Retsufrash - Arrival in Hell (1/3)

[Roushfan5]

WHO THE FUCK IS MESSING WITH MY VOLUME!?!? oh he has a mac too...

[kite10122]

I ACTUALLY kinda remember this nostalgically. 

[spiderman4112003]

Bollocks

[GmodCaboose56]

I wonder, was this flash game inspired by "The Suffering"?

[AlphaDragon919]

Thanx for choosing apple, NOW LET'S ROCK OUT TO THIS BURNING PILE OF DOG SHIT!! ( the game not the video.)

[chitoryu12]

Wait, where's Timmy?

[chosentonessournotes]

HUM DEE DO DOOO... WHISTLE WHILE YOU'RE IN PRISON.

I'm telling you. Diabetus is completely underrated.

[AeroAtlas]

Chuppa is so annoying. Jar Jar Binks is less agitating...

[NocturneofSerenity]

@Genetic245 Grotty piss-stained toilet, what was your relationship with Rita? Or more accurately, Rita's head, if you will.

[pockypurse]

@NocturneofSerenity The reason it's piss-stained is because he missed, pal.

[NocturneofSerenity]

@pockypurse Now AIH-Man just has to get Chuppa his medicine before he dies...oh crap, he can't move the anvil without a makeshift flamethrower.

[TwitteryAndYou]

My god, I've been in prison for months.

[CandiFan1]

Arrival in grotty, piss-stained Hell.

[Reyson129]

Hmm. I actually can't bring myself to dislike his game. I got to know one of my best friends when he was talking about games, and gave me a lin to a website, one of the games on there being this. Too many good memories :'D

I will say, however, that this game is pretty bad. Red herring items. horrific 'voice-acting', programming glitches and completely dumbshit moments really don't work in its favour. The 'good' parts are only 'good' because they are so bad.

10/10, make more like this.

[TheMightyP00tis]

My grotty piss-stained flash game

[GetsugaTenshoXD]

That insane prisoner reminds me of consuela.

[grottypissedstained]

You and your adjectives.

[TimidOrgy]

That's it. I'm throwing a slumber party next year and calling it My Grotty Piss Stained Birthday.

[GoodbyeBlueMonday9]

I'm not putting my lips on that.

[TheOneFreeMan77]

grotty piss stained toilet

[davidgoesbananas]

Why does he need the extra piece of cloth? He's wearing gloves!

[Zknight7126]

I am cool and talk to myself when I want to do something stupid.

[Esupanitix]

Retsupurae let's playing?

щ(ﾟДﾟщ) I CANNOT COMPREHEND

[HuskyVerbatim]

@Esupanitix Well then you're an idiot. These are the guys that invented LP's, y'know.

[Esupanitix]

@HuskyVerbatim It was a joke. I don't act that stupid on a general basis. Generally, if I end up doing something horribly stupid, it's likely a joke.

[HuskyVerbatim]

@Esupanitix That's an awfully convenient excuse.

[Esupanitix]

@HuskyVerbatim Actually, it's true. I was joking around because it actually seemed inevitable after seeing the shitload of OverCommentaries (A commentary about a commentary while that commentary is playing in the background) on the channel.

But still, stupidity is rare from me if it isn't a joke.

[Goldbloodeddragon]

@Esupanitix don't worry, i believe you <3

[katalashkablak]

страшная всёже игруха!

[pentfixion]

Gotta collect 25 packs of cigs before ya fight the hellbeast.

[themisanthropex]

@pentfixion Who does he think he is? Cobra?

[moccamonster]

@themisanthropex Reference to Dead to Rights, haha. The main character has to get 25 packs of cigarettes before someone will help him escape prison.

And it's as tedious as it sounds...

[ADBHLS]

10:18

I just realized the numbers on the prisoner's shoulder are flipped around.

[grottypissedstained]

I love Diabetus's goofy voice.

[Linkeh24]

He's still in jail because he couldn't make it to speed level 4.

[MisterSkavato]

@Linkeh24 Arrival in Hell would be a million times better if the main character was Jack Slate.

[WinnerTakeAllBLAGOPS]

You know your australian when you refer to a comb as lowly.

[Goldbloodeddragon]

I swear to god I first played this when I was 10, and I spent 15 minutes in the cell because I had no clue how to do it.

[CommanderMantis]

I hope Chupa gets his own spinoff game someday.

[Pedrorockrb]

nossa meu caralho se demora mt

[Chazo333]

The guy who made this is one of the people who commented on the Godlimations Trilogy!

[SlamminWolfgang]

Ten people were defiantly a grumpy Gus.

[Dadge42]

Well, let's just dive right in.

*splash*

*buzz*

*squirt*

Excuse me.

[momoandmiz]

Grotty piss stained dislikes

[JanitorAntisocial]

That toilet didn't get cleaned. What the hell was Diabetus talking about?

I guess playing shitty flash games causes you to hallucinate at times.

[loggancun]

to funny. almost chocked on my tea!

[EponymousKid]

How does a toilet actually become stained with piss? Does he get it all over the seat and not bother to clean it up, or something? Or is his urine sticky and gel-like?

And how would you comb a beard like that? It looks like he just hasn't shaved in a week.

[grendelee]

@EponymousKid ......it gets piss on it. And it stains it.

[EponymousKid]

@grendelee Naturally, but why wouldn't you clean it off? Getting it inside the bowl means it gets flushed away, anyway.

[grendelee]

@EponymousKid because they are messy criminals?

[Acestrike69]

There is one reason i like this game, if it wasn't for it I'd never would have discovered retsupruae!

[redakdal]

what I don't get is why all these NG have to make there characters "move up and down" to show that there alive

there are alot of great games in point and click that DO NOT MOVE AT ALL

monkey island, king quest etc all even the 3d ones DO NOT MOVE UP AND DOWN

it doesnt give them more alive like, all you really need is a 3-4 interval of them blinking

[grendelee]

@redakdal I think theyre supposed to be playskool toys with accordians in them. Like toystory.

[redakdal]

@grendelee but you mean if toy story was piece of fucking shit that was made by a 17 year old in there basement right?

[IQbrew]

Ah, I've played this game many years ago.

It still sucked.

[HelpfulYoshi]

My Grotty Piss Stained Comment

[ElfOfJapan]

While you guys are in prison you should find Timmy.

[TheProjectMJ]

You guys rock! :DDDDD

[Sunamiwater]

Australia literally IS a prison.

History lesson: back when it was a colony of England, they sent their prisoners there.

[CasualVideoGamer]

@Sunamiwater That showed THEM..... wait.

[Iguana875]

@Sunamiwater That is just fucking cruel! I mean, sending prisoners to their own fucking giant island with a weather that doesn't suck balls and kangaroos all over the place. England was worst than Nazi Germany in those days.

[lich109]

I think it's only flammable burning blood, if you think of it that way the game is much better.

[RichterBelmont12]

8:40 Funny as Hell....Cracks Me Up everytime.

[DarkknightChris]

While this is an average point and click game, the remake is horrible. The walking is worse, he takes forever to get from point B to point B. You can make him do a moonwalk. Another problem is the talking cutscenes, after saying their lines, the characters mouths move for a full minute. Last, switching between look, touch, and speak is annoying.

[Metabadd]

@DarkknightChris Wait, there was a remake?

Or are you talking about the sequel?

[DarkknightChris]

@Metabadd Look up Arrival in Hell on Newgrounds. It will have a 1 on the end the title while orignal don't have the 1.

[kingbooforums]

lol he is using a mac.

[PiecesofEternity]

Achievement Unlocked: Proper Grooming

[bloodrunsclear]

Wow, the beta for The Suffering was pretty crap O_o

[thehumanbirdie]

@bloodrunsclear

I know thats what I thought it was like xD

[lilbuzz2000]

that's not the real version he'd had a scar

[inferno232]

It's no Asylum, sadly.

[jigsawfbi]

Wat does breaking the fourth wall mean

[RandomPerson8492]

@jigsawfbi It's a reference to theater. There are the three physical walls of the stage, then a metaphorical fourth that separates the actors and audience. Breaking the fourth wall is where an actor speaks to, acts with, or otherwise acknowledges the presence of an audience.

[xWhiteClaudiax]

Is it just me, or was the animation with the prison guard actually BETTER in the first game than it was in the second?

[Hikari4456]

Hey bud You are slow making it.

[DaedricLavaWhiskey]

oh my god i laughed my ass off

[Gazooki69]

I can't believe they retconned the grotty pissed-stained Toilet in Maverick Arrival in Hell 2 X!

[TonyBranston]

I think I prefer the visual style of this too the sequel.

[BigJuicyx3]

That's a fine looking deodorant can....

[MrRetlav]

Haha isnt it funny? hahaha *your in jail* hahahahahayoukilled so many people......

Loved the video xD

[TimeDawg]

Yeah. Acting. And stuff.

[SuperJJLP]

The funny part is that there is a second one. Please do a retsufrash of it.

[FaxanaduJohn]

@SuperJJLP Looks like you got your wish, man!

[RobGrix]

Remade it on Newgrounds.

Fun fact : It's worse.

The only fun in this game : in the first scene, click to the bottm left constantly, until the game crashes and then it will flash every cutscene in the game after it asks to stop the Flash script or not.

[Gight77]

@RobGrix my god i know

the guys who remade it just kept some of the original scenes in the game

buffoonery, i say

[Reyson129]

Arrival in Hell > Twilight

I'm not even kidding.

[SenseiLeRoof]

@Reyson129 That's not saying much.

My grotty, piss-stained toilet > Twilight.

[MayuZane]

The art in this game is just so bad

I mean, look at those people's heads.

[funkymonkey0426]

i just figured out why they puslate....its so obvius....they have breast cancer...DUH!!!

[alek21496]

ya he got a scare i think thats probably about it.

[dunkelbaul]

retards

[samusarans]

Good news everyone! This game has been kinda remade, except there's no difference!

[UberRusty]

@samusarans There is too a difference! The remake is about 20% shittier. Seriously, how do they remake a game and make it WORSE?

[jet4212006]

everyone request them to do the Arrival in hell 2

[MaskedMiasma]

GOIN TO THE HALLWAY DUEP DE DURP

[kutterkirby]

Ahahaha, they made a revamp of this game.

You guys should do one of the new one!

[TheYolkaEd]

@kutterkirby It's really just the exact same game, only with enhanced graphics (even the voice acting's the same), so there's really no need for that. However, there IS a sequel, now...

[pyramidheadkitten9]

wait whoa whoa whoa back the shit up...

isnt soap a base?

couldtn he just use the mothafucking soap to pick up the "burning flesh"?

[pyramidheadkitten9]

@DrTimeCop well it makes more sense then a fucking piece of cloth.

[DrTimeCop]

@pyramidheadkitten9

no it doesnt hombre

[pyramidheadkitten9]

@DrTimeCop well maybe he couldve like covered the cloth in soap.

[DrTimeCop]

@pyramidheadkitten9

i dont think a solid bar of soap would allow you to pick up and continuously hold something, let alone something burning hombre

[dementedstickfigure]

Macintosh dsfargeg

[MagatamaUser]

Oh dooh da dooh im in prison dooh doooh dooh

[sonicfeet]

00:44

"UHHERRR UH'M MUHELTUNG"

[criminal90210]

"The door is locked", Uhh... if you just BURNED a cell door's locking mechanism with the burning flesh, why can't you just use it on the locked door? Obvious mistakes are obvious.

[Warpstarkirby]

@criminal90210 you do realize that if THAT's your issue with the game then you willingly suspended your disbelief that the burning flesh would destroy the orange jumpsuit used to pick it up, which is more of a fail than the minute continuity error you spotted

[criminal90210]

@Warpstarkirby Well it wouldn't burn it if you prevent any liquid from getting on it in the first place. There are many mistakes in this game, and there is no exceptions in AIHII (the second fucked up one)

[Warpstarkirby]

@criminal90210 whoops my bad i didn't study the lore for arrival in hell. egg on my face, huh guys? :shrug: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[criminal90210]

@Warpstarkirby Hell, I barely pay any attention in class, you think I'd study this shitty lore?

[LegendarySock]

Someone forgot to spell check CANNISTER.

[SenseiLeRoof]

@LegendarySock Not to mention CorriDOOR and Hall Way.

[SenseiLeRoof]

@SenseiLeRoof And, lest I forget, "definatly".

DE-FI-NITE-LY. Say it with me.

[kingbooforums]

lol oh ya this game

[LaLumine]

The insane prisoner kind of sounds like my trigonometry teacher.

[SenseiLeRoof]

@LaLumine Your trig teacher is the walrus?

[LaLumine]

@SenseiLeRoof Koo koo kachoo.

[rayraygottago]

why does that music sound so friggin familiar....is that resident evil music?

[EthVortexShield]

Somewhere in Austrailia, a prisoner will pick up a bar of soap and the demons of Hell will tear a rift in our fabric of reality and come pouring in on us, heralding the end of the world

[JoesGuy]

I wish you knew how to spell Australia.

[TBSnerd]

if the video is playing while you areat another tab, the video will show a fast forward of what happened when you were at the other tab. Do it for the conversation parts and they people inflate and deflate at crazy fucking speeds.

[TotalSimpleton]

See, he's not strolling when he's walking. That's a common misconception. He's doing what we in the business call 'powerwalking.'

His legs are so strong and buff and this prisoner in particular is such a hardened criminal that he trains in the weight room every day. He has to walk like that in order to maintain his figure whenever he's NOT lifting weights.

Oh, and he's constipated. Yeah, it's part of the bodybuliding process.

[SuperYoshiBrosFan]

00:27 R-ick R-oll is what they stand for.

[BEARCRAB]

fuck you

[SuperYoshiBrosFan]

lol thanks just trying to add some christmas spirit

[DarkMage2X]

Do you know what I just saw?! Best. Line. Ever.

[BudgetBachelorChow]

That's the real reason they tell you not to drop the soap. Because once you go to pick it up, that's when the Lovecraftian monsters from Hell 2.0 invade.

[Icerama108]

"aaahhhhh, itslikemyworstnightmarescome - hey is toilets gotten clean!"

[CarryLarry]

Oot doot doot de doo. Walkin' in the jail, doot de doo, crazy guy smell, doot de doo, kinda wanna bail, doot de doo, from Arrival in Hell, doot de doo!

~powerwalking club~

[FierceWolf1Dragon]

This looks like a totally creeped out version of The Secret of Monkey Island, with a different theme... Which, by the way, you would get a KICK out of. Guybrush Threepwood. Need I say more? Check it out.

[Mast3rFr3aky]

The laziness of this game's creator is simply astounding. Look at the jumpsuit at 9:39. Pathetic. He even gave the Sane Prisoner the same number on his jumpsuit.

[TheToast7]

Even worse, the insane prisoner also had the same number, only mirrored.

[EthVortexShield]

god damn it I thought arrival in hell was referencing the titans game there

[Vertigo688]

Remember Space Mutiny, on Mystery Science Theater?

Remember the guy with the cane and the bum leg, the one the fearless hero roasted alive?

Sane Prisoner looks EXACTLY like him.

[clubpenguluver101]

Team Viewer ftw :3

[ENM173]

I decided to play this game today... Got to the very end when I was talking to the sane prisoner to tell him where the exit was. When I talked to him, nothing happened. The game just froze in place, with both of them pulsing.

Piece of shit.

[lookatmedriving]

Same happened to me when I first played it on the front page.

[VysetheTard]

'Ey, this is Elec-tric-alBeast, the joyant uv arroivin' in 'ell!

[RedVerdugo]

Haha this reminds me of a really bad ripoff of The Suffering!

[Chef033]

Moy grawty piss stehned toilet.

[BlackKnight03]

If he broke the forth wall, he'd break out of the prison and this shitty flash.

[sagacious03]

Man, we're only into the first part, and already this game looks horrible.

Oh well, at least the commentary from you guys makes it bearable.

Still, is it just me, or is the volume a bit low on this episode?

[damarei]

was that a Facebook pop at 00:20 ?

[danthebard]

Jason Statham isn't even in good video games

lol

[Jacob041593]

That's a fine looking deodorant can.

[justinbrosam]

You know what one of the biggest plot holes in this game is? The fact that he says he doesn't know where he is and yet A. The wall that had "months" on it B. The fact that he refers to the sink and toilet as "my" and C. The comb on the table that he says he uses for his beard. Hmm...

[roboturkey]

[deadpan] aaaaaahhhhhhhhh......[/deadpan­]

[ZeroShift0]

doop doop doop

[Chef033]

...?

Just a lowly comb.

[Roodypoocandyass]

Oh hay, Escape from Butcher B- No wait, It's just a bad flash game.

[Rozar505]

My horrible cumstain'd jumpsuit.

[zioz99]

what terrible dialogue. i was wating for "WAIT! DONT OPEN! THAT DOOR!"

[BumperSticker95]

@zioz99 "You were almost a grotty, piss-stained sandwich!"

[MSkull01]

Aaaaaaahh . . .

[GruntKilla420]

The world's calmest jail guard.

[Narrator007]

Dang it! Bad things always happen when someone picks up the soap. . .

[DooderMcAltair]

This looks like Full Throttle's special needs brother.

[drew227]

oh man, so glad to see this got the retsupurae treatment. i've played this before, a couple years ago

[ArbalestEmerald]

You don't understand it's a RED door! That means it's 3 times harder to unlock!

[psycotigerman]

Were you guys in the same room cause you were doing co op

[LordFeckington666]

It's a toothbrush with a razor on it. That would be a funny joke.

[Maindrian]

A lowly comb?

[Fullmetalraz]

This game seems almost as absurd as the trapped trilogy!

[KawaiiDesuNekoBCSK]

Diabetus, you should like, totally use your gay voice for, oh oh, the next retsufrash!

[KawaiiDesuNekoBCSK]

Homophobes everywhere on here.

[Metripleone]

1:32 - Hearing the guy say that would be truely terrifying.

[lookatmedriving]

Haha, I remember playing this when it was on the front page.

[VGK1337]

What happened to Diabetus' audio?

[Fullmetalraz]

Sounds fine to me.

[felixuselegos]

Huh... Deodorant = Salvation in prison.

Whatever gets you through mang.