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  • gross, they're cumming?

  • 32 zombies hit the dislike :o

  • you knailed it!

  • @Deadeyedylan how long did this take for you to actually make the video?

  • Just to let everyone know the books virus is fake. However that does not mean there aren't other ways for people to become "zombies". Also I say get this book anyway the information and survival Technics will come in handy for a zombie outbreak or a war. whatever is the first to happen if things get bad enough this book WILL help even if not for zombies.

  • The melasters are at the park so dont go and play frizzbe :)

  • 6:00 wtf was that..

  • When i watched this i was like OMFG! HE JUST DEFACED THE BOOK! BASTARD! lolz XD

  • are you 20 now? to: lead character of this video with my three favorite songs. how did you know these were my favorite songs too? please respond back to my channel. don't watch my superidiot videos thought.

  • How brutal was that first zombie encounter, huh??

  • SAD!

  • 29 zombies disliked this

  • donde compro este libro en mexico?

    where buy this book in mexico ?

  • thumbs up if you have this book

  • @zelda981 I am going to actually get it.

  • to survive a zombie attack dont speand time reading. fucking blow their heads off

  • You have a giant ear on the wall and believe in zombies. Will you marry me?

  • i like how some one just got chomped on by a zombie at 6:49 and no one notices :D funny

  • How many of us have a dad that would make a Zombie video with us?

  • Your Father is in the other room turning into a zombie, GTFO already

  • Funny! :P

    

  • @Breakerace6 Yes it is an entertaining read, even found in the Humor section. But he did base all of his "facts and figures" from actual survival manuals. Half of the stuff can be found in the Army Field Manual, I personally found a few things in my Eagle Scouts handbook that were very simmilar to the survival tips in the book, such as cooking, medical, and improvisational weapons and tools. Sure it's suppose to be for entertainment, but it does have some survival value, even if it is for fun.

  • almost 10,000 people said in real life that in the future, they are coming!! And you better be ready! Like 4 people said that to me.

  • lol that was awkward to watch >.<

  • Remember when you go to your youtube page and there wasn't an advertisement at the top of the page?

    Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

    Remember when there wasn't advertisements that never go away?

    Remember you couldn't have a limit to favorites?

    Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

    Remember when we could rate stars not like?

    WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!

    Post this in every video and lets start a youtube riot

    Thumbs up so this is on top

  • as fun as this book is to read it is entertainment. if you actually used it as a survival guide and followed the rules in it you would more than likely be very undead very fast. Mr. Brooks is a writer, not a survival expert.

  • @175manbearpig i got mines a borders bookstores its in every mall if your not is the usa maybe idk

  • dude u were just drawing scrbbly line but i guess its cool :P add meh

  • The Organization Dedicated to Zombie Awareness is now recruiting members. ODZAS is a website based around facts to help you better understand why and how the zombie apocalypse will occur. We also provide information to help you be one of the world's last survivors with numerous survival tips and scenarios. Are you prepared for the end of humanity?

  • First of all, At 5:58 THAT WAS HORRIBLE! It made me facepalm because of this. I can tell the "zombie" is smiling when you "WEAK" Hit him! You should of hit him like a man, you weak nerd! And at the beginning, your dad was a horrible actor! So, you get 0/5 Part 2 better be better, nerd!

  • @Rotneybot shut you twat it was pretty good. I 'd like see you do better, oh I forgot you probably couldn't get out of your chair.

  • @MyCod5killer Shut up fag

  • @Rotneybot lol some people are so dum these days LOL

  • I was mugged on the way home from work and one of them bit me.

  • ............accidentally watched second part first.

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  • RUBBISH ACTING

  • nerds....

    

  • OMG!!! Thay book is awesome!!! its just so detailed and no you idiot if you even read the book it was like 20 hours before you comeback

  • OMG!!! Thay book is awesome!!! its just so detailed

  • ok the best part of this video is at 6:35 *its a bludgeon, WTF is a bludgeon?* hahahah other then that this is so shitty and horrible acting.

  • and your friend/bro sounds drunk

  • you kinda started off the movie to fast

  • hahaha you suck

  • im sorry but ur dad he is....(dramatic pause)

    a bad actor

  • @scps2 And thats the good news!

  • WTF

  • Terrible acting... sorry

  • fail but that was funny

  • HA!HA! your dad is dead ! 

  • horribe killing seen

  • @rock50003 *scene

  • no offence but your dads coughing was horible

  • WHEN YOUR DAD WAS COUGHING I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING. LOL

  • are the all high or somthing

  • i watched the first 12 seconds and thought "Hey this might be allright! Wait. Never mind"

  • Check out DillonTjernlunds channel to see seriously good zombie survival videos.

    They're truely awesome.

    The username is Dillontjernlund

  • Wow, you guys, ARE NERDS! HORRIBLE ACTING, Wow, you guys are WEAK!

  • I want a zombie apocalypse to happen so bad... Argh. Not the best video either... I'm making one soon.

  • fight sean + him + zomby= COMPLET FAILURE i have seen better fight seans for 5 year olds!

  • @rionthecool I've seen better spelling from 2 year olds.

    Fight SCENE + him + ZOMBIE = COMPLETE failure. I have seen better fight SCENES FROM 5 year olds. You dickhead.

  • @rionthecool Five year olds can also spell scene. :/

  • I just want to say a wide open space verse an enclosed area where zombies can burst through the windows or walls at any moment hmmm which is better? the ability to see something coming from a mile away or being trapped like a rat in a cage? page 92 is stupid

  • you shouldve really hit that kid at 6:00.

  • Dude I need to get this book and get a heavy power truck , weapons ammunition and some real friends that have read the book and watch Romero's movies.

  • @JCGuevara02 Romero and Max Brooks are AWesome

  • @JCGuevara02 dont get a truck the are loud and will lure more zombies, travel lightwieght and on foot. Even with a good supply of gas and guns the roads will be filled with cars and then the trunk will be too heavy to cary in the end screwing u over

  • I don't know but if I were you, I'd LOL when my dad would go like that :P

  • what happen to his dad ripped the bong to hard

  • i bought the zombie survival guide but in red

  • best wepons is a sniper that has been silenced a pistol, crobar to stab/hook/open doors and a silenced assult rifle like the ak 47 or even just a hunti rifle and travel in a small gorup

  • i have my supplies, my guns, my 5000 dollar katana, i also have a Land Rover Defender with bullet proof glass and internal plating so i think i should be fine. I was in the army for about 5 years so i think that is going to help

  • lol

  • dont forget the shot guns r slow to reload

  • @slayercheese111 Good thinking

  • M1A4 Silenced or a crowbar...

  • @Seanwashere6 both as a combo and if possible a machette and a 45. Auto

  • if u read the whole survival guide would get that a shotgun of any kid would be a bad idea.why u ask?because the loud bang t would make would attract more zombies.wen it attracts them they make loud moaning noises witch attracts even MORE zombies in a never ending cycle.best weapon in my opinion would be crow bar or machete.only use loud weapons if u have a quick get away and or if ure in a rural area cuz if ure in a city ure skrewed

  • best weapon against zombies is shotgun

  • actually a machete would be becaue its light, easy to swing, and can be remove from a zombie fast. shotgun would be okay though

  • yea maybe in boxhead shot guns suck

  • @ENZOMAN12 slow reload and bulky ammo. If used keep less rounds than your primay weapon a semi-Auto Rifle and a sidearm such as a 45. Auto

  • u got a pretty cool dad :)

  • ive been bittn by some one *cough* uhg

  • Don't take this personal but sooner or later im gonna have to shoot you in the head. HAHA

  • Really, a park would be a bad place to hold up? Sure, it' s wide open, but there's plenty of space for people, bedding space and supply space.

  • @emjcohen More people the more havoc the guide clearly states that the less people you travel with the better. If in a small group you shoul take refuge in a house or a warehouse. Even in large numbers if in a park asleep or not you need to have as little exits. You should have 2 perferably one for them to come through and one to escape from. The point is to not have many breeches in your fortress.

  • I am currently taking over the world anyone interested in joining need only become my freind and you shall join the cause p.s if you don't join you'll just end up working in the coal mines

  • @sandsiblings2 ill join

  • @kenneth2051 right on

  • this clip is so shit

  • good but coughing isn't a symptom of solanum

  • Nobody said solanum was what killed him |:

    & just because the book doesn't state coughing as a symptom of the virus doesn't mean it isn't a possible side-effect

  • @DannyHeroeCore Good point.

  • some said you gotta love it .... em no you dont ??? the topics good but acting and the actors themselves are plain shit

  • in the book its 20 to 24 hours depending on strength

  • 3:08

    i have that same compaq monitor

  • It actually takes 14 hours for humans to become zombies, but other than tht, it was a rly gd vid :)

    4/5

  • unless they die

  • @kidgodzlla Exactly

  • In the book it says 23 hours

  • 7:03

    "Hey dude uh...anyone notice that (whatever her name is) is lying on the ground?"

  • @OneEyedClover They're in their own little world

  • dude the guy seriously need too stop saying fucking like every 2 seconds

  • such fake acting lol, but you have too love it

  • I've got that book. I thought it just for fun reading, but it does take movie zombies and how to survive it. It's just a joke, but it's a damn good joke if you ask me.

    And it says on page 65, "stay put, stay safe, stay alert." The dude broke that by running out to get them. Fail.

  • rofl 5:56 hollywood style kill.. not

  • Although the chances of a zombie apocalypse are slim, the template is effective for the higher probability of terrorist attack i.e. chemical, viral etc.

  • i belive that tecnology will somehow make a zombie outbreak by not understanding the risks their takeing to move out socioty up

  • the best part was the sound effect of you bashing his head in it was sooo real and reallll and extra real

  • im reading it now

  • LMAO horrible acting from your dad

  • i love that damn book

  • theres actualy a book called that?

    I GOTTA READ IT!

  • Me zombie me like brains me special me smart and able to use compooter

  • should i go for the axe the bat with a nail in it or the crowbar?

  • You should have all of them 1 the crowbar opening doors 2 the axe for getting zombies 3 the nail if you have a hammer but the bat would'nt be right for zombies becuase it breaks easily

  • how the fuck could i carry all of them?

  • The crowbar can work for all those uses, if its big enough.

  • you could carry them with a back pack turned to face the front so zombies won't steal your supplies.

  • why, no, how would a zombie steal fuckin supplies from your back? wouldn't it just eat you?

  • zombies dont steal supplies if they could et behind you they would kil you first chance

  • HOW BOUT A BAT WITH SEVERAL NAILS

  • wouldnt that kill the bat though

  • a bat with nail would be deadly but still has the same chance of cracking in 2 and becoming useless

  • watever

  • How the hell do you calculate when the diesease arrives when u dont even know when it starts from or were it is now!?

  • i never knew you could kill a zombie by not even hitting it LOL

  • indeed those hits wouldnt even kill an insect..

  • The infection will be here....tonight! Holy Plot Convinience!

  • What a convenient start to the movie not even a fucking explanation to why they come haha

  • The page numbers are not correct as he says. Page 101 does not say that zombies rise after 15 seconds.

  • I believe in Zombies they are called Christians.

  • what gives you the right to call us zombies?

  • I do!

  • ITS PEOPLE LIKE U NO ONE LIKES

  • I dont get it what sick joke are u trying to pull on me...?

  • lol animals cant be nfected cos dey tend to stay away from the dead as they have six sense

  • and if they are bitten they die, forever

  • where's the goddamn audio book? Can't find it anymore

  • the b00k, witch i borrowed from my friend, says that zombies come up after 23 hours. not 15 seconds.

  • that is true because they would have to die and then take time to re-animate so yeah that is true

  • Ya. It takes a while 23 hours is the average. Howeve it depends on how close the infected area is to the brain or major arteries. Thats how in WWZ infected could get on planes before reanmating.

  • he did not follow the guide but good movie other wise

  • in the Guide it clearly states animals can be infected but the infected host dies before the solanum can turn them Lol Go nerd power from me >

  • It take about 1-2 days to turn into a zombie and that stick would not be a usefull bludgeon. Also you got the page numbers wrong :P

  • animals cant be infected and turn it say so in the guide

  • animals can be infected and turn it say so in the guide

  • That seems to be the only thing Resident evil left out, what about the cats? and other animals? the only domesticated animal that became a zombie were the dogs. I don't beleive animals should be infected with it only humans.

  • animals can be infected and turn it say so in the gide

  • where can i buy that book??

  • borders and the other bookstores

  • What the **** is so LOL!!!! 5:55

  • well if your in a plane, most likely any where you can land there will eventualy be zombies unless you fly over the sea to the uk. as a btw im in the us. in as trailer youd run out of food and drinking water and die from there.

  • flying is a good idea if ur flying to the uk. the oceans i a kinda good vs bad idea. depending on the size of the boat. killing ur self is only good when ur traped in a room no food no water and theres a mob of zombies out side the door.

  • haha lou reed.

  • well all the zombie wants it to eat you and it will try to walk thru water to do it. if this is your normal infection then the person will be turned by the bit size. if its a small bite or small amount of infected fluid gets in you it will take hours to days. if its a big bite or alot of infected fluid ull turn very fast.

  • the zombie would be bleeding. how else was that person infected? of course the fish would drink the blood. the fish r infected. your fucked

  • zombie wouldnt be bleeding the virus according to the survival guide turns the blood thicker than blood (think of it as jello-ish) and that cannot come out of open wounds in large enough quantities to infect

    secondly fish dont drink water they breath it lol

  • they breath it. they might as well drink it. the fish will have the infection in them. if u even get a tiny bit of any infected fluid in u its only a matter of time b4 u turn. wether its a week or a year. it will still happen.

  • animals cannot get infected if you wanted an infcted fish you might as well get a pirannaha

    ingested infected fluids are instant death not infectious =]

  • the fish cant become zombies but its still deadly to them. they are instant death and if human can be infected and become "zombified". as i think i may have said in my orginal comment ur first drink or bite from the pond would most likely be ur last.

  • you know what when the zombies come for you I will go to lake erie and find you

    deal?

  • dont worrie about me. i have a 43 and a 27 inch swords. i also have a 50 pound cross bow with 17 arrows. i have a surviveal vest good for throw and go. we should form some kind of group here on youtube that will meet at the great lakes (and lake chaplain) once the zombies do come. we will do suplies weapondry and all that good shit once the time comes. even tho every member should prepair. sound good?

  • well if we do meet at the great lakes thats gonna be one hell of a hike for me

    other than that it sounds good I'll just have to travel light

  • ya its going to take a few 100 mile walk (or drive) for me. i can probly steal a atv and make it up there. lake champlain is a while away from me. hopefull by then ill have a drivers licence and a car. of course traveling light is asential to escapeing zombies. message me and we can get a whole mob going. then along with military we can take back this part of the earth.

  • in the guide it says only humans can be infected

  • when did i say an anamal could turn into a zombie? they could have the infection in them but it won't make them a zombie.

  • nr. if a zombie goes in the lake. the lake will have infected blood in it. in other words ur first drink or eat from that lake would be ur last

  • lol

  • Is that really your dad?..cool! lolz

  • lol

  • two things

    1. Never be alone have a small groupe of two is ok but three and four helps alot

    2.Car is ok but make sure no zombies and if your not using a car make sure a zombie can't easily attack you like a bike.