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  • YOU SO AMAZE ME WITH YOUR CHARM :)

  • 89 people tried all of these and got rejected

  • That was so funny! I still don't understand how guys think they can get away with these lines.

  • LMFAO!

    she taught him a lesson xD

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOL

  • lol thats funny

    my penis is suffocating, can you give it mouth 2 mouth

    lol lmfao

  • You forgot,"fine as u are and together as i am,i just know it's gotta be u and me between the sheets!

  • hahahahha

  • 1:47 lmao i'm batman roflmfao

  • So fucking hilarious, OMG!!!!

  • Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

  • ROFL that was hilarious, nice one!

  • hilarious :D

  • brilliant

  • 1:03 Honda Accord FTW :3

  • lol great pick-up lines.

  • "oh fuck! my penis is suffocating!, can you give it mouth-to-mouth?"

    Ahahahahahah

  • @Meeyoh dude im going to use that one one day soon

  • hahaha

  • i bet that this video will be flagged sooner or later xD but it's awesome xD

  • 00:40 till around 00:48 His t-shirt changes colour :3

  • rofl! that was the best

    "i read that the human body has 206 bones, want one more?" rofl

  • Glad that most of you enjoyed it!

  • OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOL that was so fucking awesome!

  • lol my penis is suffacating

  • Seriously lolld my ass offff!!!!

  • wow.........very nice dude and yes that accent was annoying as hell

  • "Well?"

  • AHAHAHA

  • Did his shirt just change at 0:42

  • yea

  • kinda

  • awesome

  • GOOD FIGHT

  • .... it was ok... the one guys voice was so anoying though...

  • epic shit ---

  • epic win :D

  • lolol

  • the best one was: i hear the human body has 260 bones in them, want one more? LOL loved it..and the batman one was sweet lol

  • AHAHAHA at 1:53

  • EPIC WIN!

  • finally a good machima...

  • lol?

  • arnt u gunna introduce your vagina to my penis? lol

  • LMAO

  • 1:05 her face.. ahahaha

    The guys are so lame. lol

  • you look tired. because you've been runnin through my mind all day

  • I would have used: Hey girl, I'm no Fred Flinstone but I can make your bedrock.

  • lmfao

  • ][_,/\/\/-\{[]}

    ][_,{[]}][_, that was funny

  • that guy in the sweater has a very annoying voice >.>

  • lmfao. why does the guy in the sweater talk like that?! also, anyone else notice how his shirt changed colors at 0:42?

  • JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!! me reio tan fuerte jaja de la risa lol

  • if i had a nickel for every time i saw someone as beautiful as you id have 5 cents!

  • I though it was gona be kinda lame and it was until the last line, Rofl!

  • pause 1:51

  • om nom nom

  • meh

  • lmao omg i lafd so hard i fell of my cher

  • In this situation, the best pickup line would be "See that guy over there, yeah - I don't know him"

  • lmfao ,

    XD

  • those wer hilarious

  • LOL at the Batman one!

  • Lmao

  • wow, i am glad you made this video so other guys know what not to do. and btw EPCS LAWLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  • wahahahha!!! awesome!!

  • haha pickup lines are always fucking funny

  • hahaha

  • xD Finally a machinima thats funny...

  • heres one...

    man: hey can I give you an australian kiss?

    woman: whats that?

    man: A french kiss only DOWN UNDER!

    AAAAAAW SNAP

  • nice

  • lol, good one overdragon1

  • i shit my pants, can i get into yours?

  • Lol, can you give it mouth to mouth.. =P

  • Boy: I am gonna be myself! Well?

    Girl: Well what?

    Boy: Can I put my penis in your vagina!!!

    Fuckin funny!

  • Rewatch that stupid, you must be watching a comp,letely different video fucking retard.

  • no no no, its

    Boy: I am gonna be myself! Well?

    Girl: Well what?

    Boy: Are you gonna introduce your vagina to my penis?

  • omg awesome!

  • what game?

  • moviestorm, an animation system

  • ha! xD

    hillarious!

  • LOL!

  • "My penis is dead, can I bury it in your ass"

  • i wish you were a door so i could slam you all day!

    hahahahahaha

  • lol " i heard the body has 206 bones.. want one more? " lmao

  • he was talking about a boner, you know the thing your dad can't get.

  • Oh yeah, That is why I doesn't exist.

  • lool

  • lol

  • "oh fuck, my penis is suffocating. Can you give it mouth to mouth?"

    Best one ever =p

  • i tried the penis one

  • so what happened after???

  • HAHAHA REALLY MAN! how did it work!?

  • The Batman one was funniest!

  • wow he was stupid...

  • lol, funny lines. i might use them some time ;)

  • lol

  • lmao "oh fuck my penis is suffocating can you give it mouth to mouth?"

  • no i think ill let it die >=]

  • Those were some good lines.

  • lol, finally a good machinima vid

  • haha

    do you wash your pants with windex? cuz i can see myself in there

  • sounds scripted

  • of course it is bloody scripted

  • yea but it sounds like there reading it from paperm they should learn it and not talk like its scripted

  • its being read from the game they arent acully saying it

  • wow the coffee shop looks like central perk from friends

  • lol

  • He was just gonna be himself since he didn't want to give the wrong impression...well...at least he didn't give a wrong impression...

  • L0L0L0L

  • rotflmao, pure gold, it made my day

  • hahahah '' oooo fuck, my penis is choking can you give him mouth to mouth'' hahaha, nice

  • fucking fuck in the fucking mother fucker!

  • hahahhahahahha

  • i thought thatd be awful, its actually pretty funny!

  • booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo!!!

  • actually wasn't that bad

  • the ending was perfect lol

  • lmfao.. too funny

  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want me to walk past you one more time?

  • that was actually good... :))

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • haha this is sooooo funny....nice!

  • hehe

  • is that a mirror in your pocket? coz i can see myself in your pants

  • HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH Well aren't you going to introduce your vagina to my penis?

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • Hahaha

  • my penis died can i bury it in ur ass?

  • rofl

  • lol good pickup lines

  • Mitch Hedgberg?

  • hahahahahahaha

  • .... lol

  • LMAO

  • Lol ill just be myself.Wow Bad video but kinda funny i think you guys should stick with making halo vids lol.

  • Heres a pick up line: My name is pogo, wanna jump on my stick?

  • lol thats great

  • 1:53!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • i know hahahaha

  • I think it's sims 3 with some modding on the lips.

  • its actually an animation software called moviestorm. you make animated movies using machinima. it sounds cool I might get it when I get a better pc

  • read the title , it's moviestorm

  • hahahahahahaahahaha

    arent you gonna introduce your vagina to my penis?

    hahaha

  • ahhh my penis is suficating can u give it mouth 2 mouth?

    LMAO LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • epic fail

  • actually the end made me smile, so it isn't that bad.

  • this disgraces the machinima name and all in relation.

  • Bad.

  • epicly hilarious.

  • moviestorm is faggot fail and not real machinima because moviestorm is'nt a real "game"...

  • What about Garry's mod, and that's still being Posted, It may use Game Characters and items from a game, but it's still not a Game.

  • its a sandbox game and if it's not a game then neither is synergy or the countless other hl3 mods.

  • not very good

  • my love for you is like diarrhea..I just can't hold it in

  • my penis is suffocating

  • congratz!

  • BOOBIES

  • fuck your mother

  • 5th!

  • boooo

  • 1/5 sucked arse hair

  • 2ND

  • this is gay...

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