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GIVEAWAY HERE READ SUBSCRIBE TO MACHINIMA PROMOTE MACHINIMA WATCH MACHINIMA AND RATE 5 STARS PS....THIS IS TRUE NOT A SCAM SERIOUSLY I am giving away a 48-hour Gold Subscription (cause my xbox broke) So if u want it Message me and subscribe to MACHINIMA cause there cool! Message me dont reply comment MESSAGE MEH TELL ME WHY U WANT IT Only sending to the U.S. (Maybe I'll Give Away a Halo 3 for the Xbox 360 Eh?) I will message the winner on the 5 or 6th of August 2009
YOU SO AMAZE ME WITH YOUR CHARM :)
StrawberryBlondie65 8 months ago
89 people tried all of these and got rejected
TheBarkingFrog 1 year ago 3
That was so funny! I still don't understand how guys think they can get away with these lines.
UrbanFantastic 1 year ago
LMFAO!
she taught him a lesson xD
DragonSlaved 1 year ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
jamessuperfun 1 year ago
lol thats funny
my penis is suffocating, can you give it mouth 2 mouth
lol lmfao
MegaSims2Movies 1 year ago
You forgot,"fine as u are and together as i am,i just know it's gotta be u and me between the sheets!
RATHAHONNI 1 year ago
hahahahha
sam7soso 2 years ago
1:47 lmao i'm batman roflmfao
horrormoviefan1000 2 years ago
So fucking hilarious, OMG!!!!
MrPoopMeister 2 years ago
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
StabbedInTheKunt616 2 years ago
ROFL that was hilarious, nice one!
KVPictures 2 years ago
hilarious :D
SheeanaSvendson 2 years ago
brilliant
FalloutSeriesLover 2 years ago
1:03 Honda Accord FTW :3
Wiishit23456withvids 2 years ago
lol great pick-up lines.
tomloadsadosh 2 years ago
"oh fuck! my penis is suffocating!, can you give it mouth-to-mouth?"
Ahahahahahah
Meeyoh 2 years ago 13
@Meeyoh dude im going to use that one one day soon
AGearsPlayer 1 year ago
hahaha
wiamly 2 years ago
i bet that this video will be flagged sooner or later xD but it's awesome xD
EmilxLollipop 2 years ago 2
00:40 till around 00:48 His t-shirt changes colour :3
DillzyDr00d 2 years ago
rofl! that was the best
"i read that the human body has 206 bones, want one more?" rofl
TheBarkingFrog 2 years ago
Glad that most of you enjoyed it!
Yarmond101 2 years ago
OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOL that was so fucking awesome!
xlxshanexlx 2 years ago
lol my penis is suffacating
limeman14 2 years ago 2
Seriously lolld my ass offff!!!!
VladaMucak93 2 years ago
wow.........very nice dude and yes that accent was annoying as hell
brooster13 2 years ago
"Well?"
the2ndjaysing313 2 years ago
AHAHAHA
annibanni007 2 years ago
Did his shirt just change at 0:42
Ominousblader 2 years ago
yea
pryosareus 2 years ago
kinda
JACKMAN9988 2 years ago
awesome
BlindWolfRage 2 years ago
GOOD FIGHT
Deviant80 2 years ago
.... it was ok... the one guys voice was so anoying though...
kippy1994 2 years ago
epic shit ---
icscihans 2 years ago
epic win :D
evantaur 2 years ago
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iSnDMontage 2 years ago
lolol
ki11erdrag0n 2 years ago
the best one was: i hear the human body has 260 bones in them, want one more? LOL loved it..and the batman one was sweet lol
Stuharmfanclub 2 years ago
AHAHAHA at 1:53
Dewar027 2 years ago
EPIC WIN!
Sakotius 2 years ago
finally a good machima...
minichaders 2 years ago
lol?
KrankeNonne1 2 years ago
arnt u gunna introduce your vagina to my penis? lol
littledude4eva 2 years ago 8
LMAO
DjB2Productions 2 years ago
1:05 her face.. ahahaha
The guys are so lame. lol
NerdyNinja08 2 years ago
you look tired. because you've been runnin through my mind all day
burtonboy1993 2 years ago
I would have used: Hey girl, I'm no Fred Flinstone but I can make your bedrock.
undeadhero1016 2 years ago 3
lmfao
truizgarza 2 years ago
][_,/\/\/-\{[]}
][_,{[]}][_, that was funny
DarkJohn55 2 years ago
that guy in the sweater has a very annoying voice >.>
cpnamn 2 years ago 2
lmfao. why does the guy in the sweater talk like that?! also, anyone else notice how his shirt changed colors at 0:42?
dahooligan12 2 years ago 3
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!! me reio tan fuerte jaja de la risa lol
valipirata7 2 years ago
if i had a nickel for every time i saw someone as beautiful as you id have 5 cents!
Rezsha56 2 years ago 2
I though it was gona be kinda lame and it was until the last line, Rofl!
foxracingpeople 2 years ago
pause 1:51
runescapepowas 2 years ago
om nom nom
bobbo36589 2 years ago
meh
camro55 2 years ago
lmao omg i lafd so hard i fell of my cher
daryl22222221 2 years ago
In this situation, the best pickup line would be "See that guy over there, yeah - I don't know him"
NicholasCobalt 2 years ago
lmfao ,
XD
brettrox12 2 years ago
those wer hilarious
99dfresh 2 years ago
LOL at the Batman one!
NikSvetlik 2 years ago
Lmao
1qleseno 2 years ago
wow, i am glad you made this video so other guys know what not to do. and btw EPCS LAWLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
colekiker 2 years ago
wahahahha!!! awesome!!
thevampiredio 2 years ago
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1PleaseDontClickThis 2 years ago
haha pickup lines are always fucking funny
haydentheonlyhayden 2 years ago
hahaha
OTKP 2 years ago
xD Finally a machinima thats funny...
mugenfan123 2 years ago
heres one...
man: hey can I give you an australian kiss?
woman: whats that?
man: A french kiss only DOWN UNDER!
AAAAAAW SNAP
overdragon1 2 years ago 4
nice
fufuhugs 2 years ago
lol, good one overdragon1
Yarmond101 2 years ago
i shit my pants, can i get into yours?
S1yF1y 2 years ago
Lol, can you give it mouth to mouth.. =P
lunei66 2 years ago
Boy: I am gonna be myself! Well?
Girl: Well what?
Boy: Can I put my penis in your vagina!!!
Fuckin funny!
OlithinuAndNathster 2 years ago
Rewatch that stupid, you must be watching a comp,letely different video fucking retard.
habs1master 2 years ago
no no no, its
Boy: I am gonna be myself! Well?
Girl: Well what?
Boy: Are you gonna introduce your vagina to my penis?
DamienasProductions 2 years ago
omg awesome!
coley0000 2 years ago
what game?
Ktwonnn 2 years ago
moviestorm, an animation system
SasukeItachi990 2 years ago
ha! xD
hillarious!
HumDog 2 years ago
LOL!
XnotionX 2 years ago
"My penis is dead, can I bury it in your ass"
GudToast 2 years ago 2
i wish you were a door so i could slam you all day!
hahahahahaha
stephenrobertrae 2 years ago 2
lol " i heard the body has 206 bones.. want one more? " lmao
fluffydude5 2 years ago 2
This comment has received too many negative votes show
There is no bones in a penis
Combatcorv 2 years ago
he was talking about a boner, you know the thing your dad can't get.
iamverynicesir 2 years ago 4
Oh yeah, That is why I doesn't exist.
Combatcorv 2 years ago
lool
xXxSkiLarxXx 2 years ago
lol
FuzzyPicklProduction 2 years ago
"oh fuck, my penis is suffocating. Can you give it mouth to mouth?"
Best one ever =p
jarom435 2 years ago 6
i tried the penis one
mongoosedriver1 2 years ago 3
so what happened after???
serffer300 2 years ago
HAHAHA REALLY MAN! how did it work!?
SuperPerson32 2 years ago 2
The Batman one was funniest!
jimjamjahar 2 years ago
wow he was stupid...
TheHotmud 2 years ago
lol, funny lines. i might use them some time ;)
indianacheckers 2 years ago 2
lol
TheChetOne 2 years ago
lmao "oh fuck my penis is suffocating can you give it mouth to mouth?"
runescapepowas 2 years ago 3
no i think ill let it die >=]
TheHotmud 2 years ago
Those were some good lines.
JackContraband 2 years ago
lol, finally a good machinima vid
fakeham 2 years ago
haha
do you wash your pants with windex? cuz i can see myself in there
mitchblahman 2 years ago
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dragonfire77721 2 years ago
sounds scripted
AchievementPRN3 2 years ago
of course it is bloody scripted
ImminentInfection 2 years ago
yea but it sounds like there reading it from paperm they should learn it and not talk like its scripted
AchievementPRN3 2 years ago
its being read from the game they arent acully saying it
TheHotmud 2 years ago
wow the coffee shop looks like central perk from friends
zhen1234 2 years ago
lol
ownerloll 2 years ago
He was just gonna be himself since he didn't want to give the wrong impression...well...at least he didn't give a wrong impression...
OrganicNoob 2 years ago
L0L0L0L
nickbuzzin2 2 years ago
rotflmao, pure gold, it made my day
ScarecrowZero 2 years ago
hahahah '' oooo fuck, my penis is choking can you give him mouth to mouth'' hahaha, nice
strangeboy152 2 years ago 4
fucking fuck in the fucking mother fucker!
bloodgangownage 2 years ago
hahahhahahahha
quadmasta15 2 years ago
i thought thatd be awful, its actually pretty funny!
TuffBuff1 2 years ago
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
ch00b7 2 years ago
actually wasn't that bad
anoyingfly 2 years ago
the ending was perfect lol
heroman711 2 years ago
lmfao.. too funny
SufferingBarajas 2 years ago
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want me to walk past you one more time?
Blackmetalstudios 2 years ago
that was actually good... :))
undersquirl 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
flookzakub7 2 years ago
haha this is sooooo funny....nice!
FeiRceXD 2 years ago
hehe
xEvanRocks 2 years ago
is that a mirror in your pocket? coz i can see myself in your pants
denis1110 2 years ago
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH Well aren't you going to introduce your vagina to my penis?
Kife1100 2 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
TitanbrolyGilneas 2 years ago
Hahaha
crippe1000 2 years ago
my penis died can i bury it in ur ass?
skeletonkey245 2 years ago
rofl
Gennady100 2 years ago
lol good pickup lines
MaverickVile888 2 years ago
Mitch Hedgberg?
IamTravi5 2 years ago
hahahahahahaha
PKNproductions 2 years ago
.... lol
thatguynexttothecp 2 years ago
LMAO
Isuckatpaintball2 2 years ago
Lol ill just be myself.Wow Bad video but kinda funny i think you guys should stick with making halo vids lol.
ZenNeonRazor 2 years ago
Heres a pick up line: My name is pogo, wanna jump on my stick?
DrummBum2112 2 years ago 2
lol thats great
circag23 2 years ago
1:53!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao!!!!!!!!!!!1
316ElAngel 2 years ago
i know hahahaha
sinningg0d1121 2 years ago
I think it's sims 3 with some modding on the lips.
21matthew12345 2 years ago
its actually an animation software called moviestorm. you make animated movies using machinima. it sounds cool I might get it when I get a better pc
RaikiriBLaZE 2 years ago
read the title , it's moviestorm
solomsolomol 2 years ago
hahahahahahaahahaha
arent you gonna introduce your vagina to my penis?
hahaha
mywood56 2 years ago 2
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dragonfire77721 2 years ago
ahhh my penis is suficating can u give it mouth 2 mouth?
LMAO LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fdnybattallion32 2 years ago 4
epic fail
eagles099 2 years ago
actually the end made me smile, so it isn't that bad.
Jachymvda 2 years ago 2
this disgraces the machinima name and all in relation.
Gamedude343 2 years ago
Bad.
KobeBryan24 2 years ago
epicly hilarious.
damianakadeep 2 years ago 3
moviestorm is faggot fail and not real machinima because moviestorm is'nt a real "game"...
Daswede92 2 years ago
What about Garry's mod, and that's still being Posted, It may use Game Characters and items from a game, but it's still not a Game.
JetpackToTheMoon 2 years ago
its a sandbox game and if it's not a game then neither is synergy or the countless other hl3 mods.
Daswede92 2 years ago
not very good
670264 2 years ago
my love for you is like diarrhea..I just can't hold it in
IAMSHUGO 2 years ago 2
my penis is suffocating
michu070 2 years ago
congratz!
iamdabomb22 2 years ago
BOOBIES
LippyProductions 2 years ago 2
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I will message the winner on the 5 or 6th of August 2009
dragonfire77721 2 years ago
fuck your mother
zolevokpk 2 years ago
5th!
frostking0 2 years ago
boooo
shtdisturbance 2 years ago
1/5 sucked arse hair
oompaloompaluv 2 years ago
2ND
nick44495 2 years ago
this is gay...
kamikaze756 2 years ago 2