Letterman - Top Ten Dick Cheney Excuses

[Avenger4343]

whats with the toasted butts from the Ads?

[wtong89]

Dick Cheney looks evil... =/

[cammicaza]

wtf is this youtube i cant see the video because that stupid ass adv doesnt load...

[normalguyable]

dick cheney and boyfriend bush worse than hitler

[dontmindmees]

I won't complain about 10 or 15 second ads, but 30 is just effing rediculous.

[BeatleJBNBBJFKfan]

I remeber wen i threatend to kill CBS and there 30 second ads and i swore i would buy from the other brands sooo happy i have firefox's NO Ads Add on ull should get it ttoooo but still it aint right to have ads on the internet

THUMPS UP !!! TO SPREAD THE WOORD

[Namriu94]

@BeatleJBNBBJFKfan smh



[sabugassabhu]

ADS ADS ADS ADS WISH YOU GOT AIDS.

[drrobertoboogie97]

Dick Cheney: The real Tricky Dicky

[superdavid002]

What's Dick Cheney doing now? 5. He's got a new TV show called "You don't know Dick!" 4.He's working on a gadget that will control Bush by remote control. 3. He's looking for more lawyers to shoot in the face. 2. He's still explaining to some people that he really wasn't the President of Vice. 1.He's setting up his own VP museum to compete with Dan Quayles VP museum.

[ODelegadoTV]

Freaking Comercials

[khaluu2000]

FREAKING COMMERCIALS GTFO

[tnekkc]

The advertisement was better than Letterman.

[marts1233]

i'm not going to buy any product which appears on youtube.

[raoulhery]

worst vp ever

[watchstrap1]

UNITED STATES OF ADVERTISING

[EricLynchSucks]

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[popstar1j]

OMG ADDS GO AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[albAX]

omni-heat is for crackheads 0:01

[panzertank15]

fuck the ads. not only do they make me not want to buy their products they make me hate them for wasting my time. inversely effective!!!

[MsSchuk]

@panzertank15 I agree!!

[KaristaSwiss]

classic :)

[iChex]

#10 the best

[DylanNelson219]

Ha...whya does he have 2 pencils in his hand at the start of the video???

[DictatorRoB]

Fuck commercials

Fuck Dick Cheney

[elitesack]

CBS is full of jewgottry

[TheDidgeKid]

fecking?

[thewalrus40]

Guys thirty seconds of ads are totally worth it for a higher quality video from cbs.

[MOTORHEADACHE88]

if it weren't for america transforming into a fascist society; dick cheney would be in jail.

[elcondepatula]

i just mute the ads

[fenackerpan]

It's called Google!

[TheGamerHomie13]

adds do suck ass but if hit me up that will pay me to put adds on my videos i will say " GO AHEAD " PAY ME thats why theres adds on here there getting paid since it gets views and replys or ratings not sure how it works but there getting payed

[krusty36m]

The ads SUCK!

[cmskid20]

ADS CAN GO FUCK THEM SELVES 2*

[narcocorridosmex]

1 star for ad

[flakbac]

did you ever notice how dave makes no jokes about ohblabla typical rich white male liberal

[joeCocka]

What the fuck!? More fecking comercials...

[sktkdeh]

dude bros before hoes

[tommylodz2004]

wtf with the ads??

[Kagebushin01]

@tommylodz2004 its called Google

[DawnScholar]

Number 1 and 10 were wonderfull!

[Seldanas]

Fucking toothbrush comercial piece a shit yogi bear thing..

[FreeeeS]

@Seldanas hey! yogi bear is cool peace, out!

[tonycabanna]

annoying ads @#$%@#%@%#@$!@#RFEWF@!#%

[penssuck87blows]

your screwing it up even more.

[xxstarchildxx]

10 and 6 were funny...and true

[polishpunk911]

Damn. Youtube now has ads.

[Alex618mir]

and thye sucks too,but there is a trick,just do click previous page and then foward to skip it

[Imbored0599]

wow HD??

[nethrit]

Funny .

[satyrartist]

Lol ...Since Obama took Office Where were these racist Tea-Baggers when the previous administration was selling THEIR 3 Trillion dollar debts to China, And Trampling on the 4th Amendment; you know of the CONSTITUTION? Mebe youve heard of it? MGod they had secret memos about the Executive RESCINDING the First Amendment! Where were the Teabaggers THEN? Easily swayed dupes. They should wear Buttons proclaiming THAT.

[Noizchild]

What? English please!

[shinto91]

rechitsapivo, you are an idiot, that is largely beyond his control

[Be1smaht]

NUmber 1 had me ROFLing

[DQh0ck3y97]

did he say 2 twice??

[gloomyoutlook]

number 3 was teh funniest

[ahermit]

This gets an "awesome" rating for number ten all by itself!

[Noizchild]

10,8, 6, 3, and 1 rocked!

[TAz69x]

Free cookie to anyone who can find a single occasion where Dick wasn't evil incarnate.

[scotto49]

#'s 10 and 3 were the funniest!

[onedeadcat]

A Republican's mother is like a brick. She's flat on both sides and get laid by Mexicans.

[LadySophieCharlotte]

you are so classy and well educated. red neck

[onedeadcat]

STFU republican inbred trash.

Be glad Obama hasn't banned incest. Otherwise the red states will be empty within a generation.

[MagnumVFD]

LOL Nice one.

[watchstrap1]

dick willbe too busy counting his tamiflu share money to watch this.. no conspiracy theories please

[ThatOneGuyYouSaw15]

they're just jokes. even cheney probably laughed at one of them

[snoopball8]

Cheney is such a penis his whole life...that even his mum named him dick the day he was born.

[JimboVids]

"Cheney is such a penis"

Coming from someone that sucks Obama's dick, that's not saying too much

[Noizchild]

Shut up! Obama's going to be fine.

[Noizchild]

And you're an ignorant little bufoon! Som I guess that makes us equal in your eyes.

[rechitsapivo]

Since Obama took office, unemployment almost doubled.

"Change" has come! Keep the change...

[Noizchild]

You can't expect change to take place right away. Be patient! Obama does not have a magic wand!

[chumsyalibumsy09]

exactly. I hate the people saying he screwed us over. Well look at the two presidents in front of him. Bush and Clinton. I think that says something.

[Noizchild]

Bush I agree with. Clinton did okay. But now, let's focus on the future, shall we?

[chumsyalibumsy09]

Yes. We shall.

[popydude]

cheney is such a penis lol

[HaxxorsProduction]

Ah political wars... you gotta love 'em

[thecrazyloco]

Republicans are a bunch of cry babies and most of them too arrogant to see what eight years of having cheney and his puppet illiterate priviledged son W did to our country.

[echotalon]

Democrats control all of Washington, congress and the White House, when will the Fools and Jesters start doing their jobs? the liberal media sure as hell aren't doing their jobs either.. whey does the Turd at the TOP get a free pass? I think that giving him a free pass shows your racism, why do you think he deserves a free pass because he's black? Hmm.. the ignorant black man in the White House can't stand criticism he must be helped and supported affirmative action from birth to the grave.

[knockjusonce]

I know the guy who is the father of lettermean's kid, he fucked her----latterman is a horrible thing-why doesn't letterman just croak--????

[knockjusonce]

Dave Letterman is an ass-hole. His main problem is---the best part of him ran down his mother's leg---what a bowl of shit---an absolute hole......

[Orethrius]

Honestly, Dick, don't you have anything better to do than commenting on YouTube videos? Like preparing for that congressional hearing?

[Alezey574]

did dave just stumble?

[secretsanta666]

id hit that shit

[pk5787]

Cheney and Bush are war criminals, plain and simple.

[ananiasacts]

Well, sure, if you ignore all the other crimes you could upgrade them to war criminals.

[bonehead1170]

Republicans lose the election and lose the power. They brought this country to a bad place which will take years to recover. And now they are reduced to whining about David Letterman. How far you have fallen, Just kill yourselves, no one will notice. You are irrelevant!

[gellybean101]

your a retard you can't see through obama

[ananiasacts]

He just needs to stop molly coddling the democratic scum in congress and start looking for ways to better measure their performance. For example, he could point out the distinction between a health care dollar that pays someone who actually provides health care vs one spent to do anything else, like financial advice, marketing, lobbying, etc.  He needs to measure the current ratio and promise to veto any HC plan that doesn't substantially reduce it. That would enlist us to pressure the scum.

[ACE0HUNTER]

Of course you can't, he's opaque!

[Orethrius]

Actually, it's hardly Dave's fault that people can see right through him. The public demanded that he be more transparent about his political views, and... well... he must've missed the "about his political views" part.

[peteykkk]

Letterman is a pussy with a dog faced wife. his main pussy is paul sheaffer, he's where dave gets head from.

[diamondback55]

Letterman's married? I thought he was an old homo.

[gellybean101]

Obama is a marksist and socialist. Don't Believe me? Look at his past history and speeches. Liberals are running this country into the ground.

[CunniJA2]

Were you under a rock the past 8 years, or just retarded?

Oh wait... you're retarded because you can't even spell Marxist correctly.

So probably both.

[Marth48]

Well of course "alot" isn't a word. When you type it, it gets underlined in red.

[VoteAwards]

who is dick chainey

[TLERocker]

...really?

[diah4]

ROFLMAO

Hilarious.

[wes1220]

waaaa- waaaa- waaaa! it's funny watching republicans whine about being made fun of. It's like shooting fish in a fuckin' bucket after the last eight years.

[qpalzmjj]

dude bros b4 hos

[sl0wm0]

I love seeing idiots bitch about republicans bitching about being made fun of. actually I hate it. so shut your pilehole

[wes1220]

nah.... I'm not gonna shut up, since I got your blood boiling.... I'm having as much fun as letterman...

[sl0wm0]

no you retard I was making fun of both you and the other guy you were talking to. nvm I guess I just went over your head

P.S. - I think maybe 1/2 of Lettermans jokes are funny but Jay Leno and Conan O Brian are alot better

[wes1220]

still here? you're wasting an awful lot of your own time for a guy who soesn't find letterman particularly funny.... you're funny when you're mad though, so why don't you stick around, brother...

[jritalin]

*a lot

alot (not a word)

allot is though (verb meaning to dole out, or assign an amount of something)

sorry, that one and the misuse of "Your vs. you're" and "They're, there, and their" are some of my biggest peeves.

[esp1964]

top ten reasons he doesn't have his gap tooth fixed!

[greatdan75]

The main Top Ten excuses in here would be (which would be instead of N° 7):

- When it's gets hard I'm under No control. did you forget my name is Dick !!

what about it !?

[wxyzca2000]

Right On David Letterman,you definitly don't hold punches.

[BQZip01]

Aaaaaaaaaaand David Letterman gets further and further left. He used to be funny, but now he just bashes anyone conservative for cheap laughs from the left

[TommyGentz]

EXACTLY!!!! and if anyone made these jokes about a democrat, They would be shamed and fired

[rons2021]

Guess you weren't around during the Clinton administration, every talk show that existed made jokes about slick willy.

[chainy10]

Apathy.

[KryssySushi]

Is death.

[Rusaarules]

Republican jokes never get old.

[SwornReaper]

lol, number 9 is classic. number 2: i think hos is hosanna.haha very nice, Cheney!!!

[DB3D]

The Republican Jokes are so 2008 same old worn out rhetoric. Dave has Senility he thinks its 2002

[chainofawakening]

You are so wrong lol

[ErichoTTA]

I think this may be my favorite top ten list of his ever!

[jrubin22]

glad Palin put him back on my radar, funny man:)

[Greg9942]

David Letterman used to be pretty good. After NBC passed him over in favor of Jay Leno, he started to slip. Now he seems like a relic from the 80's. Outdated and out of touch with the times.

[TubeMaker41]

Not Dave's best work. Not sure I found anyone of them all that funny. And I so wanted to find them funny.

[JangJoo75]

haha, I didn't even notice the comment of the dude below me.

Yeah anyhow, as I said below.

[georgie1]

How about the top 10 reasons Dave should be taken off the air??

10)He's a libtard;9)he's an idiot;8)he's not funny anymore;7)he is a stupid pet trick;6)he's a jerk;5)his hair-piece has fleas;4)his white socks have athlete's foot;3)he's an a*hole;2)he's a schm*ck1)he's a bastard like his son,Harry!

[renijohn012270]

1 reason why he should stay=

1) He pisses off conservative scumbags like yourself.

[CyberAthletethefirst]

With guys like you around letterman does not have to try very hard to make jokes at his fellow Americans.

[Abcdeepdeepdish]

Damn, you are funny Georgie1. Why don't you try and get your own show...

[GaySingleMulatto]

Go David!

[dharmesha13]

hey guys i need 100 subscribers so my parents will buy me a Shure sm58 microphone....please help me out!!!

[tomkr200]

I thought they were tossing this dirty old pervert off of the air after his sexually charged claim about Sara Palins 14 y/o daughter. Oh I forgot, he's good to go while the Dem's are in office.

[251Trioxin]

you forgot unfunny...

[zodiak650]

He made claims about the dumbass 16 year old daughter that has a kid already.

[sundancefilmfestival]

deal w/ it

[Infinity161]

I can't wait until we have a white President again, so him and Jay can stop making fun of Bush and Cheney. It's old now. But you know the spineless, chicken shits won't make one joke about Obama. Typical chicken shit white people.

[zodiak650]

Bush and Cheney are fucken stupid thats why. Those 2 deserve to be made fun of for the rest of eternity, get off their nuts Infinity

[johnrobang]

the only thing you said correct is I don't know much

[dinaamingad]

perfect :D luv u david u rockkkkkkkkkk

[warcrimesbush]

It is time for a full investigation for this sack of shit. Join the aclu in this fight, and protect our rights.

[bmwats]

the association of chicken loving unics??? must be, because the other aclu doesn't provide any beneficial "rights protection" (ha, ha, ha. . . that's funny when i use those 2 unrelated things in one thought) unless it benefits their special interests, finances, and/or provides some translatable justification for their continued existence.

[schicklett3]

Awesome!!

It's about time Cheney is called out on his misdeeds.

[marksartor]

Love you Dave!

Love the top ten!

[kaattz]

liked 10, 8, 6 & 3 ..

first one kinda expected!!