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Officer : Your penis?.. Ahh shit! I touch his penis. Now hes gonna stab me.. Aw shit.. Aww.. Why he put his Penis in his tshirt? Ohh.. Mambye thats why its shake
He knows that flinching while a cop is frisking you is a BAD idea. NO sudden movements at all, however him waiting for the cop to grab all up on his dick like three times without saying, "Sir that's my penis" is what's funny. Also the cop not realize the male anatomy and grabbing his dick is funny too.
I'm just gonna let you go now...and pretend this never happened.
GoodaBuddha420 4 months ago
cop: ''whats this?''
guy: ''thats my penis''
lol
smitsgame 4 months ago
hahahahahhahahahahaha :D
TheBGspikY 4 months ago
now that has to be very wierd for them
morrowindgodz 4 months ago
@elmsy1664 Are you too "lazee" to spell right?
BurtzSkateboards 4 months ago
So is this apart of a show with awkward situations? They should make that and have scenes like this, I'd watch it!
maviewing 4 months ago
....HAHAHAHAAHHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WCPweCanplay 4 months ago
The only thing that made things bad for the cop was when he tried to see if it was a gun
andytheshark 4 months ago
that must have been SO uncomfortable!
angelsRsinging 4 months ago
he must be one of those guys whose penis grows out of his bellybutton
buddyisreal23 4 months ago
hiding your boner in your waistband cant fool the cops.
Rebelboy90x 4 months ago 2
@Rebelboy90x holy shit haha, i can't believe someone said that shit. so fuckin true
SarcasmLessons 4 months ago
0:10 The Incredible World of DiC
zukunft2024 4 months ago
Ive been frisked by a cop before. And they do get pretty friendly with your junk if you know what i mean.
edasnoraa 4 months ago
wow lol
MrBdoggghomes 4 months ago
fuckin hilarious
lmpulseKillz 4 months ago
whats that right there? Oh thats your penis
TorrentOfMeuzik11 4 months ago 9
hum... yeah thats my penis.
panuncdf 4 months ago
AWKWAAAAAAAARD
MW23aglez 4 months ago
lol how awkward.
ThisgirlfromVA 4 months ago
is this the start of a porno?
jellyfish928 4 months ago 5
thats a good excuse lol who knows it cuda been anything....
ali050792 4 months ago
cock above your belt? then you deserve a handjob from a male cop
qmelian 4 months ago 5
he has no permit to carry a boner
807august 4 months ago
well I dont want to be a ball-buster (heheheh) but most people keep there penis in their pants..... so yeah
tastymuffin1 4 months ago
+what is that?
-thats my penis
FAIL
BadHistoryDays 4 months ago
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA thats my penis , thats your penis xD
RooOocKsTaAr 4 months ago
HOLY SHITZ!!! IT'S 'CJ' FROM GTA!!!!!
UnreaLFighteR2011 4 months ago 34
@UnreaLFighteR2011 Oh, my god. Am I a terrible person for thinking the exact same thing even before I read your comment?
red16mage 4 months ago
fag
s0daisgood 4 months ago
that guy in white shirt is hot.. i just cant imagine how the police pinch his pen*s as if they're for 5 year old kid!!
lonelyhotbabe888 4 months ago
the sob was wearing his pants low as fuck so his dick was actually above and outside the pant
jabber22 4 months ago
if his dick was in his pants and not in his shirt like a smart person
that wouldn;t have happened.
damn ...
thefartingfist 4 months ago
Press 4 for a penis reference :3
FreeAndroidAppsGames 4 months ago
Hahahahahahahahahaha fuckin pig!!
deepfaat 4 months ago
"What's this right here?"
"Thats my penis."
AWKWARD.
00MsPaigeAnna00 4 months ago
/watch?v=fNwTlDeWLFY
monkeydance11 4 months ago
lmfaoooooooo sorry bout that
lilwayneencore 4 months ago
small penis
simrash20001 4 months ago
That's why we cover our penis with our "pants".. but he sure does look cool tho
ShadyNJ 4 months ago
I'm gonna start to wear my pants below my penis to, so they it would look bigger...
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"Whats this right here?", "it's my penis!".. "That your penis alrigth"
How embarrising!
Vinmark1 4 months ago
that's why black man wear there pants that low, there penis look huge now.
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LockettShaulyxy 4 months ago
lmao omg
MzJollett 4 months ago
Well what the hell do you expect when its 10 inches above your belt?
DontFriendInviteMe 4 months ago
dude really grabbed ahold of that there didn't he?
theDISCgolfCHEF 4 months ago
lmfao, i love how everybody is so calm. Whats this? Yup..... thats my penis.... oh... sorry about that.. its ok.. ;)
ironswords 4 months ago 3
Have A little rub
NUKEBUSTER123 4 months ago
"Whats this right here?" XD
Annihilatedxx 4 months ago
lol
Lolzor4thewin 4 months ago
Did he have a hard on? I feel bad for the cop.
zully87 4 months ago
@zully87 You must feel jealous.
padredemishijos12 4 months ago
@padredemishijos12
Why would I feel jealous I am not a man.
zully87 4 months ago
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boykokar1 4 months ago
the only reason he touched his penis was because he wanted to see if black people really had big dicks.
ilovethisvideo741 4 months ago
real and gay
MechanizeDragon 4 months ago
Yes,He should put some hand cuffs on him and hit him in his "chest"
AmericanRandom 4 months ago
@mattm650 if hes ass backwards wtdh? you fold boners over your belt btw
TheFryingpanofdoom 4 months ago
lol
MegaLinuxer 4 months ago
what do u espect? he keeps his pants too low his ass might be his stomach
MattM650 4 months ago
It was probly a big fat blunt
SkateGeek27 4 months ago
cj from san andreas
MrBoogeyhedgehog 4 months ago 2
@MrBoogeyhedgehog i wrote this song a long time ago, a real long time ago
adibson 4 months ago
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MrMAKINIMA 4 months ago
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MrMAKINIMA 4 months ago
press 4 as much as desired, and then follow it up with the finale by pressing 5
haloman5230 4 months ago
awwwwkard
NadStarrTV 4 months ago
"thats your penis, alright"
lilsk8boardcame 4 months ago
and the cop goes back to his car to touch himself
dat1asian 4 months ago 3
i love how the cop touched it one last time after he was told it was the guy's penis lmao
sajpaj67 4 months ago
what the brown?! lol
ddloveism 4 months ago
AHAHAHAHAHA THATS FUCKED UP FUNNY
v01c3funn3hth3s3c0nd 4 months ago
That's my penis. :l
iMagicPixel 4 months ago
Don't touch me there that's my no no square.
KangarooCdub 4 months ago
this is why you shudnt sag just incase u get frisked ROFLMFAO
HanDynasty26349 4 months ago
PRESS 4!!!
LAWL
UmToys 4 months ago
That officer is a fucking stupid ass. Lol!
welcome159ify 4 months ago
A. you can tell how cold it is outside from the size of that black guy's penis.. did you see how the cop grabbed it?
B. I think that dude wouldn't have said anything if the cop didn't ask LOL
alaamakke 4 months ago
or that actually a bag of cocaine
bee2424 4 months ago
And what is this sir? Yea man thats my penis...
benutz1 4 months ago
ALl little.. LOL "Whats that" hahahah
datboywitdemvocals06 4 months ago
LMAOOOOOOOOFJSLKDFJLSDKFJLSKDJFL!@U!O@!(
TheRealSmaf 4 months ago
omg omg omg hahahahaha
L0onelyHero 4 months ago
Police: What's this here?
Dude: It's my penis
Police: Oh sorry, i thought you were a girl
SaEiTeaMuNime 4 months ago
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SaEiTeaMuNime 4 months ago
I find this difficult to masturbate to
MrJapitalian 4 months ago
maybe if his black pants weren't so low.
machinamanification 4 months ago
i love the way he slaps his penis after he says "thats my penis"
hi12339016 4 months ago
OMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFG.
Sophhh66 4 months ago
Hey, he just wanted to know if the stereotype was correct... so he went for it.
Ploskey 4 months ago
aw he was really nice about it! 'it's all right!' best guy ever award.
ilovelife167 4 months ago
the awkward moment you grab some guys dick wile frisking him...............
mooseonacid777 4 months ago
Officer : Its cooled yeah
Guy : Yeah
Officer : Whats this over here?
Guy : Thats my penis
Officer : Your penis?.. Ahh shit! I touch his penis. Now hes gonna stab me.. Aw shit.. Aww.. Why he put his Penis in his tshirt? Ohh.. Mambye thats why its shake
MisterHakifi 4 months ago
@brungasto Of course. He's Black.
Inevitibility44737 4 months ago
@brungasto haha true...he's probably been frisked by this cop a bunch of times alone
fenderbender149 4 months ago
the cop knew it was his dick, just getting a good feel...
tqsuited 4 months ago 2
Must not be that cold outside...
bigboss643 4 months ago
sexual harassment lol
Str8talk50 4 months ago
"whats this right here?" "Thats..my penis" "That's your penis, alright"
Bey0ndKha0s1825 4 months ago
lmfaoo mad calm "that's my penis" hahaha
fenderbender149 4 months ago 114
@fenderbender149 HAHA he dont even flinch hes so calm like hes used to it
sushirox26 4 months ago
@sushirox26 hahaha word man every time i watch this I crack the fuck up..thanks for commenting cuz it gave me a reason to watch it again
fenderbender149 4 months ago
lol i loved this one.
Terra1311 4 months ago
oH SHITTTTTTTT!!!!! LOOOOOOOL
YINGAI1995 4 months ago
LMAO IS THIS REAL LMAO!!!!!
WindBreaker77 4 months ago
UHHHHH, say officer...we've both just had a really long day today, uhhh whadya say we just go our separate ways from here...
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jdhbiggg 4 months ago
Go and suck it for more feeling 0:10
AzmeenRocks 4 months ago
Is this filmed with a calculator?
Hvemerjegda 4 months ago
am i the only one that noticed how casual they both were?? especially the black dude
TheRobbyk1994 4 months ago
OMG. If I was that cop and and I did find something on him, I would have let him go just for accidentally grabbing his manhood.
WindPoweredMoose 4 months ago
0:14 = Penis slap
brr2794 4 months ago
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brr2794 4 months ago
Do you think the cop at least bought him dinner?
Dirtykielbasa 4 months ago 3
"whats this here?" " my dick"
DeafMuteZombie 5 months ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL AWKWARD FAAAAILLLLL.XDDDDD
RafaelzJuicexD 5 months ago
LOL! "Whats this right here?" "Thats my penis" "Thats your penis? Sorry bout that"
VandiirsProductions 5 months ago 5
Oh, that cop knew what he was doing.
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Finlaysonzmj 5 months ago
@sXeKevo or maybe it was a gun and its a win for the black guy ?
ExperimentalDude 5 months ago
CJ??? is that you?
champsinger 5 months ago 5
Shit man CJ of GTA SA :O
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SheadyRast 5 months ago
whats that?
thats my penis
oh.. thats ur penis alright
KitChen5548 5 months ago
Awesome how the cop says: "That's your penis?" "...Yeah..." "Oh..Sorry about that..." Awkward :P
kevin0147 5 months ago
why is his balls on his t shirt must have been jackin
bobbobbob3943 5 months ago
CJ??
eitan1235 5 months ago
press 4 for handjobs
kingofnicke 5 months ago
I bet it wasn't.
mr1000rx 5 months ago
what's that? that's my penis. trololol
TheDeLucaShow 5 months ago
if he were wearing cloths properly this wouldn't of happened.
evo8FQ400 5 months ago
xDDDDD why is your penis in your tshirt?
Caitarian 5 months ago 160
@Caitarian because his pants is down low
hokage786runescape 4 months ago
@Caitarian That's how the kids roll now a days. Also, it's easier to hide an erection. T_T
1029Itachi 4 months ago
@Caitarian cuz niggers can pay bells
kaboemskii 4 months ago
@Caitarian he mustve been sagging :D or had boner and penis went up to shirt :D
specs1523 4 months ago
@Caitarian he has a boner :D
specs1523 4 months ago
@Caitarian It's called a BONER
orbitLT 4 months ago
@Caitarian cause the top of his pants is probably all the way at his knees.
wow2h85 4 months ago
@Caitarian he had a boner man
downloads2011 4 months ago 30
@downloads2011 nah, hes just black...
Mastersietsy 4 months ago
@downloads2011 No, he's just black.
ConquerTheCemetery 4 months ago
@Caitarian well he's black..so he's gotta hold it somewhereXD
itskalledpurple 4 months ago
hahah
jhojo0713 5 months ago
your penis shouldnt be under your shirt...wtf???
mosin1nagant 5 months ago
Thats my penis dawg ;).....
RainIsWet2 5 months ago 3
thats my penis....
dannyvolin 5 months ago
He knew it --'
Gay
Albanian2Be 5 months ago
I love how it gets dead quiet after the penis squeeze
imortalism99 5 months ago
@imortalism99 it was quiet the whole fucking time you dumbfucker
zZHunt3rZz 5 months ago
press 4 it looks like the cop is giving the black guy a hand job and the black guy semes to like it lol its ******ing funny uhhhh
iBrandonTechno 5 months ago
i think the black guy likes it and the fat cop is gay or ethier bisexaul
iBrandonTechno 5 months ago
i love how the black guy is all calm
IIVRAiD3RVII 5 months ago
Now that is funny
rctechnologies 5 months ago
Hey! A girl cop frisked me just like that... But she used her mouth!
DanielRockbank 5 months ago
@DanielRockbank k
sonicsmash89 5 months ago
That's my penis...
Oh sorry about that
Your alright...
TheMRBINKER 5 months ago
@TheMRBINKER Yup...... that's what was said in the video alright.
demo2382 5 months ago
@demo2382 I did a good job right?? :D
TheMRBINKER 5 months ago
cops how dont they get in trouble so who wants to work on a crime with women with me ehhhh i wanna fe.. nvm
khalilwormley 5 months ago
@sxeKevo its not the cop its the other guy who didnt care for him grabbin his dick
theasbrothers 5 months ago
lol listen to the cop when he grabs his penis..giggling! He knew what he was grabbing!
robthebank1987 5 months ago
press 4 repeatedly..... and u'll get some fagg shit
ExtraTerrestrial100 5 months ago
WOW that....holy hell. That only happened cause the dude's pants were so far down!! Poor cop.
Tom52482 5 months ago
That cop is Justin BIeber..no doubt about that.
meesjhu 5 months ago
@meesjhu yeah good joke that was funny as.......
SEFTIK69 5 months ago
i bet u enjoyed touching that Alabama black snake didn't ya Mr. Oinkers?!?!?!
XxBassNationxX 5 months ago
Thats a good reason to wear your pants low, you get a free handjob when getting frisked.
Silentsam7532 5 months ago
hahahaa
NikkiandAnthony 5 months ago
that looked awfully small...
blackhorse099 5 months ago
@blackhorse099 the guy did say it was cold haha
VamPiRe6DeMoN66 5 months ago
I have a Feeling he might of been lieing. I mean they wont suspect you of lieing when you wear pants down like that and you say that. Prob some drugs
wolfie453 5 months ago
thumbs up if u imagined a girl cop doing that to u while u have a boner! XD
shortRSvideoz 5 months ago 3
He knows that flinching while a cop is frisking you is a BAD idea. NO sudden movements at all, however him waiting for the cop to grab all up on his dick like three times without saying, "Sir that's my penis" is what's funny. Also the cop not realize the male anatomy and grabbing his dick is funny too.
mjfromga89 5 months ago
I like how the cop wipes his hand on the guy's pants :D
ThatRandomThing 5 months ago
Dick in the wife beader.....weapon
DynamicContinuity 5 months ago
Lol im not calling that a pant when his penis is 30 inch higher.... I hate people weating those its so ugly and they look like assholes
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Bergmaniyv 5 months ago
this something that would be on Reno 911 thumbs up if you agree.
carfreak520 5 months ago 61
when its cold outside y u roamin around in a tank top?
imtheAJ 5 months ago
Thats my penis
pivotmasterjohn 5 months ago