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  • I'm just gonna let you go now...and pretend this never happened.

  • cop: ''whats this?''

    guy: ''thats my penis''

    lol

  • hahahahahhahahahahaha :D

  • now that has to be very wierd for them

  • @elmsy1664 Are you too "lazee" to spell right?

  • So is this apart of a show with awkward situations? They should make that and have scenes like this, I'd watch it!

  • ....HAHAHAHAAHHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

    

  • The only thing that made things bad for the cop was when he tried to see if it was a gun

  • that must have been SO uncomfortable!

  • he must be one of those guys whose penis grows out of his bellybutton

  • hiding your boner in your waistband cant fool the cops.

  • @Rebelboy90x holy shit haha, i can't believe someone said that shit. so fuckin true

  • 0:10 The Incredible World of DiC

  • Ive been frisked by a cop before. And they do get pretty friendly with your junk if you know what i mean.

  • wow lol

  • fuckin hilarious

  • whats that right there? Oh thats your penis

  • hum... yeah thats my penis.

  • AWKWAAAAAAAARD

  • lol how awkward.

  • is this the start of a porno?

  • thats a good excuse lol who knows it cuda been anything....

  • cock above your belt? then you deserve a handjob from a male cop

  • he has no permit to carry a boner

  • well I dont want to be a ball-buster (heheheh) but most people keep there penis in their pants..... so yeah

  • +what is that?

    -thats my penis

    FAIL

  • HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA thats my penis , thats your penis xD

  • HOLY SHITZ!!! IT'S 'CJ' FROM GTA!!!!!

  • @UnreaLFighteR2011 Oh, my god. Am I a terrible person for thinking the exact same thing even before I read your comment?

  • fag

  • that guy in white shirt is hot.. i just cant imagine how the police pinch his pen*s as if they're for 5 year old kid!!

  • the sob was wearing his pants low as fuck so his dick was actually above and outside the pant

  • if his dick was in his pants and not in his shirt like a smart person

    that wouldn;t have happened.

    damn ...

  • Press 4 for a penis reference :3

  • Hahahahahahahahahaha fuckin pig!!

  • "What's this right here?"

    "Thats my penis."

    AWKWARD.

  • /watch?v=fNwTlDeWLFY

  • lmfaoooooooo sorry bout that

  • small penis

  • That's why we cover our penis with our "pants".. but he sure does look cool tho

  • I'm gonna start to wear my pants below my penis to, so they it would look bigger...

  • that's why black man wear there pants that low, there penis look huge now.

  • lmao omg

  • Well what the hell do you expect when its 10 inches above your belt?

  • dude really grabbed ahold of that there didn't he?

  • lmfao, i love how everybody is so calm. Whats this? Yup..... thats my penis.... oh... sorry about that.. its ok.. ;)

  • Have A little rub

  • "Whats this right here?" XD

  • lol

    

  • Did he have a hard on? I feel bad for the cop.

  • @zully87 You must feel jealous.

  • @padredemishijos12

    Why would I feel jealous I am not a man.

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  • the only reason he touched his penis was because he wanted to see if black people really had big dicks.

  • real and gay

  • Yes,He should put some hand cuffs on him and hit him in his "chest"

  • @mattm650 if hes ass backwards wtdh? you fold boners over your belt btw

  • lol

  • what do u espect? he keeps his pants too low his ass might be his stomach

  • It was probly a big fat blunt

  • cj from san andreas

  • @MrBoogeyhedgehog i wrote this song a long time ago, a real long time ago

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  • press 4 as much as desired, and then follow it up with the finale by pressing 5

  • awwwwkard

  • "thats your penis, alright"

  • and the cop goes back to his car to touch himself

  • i love how the cop touched it one last time after he was told it was the guy's penis lmao

  • what the brown?! lol

  • AHAHAHAHAHA THATS FUCKED UP FUNNY

  • That's my penis. :l

  • Don't touch me there that's my no no square.

  • this is why you shudnt sag just incase u get frisked ROFLMFAO

  • PRESS 4!!!

    LAWL

  • That officer is a fucking stupid ass. Lol!

  • A. you can tell how cold it is outside from the size of that black guy's penis.. did you see how the cop grabbed it?

    B. I think that dude wouldn't have said anything if the cop didn't ask LOL

  • or that actually a bag of cocaine

  • And what is this sir? Yea man thats my penis...

  • ALl little.. LOL "Whats that" hahahah

  • LMAOOOOOOOOFJSLKDFJLSDKFJLSKDJ­FL!@U!O@!(

    

  • omg omg omg hahahahaha

  • Police: What's this here?

    Dude: It's my penis

    Police: Oh sorry, i thought you were a girl

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  • I find this difficult to masturbate to

  • maybe if his black pants weren't so low.

  • i love the way he slaps his penis after he says "thats my penis"

  • OMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFG.

  • Hey, he just wanted to know if the stereotype was correct... so he went for it.

  • aw he was really nice about it! 'it's all right!' best guy ever award.

  • the awkward moment you grab some guys dick wile frisking him...............

  • Officer : Its cooled yeah

    Guy : Yeah

    Officer : Whats this over here?

    Guy : Thats my penis

    Officer : Your penis?.. Ahh shit! I touch his penis. Now hes gonna stab me.. Aw shit.. Aww.. Why he put his Penis in his tshirt? Ohh.. Mambye thats why its shake

  • @brungasto Of course. He's Black.

  • @brungasto haha true...he's probably been frisked by this cop a bunch of times alone

  • the cop knew it was his dick, just getting a good feel...

  • Must not be that cold outside...

  • sexual harassment lol

  • "whats this right here?" "Thats..my penis" "That's your penis, alright"

  • lmfaoo mad calm "that's my penis" hahaha

  • @fenderbender149 HAHA he dont even flinch hes so calm like hes used to it

  • @sushirox26 hahaha word man every time i watch this I crack the fuck up..thanks for commenting cuz it gave me a reason to watch it again

  • lol i loved this one.

  • oH SHITTTTTTTT!!!!! LOOOOOOOL

  • LMAO IS THIS REAL LMAO!!!!!

  • UHHHHH, say officer...we've both just had a really long day today, uhhh whadya say we just go our separate ways from here...

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  • Go and suck it for more feeling 0:10

  • Is this filmed with a calculator?

  • am i the only one that noticed how casual they both were?? especially the black dude

  • OMG. If I was that cop and and I did find something on him, I would have let him go just for accidentally grabbing his manhood.

  • 0:14 = Penis slap

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  • Do you think the cop at least bought him dinner?

  • "whats this here?" " my dick"

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL AWKWARD FAAAAILLLLL.XDDDDD

  • LOL! "Whats this right here?" "Thats my penis" "Thats your penis? Sorry bout that"

  • Oh, that cop knew what he was doing.

  • @sXeKevo or maybe it was a gun and its a win for the black guy ?

  • CJ??? is that you?

  • Shit man CJ of GTA SA :O

  • whats that?

    thats my penis

    oh.. thats ur penis alright

  • Awesome how the cop says: "That's your penis?" "...Yeah..." "Oh..Sorry about that..." Awkward :P

  • why is his balls on his t shirt must have been jackin

  • CJ??

  • press 4 for handjobs

  • I bet it wasn't.

  • what's that? that's my penis. trololol

  • if he were wearing cloths properly this wouldn't of happened.

  • xDDDDD why is your penis in your tshirt?

  • @Caitarian because his pants is down low

  • @Caitarian That's how the kids roll now a days. Also, it's easier to hide an erection. T_T

  • @Caitarian cuz niggers can pay bells

  • @Caitarian he mustve been sagging :D or had boner and penis went up to shirt :D

  • @Caitarian he has a boner :D

  • @Caitarian It's called a BONER

  • @Caitarian cause the top of his pants is probably all the way at his knees.

  • @Caitarian he had a boner man

  • @downloads2011 nah, hes just black...

  • @downloads2011 No, he's just black.

  • @Caitarian well he's black..so he's gotta hold it somewhereXD

  • hahah

  • your penis shouldnt be under your shirt...wtf???

  • Thats my penis dawg ;).....

  • thats my penis....

  • He knew it --'

    Gay

  • I love how it gets dead quiet after the penis squeeze

  • @imortalism99 it was quiet the whole fucking time you dumbfucker

  • press 4 it looks like the cop is giving the black guy a hand job and the black guy semes to like it lol its ******ing funny uhhhh

  • i think the black guy likes it and the fat cop is gay or ethier bisexaul

  • i love how the black guy is all calm

  • Now that is funny

  • Hey! A girl cop frisked me just like that... But she used her mouth!

  • That's my penis...

    Oh sorry about that

    Your alright...

  • @TheMRBINKER Yup...... that's what was said in the video alright.

  • @demo2382 I did a good job right?? :D

  • cops how dont they get in trouble so who wants to work on a crime with women with me ehhhh i wanna fe.. nvm

  • @sxeKevo its not the cop its the other guy who didnt care for him grabbin his dick

  • lol listen to the cop when he grabs his penis..giggling! He knew what he was grabbing!

  • press 4 repeatedly..... and u'll get some fagg shit

  • WOW that....holy hell. That only happened cause the dude's pants were so far down!! Poor cop.

  • That cop is Justin BIeber..no doubt about that.

  • @meesjhu yeah good joke that was funny as.......

  • i bet u enjoyed touching that Alabama black snake didn't ya Mr. Oinkers?!?!?!

  • Thats a good reason to wear your pants low, you get a free handjob when getting frisked.

  • hahahaa

  • that looked awfully small...

  • @blackhorse099 the guy did say it was cold haha

  • I have a Feeling he might of been lieing. I mean they wont suspect you of lieing when you wear pants down like that and you say that. Prob some drugs

  • thumbs up if u imagined a girl cop doing that to u while u have a boner! XD

  • He knows that flinching while a cop is frisking you is a BAD idea. NO sudden movements at all, however him waiting for the cop to grab all up on his dick like three times without saying, "Sir that's my penis" is what's funny. Also the cop not realize the male anatomy and grabbing his dick is funny too.

  • I like how the cop wipes his hand on the guy's pants :D

  • Dick in the wife beader.....weapon

  • Lol im not calling that a pant when his penis is 30 inch higher.... I hate people weating those its so ugly and they look like assholes

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  • this something that would be on Reno 911 thumbs up if you agree.

  • when its cold outside y u roamin around in a tank top?

  • Thats my penis