Quiznos...what were you thinking?

[proprodigySD]

They used to play this commercial all the fucking time on the Sci-fi channel.  I think i stopped watching all the shows on there because of it.

[ChickenRamen]

I can't even imitate that laugh

[Kiroswan]

Euauahahahuiaha

[zeekyblahIV]

Quisnos Fail.

[SchmerzUndFeuer]

what a carniwhore

[aqwTVpriestNender]

0:19 lol!

[jordler]

does not need much meat to pack an asian taco

[SirBraxton1989]

It's not lacking any meat, and it puts the lotion on it's skin!

[MichaelKlump]

Who else thinks she desperately deserves a Web Redemption on Tosh.0?

[MissDante]

Bwahahaha xD



[Mcheetah]

And then, she finished that nasty sub down with a nice, big ol' bottle of Purple Stuph!

Eh herr heh-heh-heh!

[Johnny3D3D]

I liked this commercial. 

[grapedrink]

that's my friends wife...

[RaynorX]

Chuckles the Cheat: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! *head explodes*

[trickorcheat]

So THAT'S what the laugh was from

[Killingwithasmile69]

omg i laughed so hard when they did it in slow mo

[djnamelessmix]

LOL

[coralin378]

LOL

[HereticGeist]

It's ironic that it's an Asian woman who's saying this...

[Ostnizdasht206]

I'll give her some meat..

[DevonDragon98]

ewwww gross

[MrGlobix]

Heywannahearthemostannoyingsou­ndintheworld? EHHHUHHEYUHHHH!!!!!!!

[rufification]

lol, gmod idiot box has a funny version

[OriginalLemming]

HYUK HYUK HYUK classic.

[mrmolo70]

who else thinks of Dasboschitt and idiot box when they see this?

[ryu8888]

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

[RadcliffOfCrymod]

The meat line in slow motion? No thanks....

[ryu8888]

nonono, go watch the gmod idiot box.

[TehEpicSauce]

Thats why I looked this up. lol

[BioWarfareBigDaddy]

@mrmolo70 I Do! xD lol I love that. Chuckles is like AHG!!

[qwertyacme]

@mrmolo70 i know i do.

[MrBoo88]

@mrmolo70 Hahah yeah I know

[MarsellusWallace]

Aaaannd thaaat's whaaat reeaaall woomeen neeeed

HEH HYEAH HYEH HYAH

[YeshuaHamashiach777]

OMG! I keep telling my wife the same thing over and over.

[MrGlobix]

@YeshuaHamashiach777, i can actually relate to that!

[Uga7ft]

Classic!!!

[LeviathanMist]

I remember this commercial, lol

[plinianguy]

Hahaha it's even funnier in slow motion.

[TheLastSliceOfPie]

such an obvious sexual reference

[guerrald]

Didn't grew up here, but gotta love these Ad battles. Quizno's vs Subway, AT&T vs Verizon, McDonalds vs BK, Round table.. etc.

Looks like they learnt a lot from the East vs West coast BS.

[midnafan101]

actually its carls jr vs mcdonalds and wendys vs BK

[RadcliffOfCrymod]

Damn, could Quiznos be any more blatant with their sexual metaphors? :P

[SPYBLOCK120]

...Carniwhore

[TwInKy4427]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[trinnysue]

LMAO

[dp100eboggan]

Id love to slide my toasty torpedo into their ovens!

[Greendguy]

LMAO when me and my buddies saw this on tv the first time, we must have sat there and replayed it at least a dozen times... Good Job Quizznos...

[poogaia]

FUCKING LOL!!!!!!

[elasolezito]

what ? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX !!!!!!!!!

[JohnnyFriction]

bitch on the right is thinking she needs new friends

[RadcliffOfCrymod]

Yeah, her shit-eating grin disappears real fast after she says the meat line, LOL!!

[killer429]

LMAO! wow!

[OrganicAids]

I don't know why I'm laughing so hard.

[cazthegamer]

Me neither, I heard this clip on another vid and I'm pissing myself laughing.

[Buffy667]

YYeehhaahhuuuuhhh!

[Intoxiqated]

Between this and the "Put it in me" commercial someone needs to call Rule 34 on Quiznos

[Kaeman72]

LOL

[redrodable]

The worst example of false advertising, ever! Meat choice is weighed to be exactly five slimy yuk!pieces for their largest sandwich! No matter what I ask for, even pointing to the luscious sandwich photo above their heads, saying Ill pay what ever for a sandwich that looks like that. A sandwich that moves through their tiny toaster at such a rapid pace there is no toast. I gave them five tries, five dives into my wallet and gullet. Never, ever, again. Dont give Quiznos your money!

[rgz1985]

It's loaded with real prime rib and piled high with mozzarella on toasted garlic bread though...

[vicente321]

better than subway or togos in my opinion xD

[DakDarklighter]

Hey... wanna hear the most annoying sound in there world?

[WiseGuy8861]

NO!

[tyuiox]

hits flashlight twords woman, it's not lacking any meat and thats what real women need nehehuha nehahuhannehehuha lol das bo shitt ftw

[teletubbyownage]

yhea chuckles the cheat FTW

[freeman5661]

No!

**Hits light**

It's not lackin' any meat, and that's what real women need!

**Awkward laugh several times**

DasBoSchitt!

[elasolezito]

yep !!!! these episodes are awesome a must watch !!!

[Ilovecoffeex12]

Quizno is starting to use really sexy commercials nowadays! :D

[Zrider87]

LOL!!! we got some hormone raging women here...love it! XD

[melikeyyeah]

nyuh-huhh!

[ericli51]

This really is the most annoying sound in the world.

[ArchaicValueSystem]

Lawl, the slo-mo is great.

Totally sounds like a d00d. XD

[sexanoe]

i got all the meat this bitch needs

[Mcscorch]

kay that was the stupidest thing ive ever seen

[alibork]

LOL -

[GoTubeYourMom]

I would pay an undisclosed amount of money to be able to say that on TV lol

oh, and BTW, I have a young sister who I care about more than anyone, I believe in God, and I have good morals...

....this commercial is freakin' hilarious LOL... those saying this is wrong need to grow up and worry about things that matter

[HillDueceua]

brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "I flew too high on the wings of pastrami."

[SSJPotatoChip]

HER LAUGH, OH MY GOD

[JDSproducitons]

Quiznoes Was Thinking Awesome Which What this Commercial IS.

If everyone was politically correct than fuck things would be boring

[Ahdree23]

Quizno's is cutting it EXTREMELY close with all this controversial commericals. These two chicks and then Scott and Mr. Oven tripping on each other....man oh man.

[Jshidi]

It's not lacking any dick! That's what real women need! Ureehuhe!

[fashnek]

Who are all these people laughing? Duplicate accounts?

Just to clarify, all you did was slow down the end portion, right? No other edits?

[cgcampos]

yeah thats all he did. lol He should be working in Hollywood :-P

[noodleboy347]

oh jesus funniest video ever

[thebrandnewme82]

quizno's fuckin rules!!!!!

[cRoxy86]

Oh god.... that laughter

[Chen2012]

It wouldn't matter if children saw this. They wouldn't understand what it really means anyways.

[audiosane]

Chen2012:

Even if children saw this and understood what it was about, they'll live. Parents need to calm the fuck down. Damn!

[StormTheChao]

OH GOD AWESOME

[RichyT]

PUT IT IN ME, SCOTT.

[babiiswa9908]

haahhaahhaaahah omg lol

[alexbaker98]

PUT IT IN ME, SCOTT.

[dibshadibs]

i dont know why alot of the latest quisnos commericals are have "accidentel" sexual content

[celticsking05]

get your minds out the gutter...what kid is really gonna pick up on that...and if they do thet already know

[allwest2003]

Its real easy to say, "if you dont like it, dont watch it"....but its not always easy to grab the remote and change it fast enough before a child sees it.  And I just ate there for lunch today with my 3 year old....NOT ANYMORE!

[StormTheChao]

hahah sensitive soccer moms ftl

[deezvids]

LMAO!!!

[mattmag89]

These ads are only on at night, and they aren't on kids networks or anything. And your 3-year old would not understand the double meaning of the ad anyway. Direct your rage at the Sponge Bob Burger King ads instead, at least that complaint almost makes sense.

[analyzingfunny]

Real women need big meat....Quizno's

[lavaman2000]

What else can you expect from a business who's main goal is to sell a "FOOTLONG"?

[Thatguy301]

That's actually Subway, lol. Quizno's only goes up to 11in. I only know this because I'm addicted to subs...

[MetsKnicksRutgers]

its too bad ya eat at shitty places for subs.... not knockin ya or anything but those places are a joke... Quick Chek and WaWa are better than Subway or Quizno's and atleast one can also purchase cigarettes condoms and state permitting booze at the other establishments

[roguespear91]

Because the most important things about a sub shop is being able to buy condoms and cigarettes.

[AGIBBONS40]

id' fuck the shit out of that asian biotch

[xlilxduckyx]

whats with quiznos and sexual innuendos... and i KNOW i spelled that wrong. but look at the new one "put it in me scott" "say it sexier" i dont get it lol. are they selling food or sex?

[ViolentCanvas]

you know most straight men realize this but maybe you need a heads up.. food and sex go together really well... maybe not quizno's... but in general.

[xlilxduckyx]

you see xlilxduckyx and for some reason you think 'straight man' wow. too me- i see girl.

[TheLaced]

lol, what a geek

[TheLaced]

quiznos's likes to make sexual references, via the new commercial, "OH yeah put it in me scott." lol

[SCHWE1NSTE1GER7]

yup, queeros

[Capcomatic]

God, that was too funny in slow-motion...

[alibork]

ROFLOL!!!!

omg HILARIOUS

[omegaracer1]

haha my kinda woman!

[unak78]

I got some meat for you baby!

[MSISOAD]

when she laughs in slow motion it sounds like she's high XD

[QuantumAnomaly]

Between this and the guitar-strumming gerbil-things ad I've found a whole new respect for Quizno's!

[FatPlus1]

The girl on the right is so uncomfortable. She's so embarrassed for her buddy.

[slak18]

She's not embarrassed FOR her buddy, she's embarrassed BY her buddy. She is for the most part telling the truth. In an "all girl" environment women speak a lot more honestly on how they feel about the size of a man's penis. All women don't want a guy thats hung like a horse, but you won't find too many standing in line for the guy with the four incher. Women have told me that they have quit guys for having a penis thats too small. None have told me they have left a guy because it was too big.

[TheLizzard0]

One word: "Spongemonkey". I'm sure people over the age of five will understand what I mean.

[Nitewaker]

she likes teh kok

[4speckiller]

Im so glad we don't serve these anymore they are a bitch to make

[Skitzelz]

Lmfao, the laugh at the end is amazing :D :D :D

I almost choked on my water xD

[tokyofreaky]

asian girl and a quizno's sub!! I am in heaven:):)

[zon100]

Right on! That is one fine lady!

[Sonictails1]

YEAAH I LOVE ASIAN WOMEN :3

[RekWan3534]

....

[adi1096]

ololololololololololololololol­ololololololololololololololol­ololololololololololololololol­ololololololololololololololol­ololololololololololololololol­ololololololololololololololol­olololol Pause at 00:21 her face is scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[kkknl]

the slowed down laugh is the most hilarious part xd

[BoBtheparrot7]

HAHAHAH

[LordRamco]

Someone should tell her I'm not lacking any meat - high five!

[CaptainPierceXx]

Oh God. .. the laugh.

[Quartrez]

You called THAT a laugh ???

[mehall89]

lol the slowed down laugh is the best part

[masteroftheobvious86]

Oh my god...the slow-mo laugh is classic...

[Nymphonomicon]

Row row! Fight the Quiznos!

[Drokius]

lol penis

[thegruvmeister]

Wait, it's a dick joke! I GET IT LOLZ1!!

[purehavok1]

Hehuhhheeeeeehhhhhh

[bluetsunami]

I love the little "hmm" between "lacking any meat" and "what women really need"

[RedundanceBoy]

"So, Dave, I heard you're dating Lucy?"

"Hell yeah."

"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

[Randymyr]

subway (up here anyways) FTMFL, fuckin broken pipes and shit leaking on the fuckin food

fuck that mess

[sayjaibao011]

That dumb asian girl and her annoying laugh. Subway FTW!!!!!!!!!!

[dragonforceisasem]

hell yea! SUBWAY FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!

[6stringedkiller]

everytime i see this commercial that laugh stands out and annoys the fuck out of me.

THANK YOU

[cjdudeman]

i bet that actress' boyfriend is fucking embarrassed. i bet her mom loses sleep over that commercial.

[bloodpuremager]

Ha never really thought of it like that lol!

[Silencer111]

thats what she said

[TheLostMarauder]

omg i was just about to say that! haha lmfao

[CatiJoy]

That's what real women need.

[CloseButNoCigar1]

ehhhhhhHUAAAAAhUAAAA!!!!

[taniwha9]

she speaks truth to power

[DarkFox6400]

Annoying laugh, but I'd still slip my tube steak in her if she needs that much meat.

[WORLDREIGN]

I guess so... If you like tiny scraps of Aldi grade meat that has been ran over by a truck several times... *Cough SUBWAY *Cough

[IRockTheBest95]

maybe i should try to run my deli meet over by a truck if i want my sandwhiches to taste like subway cuz i LOVE subway... thank yoooooooou lol *cough from the cough quiznos cough hater cough* by the way i like the moooooooooon

[adi1096]

wait so ur saying subways' meat tastes like meat run over by a truck wow u need to go to 5th grade again u spelled meat wrong.

and u said cough from the cough?? wtf quiznos cough hater cough is it like some kind of virus going on there

[TTCTrickyTheClown]

I'm not even sure what you are arguing about, but if you're going to bash somebody for spelling, take the damn time to spell your own post right.

[IRockTheBest95]

that other comment above was supposed to be a reply to you lol so yea .... read it

[eusiron]

Quiznos slut.

[qwertyqwertybob]

Fucking hell I love this advert.

[onyxbrother5]

why mess with the truth? hehehuuueuUUUUhehhhe.

[GuyCC]

Her friend looks so awkwardly ashamed to be there, like she's silently saying "Yes. My friend is a whore."

[pinoymetalfan]

Shit, like she doesn't agree with her, either.

[mindf1ow]

LOL good one GuyCC

[TheHamofMam]

lolz!!!!!

[pppie123]

LOL

[jdrocks134]

lol, that lady is fucked up!

[MrCAWS]

aw man she a whore love long time lol

[10696223]

bitch is a dike!

[lizMcliz]

"EEYEHEEHEH!"

[ttori0117]

omg lol!

[blaze4128]

lol cant stop watching!

[itsmandydammit]

ahahhahaahahaha

her laugh in slow mo is greaaat

[Berserkfang666]

Dude I literally was laughing so hard after reading your comment. XD

[FFmaxx]

i can see your not where women are getting their meat from lol

[EmperorBohe]

LOL

[sonyoshi813]

hahahahahahahaha!!!

[godscuttingyoudown]

i don't think they were refering to the meat in the sandwich

[mindf1ow]

lol agreed

[Sportyak67]

Another uploading of this? There's like so many spoofs of this