Owl City Dental Care Lyrics

[Elnaruto2]

"i know the drill" heh, pun

[fafoosnick6839]

I'm so putting this song on my dentist's office FB page!! Love this song!

[nataliepp1]

Hilarious! The dental community would get a kick out of this song. Should be sent to dental conferences. :)

[MyMysteryworldPlace]

k i luv owl city but this is like a story from a kids english textbook

[MissFixit1]

I went to the dentist today.. My dentist is usually alright, but she was in a VERY bad mood today and apparently took it out on my mouth. She randomly stabbed me..o.o' She was glaring at me the whole time! Grrr. >:( Thank you for reminding me how much I despise dentists.

[potterhead143]

they have such weird song names

[CaitieCubz]

You know how Swifties are always saying that Taylor stole their diary? Well, when I first heard this song I thought "Adam needs to give me back MY diary." I hate the dentist -_-

[lilmissKatieGirl22]

first time i heard this song was in Ireland. thank you Kelly! :D

[TheCrackerJackerr]

Id rather pick flower, instead of fights. <3

[xFadingStarsx]

All right... I love Owl City, but this song is just so ridiculous xD Where the heck did he get the idea to write a song about such a mundane topic?

[2002liv]

i hate the dentist

[Barraki148]

This is such a retarded song, but I don't care

[EmilyyyBritton]

this is like my second new theme song.

i love my smile. 

[zuniga6412]

Thanks, Owl City! You stopped me from being afraid of the dentist!

[WarriorDovewing]

What a creepy dentist... sounds like mine ^_^. Then again... mine is creepier. So are clowns. GOD are clowns creepy. Off topic. But if my dentist stalks me to my house and tries my pearly whites, I swear I'm gonna ruin his. But HOLY CRAP are clowns CREEPY. So are baby dolls. But I swear, I'm gonna have nightmares about creepy dentists tonight. I wuz brushing my teeth and I caught myself humming this song :D

Clowns are creepy. To survive in this world, that's the ONE thing you need to know.

[Singingisinmyheart]

@WarriorDovewing yeah clowns are creepy *shiver goes down spine*

[MrHello62]

love owl city and this vid is awesome but isn't it "when hygenists leave on long vacations thats when dentists scream and WHOSE their patients" i don't know thats just what i hear. but anyway awesome video lol.

[circusgothicaTV]

i hum this when i brsuh my teeth.

[Tecolover]

lol this songs a roit

[kaitlynloveskidraul]

GOLF

[24robster]

I swear I went to the dentist last week and they give me headphones to listen to music while he gave me the shots and stuff, this song came on. It was hilarious!

[dobbytacos]

weirdness

[harrypotterrocks1762]

@dobbytacos and goodness!!

[MrKbratcher73]

this song makes no sense

[Jessi181]

@MrKbratcher73 if you don't get this song, you must have never been to the dentist. :P

[MrFoshizzlePro]

@RealKevinMatthews that is kind of awkward I suppose lol xD 

[will849059]

@RealKevinMatthews That's not even awkward you dumb shit.

[harrypotterrocks1762]

really?? well, this is VERY original. Probably the first dentist song I've ever heard.

[QuidditchGryffindor7]

@harrypotterrocks1762 Hermione's parents will be happy. :)

[harrypotterrocks1762]

@QuidditchGryffindor7 yea! just their type of music :D

[LIVY56Originals]

U ROCKK♥

[MegRMcLain]

When I first saw this I was like "Ummm..... What?" but now I can't stop singing it!

[Placophobia]

@RealKevinMatthews or you just press Ctrl +F or F3 and type their name

[chocolategleelover]

I love the puns!

[666shakenbake]

"do me a favor and never talk to me again, because my dentist said you're just WAY TOO SWEET, and your always giving me cavities.. i love you.. but it hurts.;)"

[Maffiline]

If I get 100 thumbs up I'll sing this at my next dental/orthodontist appointment.

[reaper2ooX]

@Maffiline you better film it (thumbed)

[Maffiline]

@reaper2ooX I'll have my sister film it. We'll both sing it.

[GeekTherapy]

This guy is like the master of puns.

And singing.

[metalnumbz]

2:13 my favorite part :)

[jennyismyname2]

I love the odd puns in here. :P

[WHoSUcKsNOODLeS]

I love this song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!:)

[thedaringpastry]

"Golf and alcohol don't mix, and that's why i don't drink and drive" At first... i didn't get it.. then my friend pointed out. "Oh, drive.. like drive a golf ball." Epic pun.. *claps*

[wardemon46]

@thedaringpastry Also the "I've been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the DRILL" :)

[BlueWolf833]

I love this song!!!!

[warriorsluver23]

this is the first song i know about dental care. and its the best song ive ever heard about dental care. xD

[andtuf]

Why this isn't playing constantly in dentist offices nationwide I will never know.

[EpicSammi]

The beginning of the song just makes you smile after a bad day :)

[Mr1991emmanuel]

@RealKevinMatthews found it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!! :D but dey r say *This comment has received too many negative votes* hahahahahhaa lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :D stupid him

[Mr1991emmanuel]

@RealKevinMatthews i kno right i know excatly how you feel smh did u find it ?????????? cuz i didnt bother wen it wasnt on the first page :( :P

[42angelstar]

im really afraid of denists but i love this song

[sonikkugamergirl470]

I'm not gonna scroll through all these comments just to see what abbyfanduby said >3< Anyways, I <3 YOU ADAM :D

[ikilledkenzie]

My favorite song. Ever. <3

[abbistoleyourshoes]

I discovered this song the day before a dentist appointment (which I really hate) and it made me calmer :D

[ILoveMeSomeOwlCity]

Golf and alcohol don't mix that's why i don't drink and drive!

[rubycamargopretty]

PPL!!!

look up nevershoutnever at some sonqs owl City and him sound alike!!

iLove both there my favorite sinqers!!

[ODSTD464]

@rubycamargopretty I think you confused the "G" and "Q" key...

[rubycamargopretty]

@ODSTD464 No thats just how itext....(:

¬_¬

[ODSTD464]

@rubycamargopretty I see how it is.

[rubycamargopretty]

@ODSTD464 Lolz

;D

[penguinjonas67]

omg this song is soooooooooo cute!

[imaghost99]

@penguinjonas67 cute how cute

[atareg]

hahaha...it's not "cough and alcohol," it's "golf and alcohol"

[shajim]

my best friend is scared to death of the dentist and she's thirteen im gonna have to let her listen to this song :p

[aerogirl246810]

they have such wierd songs!!!! there next song will probly be rakin leaves or sumthin stupid like that lol

[strongmanb]

@aerogirl246810 He, it's just Austin.

[BensonIz3pik]

@aerogirl246810 OKAY.One,this is not a band.It's a single artist.Two,those weird lyrics actually have meaning.I suppose this one was just about going to the dentist,but ya know.

[TheHihi555]

I have the dentist today, this should help. D:

[LordMelonWhale]

this is my favorite owl city song! 8D

[Th3aterN3rd]

wtf...



[Randoms620]

Like it

[shunkuncat]

119 people got yelled at by dentists XD

[rc1707]

Great Song. I posted it on my blog lol

[Dfiguly]

I love the "drink and drive" play on words lol very random song, but i love it lol

[Momma2Jasmine]

btw it's GOLF and drinking don't mix that's why i don't drink and drive :P

[megakmanify]

my favorite song

[ICONicBoyzFan555]

random...bbut i LOVE it!!!:) and im glad he dont drink and drive!

[thedaryanshow]

Stupidest song ever. I LOVE IT!

[littlerayofsunshine7]

Pathetic.

[ImmaSuperHevyn]

@littlerayofsunshine7 that's what people are going to call you for hating.

[trombonetubabassoon]

@littlerayofsunshine7 Yes you are.

[josephjo696]

lol...i'm a dentist..i love this song

[beccaxxnorman]

LOL!

[alexsussoto12]

this song makes me wanna go to the densist!! i love owl city and i love thuis song!!!! (p.s. i hate the dentist! :D) thats how AMAZING this song is it actually makes me wanna go....

[rapnrocknroll]

people make songs about anything wow

[MattRatt2218]

this song is dumb but the beat is addictive i wish i could play it on piano

[Shortfry17]

owl city never fails to have the ability to make me smile no matter what kind of day im having!

thumbs up if you think that part of your current happiness in life is thanks to owl city!

[SuicidalSweetheart77]

No matter how bad a mood I'm in, Owl city can always make me feel better. Keep it up

[isolawasthere]

Loves How All His Songs Have A Happy Beat Even If The Lyrics Sounds Sad :)

[LoveTacos13]

I'm going to the dentist today TT_TT

[KauaianRapunzel]

I would SO not want this dentist....

[biggreenmonster2019]

@KauaianRapunzel id end up biting him if he laughed at me ; )

[KauaianRapunzel]

@biggreenmonster2019 OUCH! hahaha

[disneydogs123]

first song i heard of owl city was fireflies i had heard it in a dance contest then i started to listen to all songs and owl city became my favorite!:)

[Hellogurl2101]

i went to the dentist yesterday. i can relate :)

[SasukeCaramelldansen]

Oh, my next visit to the dentist.

[harharlove22]

I love how random his songs are. This is the ultimate study music for AP biology XD

[rainbowdrinkemo]

adam young writes songs about the most random things. i love owl city <3

[J1SL]

@tamaraibieliebinJB By drive, he means when your out playing golf you drive the ball down the fairway, and if you were drunk while "driving" you would hit yourself and knock your teeth out

[stefanykriner]

its so sad that lyrics are so terrible because the music is great.. =[

[XxAnnaCx]

xD i love how he sings about random crap <3

[AlexaSapphire00]

my bestie artist1398 shes SO awsome shes a little crazy but shes the best friend u always wanted! she loves dis song and owl city lol she says AHH DOUGLAS

[AlashiaTuol]

This is the Sadist Dentist song! I KNEW they were evil!

[moopa7]

yknow i dont get the part "golf an alcohol dont mix so thats why i dont drink and drive" can someone explain?

[tamaraibieliebinJB]

@moopa7 Cause golf, involves golf carts and you have to drive them. Haha, He is a bit strange with tieing things together but that's what that lyric means :P

[PotatoCow1]

@tamaraibieliebinJB i thought by drive he meant, liek, a driving range.

[moopa7]

@tamaraibieliebinJB yeah the lyrics are so poetic that sometimes they dont make sense... i)

[wjacob101]

i want a motion sensor that plays this when i walk in to the bathroom to brush my teeth XD

[UnoIsayAHxD]

I play this song every time I brush my teeth. It makes me feel like I could really beam from ear-to-ear!

[elizabethq55]

why would u write a song about the dentist

[MsCarlab1]

@elizabethq55 because its an experience that everyone can relate to , i think this song has a humorous tinge to it ,but your right owl city's lyrics dont really make much sense :)

[EvilCabbagezPwn]

I was at the orthedontist (I totally spelled that wrong) and when i left, my teeth hurt so bad! And even though orthedontists and dentists are technically difference, I had the urge to listen to this song :D My teeth still hurt....

[anniebeetocute]

it just brightens up your day when u here this song :P

[AlexaSapphire00]

this came on and i wuz lie am i watching sesame street like rlly :):)

[UpandAwayAnimations]

116 people don't like brushing their teeth X3

[AamandaNicolee]

Would you judge me if I said that I brush my teeth to this everyday?

[doglover5114]

@AamandaNicolee

No do you though?

[UpandAwayAnimations]

@AamandaNicolee no way i do too XDDD

[ODarlingILOVEuSo7]

@AamandaNicolee I like your way of thinking.

[AamandaNicolee]

Would you judge me if I said that I brush my teeth to this everyday?

[doglover5114]

@AamandaNicolee

No.

[ItSaGoodGoOdDay]

Thumbs up if you hate DENTIST~ :3

[YuiYamana]

When I first heard this song on the radio in a store, me and my boyfriends had a discussion that if we ever had a son or daughter who listened to these type of songs about nothing we'd throw them down the stairs..

[OceausPhoenix]

@YuiYamana Who are you to stop someone from liking this kind of music? Did YOUR parents like what you listened to? Did THEY throw you down the stairs for it?

[YuiYamana]

@OceausPhoenix yes. I was a 90's child. The music I listen to was the stuff my parents did. and hey pull that pole out your ass. I was joking. lol youtube is srs business

[zombieohmygosh]

@YuiYamana yeah it is serious. It shows other people that you would make a horrible parent.

[YuiYamana]

@zombieohmygosh lol Youtube is too serious! XD No one can take a joke. You really think I'd do that? People have no sense of humor. Please continue to take the internet this seriously. It's giving me entertainment.

[zombieohmygosh]

@YuiYamana well, the whole world is too serious anyways, which is why I like listening to songs about toothbrushes and dentists. :D

[MsCarlab1]

@zombieohmygosh agreed :L xxx

[miixeddupp]

Only Adam Young could sing about going to the dentist and not sound like a complete idiot/Rebecca Black/on heavy drugs.

[knockudown300]

I love the Dentist and cleanings I love how my teeth feel clean afterwards! xD

[Licerice123]

@xxghostwolfofnightxx thanks

[Licerice123]

@xxghostwolfofnightxx thank u ..,.. : D

[cyberscrewed]

its not cough and alcohol its golf and alcohol btw u got alot of other stuff wrong

[omerplater]

thumbs up if you heard this song and completely changed your opinion and or stopped listening to owl city.

[abbyfanduby]

@omerplater I started to thumbs up then I realized what you said.. what do you mean "STOPPED" listening to Owl City? ¬_¬" How is that even humanly possible? D:

[22jermz]

@omerplater No thumbs up = Fail and you must not have been drinking and driving because you obviously don't have a smile

[omerplater]

@22jermz It got no thumbs up because people like me don't listen to this type of music so why would they be reading the comments. I was more of a joke but the rest of my comment was true. This song is really corny. I'm all for happiness and everything but corny does not equal happiness for everyone.

[Licerice123]

@xxghostwolfofnightxx sorry it can be scarry

[InsomniaZombeh]

Dentists should play this when their working on their patients, Like brainwashing them to brush their teeth and take care of them so they don't have to come to the dentists so often. I don't fear denists, when I go I think of it as a mission, endure it!

[PotatoCow1]

@InsomniaZombeh XD i totally agree!

[TheHaruNatsumi]

@InsomniaZombeh The world shall be run by dentists XD

[LetStartWithThis]

@InsomniaZombeh Lol xD

[perriforeverx]

I don't listen to this because I'm terrified of dentists but when I do listen to it, it makes me feel better about them :)

[TheRawrOSaurous]

"ive been to this song a thousand times so i know the drill, i listen close and wriggle my toes, but somehow, i still get the chills"

its true

[bostongem]

possibly the most puntastic song evar

[Soupster011]

@sassysarah7100 All of his songs are like this. Haha. Weird, strange, awesome stuff.

[VaportheFox9]

116 are idiots if they think this song is stupied or scary

[TheCakeSaysYes]

I love Owl City, but I can't listen to this song because I hate the dentists. :(

[sassysarah7100]

Anybody think it is just a little weird that they wrote a song about the dentist?

[xxgazegirlxx]

@sassysarah7100 You kind of have to read between the lines lol

[moopa7]

HAHAHAHAA!!!!!11!!!!!1!! I LOVE PUNS

"I KNOW THE DRILL" I CANT BELIEVE I JUST GOT THAT

[JesusFreak3211]

@moopa7 lol....niiice  :D

[molach12345]

115 PEOPLE DONT BRUSH THERE TEETH

[Xayhes]

DENTISTS ARE EVIL.

I HATE DENTISTS.

GAAAAH. *hides underneath chair*

and @Licerice123, I'm afraid of the dentist but I still like this song.

[TheJesusfreak2211]

@Xayhes i'm with ya!

[c0olb4an5]

@TheJesusfreak2211 i like your username :)

[TheJesusfreak2211]

@c0olb4an5 thanks.. yours is kinda catchy! (I like it)

[mertybird3]

the first time it says ive been too the dentist a thousand time SO i know the drill you did not put the word SO so yeah

[1335brian]

@Licerice123 No im just afraid of music devoid of any substance.

[iPodFreak1200]

114 people knocked out all their teeth and had to kiss their smile goodbye.

[TheJesusfreak2211]

@iPodFreak1200 I am atrue christian. I just think the song is kind of annoying. check out my page. I even have some songs of theres in my playlists.

[fogpanda1]

you rock

[thecrone22]

well I don't!

[MonsterrLikeWhoa]

I brush my teeth to this song every night :)

[TheJesusfreak2211]

this song is so annoying! Who cares about his teeth and his dental care!

STUPID SONG! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[KiwiEmu000]

@TheJesusfreak2211 ME! :0

[TheRawrOSaurous]

@TheJesusfreak2211 then why did you come here in the first place hmmmm?

[luv2sing245]

@TheJesusfreak2211 I care about his teeth and his dental care. :D

[iPodFreak1200]

@TheJesusfreak2211 um if you haven't noticed it has an inner meaning i won't spoil for you. and if you were a true Christian you wouldn't put down Adam.

[MidnightFlower13]

@TheJesusfreak2211 Your stupid for not recognizing the whimsicalness of this. It tells a story, moron.

[RacingStarShips]

Is there a point to this song other than the fact that Adam has minor dentaphobia

[reecebug777]

This song has no Point...... I thought that Owl City wrote Serious music... Apparently I was wrong.

[Lugiaskr]

I'm afraid of the dentist but i love this song XD

[reecebug777]

@Lugiaskr I love this song But I hate this song it has no GOOD point....

[catya1227]

@reecebug777 thechillieful has a point

[applejuicexlove]

I want one of those toothbrushes that play music, but I want it to play this song!!!!!