Turtle Race: Episode 5

[abovebiscuitcrumbs]

OH HEY LOOK! IT'S KEVIN FROM THE OFFICE!

[CantBeatCurtis]

isnt that kevin from the office

[megashadowkiller100]

that lil bit**

[nachocheeze98]

This is the school i go to and when i saw that woman and the dancers on the roof over my homeroom, i shit brix.

[javalin597]

lol 2:00 Merchant of Venice reference

[Platychidnapus]

Margaret Valentine: Go take your propaganda where they need it most: ASIA.

[fabyewv]

that little bitch Jimmy cheated.

[Decimator16]

theyre actually not that slow they have to put them back multiple times lol

[mrkingellman]

Wow that's my school :)

but why are they having elementry school races at a middle school?

and in Ft. Lee it is allways cold and misrable, our dictonarys don't even include the word sunny :(

[scareface411]

thumbs up if you think your dick's bigger then mines

[scareface411]

thumbs up if you think your dick's bigger then mines

[kell1425]

lol activist fail

[naraku578]

sigh I need to start killing more turtles

[theliveing]

My turtle loves me too much

It goes towards not away from me :D

[Urketadic]

ROFL on CloudCam xDD

[thefalloutkid13]

lmfao the cloud cam

[codenamevengeance]

that's a waste of 15 grand...lol...

[rahagbab]

this just goes to show that rich white people are so fucking bored with their lives that they have to do all kinds of stupid shit like knit sweaters for their dogs or spend rediculous sums of money on something as stupid as a turtle race, and only the down-to-earth black guy sees through the facade

[weefee97]

@rahagbab sterotype much???

[BedwithTed]

@rahagbab It's a comedy.

[distortedguitarist81]

1,503 people are turtles rights activists

[invisible3steeves]

lol i hate this SOOOO much but its hilarious

[lsl70]

They should have had the "I like turtles" kid there.

[DraconicMerc5975]

Such supportive parents. Haha

[thecookieeater]

Lol, funniest part is when he said "Well it's hard to disagree" xD

[Im4eversmart2]

Lol a "unholy turtle-robot hybrid"

[11FrenchFry]

SO STUPID

[MrCheeser124]

"We Get it! GO AWAY!"

[jmm00702]

@SoupWou just press and mantain left when paused (or until it pauses cuz it reached start of vid), its worth it, in this case :)

[alden6644]

15,000 wasted

[PencilStudios]

to get rid of grey bar just delete the last letter in the link

[thatguywiththestache]

my reasons:

1. LMAO Kevin from the Ofiice

2. LMAO cloud cam

3. LMAO black dude who's famous but i can't remember why

[MrJocopa]

that little bitch lol

[Green7Savage]

this isnt that bad it has some funny parts

[TheMagicalNobody]

BOY THIS ISN'T GETTING OLD.

[SoccerBoyd005]

If your jus joining us on Radio

[bmw2go11]

choppy video?!

[skullpirate360]

1,478 people have there screen turned up side down

[KJStewart93]

if a turtle dies can he not run....I'd imagine not

[LamperougeKnightmare]

that little bitch!

[Yrlaa1]

The commercials are awesome!

[Utipod]

Why is there so much hate on these videos? They're funny and well-made and the ratio of likes to dislikes is less than 2:1...

[FidelityEverling]

was that amanda bynes's voice at the end?

[imunick2]

people who hate it still keep watching it and disliking it... what does that say about them? masochists?

[mantisolivares]

all those who do not like this are either faggots or missed the like button which is very unlikely. which one are u?

[RueLeonheart]

Reasons why this is so funny.

1. The video has six episodes because it is a "TURTLE RACE" so they show how slow the race was.

2. LOL at the cloud cam.

3. They spent so much money for a turtle race.

[Huntergphil2]

@RueLeonheart 'Reasons why this is so funny.

1. The video has six episodes because it is a "TURTLE RACE" so they show how slow the race was.

2. LOL at the cloud cam.

3. They spent so much money for a turtle race.'

Also, there's a black man.

[shortycc13]

KEVIN?!!

[onestrangekid2746]

Ahahaha idk why this has so many thumbs down. I thought it was funny

[JMason814]

@killer32112 Dear killer32112,

It's not trolling, *sshole. Look it up. Also, f*ck off.

[maxmaxilator]

dress up as a polish prostetute

[RelaxNplay64]

get rid of the second & in the url bar to get rid of the grey bar

[TheAvery86]

@RelaxNplay64 Get rid of any of the & signs.

[Kathrynhol]

just tell me who one and get on with it!

[s241914]

ISNT THE WHITE SPORTS ANNOUNCER FROM THE OFFICE?!?!?!

[XelaKaiDuze]

@s241914 thank you captain obvious

[ultimamax]

the ad is turtle beach

how ironic

[gottahurttolearn]

i love that black guy

[mkaykay15]

best part

that little bitch!

[chinchillamelee]

I LUV THESE TURTLE RACES!!!!!!!! :)

[never4getthis]

the ads at the end are gr8

[aaglawson11]

8==D



[midgiemelendez]

haha you go jimmy :P

[steveoboston]

The first episode was one episode too many.

[PochoElojo]

every year, thousands of turtles die, for totally fucked up reasons.. lmfao

[nahumamaya]

this is so fucking stupid

[BobbyBerryessa]

WATCH MY DAY TO DAY VLOGS !

SUBSCRIBE NOW :D

[Punkette151617]

@BobbyBerryessa watch ur vlogs? depends if your hot or not.... are u hot?

[heymynameisdave]

@Punkette151617 ...because asking that's not creepy at all

[Punkette151617]

@heymynameisdave lol im just a girl.. asking if a guy is hot.. how is that creepy? lol

[HailDMK]

@BobbyBerryessa  how bout no

[rubenmorales19]

I think it's funny.

[starfox300]

do you guys have nothing to do or why do you watch a video even if you already didn´t like the previous ones?

[rubenmorales19]

lol

[shannabanana11]

Please, CollegeHumor, I love your sketches, but not this one. It's just plain not funny. It's gone on too long. Sorry.

[TheFreemindmachine]

That BITCH!

[Everforever5]

it is sou stupid that it is even funny.

[roxas230397]

Signed by everyone but me I LOVE THIS.

[TheMastaJB]

@roxas230397 me to its awesome

[UrLaoBei]

i tink it is funny, lol

[CoreyTrevorleahey]

That was funny as fuck...loved it

[fineanthonyhines]

Seriously guys?! What the fuck!? Stop with the turtle race!

[Geckko634]

aw, come on guys, this was actually pretty damn amusing

[cracr95]

car seats for turtles? 2:50

[ClaytonFox]

Turtles have flippers, tortoises have legs!

[Maht25]

@ClaytonFox i beg to differ.

[omgnotaflake]

this isnt even collegehumor, it sucks!

[Geckko634]

@omgnotaflake I think CH has a video about people like you...

[omgnotaflake]

@Geckko634 It's just feedback, Its a bad vid!

[EvilPippin]

ninjaturtles on tha roof xD

[Tails438]

Every year.. thousand of turtles die.. for tottaly fucked up reasons

LOL.

[DannyTrin]

wtfff im from fort lee new jersey lol woooo

[MollyOllie13]

HOW DID YOU GET KEVIN IN YOUR VIDEOS?!?! I LOVE HIM!! :)

[MeCagoEnLasBolas]

hold the right arrow key at 0:00 you can play snake!

[coldfustion]

@MeCagoEnLasBolas WTF!!!!!!!!! OMG!!! THAT IS SO CRAZY!!

[someonelivingnow]

Omg how didvu get bettis

[missy192]

they switched seats.

[codenamevengeance]

0:36..that's a waste of 15 grand! lol...

[m3gadork]

I could guarantee that the only reason anyone thumbs-sed up this video is because it was made by the same collegehumor we know and love

[JoseRam916]

*FACEPALM*

[mushroomcloudy]

This sucks. Jerome Bettis is always awesome even when he's not funny. Put him in a funny one next time.

[yodellikeyoumeanit09]

when you carry on making videos for longer then you should we like to call it pulling a nichole337

[OmGzXX]

Kevin, I LOVE YOUUUU.

[MATTHEWisBEASTLY]

kevin from office <3

[erikryanshuman]

not only are turtle races fucking boring, but so are these videos

[NYtranspIant]

wth is this crap?

[sgtsolidus]

Gotta say I'm a big fan of 'stupid' humor. This is awesome.

[RSbigdeeno1]

This is hillarious, you all have a terrible sence of humor.... terrible..

[TornadoesNMusic]

Wow.

[MondoMiniman]

I never liked the Jake and Amir show

[shortycc13]

is that kevin from the office?!!!

[JoshT0069]

@shortycc13 YES!!!

[shockwave1410]

hi does anyone know how to get the fancy design of the name? like collegehumour is written at the top left of the video

[jimmybobjesus]

this is boring

[davyman13]

jes there really dragging this one out

[jimmybobjesus]

ITS KEVIN FROM THE OFFICE

[JMason814]

Dear CollegeHumor,

You used to be the most consistent comedy video publisher, and then this and "Undies Coverage" came out.

[ThePandaP]

@JMason814 you people are fucking stupid asses for thinking that

CollegeHumor is actually going to take their valuable time to read these comments

[JMason814]

@ThePandaP it's not a real letter to CH, dumbf**k.

[punk89563]

I liked the series who are you to say what they should and shouldn't do. Think of it as a difference of opinions. Besides they have started this now They need to finish it. I mean what happened with Margret and who won the race?

[Slashtap3]

I'll just have to assume that CH is getting paid to do this because they have enough sense to not post unfunny business unless there's money in it.

[XelizabooXmclX]

this is the first boring college humor video... i am sooooo beyond bored with this. its really not funny at all

[DAYTIME504]

the newscaster on the right looks pissed and confused! lol

[tallbeauty]

I thought I was annoyed with this until that retarded Turtle Activist showed up with the dancers. LMAOOO!!!!! LIKE!

[zzz711]

this has gone on too long

[Flicker455]

whats with the dislikes?! This was awesome!

[Ningdynasty91]

Subtle humor bypasses most people apparently

[LiliaGS]

OH MY GOD THIS IS HILLARIOUS! the thing is that the broadcast reminds me of the broadcast in Puerto Rico with the Pan-American games, we got the activist, the stupid exaggerated euphemist words of the reporters.... the cheaters , everything... 

[alecrad19]

people have to realize that the humor in this series is all in the amount of stupidness in these videos.

[efstan]

if you dont see the humor in this video you probably should

A: burn in hell

or B: dont bitch about things you dont understand.

[insanekillamonster1]

3:15 is the best part.

[samuraidlmz]

i dont think people see the sarcastic humor of these series.

[TheEirin18]

One more of these videos and I'll never watch anything from collegehumor ever again. This is absolutely terrible..

[TurbulentG]

this new video bar is fucking pissing me off man get rid of it youtube !

[IviewitUpostit]

@TurbulentG seriously man

[skaterdudeJOE]

@TurbulentG if you had a brain you would be able to see the switch that says Autoplay on or off dumbass

[TurbulentG]

@skaterdudeJOE oh my god ur the dumbass im not even going to comment on that stupid remark

[skaterdudeJOE]

@TurbulentG you just did and you would be able to see it if you weren't so pissed off about it DUMBASS

[TurbulentG]

@skaterdudeJOE look you fucking idiot it doesent matter if its on or off its still there and any way you have to turn it off n every video now stop sending me messages u idiot

[skaterdudeJOE]

@TurbulentG well if you cant pick up your hand click on the OFF button then thats just sad

[Banderman5]

@TurbulentG Its called the Gay Bar (notice the capitals!)

[TurbulentG]

@Banderman5 lol

[AndyTDeadly]

This series isnt as bad as everyone makes out, its just split up into too many parts, it would be much easier to ignore if it was in only one or two sections.

[MDKriderwessels212]

hahaha hot girls in turtle suits

[laurindavis]

Every year thousands of turtle died for totally *** up reasons!!! LOLOLOLOLOL

[bullet4mv93]

why are there more thumb ups than thumb downs? that is so wrong.

[ozzyyermom]

should be 'tortoise' not 'turtle'. Get your chelonians right!

[Kicylicious]

lmfao xD that was great xD

[OctopuPilot]

It sucks so badly... It should be called "Torture race" not "turtle race". Who agrees?

[chrisael4]

this is so awesome xD

[kazidelicious]

lmfao

[vickyboy96]

IT SHOULD BE 'tortise race' not 'turtle race'!!!!!!!

[MissusFingerBottom]

this video isn't so bad... people need to give this a chance.

And that's kevin from The Office!

[mended]

why do they put effort into these?

[HolyShiteman222]

that little bitch!

[taneFTW]

turtle race videos suck. they should be spending their time making more jake and amir videos or prank wars.

[Cazami66]

Teeny joe pwned! lol :)

[THEP4R4D0X]

I hate to be a spammer but this video is hilarious and deserves more views than its got. If you watch it youll probably agree. Just saying. Go to the channel AfroPandaProductions and watch the video entitled "Gay counseling" Plix plax plox?

[MrRokNRoll]

I hate activists

[fullysicsubwoofers]

jerome has a permanent expression of polite constipation

[AlexDaGreat29]

3:14

[daftrok]

Dear CollegeHumor:

We love all of your sketches, except this one. Please cancel this series.

Signed,

Everyone

[RaguelAngelofBalance]

@daftrok Spoiler! This is hilarious!

[xxxholic90]

@daftrok is everyone retarded? THEY ALLREADY FILM IT THEY´RE NOT GOING TO JUST TROW IT AWAY

If you don´t like it don´t wach it, masturbate or something :s

[saternoutlaw]

@daftrok Everyone? dont include me. I like this. Especially the banter between the two reporter dudes

[tommymorales14]

@daftrok signed by every one but me i thought it was funny :D

[KnightRocker222]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY ITS KEVIN FROM THE OFFICE!

[suppxctuff]

I thumb these down before I even watch them. Fuck these turtles.

[iRangex]

2:23 - 2:41 Lmao!

[iRangex]

1:04 - 1:10 Lol!

[bjslivetv]

Why do so many people hate this =/ 

[halfRasian]

@bjslivetv

cause they don't like turtles they support Marget valentine

[EnGuling]

Man, the ending cracked me up. Hahaahaa.

[MrCouchpotato93]

1,269 people lost at turtle races

[nickertyQ]

why do people hate these

they are so funny

[gooozz]

Lol, the black commentator rocks