Leon)---he is in a great new biography (Charlton Heston: An Incredible lIfe: Revised Edition). The bio is for sale at amazon!

[tobybroadie]

I LOVE the character of Leon, he does such a great job, I'd buy his book

[MCComedyy]

dan looks good

[Bestmanme08]

Jackie always looked better than Dan, MC!

[CBoyd101]

John Goodman in this episode is HUUUUGE. or maybe its just the beard that gives him that extra bulk haha. either way he looks good though. jackie always looks good :D.

[amberblanks]

Becky: Kinda like a candy cane.

Darlene: Yep, every burp is Christmas morning.

LOL!

[BestManMe09]

READ!!!!!!!!!!!!

About the girl palying Darlene. Combine "exodus" and "international" and ".org".

[bearcubny]

Funny episode

[Sa2deRahah]

I love this show, Jackie cracks me up.

[balooga4]

wow. you're all fighting over an episode of television. over the internet. how pathetic.

[smallvilleSGL]

although, pissing off a fucking racist is alot of fun. Racists are cunts, that means creator21740 is a cunt also! Have you been a cunt all your life, loser21740?

[smallvilleSGL]

I have no single respect for you or what you support so this conversation is over bitch.

[smallvilleSGL]

I thought fucked up trash like you didn't liked Jewish people?

[bellj1287]

i wish Nick@Nite would play this earlier...it's usually on now at 5am (sometimes i see it at 3am)....their schedule is like Home Improvement, George Lopez then Fresh Prince...then they replay the same episodes again of all 3, THEN show Roseanne o.O so freaking stupid. they could at least show Roseanne before they do the second showing of the earlier shows

[rihannafan66]

now after george lopez is family matters

[xxWarriorCatFreakxx]

I love George Lopez, but I agree that Roseanne should be on earlier. It's such an awesome show.

[darpop220]

roseanne pregnent

[BoyLink100]

Dan looks well wierd with that beard!

.... the opening is creepy ....

[dieseltcmi2012]

Roseanne is soo friggin pretty, especially in this episode

[jb420]

dj's a dick to his aunt. is he trying to humiliate her or something? what a jerk.

[lloo567]

Yeah---but he could never be half the jerk Mark was. He was a monster. If my brother treated me like he treated his, I'm not sure he'd live long.

[Adam14charmedlover]

I loved this show and I still do !

[XXyungrockstarXX]

lmao jackies face at 1:53 was too funny

[gamesbok]

12 writers, who they changed out fast.  Of course it was good.

[sol2767]

dan was supposed to die at darlene's wedding in the original last eighth season

[QueenNothing22]

Oh the memories... Damn, I've always loved this show. I still watch the reruns if they show them. It's such a straightforward show, so clever and raw, it's amazing.

[bobmillerbygod]

i respect every aspect of this show. each character is magnificent! they all add a little something. great instruction on how to handle life! this is the best show ever on t.v.!!!

[gabby30stm]

"hello losers!"

fucking hilarious

[coolguysingleman20]

dose any one know that episoe were jackie comes over wiht the lottery tick and roseanne is in her bra

[RideTheRainbowDino]

Millions From Heaven

Season 8, Episode 2

I think...

[theheadsgirl3]

You know the first time I saw roseanne as a kid I though roseanne was the one that made the show, then when I saw it as a young adult I thought darlene was the reason why I watched it, Now I realize that the last few seasons it was the jackie character that made me laugh.

[ferazeke]

jackie and that fucken board game lmao!!!!!

[woooowoooooo]

Laurie Metcalfe is literally a genius.

[ThugKreationTv1]

Roseanna got a sloppy pussy

[sol2767]

fuck you

[JLA12301985]

your a perv & flat out disgusting!

[JLA12301985]

What the fuck r u talking about? Oh can u be anymore immature you loser.

[ZekeBaylor]

Sarah Chalke was a much better Becky

[BenDempster]

i agree !

[teddytonks]

I disagree

[BenDempster]

Oops sorry :P I keep getting my Beckys confused. Lecy was the better Beacky

[skoodgy]

''hello losssssers!!'' :o)

[ClaireBag]

i was so disappointed by the season 9 finale...i hated to see dan died.

[jasminegreen2]

I know, in my mind the events of the finale never happened

[Chelsea432234]

I didnt see the finale... :(

Dan Dies :O

[ClaireBag]

he doesnt die in the finale..you'll see

[RiotSceneChick]

i cried in the finale when dan died

[Freyanator]

dan died!?

[JLA12301985]

I can't find that episode I never seen it

[Whetever05]

I LOVVEE ROSEANNEE!

SHES SO FUNNYY

[in2ennui]

Oh my GOD, could that have been any more pathetic...seriously!! Wow...

[Chick365]

yea it prolly could have been if you were in it. =]

[SPINOSAURUSKING]

You have to love Jackie!!!!

[PGMEagle]

I did here the story one time as to why Lecy left the show but I can't remember where I saw it.

[brooklyn1070]

jackie once again lmao....that damn game! lol @ her

[sharsmith]

yayyy!!! finally!!! i love roseane lady rocks!!!!!

[carntspell]

You`re a goooood person for putting this on. As an Australian growing up watching it one of my dreams was to live in a small town outside Chicago. Great show, although I prefer that older beginning when they were seated around the dinner table....you can`t please some people....

[atianak]

OMG ME TOO... im an aussie and i grew up watching this great show, i always dreamt of living somewhere like detroit, michigan, conneticut..anywhere but here right my fellow aussie LOL!!!!!!

[StingerSplash007]

lol roseanne and her 50 forms in the intro...

[littlejj]

michael fish did change also i cant believe he got even good looking has he grew up

[littlejj]

lecy goranson gotten hotter in season 8 and 9

[blackwaterboy]

She wasn't even in season 9!

[LorieLynn]

She left to go to college before season 9 even started

[ChibiFighter]

Jackie is awesome her hair looks awesome

[xtina2488]

I love Rosanne's hair in this episode

[chairlover721]

jackie was always my favorite character. so funny.

[Jess702]

Jackie ROX!!!!!

[Girl00Girl]

lol...lol

[buffyclips]

"Sorry Roseanne! Can't play Monopoly! I've got plans!"

LOL!! I LOVE JACKIE!