Christian Side Hug Review

[Azwar3]

God committed genocide and Jesus threatened people with an eternity in hell, but if the clothes on the outside of a boob touches your chest when you hug someone. . . in fact don't even go there you fucking impure piece of shit.

[yellowpokadot321]

Oh my god you are my hero be my friend.

[quinthe1st]

Omg, you gave me so many lolz.

Are lolz impure too? I wonder...

[CaptainOmarful]

What IS so impure about sex?

[tommymonsternz]

@CaptainOmarful christians are pretty good at making things up to suit their insane beliefs.

[Howzertard]

I started dieing at 3:18. Thanks boog!

[ZzMitchChannelzZ]

lol I feel bad for christians because other christians make them look like retards. Keep your people on the kool leash and for god sake fuck somebody please, u need it ;)

[HurikaneElSwiss]

i am going to blog you and your review!

I LOVE IT ! !

[1mykea]

@petacavanagh Rotflmao Nice, but you havent heard of the Christian air hug

[PianaGlass]

are you the fat nerd of the memes?

[Haloninjahoho]

Really,,,,,,, I'm Christian and this is just dumb. It's not like I'm hugging a girl and then were having sex . Plus, really good Christian way to end the video with mass murder, are street shootings Christian now?

[sladoner]

the song is so fucking stupid i am a cristian and all the cristian people i ever meet ive never seen people side hug or even talk about side hugging

[Jhelvie15]

@sladoner how are you a christian and you say the f word and dont even know how to spell christian?

[Cameron11111111111]

If you get sexual feelings from front hugging or holding hands your either really perverted and horny or you seriously need help.

[TheBaryonyx]

STOP PUSHING YOUR GLASSES UP YOUR FACE

[TheLandocommando33]

why would you do that to people🔞

[616hybrid]

just so you know... this IS satire. they're parodying the christian side hug. only problem is people DID take this song too seriously...

just sayin'.

[boom1headsh0t]

feel free to go to this video ""Rediculous! Christian side hug with lyrics!"" its pretty funny, and i posted like 17 major flaws in their "rap-argument"

[narfboy93]

The song is not serious, they made a second one that is pretty obviously for shits and giggles. I believe the group also have a couple albums out that are more comedic

[waltervideotapes]

I don't think he's hugged any girls in many years.

[dangdangBB]

boobie tits lol

[GimmickInfringement]

In the immortal words of Bill Hicks, you know what causes sexual thoughts? Having a dick.

[searchn4atheistjesus]

@GimmickInfringement Bravo. Anyone who knows Bill Hicks is a good man.

[raptoresque]

@searchn4atheistjesus Anyone who says 'Bravo' in a serious context is a cunt.

[searchn4atheistjesus]

@raptoresque I am sure you have a completely logical reason for that comment.

[raptoresque]

@searchn4atheistjesus nah i was just being a dick

[petacavanagh]

I cut my penis off and attached it to my hip. Your move Christians.

[Volcarona32]

@petacavanagh Well played, infidel. Well played.

[drumsTedBrothers]

@petacavanagh hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! That's freakin' hysterical!

[petacavanagh]

@drumsTedBrothers lol thanks

[bassphemy]

More videos of you being serious, please.

[kateg1227]

You still get some side boob action when you side hug. Side. Boob.

[wushumon88]

dude you made my day, i cant stop laughing. I got you on the bookmark tab so I can watch this again. !!!!

[dakok]

LOL ^^

[therushboss22]

i didnt give a fuck what you were talking about, you were just funny as shit. mad snaps, keeps it up

[shadow1566]

what ya talking about??? They are saying they shoot people for jesus, its coupled with the line about how the dude who front hugs will be "riding home in a coma". 0_0 (btw, I only typed the first thing that way because I wanted to do a like smiling tilted-back-head voice so people wouldn't mistake it for me yelling. just saying I don't normally type like an internet fag.)

[Volcarona32]

@shadow1566 Such hypocrites, aren't they? :/

[Brandonapprove]

remember to practice safe hugs

[ArronLegend]

yo that was wack thay need to take that rap back

[Dropkickwalrus2]

I...I don't want to know.

[Jaid11111]

So I cant hug a girl... WTF dude im not going to rape her if i hug her... Gosh

[jeremiebergeron]

FYI - it was a parody. See the article in the Chicago tribune from 2009-11-30. The reporter spoke to the writer and lead performer, Ryan Pann. (Google: chigago tribune christian side hugs)

[qweorpjmqwe]

Artistic license ... Momma rhymes with Coma ... oh , wait, it doesn't.

[p0tazzium]

You're fat.

[Bugbejuschrist1]

@p0tazzium And you're gay :)

[iTheMocx]

This Christian Side Hug "Song" Wants The World To Be Filled With Fake Thug Pansies.

My 2 Cents

[xJoeEDangerouslyx]

@iTheMocx But they're the rough riders!

[iTheMocx]

@xJoeEDangerouslyx Does You Knoez Definition Of "Ruff Rider" ? o.0

[xJoeEDangerouslyx]

@iTheMocx They're filled up with Christ's love... YO!

[iTheMocx]

@xJoeEDangerouslyx I Like How You Ignore My Question, And A Ruff Rider Has To Do With Someone Having Sex, So If Theyre Preaching About Side Hugs And Being Ruff Riders, Theyre Being Quite Two Faced, YO!

[nymetsfan912]

When I watch the side hug video I can't help but stare at it with my mouth wide open because I'm so shocked that these people are serious. They think they are so hard and if you listen to some of the audiences reactions, they think so too. I was born catholic but I don't give a fuck about religion. You Christians are so ridiculous with your overzealous beliefs. I been fuckin chicks in the ass since I was six and a half but I have a good heart. If there is a god he will be happy that I enjoyed m

[nymetsfan912]

Hey Cutiepie, god will not forgive you for the beastiality you have committed on your family dog. Peanut butter on your fur burger is not an alternative to premarital sex.

[Vertigo9907]

Dude, you're awesome - amazing points, and funny execution. xD

[FarmerMcCool]

YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON. SEX ME.

[gxrcix525]

Now I ask for cristian side hugs and grab the girls ass xD

[lancetop]

Everyone knows that preachers' daughters are the biggest hussies out there.

[lancetop]

It took me quite a while to figure out if Side Hug was serious, a joke, a parody or what (!) Then I heard it's for real!  That's the most awkward and bizarre thing I've ever seen on youtube.

[kaitheepic]

THANK GODDESS IM WICCAN :DDDDD

[MrSureno0213]

go jack off fat fuck

[Nexavious]

Are you going to play SW:TOR?

[cutiepie143xoxo]

GODS GOING TO PUNISH YOU DEEPLY FOR THIS VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!! but i will pray for u bcuz the bible says to pray for everybody even if u dont like them. i hope jesus softens your heart and you will maybe someday get saved. i will pray for you

[tuck5649]

@cutiepie143xoxo You are such a judgmental jackass! Go hug yourself.

[cutiepie143xoxo]

im a christain dont go and say we hug weird! we hug like anybody else were not diffrent. and yes we shouldnt b hugging in front bcuz JUST LIKE ANYBODY ELSE your body parts are touching and boys start thin ing things and girls do too and in the ten commandments it says not to have sex b4 marriage and being a hormonal teenager thinking bout our bodys touching makes it very tempting. JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER TEEN BOY AND GIRL! how about you get a bible and read it, you WILL change your mind. i promiss

[thesasoriphoenix]

@cutiepie143xoxo The 10 commandments only mentions adultery. Going by Bible verses, the belief that we should save ourselves for marriage came from Genesis 38:6-10 When Onan was obligated by law to get his late brother's wife Tamar pregnant, but spilled his seed instead and God killed him for it. And Deuteronomy 20:13-20 commands the deaths of women that are discovered no to be virgins when they get married. Please take your own advice and read your Bible . . . from cover to cover.

[FarmerMcCool]

@cutiepie143xoxo Trolls be trollin'.

[nerdsacklicker]

and you cant have sexual feeling or what ever which meens you cant think about having sex with them because thinking about it in gods eyes is the same as doing it

[nerdsacklicker]

i hug them hard from the back and yesi give them a little shove to send them on there way

[SAInomyKO]

haha, if you listen to the music in the back. it's the imperial march.

[YHVHohNo1]

Funny XD

[someone9906]

It does say to populate the earth

[someone9906]

Just so u know im christian & these guys r fucking dumbasses, i mean in the bible it says nothing about hugging or kissing.

[livluvlaff11]

lol you look like you live with your mother!!

and judging from that racy picture above your bed, it looks like you have no girlfriend

just saying...

:P

[RadikL3]

Okay. it isnt a sin to hug frontways. nowhere in the bible will you find this. however impure thought is. it just depends on the person ( some people might be more dirty minded than others, which in that case side hugging might not be a bad idea lol) but simply hugging from the front is not a sin, as long as you dont start uhhh....imagining things haha

[bactrian89]

Who's the girl on the wall? :p

[JasonMichealFranz]

your pubes are meeting each other!  lol rotfflmfao

[wilsondanar]

Dude, you're going to be a virgin forever with those side hugs, believe me.

[KingWasabe777]

please dont say u have used "ruff rider condoms" because we all know \you havent and the video never became funny to me.

[KingWasabe777]

the review and the side hug song are both gay please dont do this again

[Voroxhunter48]

i dont get it . i never saw anything in the bible about hugging being a sin. as far as i know, its just a way to show love to someone. it doesnt have to involve sexual thoughts. i wouldnt know because no one has ever hugged me...ever...

[ashstan100]

@Voroxhunter48 i would hug you ;)

[Weissnung]

The fact that Christians believe hugging could present a pressing moral dilemma simply proves my point that religion is a neurosis.

[cloudedbyagony]

I'm going to have side sex with as many christian girls as possible.



[atmmachine11]

You are awesome dude ahahah

[atmmachine11]

I think they are making chirstians look bad. I mean wtf its a damn hug!

[ZodiacK001]

Hahahahahahahaha

[MrDonkey400]

lol there was a religious ad next to this video

[theLOLsincorporated]

I don't Christian side hug.  I embrace people with my boner.

[TAC00CAT89]

@theLOLsincorporated nice jo copying rwj

[DaN1el96]

@theLOLsincorporated rwj fan

[moumita2007]

@theLOLsincorporated thats 69 likes

[GamerDude197]

@theLOLsincorporated LOL u have 69 thumbs

[fuckeduplolipop]

ive allways hugged in front and i can honestly say ive never got a damn boner, you cant win with some people

[wolfsteal11]

i'm just shocked by both the video and......... him but i not "trollin" "PROPERTY WORD OF RWJ."

[youngwiseman4]

What's up Y to the O to the U to the TUBE!! 

[youngwiseman4]

3:18 facial expression......... HILARIOUS

[XxxDarkPunkAngelxxxX]

ok so.. in the song it ok to:

1.put a person in a coma

2. keep adopting billions of babys

3.hug someone from the front

ok so now my conclusion is...

CHRISTIANS FUCKED UP THE HUG AND THEY HAD A GODDAMN STUPID MIND!!!!

and what are u saying dosent make sense dude, one thing jesus never said said in the bible that hugging upfront isnt a sin! the only sins that we do and the ones that we break from the bible so "Christian Side Hug" is nothing but a load of gibaresh.

kill me ¬¬

[hannesH3]

Christian extremist hugs from the side, i think we'll survive!

[westfourtwenty]

I've been getting front hugs, lately. Last night, it was from this hot Asian girl that was working the bar of the Queen Mary (Long Beach, CA). Oh my.. she was beautiful and her boobies pressed up against me pretty firmly. Hell, I never fail to ask the girls that work at Hooters for hugs. :) You'd be surprised how many of them will give you a nice firm hug. Just ask.

[kuhriss]

I think people sidehug you because you're so fat

[LordScrambles]

I like how the music in the video is totally stolen from Star Wars.

[Fighterjock01]

the issue I have with it is that no where in the Bible does it say that a front hug is a sin. They are people who are leading people down the wrong path.

[Drowfighter7]

if someone tried to side hug my id punch em in the ballz

[PEAKTYMEZBLUD]

Beating some one until they are in a coma is very christian.. Calling some one's mom (for an obvious reason) is very christian.. Being a "rough rider" is very christian.. Including gunshots and police sirens in that kind of song in VERY christian.. But hugging somebody like a normal person in a regular way is SOOOO bad because you may get sexual urges (but quote "calling your momma" and most likely using those sexual urges is no big deal right?)

P.S. I'm Agnostic

[remixed50]

if you want a amazing rap listen to eminem!

[TheRottenSandwhich]

Are*

[TheRottenSandwhich]

JUST HUG THEM FROM THE FRONT! GOODNESS GRACIOUS! SO MUCH CONTROVERSY! Christian Side Hugs ate just ridiculous. Give anybody in your family a "Christian Side Hug." Watch them fucking slap you.

[Vaasu97]

he defenitly lives with his mom

[MetaIIer]

Hey Farme dont ta yelle!

[eatlamps]

side hug? just another reason to hate the church :)

[KarikoUniko]

*Atheist front hug* Cause I'mma tall bastard :P

[KikyoChanXD]

@KarikoUniko *Pagan Glomp*

PWNED! XD

[AdinasBeauty]

@KikyoChanXD Because everyone loves pagans. lol

[HiImRussell]

thumbs up for the princess leia poster

[jinxme454]

ok so this "chistian side hug" crap is so annoying. I mean just because you give a person a full frontal hug does not mean you have sexual urges. i mean seriously. for all you thinking this is giid and the right thing to do ill have you know that anyone and everyone i hug, i give them a full frontal hug. NO SEXUAL URGES UNLESS IM MAKING OUT WITH THE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get a life. you're making us christians look bad

[Cocalne05]

@jinxme454 It's not that bad. Don't get offended over this. It's just some christians end up doing side hugs. I'm christian and I give frontal, side, back hugs. It's a hug so in my opinion it's no big deal. There are a lot worse things that they do to make christians look bad. This is quite minor if you ask me.

[droopy178]

in all honesty im tired of hearing about christianity, why do people put it out there so damn much, i have my religion its catholic, im happy and content with my religion, i beleive, but i dont fucking write songs, and "rough ride for christ". why do most all, "MOST" not all christians, but most have to use their religion, christianity, as an exuse for things and ways around things. its annoying as hell.

[theknucklehead92]

Nowgo side hug your grandma see if she does not beat your ass..........I'll wait

[TysonCooley]

I get a lot of flak for being a christian because there's stupid people out there making us all look bad. I'm gonna go do some rough riding while beating a child into a coma. Peace out.

[blastofo]

your rant is way too long. try to be more concise.

[ann202124]

man i love you your so awesome!!!

[GatecrasherSlim]

fuck you're boring.

[rabadooda]

A good Christian (or a decent human being even) is supposed to have something called SELF-RESTRAINT. By the same logic as these cretinous Christians, men and women shouldn't even be allowed to come into contact with each other in case they begin to have "sexual urges". What a bunch of buffoons.

[MeatCloud]

Hey Boogs, was a little late in finding this video... however, it could just be my favourite.

Thanks to your rough riding 'tude.

Nice.

[apache2394]

What i find funny is the gun shots and police sirens in the beginning of the song...so frontal hugging is wrong....but murder is all good?

[xXxXGRIFFXxXx]

booby tits?

[xXxXGRIFFXxXx]

nice leia poster dude

[NaliTikva]

Oke I taught the song was funny but after you explained that about "a rough rider" I didn't like it any more.

That's mayor blasphemy :(.

Also I don't agree with the thing that front hugging is bad.

[dropmeoffinharlem]

owwwwwwwwww! prude much? am i wrong or is riding rough totally cool? also blasphemy is totally cool, baaaam

[NaliTikva]

@dropmeoffinharlem

What is wrong with being prude?

What would be cool about riding rough?

Blasphemy isn't cool!

[rancorx]

.... i used to frontal hug my grandma .... and you know what ..... i don't think it ever made me horny

[TheTwistertjuh]

i like his poster :P (on the right)

[GuslulYvy]

hah this is funny

[stoneythecameraman]

he aint giving no christian side hugs with that poster on his right

[freereg29]

comic book guy

[oldfool666]

lmao Peter Griffin syndrome 

[CleverFeverIAmOne]

I'm a christian. anddd I do not side hug. oops. going to hell now. .0.0

[gta747]

look up "new christian side hug 2010 eg conference" and tell me that that crowd of such a young age group would be the likely target for a "parody"

[icantfindausername13]

@gta747 Ohhhhhhh I already have one... "Christian Side Fuck"

[benjames711]

So here's the skinny. Think parody with a grain of wisdom. It's promoting an idea, not a law of God, in a sarcastic way. As a Christian I can both laugh at the ridiculousness of it and understand that these are people who are not caught up in legalistic ideas, while at the same time think "side hugging is not a bad idea to promote pure thinking. "

[MonkeyMoviesr]

you're really really fat

[JeepYJJunkie]

@MonkeyMoviesr Troll, get outta here. We don't care how fat he is. You're probably just as fat. Run away little troll. Run under your little bridge and masturbate.

[intolerance100]

@JeepYJJunkie Best comment ever!

[JeepYJJunkie]

@intolerance100 Thank you.

[crowtrobot2000]

While I agree with you, the first thing I thought of as I saw your video is "He looks like the comic book guy on the Simpsons!"

[Collyboy34]

We all know you dont hug girls...

[ADozenWiltedRoses]

If the mere act of frontal hugging corrupts your mind, that makes me a bloody whore.

[Digga1221]

I saw this "music" video...yeah...people like the weirdo "side-hug" people make me embarrassed to admit I'm a Christian...

[Cocalne05]

@Digga1221 Lol that's pretty bad. You shouldn't be embarrassed of what you are unless you aren't.

[Digga1221]

@Cocalne05 It just that it's one more weird thing, y'know? I mean, that comment by eatlamps right up there: "just another reason to hate the church :)". That's the kind of stuff I get. I say "I'm a Christian." Response: "You're one of those weird funeral-picketing, rapture-preaching people?"....

[Cocalne05]

@Digga1221 There are ignorant people in this world, that is inevitable. All you can do is ignore them. Not everyones opinion matters after all. (At least in my view) Don't make idiots such as the ones you've mentioned make you feel strange about being who you are. I'm proud to be a christian. You should too. =)

[gilliahhn]

Since when do pubes "meet" when you hug someone??

PLEASE STOP HUGGING PEOPLE WHILE YOU'RE NAKED, YOU CREEP!

[lilmannkyle]

so itz not okay to hug somone frm the front but it iz okay to knock thm into a coma if thy do so?!??

[UFOhunter4711]

@Jrmitch9 technically Santa was

[TommWith2Ms]

@UFOhunter4711 jesus probably was too but we made up fantacies about both of them, the main differences is we outgrow santa in a lifetime its taking us alot longer to outgrow jesus

[vamper128]

go back under your bridge

[michael616joaquin]

ahhhhhhhhh yeaaaa lol

[PaintedLadder]

If that's one of the finest pieces of art you've ever seen in your life, then man am I sorry for you

[headinclouds100]

fake and gay theres no way this guy culd be a virgin just look at tht poster

[Jrmitch9]

Jesus didn't hug anyone because he's not real.. Like Santa :)

[Highice007]

Love your Princess Leia Poster, and love the vid! Epic Win.

[Rocktecho]

ITS COMIC BOOK GUY FROM THE SIMPSONS!

[AnFPSFanatic]

hmm art... like the picture of the girl behind you? Does that provoke your thoughts? lol

[xXSoulCandyXx]

i hug my boyfriend frontways and im christian. but no one has come to put me in a coma yet

[Phillythekid86]

@xXSoulCandyXx that's right... YET. They're watching you baby!

XD

[gizmomon1234567]

@xXSoulCandyXx same but i hug my gf

[Phillythekid86]

@xXSoulCandyXx you better start doing the sidehug with him, or they WILL come for your ass.... These guys are serious.

[ThatRavenGirl]

I love you, lonely man. You make me happy. And kinda remind me of Kevin Smith.

[OceanPeace3]

I think that the "Christian Side Hug" video is HILARIOUS. And this video is not.

And I'm a proud Christian. I don't take things like that video so seriously. You giggle and you move on.

[MomoYukizawa]

wtf this is stupid....the "christan side hug" shit is so retarded i think it's the most rediculous christian arguement so far.......impure would be jackin off with the girl right there watchin ya or fuckin humpin some one just cuz of a hug.....i'm a girl btw...if you think this is retarded as well vote up!

[acamp1995]

I find it funny watching theists try to develop new ways to indoctranate kids... Lets face it, they are genetically destined to suck and fail at everything they do.

They are against hugging someone face to face because it is sexual... somehow... But I am pretty sure at some point in their song they say that they will beat anyone hugging (like a normal, non-mentally damaged person) into a coma.

Basically... these guys endorse violence but they are against hugging. Can you see the irony here?

[rashca98]

your so cool im gonna gain 700 pounds and play warcraft all day just to be like u!

[CephlestosGhost]

@cybertiberium

sar·casm (särkzm)

n.

1. A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound.

[CephlestosGhost]

I totally just subscribed to your channel after watching this vid. I found your vid in the "suggestions" section after watching the Christian Side Hug vid cause a friend shared it on facebook.

I swear one of the guys grabbed his crotch several times during his rap and at least one of them was pumping their crotch forward. I guess crotch grabbing and forward pelvic thrusts are Christlike.