Space Station 13

[BrilliantGnome]

@JasonBombzero "within an hour of them starting the game." - Correction, within a second of them touching the arrivals airlock/spawning in a fire.

[Gregracious1]

Hey guys, I'm am developing a SS13 total conversion minecraft mod. Anyone who is interested in playing or helping should goggle "minecraft space station 13" and it should be the first link. Btw, very nice video, I couldn't stop laughing when you got to the parts about the clowns, borgs, and janitor. xD

[deserter321]

i think everyone has a escape shuttle story

[Wassup54]

The easiest way to avoid problems with admins on Goon Servers are to not be terrible, and know the rules. Half the people complaining have been banned for doing something they shouldn't have...

[MeetSimmio]

Goonstation is a vile, horrible server with awful admins and terrible players. I am absolutely ashamed of all of them.

Liberty Station is fine, though. Admins taught me the morals of right and wrong, instead of talking to me one time, then going "HERP DERP, BANNED!". And the players are great, too.

[LordKarnage12345]

@MeetSimmio Thats becuse the goonstation admins expect you to read the rules

[MeetSimmio]

@LordKarnage12345 And I DID read the rules.

But damn it, I can't be absolutely PERFECT. When I make one little screw up, I expect forgiveness, not BANISHMENT. I don't deserve to lose DAYS off the game for killing one person by mistake. It deprives them of ONE round. But it deprives me of 5 days.

[LordKarnage12345]

@MeetSimmio ok if your ban 5 days for just killing someone just to kill and not becuse they are a supspected traitor and you get ban for five days you need to go to the forms and tell them about the admin abuse (you should only banned for one day not five)

[MeetSimmio]

@LordKarnage12345 Pfft, I tried. Not like they'd listen to reason, though.

[LordKarnage12345]

@MeetSimmio well how many people did you kill

[MeetSimmio]

@LordKarnage12345 1 person. And he was braindead. And he probably wasn't even coming back.

[LordKarnage12345]

@MeetSimmio do you know the admins name

[MeetSimmio]

@LordKarnage12345 Hmm, let's see. What was it? Popecrunch?

[LordKarnage12345]

@MeetSimmio sounds like a new admin just wait and don't greif agian

[MeetSimmio]

@LordKarnage12345 Ahahahah. No. He wasn't new. He was just a dick.

And I am NEVER, EVER going back to Goonstation.

[ThatKidWithTheVideos]

@MeetSimmio QQ moar pl0x , Popecrunch doesn't hand out bans for jack shit , you don't kill someone unless you're a traitor , sounds like you are just butthurt because you got away with that stuff on LS , man up and wait it out.

[MeetSimmio]

@ThatKidWithTheVideos LS can easily distinguish the difference between a person making a mistake, and a pure griefer. Goonstation is incapable of doing so. I can't make one mistake without banishment. But LS? LS understands what you've done wrong, and they try to improve you for it. Goonstation just slaps a big ban on your dick and moves on with life. When all the little assholes doing all the wrong things get away with what they've been doing.

Also, QQ? Pl0x? Don't even reply to me, fucker.

[ThatKidWithTheVideos]

@MeetSimmio OOOHH , get you , I would spend some money on tampons if I were you, you seem to be having a bit of PMS. There is a reason that Gibbed is more popular than LS ( at peak times more than 400% more popular) and if you can't understand that a braindead guy might just be at the toilet , then you shouldn't be allowed in gibbed. The admins don't take time to sort out whether you are dumb as shit or a griefer and if you were perma banned for killing one guy then you must be (cont

[ThatKidWithTheVideos]

@MeetSimmio (cont) a real dick to people , or tried to log off when the da admin was PMing you. But if you are like that , then feel free to swallow in that cess pit of unupdated ghosttown piece of shite server call LS. I'll stay here with my constantly updated shroom map and my busy forums.

[locolobo51]

''Man child kindergarden teacher....'' Atleast they got the captain right.

[locolobo51]

If only Goon had the wonderful and might Ian.

[ArcMinuteLight]

Character descriptions, Completely accurate. Wait, stop dragging the traitor to Genetics!

[ramonster163]

Nice job. Sums up SS13 pretty good in Hollywood style :)

[Mixonpl]

Music source?

[ThatKidWithTheVideos]

Assistants , if you havn't got 156 toxin damage , stop fucking about in my fucking medbay

[novatroop]

AI IS ROUGE

IT ELECTRIFIED DOORS!!!!!!

ai open door pls

[FacepunchForums]

Does anyone play on SpacePunch Station 69?

[niclaseer]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS -stuiped wizard

[niclaseer]

great trailer for Ss13

[Akfucsort]

HHHEELLLPPP HEEE''''SSS CCHHAANNGGEELLLIIINNNGGGG

[CreeperOnYourHouse]

@tannerkist The trick is to use the wiki or find out how other people play. For example, even though I'm a newb, today I used the wiki how to research as an electrician and then made a gibber to put in arrivals. Along with that, I made plenty of fake walls.

[xXxXRader]

vote up if you think the 6people who disliked this video are sh** at SS13

[NessCities]

SS13 where Bad Admins are born and you're screwed no matter what...

[willydog98]

Why doesn't it say that every step is a step into some drunk assistants vomit or shit?

[masssupercake]

the syndie cats look like messed up robots

[venum4k]

This is why people should stay off the goon servers...

[ApoclypticOreo]

My brain is full of HONK.

[LamentOfInnocence1]

My brain is full of fuck.

[Lagartoman7]

HONK HONK

[sgtdude1110]

Why is there some 13 year old's picture in the the related videos?

[CrabtechIndustries]

I always blow up the shuttle.

Always.

[MrAlexReady]

@CrabtechIndustries

I hate you

[TheJay1017]

@pyroTHEboy Honesttly friend if your gunna get into gameing on Computers your WAY better of getting a PC

[CubeJackal]

SSEEECCCUURRIITTYY EEENNGGNNNEEEEERRS HAAAVV SSTTTUUNGGLVVVEEESS

[TheJay1017]

Didn't mention Dos doctors

[tannerkist]

I got banned from the gibbed servers on my first try at the game. I didn't know what to do so I clicked on people... well hit them with a crowbar, Then I hit the Captain... THE END

[tacticalpandaplus]

captain's a condom.

[warwolf0315]

to think how far the game has come from its early days to my genaration player ss13 makeing it aboardto keep it aive until a new remake comes out

[Sgtmaggs]

traitor is the Geneticist

[Rannek17]

Xerif is a huge faggot.

[Enthernal0]

;SECURITY, THE CAPTAIN'S KILLING THE CLOWN

[Spoffeh]

Accurate representation of a 2D roleplaying game. :P

Nah, in all fairness, the game itself is amazing. Not fond the Goon servers, everyone's a griefer and the admins tend to be harsh, but I love the game.

[ElAnonimom]

fake and gay

[forti0r]

dadAI = bestAI

[GreenAcidRage]

Maid's voice, my god. 

[WHYSOHOMOSEX]

HONK HONK

[LordKarnage12345]

@jarnw AI state laws

[pumaturtle]

Space Asshole...

[thehumangunstore]

I'm a man of principles and standards, and if people get in the way of those, I laugh as I space them.

[Wireless1016]

"We have arrived. And it is now that we perform our charge.

In fealty of the God-Emperor, our undying lord, and by the grace of the Golden throne, I declare exterminatus upon SPACE STATION 13

May imperial justice account USELESS CLOWNS in all balance. The emperor protects THIS GLUED-TOGETHER BALL OF ORBITAL WRECKAGE."

- Audio file played on Gibbed #3, Saturday, October 1st, at around 1:47 AM.

[SirDavis100]

That monkey has one asscheek.

[StateQuoable]

Ahh Space Station 13, if only fucking goons didn't fuck up every server by putting children in charge of them who frequently abuse their power like motherfuckers.

[nikstefonov]

@StateQuoable yeap admins there r stoopid schoolboys...

[teejayandjon]

And that's how I got jobbanned from captain

[warwolf0315]

ah ss13 were propuffs are the new coffethe random murder and so ands so

[inferno232]

I remember playing this. Janitors were so OP when used right, that and any class with easy-access to guns.

[frontslash78]

Clowns aren't useless, they are (were) a useful means of taking out your anger on someone.

[scraster911]

It's funny. If you listen carefully, he slooowly adds more hoarseness to his voice as it goes on. He sounds like a ghoul at the end, but completely different in the beginning.

[JasonBombzero]

i think this video fails to prepare for the utter insanity 100% guaranteed to happen within an hour of them starting the game.

[Srikali]

He sounds like a ghoul out of Fallout

[flatronl1915SLG]

Xerif is a fag

[daemon2797]

This is pretty cool considering its just a BYOND game but this video is a WIN.

[Jason132able]

no no no, SS13 cant last a day

[politicalpnada]

hey Desmond, how did you get into space? arent you ment to be in point lookout?

[pukovnik087]

Where rouge AI always puts a banging donk on it.

[lolllllllllify]

ANCIENT YOU BETTER NOT BE ON THIS FUCKING PAGE IM MRLOLER ADMINS SUCK

[Meanmelter]

Why is this guy whining? When you become a prorobuster like me, you can just robust everyone and run the joint all by yourself.

[knight4745]

*cracks knuckles* I just slipped on the floor, KILL THE JANITOR!

[sporekingpax]

SS13 where everyone is a griefer, noob, or metagamer, Except you...

[LuisDisc]

@sporekingpax no that's just the goons

[Dharengo]

@sporekingpax QFT

[StalkingRainbow]

One of the worst games I've ever played. Bible Adventures is a better game than this.

[pumaturtle]

Hahaha ROBUST Combat Skills...

[Sterski1]

Beautiful.

[halo3freak224]

SPACE ASSHOOOOOOOOOOOOLE

[lolllllllllify]

@halo3freak224 ANCIENT

[thunderroad1971]

The music is "Adagio In D Minor" from the movie "Sunshine". The same theme was also used quite a bit (in different arrangement) in the movie "Kick Ass".

[Hunterevey]

What is that song that plays around the middle of the video and at the end?

[roflman]

Just another day..

[Whitellama11]

The reason I love this video is because it takes the everyday gameplay of SS13, and makes it sound epic and intense.

[Grandburger]

HOS:MADDOX KEENER R.I.P.

[thehumangunstore]

I like the monkey at the end

[MrBlindcat1]

Honk honk Im here to ruin your fun.

[KSB26]

Cool movie. Sums up SS13 quite nicely. SS13 is the living embodiment of Murphy's Law.

[goldenhide]

Fucking.

Awesome.

[MaulMachine]

Never forget the engineer with the taser creeping around. He will not forget you.

[kibar12345]

The ai part is true I Alwes thaking of that

[kibar12345]

Ac1577 i servived one of you masercers by spacing me shlf and a assaying shave me

[empiredoomer]

USELESS CLOWN !

[ThePonyxslaystation]

@empiredoomer I miss the clown.

[kankadaou]

1:26 that detective just got rev'd.

[sharpezor]

This is fuck hilarious

[ijustreview]

He forgot to mention the Rabbis running through the halls circumcising everyone he passes

[StateQuoable]

Great video, but you left out that Nanotrasen put child admins in charge of all of their stations.

[kanderan1]

What, no changeling?

[ZackISsLVA]

hey, btw does Ganja_Seed still play?

[ZackISsLVA]

This video makes me miss this game so much. Only played it like twice since I switched to mac.

I started playing this game when I had just turned 11. I'm 16 now.

[MrGeremyTibbles]

WELL DONE

[TheUnKonformist]

This is fucking awesome, FUCKING AWESOME

[zomgerln]

R.I.P clown.

[LuisDisc]

Kinda sad no one has been able to make ss13 a 3D game XD

[Kainenz0r]

@LuisDisc

They are.

[LuisDisc]

@Kainenz0r ??? they are what do you mean by that?

[ScorpyX]

need subtitles for translation into all languages​of the universe

please : ]

[djiminezgamer]

Thumbs up if you want space station 13 in minecraft :D

[hornylink]

@djiminezgamer thumbs!.....down

[djiminezgamer]

@hornylink

So hateful..

[jarnw]

Captain's a comdom.

[CookieCrumb23]

seen it dozens of times. Still gives me goosebumps. This is so well done and gives a so freakingly accurate represantation of what goes on on SS13 it's just amazing.

[lostman313]

This is the best shit ever ahahaahhahahahahahahahah

brilliant

[gaaranarutoman]

5 people are stuck in their room, hands glued to black ops.

[DannyBoyYeh]

@gaaranarutoman weird since black ops is shit.

[gaaranarutoman]

@DannyBoyYeh Mhm. Look at the dislikes, they can't get off their controllers! D: We should help them.

[gaaranarutoman]

@gaaranarutoman Let's do!

[saymana11]

well..that sums it up...oh hey ASSISTANT REVOLUTION! OH GOD

[leadpoisoning717]

Some kind of fucking man-child kindergarten teacher.

This accurately sums up the role of every captain in SS13, ever.

[kanderan1]

@leadpoisoning717 One time, the captain killed the AI because the AI kept calling in the shuttle..there was space magma and a fucking singularity going around.

[BannanaOfDoom]

@leadpoisoning717 Not really, its the exact opposite, i have seen more manchild captains than manchild assistants.

[FacepunchForums]

SpacePunch 13 wooh!!

[calibokina]

This should be made into a rap. That'd be so cool. :D

[J0rici]

Err, traitor, rather. The captain is a traitor.

[fantomzed]

5 people are syndicates,

[J0rici]

@fantomzed

Actually the captain in this video is a syndicate himself.

[Melenkurio]

@J0rici Mh iam cant understand english that well, but is it really sure that the captain here is a traitor? He says "Iam no traitor just a man of principles" and "if lifes get in my way so be it". But still that could be a normal captain or not?

[Shrubberee]

Anyone else notice how the narrator sounded a lot like Gob from Fallout 3...?

[lordme88]

Epic! EPIC!

[ac1577]

I had so many epic moments in this game, I went on a masssacre on all the scientist and chemist and research director and every since on of them is dead except for 1 scientist that was left which called the detective and me and my body made up a BS story about how all this was the scientists doing and we got let free and the scientist who reported us got in ddeep shit. Good time, Good times.

[mager56723]

I wonder how a space station 13 tv show would go?

[raineko98]

This video alone got me back into playing ss13

[vixtro]

I used to love play SS13 back when there was just the 1 basic station map, there's so many now it's all confusing to me. Still I have allot of great memories of swingin that ol toolbox round, capturing and torturing people in secret rooms, setting the station alight in blaze of fury and bombing half/most of the station (to bomb the whole thing is boring cause then there's no one to witness the destruction). Good Times!

[directortyler123]

5 people didn't get the transmission.

[tedfreeway]

Whats the song?

[slafle]

@tedfreeway It's part of the Adagio in D minor from the movie Sunshine. Watch the movie and buy the soundtrack, they are both excellent ;)

[porterbehling]

The most idiotic thing happend to me on this game.

I see that there is a "pray" option for one of the actions to preform. So I say " what the hell ", and I click it.

It then asks me to say what i want to say to my diety, so i type " Bow chicka bow wow ", next thing I know

BAM!!!

I'm dead, and a message appears saying " God is dead, all hail satan "

I mean what the hell?!

Is the creator some kind of satanist. I mean he killed my character. Pissed me off.

[MasterAsra]

@porterbehling That means there was a satanic traitor who was on board the ship.

[porterbehling]

@MasterAsra oohhh!

OK. Thanks

[chrisN1464]

@porterbehling if the priest is a traitor he can become a satanist and that happens

[TheEranster]

@porterbehling

That what happens when the chaplain is a satanist, if he's normal the prayer registers.

[sting2071232]

the syndicate look BADASS

[DeathByFoodTray]

needs update

[ijustreview]

5 people need to put a banging donk on it

[matty406]

True

[Zebro56]

What about the peice of shit assistants?

[unKutTV]

@Zebro56 More like useless for nothing assistants

[SemperFidelis0300]

What the hell does he call the AI? A crotchety fucking IVM peice of shit?

[Epicfraxy]

@SemperFidelis0300 IBM piece of shit

[SemperFidelis0300]

@Epicfraxy Thank you. Whats IBM?

[EvilViolencePerson]

@SemperFidelis0300

International Business Machines. Famous computer company. It's synonymous with computers.

[Epicfraxy]

@SemperFidelis0300 They made some of the first computers

[Hobgoro]

blah nerds

[DannyBoyYeh]

fuckin genius

[TheMedievalNerd]

Oh and 5 People have no idea what awesome is.

[TheMedievalNerd]

Wow! Good job! LOL

[OmegaStormchild]

Love the vid. It makes me want to play SS13 even though I already do. So inspirational.

[wrpen99]

uh...no poo? WTF?

[GamerUnleashed]

You know..this is just like SS13

[secular555]

@Zachylolz I think someone's projecting a bit.

[BannanaOfDoom]

I love you

[Spacialvekter]

God yes.

Hey guys I stumbled upon the song by accident! It's "Adagio In D Minor" by John Murphy.