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  • nukyular!  I love it.

  • i don't want to like this video because it would disrupt the 1000.

  • look at the way his eyes move, def stoned LOL. this is better than his campaign shit now

  • Can you imagine him and Sarah Palin runing the country?

  • Yeah...he's drunk

  • He is high or drunk, I don't care what people say.

  • holy shit is he really drunk?

  • Dumb, but still smarter than Bachmann

  • 5:57 "Nucular"? I knew he was GWB in disguise.

  • What an oddity.

  • So stoned. Thank God he's dropped out of the race...

  • We have finally found a Republican presidential candidate that appears to be dumber than W. Perry actually makes W look like Albert Einstein...

    He is definitely getting paid by Obama... LOL!!!!

  • How did he become the governor of Texas?

  • You all insult Perry for sounding like a retard, but atleast he can talk some without a telepromter. Unlike a certain retarted communist arab we have for president

  • @cooldude9997 are you implying that Perry > Obama? rofl!

  • @alpine915 yes yes i am everyone in the world is greater than obama, i would elect homer simpson over obama

  • @cooldude9997 Omg, you are delusional. FYI...Opinion rarely equals fact.

  • @alpine915 So your saying that your opinion that im delusional isn't fact?

  • @cooldude9997 I get so sick of people complaining about the fact that Obama uses a teleprompter, I believe a guy using a teleprompter and being able to actually make complete, understandable sentences rather than not being even able to remember how many government programs he wants to cut is a lot better (by the way lots of presidents have used teleprompters in the past like george bush) and going on to your comment about him being an Arab, that's just ignorant, racist, and wrong.

  • I thought he was running for president? not trying to legalize marijuana.

  • Rick Perry is doing alot of talking but he's really not saying S***!

    This isn't stand up commedy. Quit trying to be funny.

    America needs RON PAUL 2012!!!

  • He probably got a visit from Dr. Feelgood

  • what a hillbilly. I`m surprised he`s still got teeth

  • "Why why why..."

  • I turn 16 today and I'm getting "Rick Perry 2012" on my cake. God bless America.

  • @w0nderbread100 can that cake remember how many candles are in it?

  • Bush 3.0

  • These guys in the audience are not laughing with you, they are laughing at you you stupid clown.

  • Moron.

  • charlie sheen for president! oh wait...

    

  • Ron Paul 2012! 

  • "Balance the budget... grow the economy... It's pretty simple."

    Who would ever let this man handle any money other than his own?

  • What a retard! Perry just interviewed last week made it obvious that he: 1) didn't know names of supreme ct. justices. 2) thought there was 8 justices instead of 9. 3) thinks it is ok to ignore the establishment clause of 1st amendment. Republican party is falling apart....let's get organized and defeat these assholes and reverse their drive to suppress the vote.

  • Have you ever run for president.... on OXYCODONE?

  • Have you ever run for president.... ON WEED?!?!

  • Is it me or does this guy remind you of GWB?

  • Anyone else think this is wrong?

  • Hey everyone, can you support us please? whether it be subscribing, rating or commenting...if you just check out our channel we'd appreciate it, thanks for your time.

  • Is this the same Rick Perry that had sex with 16 year-old girl?

  • @TheCobalt100 he couldn't remember how old she was, "oops".

  • Reminds me of a movie title I once saw - 99 Clowns!

  • Rick Perry is a tool. The government is still pushing non-important garbage to distract the public from the truth. It's time to wake up. Watch these videos and spread the word. For proof, Youtube keeps messing up my comment, so get the word out! [Americans to be Targeted As Terrorists] watch?v=56uByJAxXLg [The Ashes of Sodom and Gomorrah] watch?v=PR0krZmW1os [Death by plastic] watch?v=gEj8ynWaztk [Pepper Spray Cop, Drones, HPV Vaccines] watch?v=Rt26GLsIE2g
  • who the hell is his dope dealer ?

  • @djolivierastro same as all the rest of the governors in texas

  • He actually does make Bush look lovely in comparison.....

  • It is very strange how all the republican candidates are completely insane (more than usual) in their own unique way....almost like some mastermind conspiracy....but by who?

  • Is Perry a channer?

  • I hate how conservatives are claiming libertarianism as their own "intellectual property". It's not. The result has been the marginalization of the idea of civil liberties in libertarianism, which has been overshadowed by the economic liberty tenet--a tenet that I am not at all averse to saying as something that I support.

  • I dont care what disguise he is using now George Bush should not have a third term as US President.

  • Show this to your childrens.

    "Drugs are bad, this is why."

  • why do republicans love dumbass shitkicking cousin fucking rednecks? shouldn't they want to eradicate to prevent them from breeding incestuous diseases.still lmao at this fucking clown!

  • This guy is hilarious! Too bad he's trying to be a president rather than a standup comedian.

  • and to think this guy could have been president..

  • @1994davidjanac If you want to be technical he should can.....Well...He can at least still be chosen to run against Obama but chances of him actually winning an election are slim.

  • he's a babbling idiot without a teleprompter like most politicians.

  • Oh my God.... he is a complete moron. He truly is. It's amazing how transparent his stupidity is.

  • THE U.S. MILITARY WANTS RON PAUL IN 2012!!

    DO YOU CARE WHAT THEY THINK??

    THE PROOF IS ON MY CHANNEL!!

    HAVE A GREAT DAY!!

    GO FREEDOM!!

  • Pfffft, I would NEVER vote for this guy, but I gotta admit he's amazing drunk. I would love to hang out with him. As long as he doesn't pull a Cain and try to put his hand up my blouse.

  • Crystal Meth is a helluva drug.....

  • Tea Partiers for Ron Paul. Think People.

  • Me: I'm not voting for you.

    Perry: 2:41

  • I didnt like him before ,but after seeing this i feel sorry for him .I feel like I want to help him

  • @spanptotacs yah like in that SNL skit where he starts crying when he realizes he'll never be president

  • he is a closet homo proof begins at 2:45

  • hahahaha - is this guy drunk? I cant believe that he is even considered as a contender??? Who is actually giving money for this clown to run for president????

  • I got it! I got the solution! Get the poor to pay. I can't believe nobody ever thought of that! I came top in my high school class, cant' you tell?

  • what a crap public speaker.

  • And...uh...what's the third one?

  • He will be better off doing that show called "swamp people"

  • Ricky Perry is a boss hog outlaw

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  • we never got a dead spirit...it was disgusting

  • CAN MITT ROMNEY SERVE TWO MASTERS? The Mormon Church Versus the Office Of The Presidency of the United States of America.

    It’s a must read if we are going to stop this flaming liberal dressed in Republican clothing. He has such deep pockets and has spent all of his time for the last 6 years raising money and greasing the palms in turn for their financial and grass roots and media support. Please spread this book far and wide in order to stir the American people to the truth on Romney.

  • God help us...Vote Huntsman 2012!!

  • he is kinda cute for a comedian. what? for PRESIDENT?... would be a good joke though.

  • Normally we are America's friend, but now we get scared, elect please a mean who is NOT mentally ill or an alcoholic.. greetings from Switzerland

  • @Saengerandi when the Swiss get concerned that's a red flag right there. No way will he be elected

  • his doctor upped his Xanax dosage.

  • Ron Paul is the last man standing.

  • This guy MUST be drunk! What a country!

  • You MUST learn the history of the USA to understand this republic. Read the US Constitution, the Declaration of Independence, G. Washington's Farewell Address and the Federalist Papers. Then watch The Agenda, Grinding America Down. And if you are up to it read Bastiat's essay, The Law. You MUST know who you are in order to defend this republic. Restore America 2012 RON PAUL When I promise to uphold and defend the Constitution, they know it isn't just some campaign trail applause line.

  • George bushes twin brother!

  • Supreme Court Chief Justice,Melville Fuller-adm'd Oath of Office to 5 POTUS

    "Considering the circumstances surrounding the framing of the Constitution,it is UNREASONABLE TO CONCLUDE that "natural-born citizen" applied to everybody born within the geographical tract known as the United States,irrespective of circumstances-

    . THE CHILDREN OF FOREIGNERS,happening to be born to them while passing through the country,..ARE NOT ELIGIBLE TO THE PRESIDENCY.

    Current Occupant Oval Office=USURPER

  • The fact that this cretin is even being considered to lead us makes me think that humanity is doomed. How have we sunk so low? Wow. America, what the HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? Are you f-ing kidding me?

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  • is this Comedy Central?

  • @OhmegadJT cain, bachman, santorum and perry all crack me up. they're idiots. i cant say romney is stupid but hes definatley a war monger.

  • @T00LIZATION Where did you get the idea Romney was a War Monger did Mass. attack anywhere I don't know about?

  • @hydrolito oh when asked if he would consult congress before declaring war he said he'd address his attorneys and not congress. ron paul flipped his shit and said 'this is madness! read the constitiution! you cant go to war with out approval from congress!' and romeny has talked many times about how when he gets in office hes going to place credit sanctions on several countries in the middles east.

  • Does anyone else feel as if there's something ridiculously sketchy going on in Washington DC? I feel as if all of these 2012 candidates are merely deliberate distractions who aren't originally intended to win the election - their main objective is to distract the American people from how their country is being extracted, their country is being creased into a fascist state, and it's not even being done subtlety... Please America, wake up.. if you allow your country to fail.. as does the world...

  • Perry who tried to mandate dangerous vaccinations to children for his corporate overlords is a traitor to the people he swore to protect.

    He is also a neo-liberal turncoat who supported Al Gore and is a CFR darling.

  • jus putting a pizza in the oven  dammmmmn !

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  • hahahaha looks like perry was sniffin backstage with bush

  • Bachman is delusional and Santorum aka Mr. ass juice belings in a 1690's Salem mass.

  • ew.

  • How stupid is this guy? He's the worst out of all the candidates, just like Bachman and Santorum...

  • all the repubicans keep ruining their images.........

  • Tyler Perry > Rick Perry

  • Gold - she will take it! Black gold that is!

    His wife will take it.

  • hahahahahahaha he's a drunk as a skunk!

  • What a joke.. Are you serious ??

  • a great funny man he for president yeah

  • My eyes are bugging out watching this. Ninja, is this guy serious? Or is this some skit? This is a candidate?

  • ... soo why r u giving Texas a bad name? REPRESENT YOUR STATE IN THE RIGHT WAY!

  • This is simply AWFUL!

  • George Bush's clone

  • I'll have what he's having... ;)

  • He is so gay! I don't mean it in a derogatory way. He is just a plain ole closeted homosexual. I'm from Texas I love my home state. But this guy is a dumb ass.

  • I say straight up extasy , I dont think he dosent look drunk.

    My favorite part is when he flips the Maple sirup : WOW this is liquid... Dude its so crazy... the liquid stay flat in the bottle when you flip it....

    Im telling ya : extasy !

  • OMG MAPLE SYRUP!

  • "Sorry dude, that's too much money. I spent what i had on ludes."

  • hard to believe that he is actually reading from some speech written by someone who is probably cringing at the time. i can just picture him receiving some gift from a foreign leader and giggling and guffawing like that...i am beginning to think he is pimping for romney.

  • The fact that people are clapping for him absolutely baffles me.

  • He couldn't have gotten away with this if he was Black!

  • @kundalini1128 Absolutely. Let Cain or Obama stumble around like that and see the results. Career = over.

  • He's even funnier when he, uh, loses ... energy.

  • 5:40 - 6:25

    What in the- did he just say nukular? I remember an ex-president who said nukular... and wtf @ coal, go go pollution.

    Please, I'm not American, but please elect someone who knows what he's doing. Thank you, America.

  • @chesterr01 ron paul is the only candidate that can be taken seriously at all. he understsands the constitution.

    RON PAUL 2012

  • @chesterr01 i agree and im from germany

  • @chesterr01 So you can run the 2nd biggest state in the United States, create the most jobs, balance every budget, & win every political race you've ever run? Right, moron. Even obama's non-record does not match up with Perry's. Get over the fact obama is a black guy who talks proper.Obama has no clue what he's doing, obama has not created one job & doubled the deficit & no budget in almost 3 years. Pathetic. LOL Never count out the most successful governor in America & has never lost a race!

  • More proof that Bush was not from Texas, because this is what Texans are actually like.

  • @hdavis2 Um do u live in Texas?? I'm not like this. Maybe he's not drunk in this video...maybe he is. He'd be a good stand up comedian but he needs to be more serious :p that's all I'm saying

  • Compare this empty rhetoric to the substance in a Ron Paul speech.

  • @TugNoble UMADBRO?!

  • WTF? lol is this wat are country has come to lol

  • what is he saying?!!! he sounds drunk...

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  • 5:22 I agree. We MUST make President Obama a worn term president.

  • "oops" - Rick Perry

  • Look at his body language. It reminds me of a cross between Bush II and Reagan. Scary. He just might win.

  • He reminds me of my health teacher, who is an idiot.

  • I would say no the american people wont vote him in they are not that stupid unfortunately i cant say that

  • Cocaine. That is all.

  • I think he's hot when he's loose. I'd do him.

  • He is 100% on ludes in this. He has to be.

  • @tehbasketcasey dude is absolutely on painkillers

  • God help us.

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