Shaolin Monk Balances On 2 Fingers

[APHIXrs]

thumb!!!!!

[prandrews99]

Im in the weird part of youtube again

[0066348]

@prandrews99 nope ON THE BADASS PART OF YOUTUBE!

[HesDaryl]

@prandrews99 that guy who replied to you took the words out of my mouth

[swanton200]

these dudes aint intimidating but they would kick my ass any day

[thedbwallstreet]

I wanna be a Monk :/

[SoulReaperSwords]

shaolin monks.

Such badasses.

[Grayfox988]

I can do this in my sleep.

In my dreams, I mean.

[triplea007]

He must have some mad nose-picking skills

[b00mHeadsh0t12]

i bet the other guy who can do this is probably Kung Lao

[BlissfulOasis]

i wonder if he can air bend :-)

[tcmoy3]

Something

We

Asians

Got

[RonJoshuaTorres]

haha dont mess with the ASIANS..

[heyrhan29]

Imma try to use my dick then.

[alphex1000]

PFFFT watch me do it with my boner OH SHIT....

[jelloleggedjedi]

I can do this pfft.

[SBabyification]

Hmph. i will excersize my index fingers everday. I WILL BECOME THE FIRST AMERICAN. :D

[MiamiRSVP]

@SBabyification lmfao and me cuban american!

[Olifantastisch1]

i heard that only 2 people in the world can do this ??

[TriLogicorp]

holy shit.

[MiamiRSVP]

@TriLogicorp nothing is every holy about poop.. i hope

[pinoykaiser]

Psh i have seen Enter the Dragon over 82 times. I think i can do that now. (Quote from peter chao!!)

[XLuiso831x]

chuck norris can do this with no fingers!

[M1K3L392]

0:36: The Shaolin monks rise at 4am every day and spend six hours training in kung fu...

0:41 /wallpalm "Oh god what are we doing"

[elevadon]

If those people had spent all that time and energy on curing cancer, the world would be a much better place.

[abzvinny318]

@elevadon

More like an over-populated place.

[MsMsshadow]

If only christian monks would do something like this and instead of "balancing on" little children, expensive cars and politics try to balance on two fingers.

[abzvinny318]

@MsMsshadow

Please. There isn't enough money in this for them.

[aartbastiaan22]

@MsMsshadow lol

[PSXDooMERR]

the force!

[abzvinny318]

It's sad knowing that little six year old or whatever he is could probably kick my ass, along with just about anyone else. Lol.

[MrSierra125]

@abzvinny318 No way he could kick my ass, because it would be firmly and painfully planted on the floor during the first 2 seconds of the fight.

[abzvinny318]

@MrSierra125

You or the kid? Lol.

[MrSierra125]

@abzvinny318 Meee, id probably drop out of pure panick.

[abzvinny318]

@MrSierra125

Just play dead. That's the only safe thing I can think of. Lol.

[Seishiro1989]

The 121 dislikes are stupid fags -.-

[DJValby]

it's very better than Bruce Lee with 2 fingers push-up

[SAC25BATS]

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow...

[mrrickstur]

Chuck Norris does it with his nipples

[monster1175]

You can balance on your fingers i can balance on my penis ;o

[daiyumn]

@fuckeryfairy fingers aren't muscles bro look it up

[TheSoldier973]

at 0:50 he uses 3 fingers

[stefisdefis]

@TheSoldier973 Really? Then I can do it too...! :P

[SnoozersDog]

@TheSoldier973 4 actually, the fourth is hidden behind his other finger...

[Meganova1994]

0:45 who else thought he would put his second hand away? :P

[Dr1xx]

This is amazing.

[skatermehmet55]

it hurts just looking at it!

[UltraPatrik]

...aaaand theese asian people just go around DBZ-ing like that? Sweet.

[Smexydoggyi]

A little more hair and you would have Goku!

[haanhasa]

over 80 y old monk hai teng did this on one fibger called 1 finger zen

[BlueWolf1993x]

I wander if Bruce Lee could do that.. I know he could do 2 finger push ups.

[powermetal6669]

Squinkie zinkies smaller than your pinky

[xeokym]

Infuckingcredible!

[mrrodneyalong]

I weight 220lbs and I can do this, "trick"- its how I put my shoes on every morning

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[Totalcat7]

I can barely balance on one FOOT

[xXxJokerManxXx]

I can also do this. with a viagra.

[jesusboy90]

Chuck Norris can do it with his tongue

[pibeytor]

The Zohan can do it XD

[hadibohari]

Is this the monk that will be appearing in Diablo 3? No? Damn!

[Slachtkop]

i tried to do this with my penis but then i broke my floor..

[BagheriProds]

how is that possible? Fingers are not muscles...

[FuckeryFairy]

@BagheriProds if fingers weren't muscles..then we wouldnt be able to move them at all.

[SEKOPASA]

@BagheriProds yes they are not they are fingers, but there are muscles bone blood etc. in them. Also if they were muscles than it would be impossible to do the trick.

[artemis491]

Aang could do that without any fingers

[mika26]

@artemis491

yup!

[larkan111]

9gag brought me here : )))

[zymuur]

@larkan111 Has anyone told you 9gag is for autistic children yet?

[botbot9999]

chuck noris does it with his pinki but only 1

[k2self]

@botbot9999 Wrong!! Chuck Norris can do it without using any part of his body

[saadkhangul]

i was gonna make racist comment but fuck it....

[Ra1g0r]

4!

It's 4 fingers!

[Dynikus]

"The main risk of this stunt is breaking the index fingers."

No shit...

[FrancisMenace]

I remember Omi did this on the first episode of "Xiaolin Showdown." xD

[OrangeJuice2k11]

Pshhh,

Chuck Norris can do this,

with his hands in his back.

[BassPlayerGuy123]

fuuuuuuuuuuuu

[dishafreestyle]

How to do this in two easy steps!

1-First be an Asian

2-Practice on the first step

[Bernhardinho]

i bet these guys don't rape their followers

[SharkyRullez]

sicen when the monks knows how to use photoshop?? :))

[2late4thisshat]

This is great!

[GertOgren]

57 thumbs for two fingers is a good deal imo

[TheLazZzar]

im better i can do cock pushups

[LeydenMr]

The first and last are the same video. Watch the latest video that has 2 fingers. He took that one finger at the first video off.

[TH3EDST3R]

Chuck Norris can do this with 1 finger



[geppegep]

lol now i feel useless

[cowgoesmoo2]

When I grow up...

[Wheatley4269]

SCREW LOGIC

[Southpark124]

Chuck Norris can do this with his breath...

[coinslotcb]

yes ladies. his fingers are THAT strong.

[FutureAbe]

the question is: Why

[thijsiphone]

@FutureAbe Because he wanted to watch how many people watched this video.. xD

[OnceInAYear]

119 guys went to the hospital for the rest of their life. and the rest where to scared to try it.

[ziTz2B4W5z]

I tried this. Then i took an arrow to the knee

[ValenciaFan1]

@ziTz2B4W5z Seriously, another arrow to the knee joke?

[KlTTYFAT]

@ziTz2B4W5z

You're not funny.... 

[aartbastiaan22]

@KlTTYFAT better than lame chuck norris jokes, tell me that arrow in the knee is older

[LeLocK100]

,Music ?

[yorshps2]

seguramente entreno con el maestro rochi

[yorshps2]

este tipo puede matar con un solo dedo :o

[Rickingsh]

Can they also do this with their dick? :\

[felixkjoller]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought competing was wrong according to Buddhism

[ANMLgaming]

@felixkjoller they aren't competing, they are showing off

[jvickrey901]

fuck these ads

[growpowerful]

That was very cool

[aynemauwasabi]

what's the name of the song please ?

[H4V0K1407]

"The main risk of this stunt is breaking the the index fingers."

NO SHIT!

[Enimatox]

'the risk here is breaking his index fingers' ..... What about sitting on his balls?

[aksquash]

Remember kids, you will never learn to do this, ever.

[MrCrazyPainting]

omg hackers

[kenikozo]

I cringe when the fingers bend like that ;x

[MRiL0v3Ph0]

he can probably kill a girl fingering her .

[monptii]

@MRiL0v3Ph0

lol...*shivers*

[mrsk8erdud]

Not the best thing you can do with two fingers, still pretty beast!

[benny6555]

thats 4 fingers hes using 2 fingers from each hand, cheat, cheat and a liar!

[Player5xx]

@benny6555 look at the first time he does it

[drinkup4real]

@benny6555 the first time he does it he does it with only two hands look closer

[PureForloko]

@drinkup4real no he doesn't

[TheHevquip]

So? I can balance on no fingers...and dance while doing it!

[kinzokuclothing]

Women loves strong fingers ;)

[blehface3000]

"the main risk of this stunt is breaking the index fingers"

haha no fucking shit

[faecenation]

Monks F*cking rock

[babacaca4]

i can do this with my dick

[Th3Apollo7]

@babacaca4 pfft. i can do that to...AND! spin like a spin top...wat up

[90talisten]

@babacaca4

You stole my comment you dick, I was going to write that. bitch.

[ralphM1114]

@babacaca4 fuck that I can do this with my balls.

[Joebergz94]

@babacaca4 you can balance on two fingers with your dick?

[babacaca4]

@Joebergz94 more than that

[BizarreWorks]

@babacaca4 no, you cant, stop lieing.

[Jacen47]

@babacaca4 You have two?

[babacaca4]

@Jacen47 that would be awesome

[Connnorrrify]

@babacaca4 Cock pushups.

[xHydraHD]

@babacaca4 are you the guy from the viagra advert!? :O

[iblisrapper]

@babacaca4 how many times did you break it ^^

[adamzez]

i saw a documentary on them. man they sleep like the aliens from alien vs predator. like stuck onto the walls or ledged in the ceiling in awkward ass positions. its crazy.

[00101011011011]

now imagine what happens if he punches someone with that finger

[Jacobadam121]

i tried this. I broke both fingers :(

[blknite104]

@Jacobadam121 how did u type than?

[Jacobadam121]

@blknite104 with my two thumbs two middle fingers my two ring fingers and my two pinkies duhh of course

[TGodfreyGuitar]

My favorite caption…"The main risk is breaking your index fingers." Well, duh! :)

[andres24598]

this is avatar or something

[DejaVuEXP]

this ain't no trick nor stunt, its years of hardwork

[MrBracey100]

There are just no limits to what a highly trained human can do.

[AlternativeAbyss]

@MrBracey100 hell yeahss agree!!!

[Xinyuan12345]

Haha the only other person who can do this is meh kungfu teacher!

[Mbalandr123]

Why the fuck don't any of these guys ever try out for ninja warrior?

[footballbeastize]

@Mbalandr123 ninjas are japanese and the Chinese are very humble people

[mtbrogue88]

Can you imagine what his pinky can do to his nose? Wah lao!!

[SirFailsAlot15RD]

how does he train that =3?

[Zachdudeio2]

@SirFailsAlot15RD A shitload of meditation and excersize

[footballbeastize]

now this is what i study, Kenpo Karate

[serenaisgood]

@footballbeastize I'm pretty sure Kenpo Karate is not Shaolin..

[footballbeastize]

@serenaisgood But it is, i studied in the arts oh Shaolin Kenpo

[serenaisgood]

@footballbeastize Shaolin is Chinese and Kenpo is Japanese isn't it?

[irulurul]

@serenaisgood Kenpo?? I Only heard Of Kendo Lol... Some Japanese katana Sword Fighting Style or Something, But I've never heard Of Kenpo... Lol XD

[footballbeastize]

@serenaisgood No Kempo is Japanese Kenpo is Chinese

[serenaisgood]

@footballbeastize really? i researched and most people say there is no difference between the two.. but okay..

[SpazzyMcGee1337]

I could do that too if I had enough Adderall.

[IndayLancer]

Bruce lee is still King.

[ska8er4myholelife]

When i found this guy on Facebook he poked me and was in the hospital for a little while.

[MapleConquer]

Gay norris gets always most thumb ups

[ukguy]

ermmm thats 4 fingers not 2... Have you seen Hai Deng, he could ballance on 1 finger at 80 years old lol.

[TheJoker2529]

@ukguy In the beginning he uses 2 and at the end 4. Your statement is like telling tony hawk he can't kickflip because you saw him do an ollie.

[MahaManiak]

The fuck O_o

[ErabusVonGott]

116 people tried this and broke their fingers =D

[ryhyena]

his finger's must curl 100s

[Nikolai86921]

Be careful with this monk if he study proctology. xD kkkkkkkkkk...

[RusticLou]

@randyorton4evaz we are talking about kung fu here, and Chuck Norris was a champion, so it is relevant

[JInsdfs323sdf]

일지선이 진짜 존재하는 구나...

[liess610]

WTF, sick!

[zaraki888]

Chuck Norris is a joke, Bruce Lee is no joke!

[putmoon]

chuck norris will balance using only his hair



[Rushguitarist1]

Why don't they have this in Mortal Combat: SHAOLIN MONKS?

[soldierx345]

Now here is when weight is a big factor.

[Dmania1000]

And in the opposite cornor wha.. wait ... were are you going? don't run away.

[menja2000]

116 people tried this and broke their fingers

[Alphareflex1]

I can do this with my dick...

[KetsuRosataMalnor]

@Alphareflex1 That small huh?

[apforeverrx]

they could break a piano with those fingers!